}But Your forgot to mention one true american invention: BAD BEHAVIOUR !!
}
}
}If I were You, i would improve my 'fuckin' behaviour to be treated as
}a normal human beeing , not just as another ignorant american !!
}
}====================================================
} Stephan Schulz eMail: ro...@softtech.com
} Soft-Tech GmbH, Germany
}====================================================
Geez! I'll take bad behavior any day over what Hitler and his bro's
wrought on the Jews. I'm gonna hafta be really, really, bad to
approach the legacy, you as a German, must live with. If anyone has
room to talk, it's certainly NOT you.
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Hi all! I just gotta say...I've never laughed so hard in my entire life...
Thanks for all the entertainment!
Cole the Canadian.
crs (chu...@ultranet.com) wrote:
: Think of the time spent composing this reply!
: s34...@student.uq.edu.au wrote:
: >
: > > But when you're at the top, you've got to expect a lot of jealousy and
: > >resentment.
: >
: > I think that is what one of the reasons why many people are going off
: > about Americans. How does one put his country "at the top"? Is there a
: > list of criterion designed for grading countries? Is one part of the
: > earth better than another? What gives an American the right to say his
: > country is the top? I'm an Australian, so I guess I can say Australia is
: > the top, correct?
: > It is what I see as a percieved arrogance that is the cause of the
: > resentment, not jealousy or petty anger. Peope tend to think of Americans
: > as being arrogant, in that they immediately disregared other countries as
: > pale imitations of themselves.
: >
: > The world is becoming more and more American evry day. Australia is a
: > classic example, our move from the English sphere of influence into the
: > American sphere during WWII, and the subsequent "americanization" of our
: > culture. The world is gradually turning in circles, the American
: > domination of mass media is the key here. Entire societies are being
: > turned on end by the arrival of Western styles of living, television and
: > cinema is being literally force feed to audiences by television networks
: > around the world.
: >
: > >but the countries most of these "anti-America" posters come from are so
: > >ass-backward themselves I see it as utterly hypocritical for them to
: > >even start in on America's problems.
: >
: > Every country in the world has problems, social, economic, whatever. Any
: > country that can claim otherwise should take a good, hard look at itself,
: > cause it isn't looking hard enough.
: > > Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
: >
: > > >The most sincerely patriotic people I've met have always been those
: > > >who where native to another country and lived a significant period of
: > > >their life there before coming to the U.S. Sometimes it takes meeting
: > > >someone who appreciates things you take for granted to make you >
: > >realize what a great place you live in.
: >
: > Amen.
Thank you for your unwilling cooperation.
--Persephone
Consort to Lord Hades
What exactly soes this have to do with Sex Stories...
Just my .02 worth....
Skyfox
>>In article <30f253f1...@news.dial.pipex.com>, an58...@anon.penet.fi
>>(Lord Malfort) wrote:
>>>On Mon, 17 Jun 1996 01:16:16 -0500, pyth...@communique.net wrote:
>>>
>>>>You fucking idiots We (Americans) may have are bad aspects, but we
>I would spell that OUR, but I am just a stupid non-american.
>
>>>>fucking inveneted the internet and if it weren't for us you wouldn't
>>>>have the ability to get all the advantages that come with the internet
>>>>like true free speach, which your shitty little countries don't give.
>Free speach? My country has a constitution that gives me feedom of
>speech, even on Internet, what about the USA?
The nice thing about our government is our checks and balances the
Supreme Court just said that law wasn't going to fly, I'm actually
suprised that didn't make International news?
>>>>So if all of you fukers are so smart then why has america come up with
>Even the thickest monkey in my country can spell FUCKER.
>>>>the most techological inovations:
>>>>The car
>>>was defently not and american invention.... Ford started the assemply
>>>line that's the first way to enslave people to make more money...
>>>>The transistor
>>>Again an english invention... (the micro transister yes)
>>>>The microchip
>>>comes with ethe above
>>>>The computer (not adding machine, Babbage invented that)
>>>What about the enigma, the famous decoding machine used in WW2 by the
>>>GB MI5 (or known as SIS at the time??)
>>>>T.V.
>>>Invented by an English man....
>>>>fiber optic
>>>>Sattelite
>>>Sorry you should know better... the Russians got there first Spotnik 1
>>>in 1957...
>>>>Nuclear Bomb (which we will use to shut you dumb fucks up)
>>>A great pity you had to make that, nothing to boast about.
>>>>Flight
>>>That was the Greeks,
>>>>Magnetic storage mediums
>>>>And so many other things that I'm not going to try to list them all!!
>>>
>>>An so many others that are just modifications of other peoples
>>>ideas...eg the helicopter, designed originally by Leonardo da
>>>Vinci....
>>>
>>>
>>>Just some minor corrections....
>>
>>Wht...@concentric.net
>>Rocky Mtn
>Hell, I hope this guy is not a average American!
###########################################################
Chris X.
Wokaholic: Someone who's favorite entertainment
is Monday mornings
>pyth...@communique.net wrote:
>>
>> You fucking idiots We (Americans) may have are bad aspects, but we
>> fucking inveneted the internet and if it weren't for us you wouldn't
>> have the ability to get all the advantages that come with the internet
>> like true free speach, which your shitty little countries don't give.
