Cantor Abraham Seif a/k/a "King of circumcisions", a/k/a "Seif the Knife", a/k/a "The Yankee Clipper", 86
La N
Posted on Sat, Apr. 26, 2008
King of circumcisions dies at 86
BY ELINOR J. BRECHER
Cantor Abraham Seif, the ritual circumciser who probably separated more
newborn Jewish boys from their foreskins than any other mohel in South
Florida history, has died at 86..
Known far and wide as Seif the Knife -- or The Yankee Clipper -- the
Polish-born Holocaust survivor learned the delicate procedure in Brooklyn
after World War II.
By 1988, Seif estimated he'd done 10,000 circumcisions, yet he told The
Miami Herald that he still recalled the first one.
''I fainted,'' he said. ``Everyone does.''
He died on April 21 in Hollywood, where he and Edith Seif, his wife of 57
years, lived with their daughter, Debbie, and son-in-law, Dr. Israel
Wiznitzer. A funeral was held.
When he came to Miami Beach's Knesseth Israel synagogue in 1950, Seif was
the only Orthodox mohel for hundreds of miles around.
By the time he put down his scalpel in the early 2000s -- having trained a
son, Rabbi Howard Seif, and a son-in-law, Rabbi Yitzhak Selmar -- Seif had
expanded his territory to all of Florida, Panama, Caribbean, and parts of
the world where the locals wouldn't know a mohel from a mojito, like Idaho
and Haiti.
Seif circumcised three generations of some families, both of his own sons --
Howard, and Alan Seif, an accountant -- and most of his grandsons.
When families could pay, they paid. When they couldn't, said his wife, he
performed the rite anyway. She helped by giving his card to every pregnant
woman she saw who might be Jewish.
''He was really considered a gem,'' said Rabbi David Lehrfield, who shared
the pulpit with him at Knesseth Israel, 1415 Euclid Ave., for decades. ''He
had a God-given voice and knew how to get along with people. The synagogue
had 930 seats, and he was able to project beautifully without a
microphone.'' Seif's chanting, said Lehrfield, ``had a real European flavor,
and being a scholar, he knew what the words meant.''
Lehrfield left for Young Israel of Greater Miami in 1980, replaced by Seif's
late son-in-law, Rabbi Yossi Heber, Debbie's first husband.
Though serious about the ritual aspects of a bris -- the circumcision
rite -- Seif had a twinkly sense of humor and embraced his vocation's
inherently comic elements.
''He's cutting into my business,'' he'd say of son Howard, whose e-mail is
seifth...@aol.com.
Sometimes he'd declare, ``What I've done today will be proven to perfection
when he gets married.''
His favorite mohel joke, according to Howard: A man who needs his watch
repaired walks into a shop with a clock in the window. The shopkeeper says
he doesn't fix clocks; he does circumcisions.
Customer: ``So why do you have a clock in your window?''
Shopkeeper: ``What do you want me to put in the window?''
''He always played dumb'' when someone told him a joke he'd heard 1,000
times, Howard said. Abraham Seif was born in the city once called Lemberg,
now Lvov, and was conscripted into the WWII Russian army. The Nazis killed
his parents and 14 siblings.
He sang in a religious choir ''from the time he was out of diapers, and knew
the prayers by heart,'' Debbie said. ``He knew what day was Shabbos, and
each time he marched in the training lines, my father was singing the
melodies from the [prayer book]. Prior to going to bed, he used to stand by
the wall and pray the [evening] service.''
In a very real sense, prayer may have saved his life.
'Before they sent his unit to the front lines, they wrote in his passbook
that he's crazy: `He talks to himself and talks to walls,' and they refused
to give him a gun,'' Debbie said.
He escaped from an asylum and spent much of the war on the run. When the war
ended, Seif joined the Bricha -- an underground immigration movement that
spirited Jews out of Eastern Europe into Palestine, which became the State
of Israel in 1948.
''You'd never believe what he'd seen in his life,'' said longtime family
friend Arlene Ditchek. ''He said, `I've got to live for all these people'''
who didn't survive.
