PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS BEING SOLD ON EBAY

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Now you, too, can have your own piece of a really remote
ancestor.
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Ed Conrad is currently selling his petrified human remains
on eBay and undoubtedly your GGGGGGGGGGGGGreat-
Great-Grandpa is part of the package.
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All; of the mind-boggling fossils were discovered by one
Ed Conrad between anthracite veins in NE Pennsylvania
and, according to noted experts in geology, are at least
280 millon years old (proving, indeed, that Charles Darwin
and the evolutionists are full of hot air).
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Pictures, you see, don't lie.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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The high bidder will have the choice of what Wilton M.
Krogman, who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in
Forensic Medicine," identified as "the oldest human skull
ever found," or a variety of others.
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"OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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OTHER REALLY NIFTY CHRISTMAS GIFTS
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A complete human cranium embedded in a 662-pound boulder . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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A pair of human fingers (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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A femur . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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A tibia . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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A frontal mandible . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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Another mandible . . . (the good-looking guy is the Seller)
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg

A gall bladder . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
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A petrified penis . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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A human brain (only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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As a Special Bonus, the high bidder for each of the above
also will receive well-worn copies of Immanuel Velikovsky's
masterpiece books, "Earth in Collison" and "Earth in Upheaval."
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/Velikovsky1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/Velikovsky2.jpg
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These fine fossils can be found under on eBay under
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< DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK IF DISSATISIFED
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We dare you to check our approval rating -- See edconad
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http://www.edconrad.com
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ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS THAT
REALLY OWE ED CONRAD AN APOLOGY
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Smithsonian Institution
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Smithsonian Institution
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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