>> So if all of you fukers are so smart then why has america come up with
>> the most techological inovations:
>> The car
>> The transistor
>> The microchip
>> The computer (not adding machine, Babbage invented that)
>> T.V.
>> fiber optic
>> Sattelite
>> Nuclear Bomb (which we will use to shut you dumb fucks up)
>> Flight
>> Magnetic storage mediums
>> And so many other things that I'm not going to try to list them all!!
>>
>> So shut th fuck up and thank the lord above that you have "us stupid
>> americans" to make the mediums and technological advancements that allow
>> you to criticise us!
>errrr......didn`t we (English) invent Americans???!!!
See there the English can admit their mistakes. It did prove one thing
Penal Colonies don't work! But, why did you try it again in Australia?
>On Fri, 21 Jun 1996 16:27:58 GMT, jar...@spectranet.ca (Nick) wrote:
>> [A load of quotes and some smarmy rebuttle to those quotes]
>I'm an American. I'm also a member of the U.S. Armed Forces. I've
>spent 24 years in America, so I'd like to think that I have a good
>idea of what my country is like. I've seen a lot of negative, and a
>lot of positive. One of the bigger problems in our country is racism
>- it's not glaringly apparent in every day life, and contrary to
>popular belief, it is not solely the fault of white/caucasian people;
>I see more blatant racism perpetuated amongst so called minorities on
>a daily basis than I do from caucasians. Even so, this country is a
>"melting pot" of ethnicities and cultures. This doesn't mean we all
>get along "just swell", it means we all live together in relative
>peace.
>When I see our supposed European friends snot off about our country,
>and all of our faults (real _and_ imagined), and what big jerks we
>are, I don't take any offense. First of all, I realize you people do
>not represent the opinion of your country at large. If you did, we
>wouldn't be allies. I recognize you as bored, jealous, petty little
>people with empty lives. I've kept quiet through all the "America
>sucks/Europe sucks/<fill in the blank> sucks" debates, but I knew it
>was only a matter of time before some hot-headed fellow American of
>mine brought up how we invented "everything", and how some jealous
>European would whittle away claiming "Oh, Einstein invented that, and
>he's German." and similar (and gee, he also happened to be living in
>America at the time, didn't he).
>America was, is, and I believe in spite of whiney doomsday liberals,
>will be great for a long time to come. This is because, contrary to
>popular opinion, America is not a country based on a single race.
>There is more ethnic diversity here than anywhere else in the world.
>I've spoken with fellow servicemembers who've been stationed in every
>part of the world, and the most common thing I hear is "I've been many
>places, and experienced many things, but damn am I glad I live in
>America".
>America is a very powerful country, militarily, economically, and even
>socially. A nation doesn't become this way out of pure luck. But
>when you're at the top, you've got to expect a lot of jealousy and
>resentment. I'm not trying to sling stones, and I wish there were a
>better way to put this, but the countries most of these "anti-America"
>posters come from are so ass-backward themselves I see it as utterly
>hypocritical for them to even start in on America's problems. These
>are countries which have been crawling along in spite of themselves
>for centuries longer than America has, and have problems of their own
>which make most of America's pale in comparison. You folks up north
>have Quebec trying to secede from you. Our English friends across the
>sea have the IRA to deal with. The French seem to lack any sense of
>morality, with their continued nuclear testing and their sales of
>weapons to known terrorist-sponsering countries. So you still don't
>like America? Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
>I don't look down on France, England, Canada, et. al. because of their
>problems, or the anti-U.S. commentary of a few assholes. And I hope
>that those of you from other countries don't let illiterate idiots
>masquerading as patriotic Americans speak for us as a whole, either.
>The most sincerely patriotic people I've met have always been those
>who where native to another country and lived a significant period of
>their life there before coming to the U.S. Sometimes it takes meeting
>someone who appreciates things you take forgranted to make you realize
>what a great place you live in.
The "gentleman" in the Army left out one point... The US is often
imitated, yet never duplicated. Do you know why the British have a
parliament, where do you think they got the idea.
Q What is the oldest government in the world?
A The US
Over 200 years with no changes in the way we run things. NO ONE ELSE
CAN EVEN BEGIN TO SUGGEST THAT THEY HAVE DONE THAT.
>Will all of you jealous canucks and europeons quit masquerading as
>americans? Your lame spelling mistakes quickly prove that you are not
>from the US. When you try to pass yourself off as an ignorant
>American, you only prove what we real Americans have been saying all
>along, which is that you wish you were American and not the pathetic
>excuse for humanity that you are.
umm...pardon me, but are you a Native American? just wondering,
becuase if you aren't, then this "real Americans" shit rings pretty
hollow...
alex
well you can cast your vote and elect a joke
but you'd better not fuck, dream, drink or smoke
and watch your back when the man offers you a ride
because it's just like teenage genocide
-Swingin' Utters
Being the first of inventing something doesn't necesarilly mean that
superiority in that technology will always be maintained. For
example, everyone knows that the Japanese cars are kicking the crap
out of American cars. In fact, American cars rank almost the worst in
terms of reliability. Did Japan invent car before the Americans? The
Japanese were still riding bikes while Americans were driving a car on
the road. Yes, Americans might be good at inventing stuff but admit
it, sometimes they get so pompous and inflate themselves too much such
as this fucking-ego-maniac. Just out of my curiosity, what have you
contribute to the entire human beings? You just happend to be born in
this country so shut the fuck up.