Seif arrived in Brooklyn in 1945 and became a cantor.His landlord, a
snowbird, told him that a Miami Beach shul was looking for a cantor.
Grief had left him deeply depressed, Debbie said, 'but as soon as he saw the
sun and the trees, he said, `I'm never leaving this paradise again, whether
I get the job or not.' ''
He got the job, then met the former Edith Feldman, still a teenager, at a
Passover seder -- on the exact Jewish calendar date that he died. They
married in 1951.
Howard Seif doesn't know the origin of his father's nickname, which he
inherited, but he recalls hearing it for the first time in 1972.
'I came home and said, `Dad! Do you know what they call you? Seif the
Knife!' He said, 'I don't care what they call me, as long as they call.' ''
By the late 1970s, the bris business was so brisk that Seif, on staff at
Mount Sinai Medical Center, brought in Howard, then an accountant and Los
Angeles rabbi, and Selmar, married to daughter Susan.
He advised them to ''spend a lot of time with the parents and the baby, and
not just arrive a minute beforehand,'' Howard Seif said. 'He said, `You'll
be more a perfectionist if you take the time.' ''
He stressed the importance of ''being a mensch and being sensitive to
people,'' of going back to check on the family after such an emotional
event.
''The baby can be fine,'' he told his son, ``but the mother might have to
see your face a couple more times.''
Despite the tragedy he'd endured, Seif was destined for more. In 1988,
Heber, his intellectual and spiritual soulmate, was killed in a car wreck,
leaving Debbie with five children and one on the way.
Her father, she said, ``became the father to my children. If it meant going
to Walgreens six times a day because everyone had school projects, he did
it.''
``My mother and father, when they were empty nesters, were raising my
children as their own.''
In 1999, another daughter, Rochelle Seiff, died of cancer, leaving two
children.
Their father, said Debbie, was once again heartbroken, ``but he never
demonstrated outwardly how sad he really felt. His warm personality kept him
going.''
By then, it was clear that his synagogue, too, was doomed -- by demographic
changes in Miami Beach. But Seif fought for its life. He'd pick up the
congregation's last few elderly men at home to make sure there was a prayer
quorum, and walked them home after Sabbath services on Friday nights.
It was sold in 2003 as a luxury private residence.
About five years ago, his father decided to ''pass the baton,'' Howard said.
``He could no longer give it his undivided attention.
``But I never would have expected that day to come.''
Bob Feigel
<nilita20...@yahoo.com> magnanimously proffered:
>http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami_dade/story/511007.html
>
>Posted on Sat, Apr. 26, 2008
>King of circumcisions dies at 86
>BY ELINOR J. BRECHER
>
>Cantor Abraham Seif, the ritual circumciser who probably separated more
>newborn Jewish boys from their foreskins than any other mohel in South
>Florida history, has died at 86..
>
>Known far and wide as Seif the Knife -- or The Yankee Clipper -- the
>Polish-born Holocaust survivor learned the delicate procedure in Brooklyn
>after World War II.
>
>By 1988, Seif estimated he'd done 10,000 circumcisions, yet he told The
>Miami Herald that he still recalled the first one.
>
>''I fainted,'' he said. ``Everyone does.''
The unkindest cut of all ...
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Charlene
> By 1988, Seif estimated he'd done 10,000 circumcisions, yet he told The
> Miami Herald that he still recalled the first one.
>
> ''I fainted,'' he said. ``Everyone does.''
Yikes!
> By the time he put down his scalpel in the early 2000s -- having trained a
> son, Rabbi Howard Seif, and a son-in-law, Rabbi Yitzhak Selmar -- Seif had
> expanded his territory to all of Florida, Panama, Caribbean, and parts of
> the world where the locals wouldn't know a mohel from a mojito, like Idaho
> and Haiti.
In Idaho they'd be more likely to know what a mohel was than a
mojito.
> When families could pay, they paid. When they couldn't, said his wife, he
> performed the rite anyway. She helped by giving his card to every pregnant
> woman she saw who might be Jewish.
This made me laugh, I don't know why.
