What would you ask Him/Her?

[marcus]

Remember the song from the mid-90s "One Of Us" made popular by Joan
Osbourne?

Many people believe that when we die, we go on to an afterlife. For
the sake of this thread, whether you believe in a Supreme Being, or if
you are an atheist or agnostic, assume that there is a God.

If you could ask Him/Her one question, what would it be?

[islanders]

On Nov 22, 7:40�pm, marcus <marcus...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> If you could ask Him/Her one question, what would it be?

Why weren't roy, mucus and John Lennon stillborn?

[Matthew Kruk]

"marcus" <marc...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"WTF happened?"

[Tim J.]

On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:40:19 -0800 (PST), marcus <marc...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

"Why do you let all those idiots speak for you?"

[Kris Baker]

"Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote in message
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Gee, God - you're NOT really the asshole your followers ascribe
you to be.

Kris

[MWB]

Hey God...October 2, 1978...a warm fall day, partly coudy with a light
breeze out of the southeast...RING ANY F'N BELLS???

Why did you do that to me???

What in the love of Christ did I ever do to deserve that???

GO RED SOX NATION

Mark

[La N]

What did the Big Bang sound like?

- nilita

[Bill Schenley]

> Remember the song from the mid-90s
> "One Of Us" made popular by Joan
> Osbourne?

No.

> Many people believe that when we die, we
> go on to an afterlife. For the sake of this
> thread, whether you believe in a Supreme
> Being, or if you are an atheist or agnostic,
> assume that there is a God.
>
> If you could ask Him/Her one question, what
> would it be?

Carl Pavano. Why?

[islanders]

Get the fuck over it. You would have been killed by the Dodgers anyway.

[MWB]

"islanders" <islan...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Jesus H. Keeerist...you're God???

No F'N wonder why things are so F'N FUCKED UP.

And that 11 - 5 WTF was that all about???

GO PATRIOTS

Mark

[Hyfler/Rosner]

"Bill Schenley" <stra...@neo.rr.com> wrote in message
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Like I said, and more.

[R H Draney]

marcus filted:

Why not just pitch the whole thing out and try again?...r

--
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optometrist asks whether you see the glass
more full like this?...or like this?

[Richard Brooks]

marcus said the following on 23/11/2009 00:40:

Who do you think made you in the first place?

[Joe Pucillo]

Wasn't it R H Draney who said...
> marcus filted:

> >Many people believe that when we die, we go on to an afterlife. For
> >the sake of this thread, whether you believe in a Supreme Being, or if
> >you are an atheist or agnostic, assume that there is a God.
> >
> >If you could ask Him/Her one question, what would it be?

> Why not just pitch the whole thing out and try again?...r

Which? The creation bit, or the evolution?

JP

[R H Draney]

Joe Pucillo filted:

I think "whole thing" pretty much says what I meant....r

[teleflora]

"marcus" <marc...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>

> If you could ask Him/Her one question, what would it be?

What was the fucking point?

Cindy

[nixi...@earthlink.net]

WTF with that 2002 Kings-Lakers series?

[Pete Townshends Chick]

Why All The Suffering? Why didnt you just create Bliss.

And im a Born-again believer who had a HUGE road to Damascas conversion.

May the Forces Of Evil Get Confused On the Way to Your House. :)

http://www.net-burst.net <----excellent Christian Site