Go to Europe, wear an American flag, and you will learn how well respected
the Americans are in Europe, or the rest of the world for that matter.
Many Americans go to Europe wearing Canadian flags because the Canadians
are much better treated.
As for the non-Americans being a pathetic excuse for humanity, that's BS,
but I guess you have the right to your own opinion. Every country has
their failings, some just have more than others.
Do you like Basketball? Oops, invented by a pathetic Canadian. How about
Hockey? Canadian also. Baseball, came from lacrosse. How about the good
'ol American Pie? sorry, not so American. Even the American bald eagles
are imported from Canada.
Talent, I don't have enough time to list all of the Canadians who are
making it big in the US. For pathetic people, non-Americans seem to be
doing pretty well.
Atleast _someone_ knows their stuff!
Am I wrong if I say that Alexander Graham Bell (sp) was Canadian? I
believe that he lived in Cape Breton.
Well said Jeff, I have trained for over two decades on how to piss away
people in the Seals. I am sick of ALL people whinning about who's first
or last. Hell, somebody must be each. Enough said, I will SURELY get in
some shit for this post.....
My two cents...
>
>The "gentleman" in the Army left out one point... The US is often
>imitated, yet never duplicated. Do you know why the British have a
>parliament, where do you think they got the idea. (!!!!!!!!!)
Uh Oh. We didn't check our facts did we? Read up again about when the
British Parliament was initiated. Also, just for the record, the US
legal system is also based on the one that existed in Britain.
>
>Q What is the oldest government in the world?
>
>A The US
>
>Over 200 years with no changes in the way we run things. NO ONE ELSE
>CAN EVEN BEGIN TO SUGGEST THAT THEY HAVE DONE THAT.
The British Parliament had ordered the Head of King Charles lopped off
back in the mid 1600s, and it was set up way before that. Who do you
think was actually running the country while mad-as-a-hatter George III
was losing the colony of America? Could it be Parliament? Have you ever
heard the term 'The Mother of Parliaments" applied meaning the British
paliament? (However, the oldest parliament in the world is a
Scandinavian one, though I can't remember which country. But why should
I check my facts as you're talking out your ass anyway).
>###########################################################
>
>Chris X.
Billj
The U.S.A is the melting pot of the world! in fact I have 8 differant
nationalitys in my blood!!!!
Chew on that for a wile you bigots! and you so called americans remember ALL
men are created EQUAL!!!!!!!
And dont go craping on about my spelling cuz I caint spell worth beans!
But that dont make me a dumb ass cuz I kick ass in calculus. and also cuz I am
from Texas some of my accent tends to come out in my spelling.
Have a nice day and stop the hate!
>My God. I have to apoligize for my fellow Americans for their ignorance.
>You see, in school here they teach that everything was invented in the US.
>Most of us are to consumed to go out and read the facts for ourselves.
>However, there is no need to flame them. Just gets all the hot headed people
>pissed off. Let it slide.
>M. Scott
Fuck you, asshole. A fuckking european mascarading as an American is
the most pitiful moron there can be. Most of us are to consumed? What
the fuck is that supposed to mean, you europeon dickhead. Next time
you try a mascarade, at least use correct American speech to do it.
Limpdick mother fucker.
>On Wed, 26 Jun 1996 12:20:53 GMT, tjo...@pelican.com wrote:
>>Will all of you jealous canucks and europeons quit masquerading as
>>americans? Your lame spelling mistakes quickly prove that you are not
>>from the US. When you try to pass yourself off as an ignorant
>>American, you only prove what we real Americans have been saying all
>>along, which is that you wish you were American and not the pathetic
>>excuse for humanity that you are.
>>
>If you would only check the message headers to see where they are posted, you
>might notice that BY FAR the largest part of the spelling errors originates in
>the U.S.
>Not that I claim to master the english language that good - leave that to the
>British.
>Btw - I always believed europeons was spelled as europeans - or am I wrong?
>Proud NOT to be Americon,
>(but not meaning that as an insult - just a bit chauvinist about my being
>Belgion)
>See ya.
Soryy you don't undestand the peon part. A peon is a person low on the
ladder of life, i.e he/she gets peed (pissed, urinated) on - hence
peon - hence europeon. It wasn't a spelling error, it was a deliberate
cut down.
The country with the oldest Parliment you are referring to is Iceland.
cheers,
Tom
[I won't dignify this sack of shit by quoting him.]
Now, from Dr. Stein...
> Oh, this guy's making me so tired....
>
[stuff deleted]
He's making us all tired. This mindless crossposting is not only
cluttering the net by itself, it's spawning a lot of secondary flame
wars. I'll bet that all this "My country's better than yours" and
"America sucks" crap was started by this malicious little shit.
I am not enough of a net maven to do this but there must be some way to
trace this guy and make it clear to him that there is a price for his
conduct. My questions are: How can one find an anonymous poster? He
must have left a trail. Can clues be found in his use of language? Is
he a religious nut - bent on wiping out "dirty jokes" and "dirty
pictures?" Is he some sort of jingoistic nationalist - trying to disrupt
normal political and cultural discourse?
I'm going to truncate the posting list just to try to keep the noise
level down and still get some responses. If anyone wants to fight this
creep, I'm in.
--
The UNITED STATES is the best and strongest country in the world
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JJ
REMEMBER: Birds Fly
If this were a virus, you would be dead by now!