> His favorite mohel joke, according to Howard: A man who needs his watch
> repaired walks into a shop with a clock in the window. The shopkeeper says
> he doesn't fix clocks; he does circumcisions.
>
> Customer: ``So why do you have a clock in your window?''
>
> Shopkeeper: ``What do you want me to put in the window?''
This made me laugh and I do know why.
> ''He always played dumb'' when someone told him a joke he'd heard 1,000
> times, Howard said. Abraham Seif was born in the city once called Lemberg,
> now Lvov,
People are rabid about whether the city is now called Lviv, Lvov,
Lwow, or Lemburg. It's probably better to use the Latin Leopolis; that
way everyone will be equally annoyed.
> and was conscripted into the WWII Russian army. The Nazis killed
> his parents and 14 siblings.
No matter how many stories like this come out, a new one is still so
tragic.
> He stressed the importance of ''being a mensch and being sensitive to
> people,'' of going back to check on the family after such an emotional
> event.
>
> ''The baby can be fine,'' he told his son, ``but the mother might have to
> see your face a couple more times.''
Good idea, actually.
> Despite the tragedy he'd endured, Seif was destined for more. In 1988,
> Heber, his intellectual and spiritual soulmate, was killed in a car wreck,
> leaving Debbie with five children and one on the way.
>
> Her father, she said, ``became the father to my children. If it meant going
> to Walgreens six times a day because everyone had school projects, he did
> it.''
You see, this is the way to write a sympathetic obit. That obit of the
Irish woman a few days back was an example of how to write an
unsympathetic one.
wd44
Kathi
>http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami_dade/story/511007.html
>
>Posted on Sat, Apr. 26, 2008
>King of circumcisions dies at 86
>BY ELINOR J. BRECHER
>
>Cantor Abraham Seif, the ritual circumciser who probably separated more
>newborn Jewish boys from their foreskins than any other mohel in South
>Florida history, has died at 86.
When I read this first paragraph, I laughed out loud. Child #2 said,
"What's so funny?" I said, "Just an obit I'm reading..."
She replied, "That's just *wrong*, Mom...obits aren't for laughing."
After I read the whole thing, I printed it out and gave it to her. She
said, "You know...if his obit *didn't* have something amusing in it,
it wouldn't be *his* obit. He sounds like he was a fun guy."
Kathi
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R H Draney
>>newborn Jewish boys from their foreskins than any other mohel in South
>>Florida history, has died at 86.
>
>When I read this first paragraph, I laughed out loud. Child #2 said,
>"What's so funny?" I said, "Just an obit I'm reading..."
>She replied, "That's just *wrong*, Mom...obits aren't for laughing."
>
>After I read the whole thing, I printed it out and gave it to her. She
>said, "You know...if his obit *didn't* have something amusing in it,
>it wouldn't be *his* obit. He sounds like he was a fun guy."
There's bound to be a string of foreskin-related jokes here soon, so let's just
take care of the low-hanging fruit right now, shall we?...
(1) Child born without eyelids...after he's circumcised, surgeon fashions a
pair of eyelids from the prepuce...asked how the child is doing, informant says
"he's a little cock-eyed"....
(2) Pediatrician who has performed many circumcisions through the years has
saved all the skin removed, and decides one day to use some of them for
leathercraft...his prize project is a pocket coin-purse, but if you rub it it
turns into a valise....
(3) Guy asks the fellow at the next urinal if he's from Chicago...second guy
says yes, but how did he know?...first guy explains he knows a mohel there who's
crosseyed and always cuts on the bias, and recognized his work when the other
guy started peeing on his shoes....
Now, don't we all feel better?...r
--
What good is being an executive if you never get to execute anyone?
Jerry
"Self circumsized."
Jerry (whose wife is a Cantor, but not a mohel--she's not a moil, she's
a goil)
R H Draney
>
>One paragraph began "Seif circumsized..." and I swear I thought it said
>"Self circumsized."
Either way, that's a clear sign that the spell-checker broke down...there are
lots of words that the US spells "-ize" and the UK spells "-ise", but
"circumcise" isn't one that allows you an option....r