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TRAFFIC (and Pleasance) SUCKED THE BIG ONE
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Pleasance and Your old war horse made the mistake of going into town yesterday afternoon. We were unprepared for the resident loons, who went this way and that in their cars--some honkin' their horns whilst others J-walked across busy trafficed streets.
"Let's get the F--- outa here," I said, looking to turn off on a passable... more »
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YOUSE FOLKS WASN'T NICE TO STAGTARD
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Youse up an' hit him right in the soft spot. Looks what you done! Now he won't come out to play no mores.
-- Pull over and check the air in yer head. LOL
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COCOBUTT HAS ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE
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He will stay off the meth. For his reward (if he can locate me) I promise to award him 1000 dollars prize money.
p.s. I make more than that many mornings while I'm in the can taking a shit.
-- Pull over and check the air in yer head. LOL
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ABOUT KEN
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FYI
I know a Ken who's a fuckin' loser, too. He putz in two weeks on the job and then blows it all at the local indian casino. Fucking loser!
-- Pull over and check the air in yer head. LOL
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HE WAS DRIVING...........
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He was driving his work truck when a milk truck in the opposite lane flipped onto him. He
hit an oak tree, bursting his spleen, and went down a steep embankment into
the lake where he drowned. Luckily they were able to save my stepson with
the jaws of life used underwater after nearly two hours. He was then... more »
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ANOTHER HOROSCOPE FOR ME
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Here it is: "Your big brain picks up on some subtle signals coming your way -- so make sure that you're ready for them! It's a good time to just receive information, as you can act on it later."
Key words here: Big Brain!
Looks like someone knows his Colonel pretty darn well.
Which means, of course, I win again!... more »
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THANKS AGAIN, DEAR RECRUITS!
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Yesterday really was a great Nigger Trash Day, and the city fathers are celebrating.
-- Pull over and check the air in yer head. LOL
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