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> I'll bet that all this "My country's better than yours" and
> "America sucks" crap was started by this malicious little shit.
What do you mean "crap"? The fact that america does indeed suck
like a wind tunnel in reverse is a matter of historical fact.
It has been proved time and again, by smarter people than you, _to_
smarter people than you. How do I know you're as thick as two
short planks, but less interesting? Easy. If you've got a problem
with america being called a shite hole, you DO NOT post about it
to antU.
> I'm going to truncate the posting list just to try to keep the noise
> level down and still get some responses.
Congrats! You got a response. Which group are you posting from
BTW? There seems to be quite a choice:
alt.nuke.the.USA, alt.tasteless.jokes, rec.humor, alt.nuke.europe,
eunet.jokes, alt.2600, alt.2600.warez, alt.warez
Please don't tell me you're one of the sad, little know-nothings
from 2600 or warez. In my experience, there's not a soul on either
of those groups who could hack his way out of a wet paper bag with
a 6lb felling axe. Their free time would be better spent
scavanging for quarters in the refund slots of payphones than
constantly asking "What's a blue box?", "What's a red box?",
"What's my fucking name? I forgot." Warez? Don't make me laugh!
FYI, the shareware copy of Duke 3D is not warez. Of course, you
could always be one of the even sadder tools from one of the
"joke" groups, in which case my advice would be to just go away
and try to think of something _original_ to say about OJ for a
change.
> If anyone wants to fight this creep, I'm in.
Sort of like Stephen Hawking volunteering for the Territorial
Army - a brave gesture, but ultimately pointless.
Get lost loser.
sjb
Just as an example lets look at what you are using just now.
You have a PC with a Cathode Ray Tube display. The original was the
television invented by Logie Baird of SCOTLAND
You are also using a phone lin. The television was invented by Alexander
Graham Bell who, although working in Wankee Land was by birth Scots.
Looks like Scotland is the greatest country on earth.
Alasdair Allan
Rangers page - http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/x-static/rangers.htm
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> }>The car:
Sorry; Karl-Fredrich Benz, German, patented 1886
> }>The transistor:
Sorry; D.Shockley, Britain, 1947
> }>The microchip
> }>The computer (not adding machine, Babbage invented that)
The first Electic computer ever used was Colossus, in Britain, to
crack the Enigma cypher system during the 2 WW.
> }>T.V.
Sorry; John Logie Baird, Scottish
> }>fiber optic
> }>Sattelite
Sorry; Arthur C Clarke, Britain, 1959
> }>Nuclear Bomb (which we will use to shut you dumb fucks up)
Heard of Oppenheimer? German.
> }>Flight
Sorry; Jacques Montgolfier, French, 1783.
> }>Magnetic storage mediums
> }>And so many other things that I'm not going to try to list them all!!
Just for a minute, think. 'Listen' to yourself. For thousands of years man
has made technological breakthroughs. Then 300 years ago some people walked
with firearms into a great continent and killed 5&3/4 million indigenous
natives.
You are just a young multi-national area of land by histories standards.
Well done. Rather typically you got about 90% of your info wrong.
I have lived in the US. I love my friends there.
But however much some of you try to come accross as superior it belies the
fact that you are bitter that you're not. And feel some strange need to be.
It's called having a chip on your shoulder. Your education system is a joke,
this is the reason most Europeans think you (as a nation) are Dim wits.
They think compared to a European counterpart, you're ignorant, sloppy and
slow.
Your letters' level of ignorance and arrogance is merely more testamant.
Respect has to be earnt. There is a fundamental error in american doctrine.
You think respect just, comes, to those with power.
By the way. Do you for a second think that swearing at people in writing has
any effect? It's comical to imagine a worked up nerd type banging away at his
keyboard to shape those naughty words.
In some countries, most people only swear/insult just before they break your
face. The words have meaning.
Regards,
me.
It is neither the way the supposed European spelled it nor the other way ...
although I suspect "peon" had some purpose in his spelling (as in fiefdoms and
serfs, peons .. y'all should be used to that you're still suckin' up ... now
it ain't to the monarchy it's to the Germans and French.)
Why is it the rest of the world spells phoentically ... perhaps because they
couldn't spell otherwise.
In article <4r0j96$2u...@duvi.eskom.co.za> Andre Maritz
<and...@mb1nfs02.eskom.co.za> writes:>From: Andre Maritz
<and...@mb1nfs02.eskom.co.za>>Subject: Re: Shut up you losers U.S. is better
becasue we created almost everything you use in daily life>Date: 28 Jun 1996
12:30:30 GMT
>tjo...@pelican.com wrote:
>>Will all of you jealous canucks and europeons quit masquerading as
>>americans? Your lame spelling mistakes quickly prove that you are not
>>from the US. When you try to pass yourself off as an ignorant
>>American, you only prove what we real Americans have been saying all
>>along, which is that you wish you were American and not the pathetic
>>excuse for humanity that you are.
>>
It's just that attitude that you have and share with a lot
(thank god not all) of your fellow yanks that makes americans
quite impopular in large parts of the world. Though I guess you
never been outside the US.
I would never ever even think of masquerating myself as an
american (who would?). I'm proud being a dutchman and a european.
All this Group should be interested in is who has the best
teen Pussy.
