LATE BULLETIN -- ED CONRAD ONLY INCHES FROM HEAVEN

[Preston Duquene]

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MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters)
-- This is a brief list of world-wide
celebrities who have indicated
they will attend the funeral of one,
Ed Conrad on Thursday.
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Ed had passed away suddenly
yesterday when he apparently
choked while eating a very large
slice of humble pie.
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Ed's lawyers, however, believe
he died of a heart attack after receiving
a nasty e-mail from Disclose.TV
informing him he has been banned
from posting on that forum for all
eternity.
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This is the earlier story of Ed's demise.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.prophecies.nostradamus/browse_thread/thread/330e49e21b2720b2#
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Here are some of the dignitatries
who'll be at his funeral to bid him
good-bye.
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Bill O'Reilly seems stunned when getting the news of Ed's passing.
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Father Sarducci indicates how close Ed is to Heaven.
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< JUST WHO WAS ED CONRAD?
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Actually, there are TWO answers to the question:
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The first, naturally, comes from the real experts,
WikiAnswers, which has written this about that:
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Ed Conrad is a layman who in the early 1980s discovered
some rocks in a coal field which he believes are human
skulls which date back 280 million years or so, 200
million years before modern science claims that man
evolved.
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These rocks have been examined by scientists, including
those at the Smithsonian Institute, who have reported
that the rocks are just rocks and not of human origin,
but Conrad persists in believing there is a mass
Conspiracy among anthropologists and paleontologists
to keep it secret as to when man actually first appeared
on Earth.
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He posts regularly In several Usenet news groups devoted
to the origins of man, frequently changing his username
to get around the filters that people set to avoid his posts.
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Then there is THIS answer which sort of speaks for itself . . .
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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http://www.edconrad.org
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This is the latest updated list of patriotic Americans
]who'll be at Ed's graveside when they tuck him in.
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Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Donnie Trump
Jerry Sanduskty
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
Merrill Lynch
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Georgie Carlin
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Saddam Hussein
Billo Reilly
The Koch Brothers
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
Elvis and Enos Presley
Papa John's Pizza
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
McDonald's Happy Meal
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
Harvard University
Ozzie and Harriet
Immanuel Velikovsky
787,344 Walmart Customers
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
Johns Hopkins University
Casey Stengel
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Teddy Roosevelt
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Kreskin
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Falin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Rick Santarium
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
The nation's Death Row inmates
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Peyton Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Newark Star-Ledger
Trenton Times
Newark Star Lege
Mrs. Sippi
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Nation
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson