> Last weekend I witnessed a conversation between my brother Michel
> (MichellinZXRadical) and my brother in law Fred, discussing the boot
> times of Windows Vista.
>
> Michel said: the boot time of Windows Vista on my machine is 10 minutes.
>
> 10 minutes before he is actually able to run a program and Fred
> confirmed this.
<aside>
<indicates up>
Fred and Michel are closet alt.atheism atheists.
Kadaitcha Man pulled this hilarious prank on me the other day. I
walked up to him and he was screaming in agony. He turned around and
his dick was caught in the cap of a Bic Pen. The joke was on me
though. There was plenty of room.
http://kadaitcha.cx/xp-crack/kmans-dick.jpg
You need to update your lame jokes, loser.
> Barbie dolls are not stupid!
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alt.atheism. Fucking witty!
>> Last weekend I witnessed a conversation between my brother Michel
>> (MichellinZXRadical) and my brother in law Fred, discussing the boot
>> times of Windows Vista.
>>
>> Michel said: the boot time of Windows Vista on my machine is 10 minutes.
>>
>> 10 minutes before he is actually able to run a program and Fred
>> confirmed this.
<piggybacking>
Next time buy a Mac.
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