Wrong. The CRT was invented by Sir William Crookes, an Englishman. Baird's
TV did not use the same CRT technology used by TV sets and computer monitors
today, and he wasn't even first. Paul Nipkow, a German, invented a television
system in 1884.
> You are also using a phone lin. The television was invented by Alexander
> Graham Bell who, although working in Wankee Land was by birth Scots.
Funny, I thought he invented the telePHONE.
--
W. Sheldon Simms III
she...@atlcom.net
Wrong. The first working transistor was created by John Bardeen and
Walter Brattain at AT&T Bell labs. Shockley had done work leading up
to the transistor, though.
> > }>T.V.
> Sorry; John Logie Baird, Scottish
Nope. Paul Nipkow, German, had a working, although crude television system
in 1884.
> > }>Sattelite
> Sorry; Arthur C Clarke, Britain, 1959
Huh? Which satellite did Arthur Clarke put in orbit? This one goes
to the Russians, with Sputnik.
> > }>Nuclear Bomb (which we will use to shut you dumb fucks up)
> Heard of Oppenheimer? German.
Oppenheimer was American. Many Europeans were deeply involved in the Atom
Bomb project, though.
> Just for a minute, think. 'Listen' to yourself. For thousands of years man
> has made technological breakthroughs. Then 300 years ago some people walked
> with firearms into a great continent and killed 5&3/4 million indigenous
> natives.
And the people who did that were Europeans... Congratulations.
-Sheldon
From the great STATE of Canaduh! Figures.
Who taught the Japanese business? Americans. Taught them too well, I would say. Just
remember that we let you be our neighbor. Good thing you don't have anything we really
need. Or we would make you a state. We don't have to contribute to 'the entire human
beings'. Just to fellow Americans, which in turn trickles down (or up) to other
countries, much to their benefit.
You see, I think you worry too much about what the world thinks. The U.S. doesn't. We
don't have too. Everyone should worry about what the U.S. thinks. The United States is
the trend-setter of the world. BTW, we aren't wasting anything. We have enough food
for us and anyone else who wants to buy it. As for oil, when our supply was in danger,
we kicked Sodamn Insane's ass in Desert Storm. Any serious threat to our supply, and we
will probably take over whatever little country that gives us crap about it. So YOU
shut the fuck up frog. And one more thing. If we didn't invent the things you claimed we
didn't, we sure as hell improved them. Without us, the world would be way behind. Plus,
I want you to thank the United States for all the good we have done the world. We save
the world over and over and you people have the gall to criticize us and find fault with
us. How I wish the next time some country asks for our help, that we would say no. See
what happens to said country. So kiss my American ass douche-boy.
Eat me,
Jules
p.s. Eat me again. This time better.
Oh, grow up!
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solicitations, etc. do not belong in alt.2600... groups.
even the SPAM that people complain about isn't as bad as all this
cross-posting to non-pertinent groups. I would have loved to have just
limited my posted of this whole thread to the alt.tasteless.jokes group
but then you probably wouldn't get to read my bitching and this useless
drivel probably doesn't fit their FAQ either.
THINK ABOUT IT! Its your Internet also -- why continue to screw it up?
xcaliber (xcal...@camelot.com) wrote:
: Read the Newsgroup list before you reply to any message. Limit the
: cross-postings.
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to change the things I can.And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=I had to kill because they pissed me off=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>Captain Canuck wrote:
>>
>> Chris X. Guldi wrote:
>> >
>> > Jeff (<Private>) wrote:
>> > Q What is the oldest government in the world?
>> >
>> > A The US
>> >
>> > Over 200 years with no changes in the way we run things. NO ONE ELSE
>> > CAN EVEN BEGIN TO SUGGEST THAT THEY HAVE DONE THAT.
>> >
Sorry pal, Denmark has had a king/queen for over 1000 years. The
oldest kingdom in the world. They are also a loyal NATO ally.
>--
Chris Bolton
Those who cherish freedom do not need to flame those who don't, we
can, though, through questions and logic help them to self-immolate.
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http://www.terrestrial.com/~chrisb/ (Home Page URL)
> Jeff (<Private>) wrote:
>
> Q What is the oldest government in the world?
>
> A The US
>
> Over 200 years with no changes in the way we run things. NO ONE ELSE
> CAN EVEN BEGIN TO SUGGEST THAT THEY HAVE DONE THAT.
>
>Sorry pal, Denmark has had a king/queen for over 1000 years. The
>oldest kingdom in the world. They are also a loyal NATO ally.
It might be worth noticing, that the US (right after they trew
out the Brits) came to the Netherlands to apply for a loan. This
helped them to get their 'oldest government' started. Of course
the loan was granted (the country had a good potential back then).
It probably was a good business deal, nothing to brag about.
Mihaly
hear! hear!
>WARNING!
So what? You think you can compete with us? Go for it and do your
worst. Welcome to the antU grinder.
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This .sig brought to you courtesy of METALBAG's work computer.
Now you know how much I'm fucking off while making money.
Garbage truck driver of the informationsuperhighway.
"Never trust someone who can bleed for five days and not die".
onee...@hooked.net
T
> Me wrote:
> > > }>The transistor
> Wrong. The first working transistor was created by John Bardeen and
> Walter Brattain at AT&T Bell labs. Shockley had done work leading up
> to the transistor, though.
See the note on A C Clarke.
> > > }>T.V.
