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[Turban Joe Balasootoe]

The PA news per the AG is just wonderful:

After every pot user and seller, along with those who take protein
powder for muscle gain, have been locked away for good, then the real
criminals, beer, wine and booze drinkers will get full attention.

Look for the New (State) Prohibition of:

all alcoholic bevs
anything containing caffeine, including chocolate.

And when everyone has begun to obey every single law, LE will respond
quickly to protect us from a thick book of new, big-time "Don'ts."
Things such as improper coughing will be melt-the-key felonies, as
will saying LOL on the web. Of course, that one is long overdue.

P.S. Both overtipping and undertipping will fetch you
25-45...............years in a supermax. of which PA will have 50.

[David Carson]

On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:56:33 -0800 (PST), Turban Joe Balasootoe
<ddc...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>And when everyone has begun to obey every single law, LE will respond
>quickly to protect us from a thick book of new, big-time "Don'ts."
>Things such as improper coughing will be melt-the-key felonies, as
>will saying LOL on the web. Of course, that one is long overdue.
>
>
>P.S. Both overtipping and undertipping will fetch you
>25-45...............years in a supermax. of which PA will have 50.

I wish they would make it illegal for a cashier to sandwich your
receipt between the bills and coins in your change, handing it all
back to you in one big wad.

David Carson