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Re: 'The Fauquier Times(-Democrat)' newspaper in Virginia: removes 'Democrat' from its name
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Sauve Maria
Jun 19, 2013, 1:45:28 PM6/19/13
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"A strange trend among Japanese school-aged children and teens -- licking a friend or lover's eyeballs -- may be perplexing, but experts are more worried about the germs they are potentially spreading."
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57589423/japanese-eyeball-licking-trend-carries-blindness-risk/
So...
A man walks into a bar and soon has a bet with the bartender.
"I bet 5 dollars I can lick my eyeball."
The bartender thinking this is impossible agrees to the bet.
The man takes out his glass eye, licks it, and puts it back.
"Well, I'll be", says the bartender and pays off.
The man then says, "I'll bet you double or nothing that I can bite my other eyeball."
The bartender having observed the man, knows he isn't blind and doesn't have two glass eyes. You're on!", says the bartender.
The man proceeds to take out his false teeth and then bites his eyeball.
The man is laughing as the bartender pays his debt.
"I'll tell you what", says the man. "I'll bet you double or nothing, ten bucks, that I can stand on the bar here, and pee into a shot glass way down at the other end of the bar."
The bartender knows his bar his at least 25 feet long and there is no way the guy can pee THAT far. "You're on", he says.
The man gets atop the bar, drops his pants and starts peeing. He pees on the bar, he sprays from side to side and up and down, piss all over but he doesn't get within ten feet of the shot glass. The bartender stands there laughing and laughing, thinking what a fool this guy is.
"I guess I lost", says the man and returns the money to the bartender and leaves.
A few minutes later a regular customer comes in.
"Hey Joe", says the bartender, "You look a little depressed. What's wrong?"
Joe tells his story, "I met this guy outside. He bet me $100, he could pull down his pants and piss all over your bar. And you'd just stand there laughing."
"A strange trend among Japanese school-aged children and teens -- licking a friend or lover's eyeballs -- may be perplexing, but experts are more worried about the germs they are potentially spreading."
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57589423/japanese-eyeball-licking-trend-carries-blindness-risk/
So...
A man walks into a bar and soon has a bet with the bartender.
"I bet 5 dollars I can lick my eyeball."
The bartender thinking this is impossible agrees to the bet.
The man takes out his glass eye, licks it, and puts it back.
"Well, I'll be", says the bartender and pays off.
The man then says, "I'll bet you double or nothing that I can bite my other eyeball."
The bartender having observed the man, knows he isn't blind and doesn't have two glass eyes. You're on!", says the bartender.
The man proceeds to take out his false teeth and then bites his eyeball.
The man is laughing as the bartender pays his debt.
"I'll tell you what", says the man. "I'll bet you double or nothing, ten bucks, that I can stand on the bar here, and pee into a shot glass way down at the other end of the bar."
The bartender knows his bar his at least 25 feet long and there is no way the guy can pee THAT far. "You're on", he says.
The man gets atop the bar, drops his pants and starts peeing. He pees on the bar, he sprays from side to side and up and down, piss all over but he doesn't get within ten feet of the shot glass. The bartender stands there laughing and laughing, thinking what a fool this guy is.
"I guess I lost", says the man and returns the money to the bartender and leaves.
A few minutes later a regular customer comes in.
"Hey Joe", says the bartender, "You look a little depressed. What's wrong?"
Joe tells his story, "I met this guy outside. He bet me $100, he could pull down his pants and piss all over your bar. And you'd just stand there laughing."
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