> > Sorry; John Logie Baird, Scottish
> Nope. Paul Nipkow, German, had a working, although crude television
system
> in 1884.
Fair enough, although I can't find any references to him.
>
> > > }>Sattelite
> > Sorry; Arthur C Clarke, Britain, 1959
>
Clarke has been largely credited with inventing the concept and many
of the principles behind satcoms. Unfortunately his garrage was too
small to build one.
> Huh? Which satellite did Arthur Clarke put in orbit? This one goes
> to the Russians, with Sputnik.
>
> > > }>Nuclear Bomb (which we will use to shut you dumb fucks up)
> > Heard of Oppenheimer? German.
>
> Oppenheimer was American.
Not by birth.
> Then 300 years ago some people walked
with firearms into a great continent and killed 5&3/4 million
indigenous
natives.
>
> And the people who did that were Europeans... Congratulations.
Yes but not *us* europeans.
That plymouth boat was full of religeous freaks for starters.
> maybe right, but you also created almost everything we DON'T
> WANT in our daily lives, but unfortunatley we have.
Wrong!! We did not make the sheep-shagging, roo-loving Australians. Blame
that one on the Limeys.
Texas Tom
->WARNING!
->Since the people who started this thread has decided to bring THIER shit
->into the alt.sex groups, and those who continue this thread have
->decided to continue this spamming- it should come as no surprise that
->the alt.sex groups will now bring THEIR shit into YOUR newsgroups.
->You have already seen the first of this. More will follow unless you do
->the RIGHT thing and remove all the alt.sex newsgroups from this thread.
-> This is easy to do. When you start to send your reply just edit the
->newsgroups line so that the alt.sex groups are not listed. Then you can
->continue to debate about which country sucks or not to your heart's
->content!
->The assholes who started this troll had a good laugh when they brought
->their "US SUCKS" shit into the alt.sex newsgroups.. let's see how they
->laugh now that the alt.sex groups will dish out their version of..
->SPAM REVENGE!
I have to agree this shit has got to stop aready!
> tjo...@pelican.com wrote:
>
> >Will all of you jealous canucks and europeons quit masquerading as
> >americans? Your lame spelling mistakes quickly prove that you are not
> >from the US. When you try to pass yourself off as an ignorant
> >American, you only prove what we real Americans have been saying all
> >along, which is that you wish you were American and not the pathetic
> >excuse for humanity that you are.
>
> umm...pardon me, but are you a Native American? just wondering,
> becuase if you aren't, then this "real Americans" shit rings pretty
> hollow...
>
> alex
>
plus, are you a real Canadian the same is true there are you a real Brit,
becuasue Celtic people were there before..native means being born there
last tim I checked I was!
>
> well you can cast your vote and elect a joke
> but you'd better not fuck, dream, drink or smoke
> and watch your back when the man offers you a ride
> because it's just like teenage genocide
> -Swingin' Utters
I've got more pairs of socks than you so I'm betterer. And I invented the
elbow. And the egg. So I am claiming world supremacy and hereby declare war
with the sun because it's yellow.
Chilp
On Sat, 29 Jun 1996 16:28:39 -0400, Chuck Tinkey <clti...@worldnet.att.net>
wrote:
>JJ wrote:
>>
>> Captain Canuck wrote:
>> >
>> > Chris X. Guldi wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Jeff (<Private>) wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >On Fri, 21 Jun 1996 16:27:58 GMT, jar...@spectranet.ca (Nick) wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >> [A load of quotes and some smarmy rebuttle to those quotes]
>> > >
>> > > >I'm an American. I'm also a member of the U.S. Armed Forces. I've
>> > > >spent 24 years in America, so I'd like to think that I have a good
>> > > >idea of what my country is like. I've seen a lot of negative, and a
>> > > >lot of positive. One of the bigger problems in our country is racism
>> > > >- it's not glaringly apparent in every day life, and contrary to
>> > > >popular belief, it is not solely the fault of white/caucasian people;
>> > > >I see more blatant racism perpetuated amongst so called minorities on
>> > > >a daily basis than I do from caucasians. Even so, this country is a
>> > > >"melting pot" of ethnicities and cultures. This doesn't mean we all
>> > > >get along "just swell", it means we all live together in relative
>> > > >peace.
>> > >
>> > > >When I see our supposed European friends snot off about our country,
>> > > >and all of our faults (real _and_ imagined), and what big jerks we
>> > > >are, I don't take any offense. First of all, I realize you people do
>> > > >not represent the opinion of your country at large. If you did, we
>> > > >wouldn't be allies. I recognize you as bored, jealous, petty little
>> > > >people with empty lives. I've kept quiet through all the "America
>> > > >sucks/Europe sucks/<fill in the blank> sucks" debates, but I knew it
>> > > >was only a matter of time before some hot-headed fellow American of
>> > > >mine brought up how we invented "everything", and how some jealous
>> > > >European would whittle away claiming "Oh, Einstein invented that, and
>> > > >he's German." and similar (and gee, he also happened to be living in
>> > > >America at the time, didn't he).
>> > >
>> > > >America was, is, and I believe in spite of whiney doomsday liberals,
>> > > >will be great for a long time to come. This is because, contrary to
>> > > >popular opinion, America is not a country based on a single race.
>> > > >There is more ethnic diversity here than anywhere else in the world.
