On Apr 23, 10:31 pm, R H Draney <
dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
> Sometimes *people* can sense when someone is about to die...take for instance
> "Morris the Cat" (not an actual cat, as far as I'm aware) with 19 hits out of 40
> names in the 2011 deadpool...consider what a batting average like that would
> mean in professional baseball....r
I win a lot in the football pool I get in every year. I have my
cat make the picks for me. I wind the cat in tape, like a mummy, just
the head sticking out - then tie it to a post on a roulette wheel with
the names of all 32 pro football teams on it. Then I spin the cat and
wherever it's head lands, that's the team I pick. Sometimes he'll
land on a certain team and I'm ready to write it down as my pick and
he'll meow as if to say no, that's not a good pick - so I'll spin him
again until we get it right. He knows what he's doing. I'm counting
on him to do it again this year. If he dies I'm out of luck. I might
have to start betting more money while he's still alive.
TJ