The TOWER Bus
Creek
One day I received an e-mail from a Tower minion telling me that the
Tower did not like me posting there and if I didn't stop I would regret
it! I thought to myself "what the hell can they do to me" and kept right
on posting away.
Well, one dark and stormy day this big black bus with black windows and
the word TOWER on it's side pulls up in front of my house! I watched in
shock as the Towerites started pouring out of the bus!!
There was Freida, Marvin, Pink, Carole, Sniz, Walter, Mander, Raven, EJ,
Corey, Melissa, Janet, Mo and a couple of others I can't remember now.
They had arm loads of thousands of printed out e-mails from the e-mail
list and were headed straight for the Creek!!!
I watched in disbelief as they dumped those thousands of e-mails into
that little Creek until there was no Creek left. I was too afraid to
confront them as they headed back to the bus so I cracked open the door
and let loose the Two Dogs on them.
Much to my horror they just scooped up my Two Dogs and tossed them on
the bus and roared off. And there I stood no Two Dogs and no Creek. I
never used the Nic TwoDog_Creek again, But I keep it to remind me of my
life before the Tower Bus showed up.);
HarryPitts@ScenariosRUs
<LOL> Nice satire.
Cheers
Harry
LadyA
(: Bab :)
Unbelievable! Creek's...
Been zapped with a color.blinding.imprinter-thingie I think!
Watchtower buses always were (&always.will.be;) "pink" !
... are you quite sure there were more women than guys?
... &looking back; wwwhat color are the bus driver's eyes?
(: Bab :)
Creek introduces the idea of writing a bus... story, but his first one
was "black"
backed up with misty colored memories of the way watchtowerians really
were.
-cat- recalls pages from a "nice" fest, forgetting its name tho' the
fine feelings linger.
IC laments the loss of annual Earl, the .gif giving spirit which lit
up the "pink" tree.
(: one year Pink .gif me a rare butterfly :)
[ forever now trapped in bab.scrapbook :]
cuhulin, cooolin...
Could be I'm looking through rose-colored wine glasses; clink.
Whenever I picture all things Tower, the masterpiece is "pink".
Pink moons,
Pink peeps,
Pink cupcake.crumbs,
Pepto'Bismal?
... some memories must fade from maroons into idioms.
Neighbors still swear a pink bus sat parked for hours under the
turnpike bridge one memorable new year's eve!
Personally, I find that a bit hard to believe... (: bab :)
Carol
"(: Bab :)" <bab...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>Please Pardon unquoted text???
cuhulin, cooolin...
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I think the bus got bad directions and was lost that New Year's - But I
imagine everything went swimmingly without it.
IndianaChick
> Could that be the bus that was filled with those that thought a big date
> could go horribly wrong. While the rest were content to stay at the
> Tower waiting for a fresh brew of juicy detail to wash down the nosy
> popcorn.
Please it be that "those"&"the rest"
shall be forever named instead of seeing
a 'lump' of pink humps.
"that's getting old in this here 'dump'.
& tyvmfno ;)
Creek
ByTheWay, Creek... is it true that the pink buses now use that nibblin'
popcorn for fuel???
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I haven't seen a pink bus in the Tower in ages. Only the short bus that
drops off the travelling state circus freaks. And it's so covered with
troll shit that it's impossible to tell what color it was.
(: Bab :)
> bab1...@gmail.com ((: Bab :))
*blink*
"the travelling state circus freaks" ... Creek?
Please Pardon my surprise as I try to look through your eyes and
understand your grumpy lumpy color-blinded prejudice against any
poster who isn't considered to be officially "pink"!
*eureka*
I think this could be an answer to the unanswerable Q- "the ruination
of the webtv groups" began the instant 2 or more "friendly" webtv
people considered "themselves" superior to any "other you-know-who"
from any "different shady group" and viewed "anyone new" in the same
stupid way as the clueless little bus riders treated Forrest Gump on
their first day of school.
Didn't you start this thread protesting the idea that once upon a time
some idiot on the Tower board told you: "you can't post here" ??
*bab*
Raven
Yeppers!!! And I renamed those Two Dogs Alex and Louis, and spoil em
rotten. They have plenty of balls to fetch, an ocean of kool aid to
drink, a ton of paper to shred to their hearts content. ;-)
Tigerlily2k7 aka TwoDog Raven!
Raven
BTW I always liked yer posts. Creative ya were.
Phil
"Raven" <Tigerl...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Oh shut up. You're as retarded as he is. Go squeeze the sores on yer puss.
LadyA
> Oh shut up. You're as retarded as he is. Go squeeze the sores on yer puss.
Is this "Raven" actually Teresa back under a previous nic, or a
different loony Raven to grace our happy little group?
It's hard to keep up with Teresa, the queen of nic switching and
fugliness.
Phil
"LadyA" <lady...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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It smacks of the fat bitch.
>
>
HarryPitts@ScenariosRUs
> "LadyA" <lady_a...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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If it's the Raven from Tower, she is cool people.
Cheers
Harry maybe a Dick today <LOL>
Phil
"HarryPitts@ScenariosRUs" <harr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Cheers
.........
She was married to "Walking Tall", the guy that started "Watchtower", but
she ran away with her 1st cousin and had the "Montauk Monster" which
recently washed up.
HarryPitts@ScenariosRUs
> "HarryPitts@ScenariosRUs" <harryp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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You're a nut Phil.
Her and Corey are living very happily together, the last I knew.
Cheers
Harry
Phil
Cheers
Harry
...........
I would've never took her back after having that screwed up THING!
Raven
I still manage to get dragged into the crossfire somehow.
No I'm not Teresa. Yes I am the Raven to WT's Walking Tall from the
Tower and more importantly The Tower News. ;-)
MoFa...@gmail.com
>
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The Tower Bard I named her. The Tower Bard she shall forever be.
cuh...@webtv.net
cuhulin
LadyA
> The Tower Bard I named her. The Tower Bard she shall forever be.
If she's "Bard-ish", lets see her articulate a moving and emotional
sonnet.
Let me be the judge of her "Bard-ness"....
Phil
Tower "Lard" more n likely. SnakeSpear indeed! More n likely SnakeShit! The
witch was the most prolific trouble maker to ever own a wettv, and a kraut
who loves 'old black men' and has black babies and Katrina 'gift cards'.
Raven
Do you long for a tale of a beauty quite divine
or a verse so moving you can't help but cry?
A song of a sunset that melts the heart
or of lovers that never wish to part?
would thou rather hear of love great and true
or a sad tale that will make you blue?
who's to say that these things bring emotion to your heart?
maybe you prefer a poem that gives you shivers in the dark.
Moving and emotional could cover anything from a sunrise to deep
abiding fears.
What moves one so greatly may easily bore another soul to tears.
My words may not move all who read them or bring a tear to every eye.
Yet writing lifts my spirits and even if my attempt is poor I'm not
afraid to try
Phil
.........
No one longs for your or fried hairs bullshit. Shut up.
cuh...@webtv.net
from hurricane Katrina tore off ten shingles from the roof of my
house.Where is my Katrina gift card? My Hero is Dr.Ben Marble.
www.devilfinder.com Dr.Ben Marble Gulfport Mississippi
cuhulin
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Those aren't numbers, you stupid spic, they're num3ers.
p.s. Happy cinco de spico to you, spic.
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Bip, blap, boop!
grostle news
me
Cretin.........
A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless
information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins.
They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet
forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as
possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed
with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long
after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their
kind
SO TRUE....We have attracted (at least) four of 'em
me
me
harmless flake
Cretin.........
A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless
information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They
can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum,
where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a
single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other
cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they
end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind
***************
grostle news (aka harmless flake) did not write that. here is why I
responded to the hypothyroid subject/thread with the word "cretin":
A cretin suffers from cretinism. Low levels of thyroid (hypothyroid)
causes the malady.
Children with very low thyroid hormone become cretins. They don't have
normal physical and mental growth. Very mentally retarded, idiot
intelligence, stunted height, permenent if not treated before adulthood.
About a dollars worth of medicine per year can prevent the disease and
allows a child to develop normally into adulthood.
harmless flake