>> > > >I've spoken with fellow servicemembers who've been stationed in every
>> > > >part of the world, and the most common thing I hear is "I've been many
>> > > >places, and experienced many things, but damn am I glad I live in
>> > > >America".
>> > >
>> > > >America is a very powerful country, militarily, economically, and even
>> > > >socially. A nation doesn't become this way out of pure luck. But
>> > > >when you're at the top, you've got to expect a lot of jealousy and
>> > > >resentment. I'm not trying to sling stones, and I wish there were a
>> > > >better way to put this, but the countries most of these "anti-America"
>> > > >posters come from are so ass-backward themselves I see it as utterly
>> > > >hypocritical for them to even start in on America's problems. These
>> > > >are countries which have been crawling along in spite of themselves
>> > > >for centuries longer than America has, and have problems of their own
>> > > >which make most of America's pale in comparison. You folks up north
>> > > >have Quebec trying to secede from you. Our English friends across the
>> > > >sea have the IRA to deal with. The French seem to lack any sense of
>> > > >morality, with their continued nuclear testing and their sales of
>> > > >weapons to known terrorist-sponsering countries. So you still don't
>> > > >like America? Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
>> > >
>> > > >I don't look down on France, England, Canada, et. al. because of their
>> > > >problems, or the anti-U.S. commentary of a few assholes. And I hope
>> > > >that those of you from other countries don't let illiterate idiots
>> > > >masquerading as patriotic Americans speak for us as a whole, either.
>> > > >The most sincerely patriotic people I've met have always been those
>> > > >who where native to another country and lived a significant period of
>> > > >their life there before coming to the U.S. Sometimes it takes meeting
>> > > >someone who appreciates things you take forgranted to make you realize
>> > > >what a great place you live in.
>> > >
>> > > The "gentleman" in the Army left out one point... The US is often
>> > > imitated, yet never duplicated. Do you know why the British have a
>> > > parliament, where do you think they got the idea.
>> > >
>> > > Q What is the oldest government in the world?
>> > >
>> > > A The US
>> > >
>> > > Over 200 years with no changes in the way we run things. NO ONE ELSE
>> > > CAN EVEN BEGIN TO SUGGEST THAT THEY HAVE DONE THAT.
>> > >
>> > > ###########################################################
>> > >
>> > > Chris X.
>> > > Wokaholic: Someone who's favorite entertainment
>> > > is Monday mornings+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>> > Well there Mr. Workaholic seems that the British Parliment has been in business
>> > longer than the US system. As well the Greeks had some what of a parlimentary
>> > system way before the British. Ever hear of the Greek City States? That is
>> > what Western democracies are modeled after. Maybe there on Sunday nights prior
>> > to Monday mornings you should do some objective reading and not the American
>> > propaganda BS!!!
>>
>> --
>>
>> The UNITED STATES is the best and strongest country in the world
>>
>> ****************************************************************
>>
>> JJ
>>
>> REMEMBER: Birds Fly
>>
>> If this were a virus, you would be dead by now!
>>
>> *****************************************************************Excuse me!!!! What was that? A threat. You dick head! I believe the U.S.
>is the best country also. I sure as hell don't go around threatening
>people who don't.
>Now I know why the USA bashers have mangaged to keep this and other
>threads tying up bandwidth.
>You are unarmed in a battle of wits. I urge you, sympathetically to
>embarrass yourself no further. Your country is quite capable of
>defending itself without your xenophobia induced lashings out.
> As a Welsh man, I am very proud of my nations history which goes back
> further than any English history. We have a language and culture as old if
> not older than a really old thing.
Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a dumbfuck...
Texas Tom.
Hey! You didn't finish the poem. "Texas Tom" was a _what_?
' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
' Analiese Sand http://www.whitman.edu/~sandad '
' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
' "It is good to hear your opponent scream. The only '
' thing better is to frag him yourself." '
' -My friend Greg, who takes a lot of '
' Religion courses '
' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
Since the people who started this thread has decided to bring THIER shit
into the alt.sex groups, and those who continue this thread have
decided to continue this spamming- it should come as no surprise that
the alt.sex groups will now bring THEIR shit into YOUR newsgroups.
You have already seen the first of this. More will follow unless you do
the RIGHT thing and remove all the alt.sex newsgroups from this thread.
This is easy to do. When you start to send your reply just edit the
newsgroups line so that the alt.sex groups are not listed. Then you can
continue to debate about which country sucks or not to your heart's
content!
The assholes who started this troll had a good laugh when they brought
their "US SUCKS" shit into the alt.sex newsgroups.. let's see how they
laugh now that the alt.sex groups will dish out their version of..
SPAM REVENGE!
----- The Unknown Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------
Everyone is equal, the U.S. is no diffrent than Canada or any other country.
I don't understand why you can't get along and come up with reasons why
the world is the best place to live.
Just becuase you all have your differences doesn't mean you all have to be
prejudes about other countries. please increase the peace, but increase it
somewhere else, this is alt.sex group, not alt.bitch&moan....
I delclare Spam Revenge!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alexander Graham Bell was born March 3, 1847 in Edinburgh, Scotland. In 1870 his
family moved to Canada and settled in Brantford, Ontario, where both he and his
father worked as speech therapists. In 1874 Bell began his initial experiments
leading to the invention of the telephone, at first wile still a resident of
Brantford and later on return trips to Brantford from a job he landed teaching at a
school for the deaf in Boston.
The first in-house test of the telephone occured in 1876 in Boston, and later that
year the first building-to-building and inter-city tests occured back in Ontario.
Bell Laboratories was also formed in 1876, primarily to own the patents Bell
acquired on his invention.
After Boston Bell moved to Washington, DC, where for a time he headed up the
Smithsonian Institution. In 1890 he purchased land near Badddeck, NS, where he later
built what was to become his permanent residence.
In addition to the telephone Bell worked on numerous projects, including
powered flight (the Silver Dart, flown at Baddeck, NS on February 23, 1909),
hydrofoil boats (the HD-4 set a world speed record of 114.04 mph on the Bras-d'or
Lakes near Baddeck in 1919), the photoelectric cell, the iron lung, seawater
desalination, the phonograph, and sheep-breeding.
Bell died at Baddeck on August 2, 1922; the site of his home there is now a National
Park and Museum.
"The telephone was conceived in Brantford and born in Boston." - Alexander Graham
Bell
The Internet began life as ARPANET, a network linking defense research sites
(primarily universities) across the United States. It was initiated by the Pentagon.
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: Distribution:
: Hi all! I just gotta say...I've never laughed so hard in my entire life...
: Thanks for all the entertainment!
: Cole the Canadian.
: crs (chu...@ultranet.com) wrote:
: : Think of the time spent composing this reply!
: : s34...@student.uq.edu.au wrote:
: : >
: : > > But when you're at the top, you've got to expect a lot of jealousy and
: : > >resentment.
: : >
: : > I think that is what one of the reasons why many people are going off
: : > about Americans. How does one put his country "at the top"? Is there a
: : > list of criterion designed for grading countries? Is one part of the
: : > earth better than another? What gives an American the right to say his
: : > country is the top? I'm an Australian, so I guess I can say Australia is
: : > the top, correct?
: : > It is what I see as a percieved arrogance that is the cause of the
: : > resentment, not jealousy or petty anger. Peope tend to think of Americans
: : > as being arrogant, in that they immediately disregared other countries as
: : > pale imitations of themselves.
: : >
: : > The world is becoming more and more American evry day. Australia is a
: : > classic example, our move from the English sphere of influence into the
: : > American sphere during WWII, and the subsequent "americanization" of our
: : > culture. The world is gradually turning in circles, the American
: : > domination of mass media is the key here. Entire societies are being
: : > turned on end by the arrival of Western styles of living, television and
: : > cinema is being literally force feed to audiences by television networks
: : > around the world.
: : >
: : > >but the countries most of these "anti-America" posters come from are so
: : > >ass-backward themselves I see it as utterly hypocritical for them to
: : > >even start in on America's problems.
: : >
: : > Every country in the world has problems, social, economic, whatever. Any
: : > country that can claim otherwise should take a good, hard look at itself,
: : > cause it isn't looking hard enough.
: : > > Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
: : >
: : > > >The most sincerely patriotic people I've met have always been those
: : > > >who where native to another country and lived a significant period of
: : > > >their life there before coming to the U.S. Sometimes it takes meeting
: : > > >someone who appreciates things you take for granted to make you >
: : > >realize what a great place you live in.
: : >
: : > Amen.
THE TAO
>Ed Case wrote:
>>
>> Hay dude, you got a problem? You might be right, who knows. But if you
>> can read and write english, you are on the wrong newsgroup. Dump ass.
>WARNING!
>Since the people who started this thread has decided to bring THIER shit
>into the alt.sex groups, and those who continue this thread have
>decided to continue this spamming- it should come as no surprise that
>the alt.sex groups will now bring THEIR shit into YOUR newsgroups.
>You have already seen the first of this. More will follow unless you do
>the RIGHT thing and remove all the alt.sex newsgroups from this thread.
> This is easy to do. When you start to send your reply just edit the
>newsgroups line so that the alt.sex groups are not listed. Then you can
>continue to debate about which country sucks or not to your heart's
>content!
>The assholes who started this troll had a good laugh when they brought
>their "US SUCKS" shit into the alt.sex newsgroups.. let's see how they
>laugh now that the alt.sex groups will dish out their version of..
>SPAM REVENGE!
i fully agree with this statement...and i have already deleted this
from the alt. sex groups
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THINK ABOUT IT! Its your Internet also -- why continue to screw it up?
fjc (fcha...@ucla.edu) wrote:
: EUROPEAN
: It is neither the way the supposed European spelled it nor the other way ...
: although I suspect "peon" had some purpose in his spelling (as in fiefdoms and
: serfs, peons .. y'all should be used to that you're still suckin' up ... now
: it ain't to the monarchy it's to the Germans and French.)
: Why is it the rest of the world spells phoentically ... perhaps because they
: couldn't spell otherwise.
: In article <4r0j96$2u...@duvi.eskom.co.za> Andre Maritz
: <and...@mb1nfs02.eskom.co.za> writes:>From: Andre Maritz
: <and...@mb1nfs02.eskom.co.za>>Subject: Re: Shut up you losers U.S. is better
: becasue we created almost everything you use in daily life>Date: 28 Jun 1996
: 12:30:30 GMT
: >tjo...@pelican.com wrote:
: >>Will all of you jealous canucks and europeons quit masquerading as
: >>americans? Your lame spelling mistakes quickly prove that you are not
: >>from the US. When you try to pass yourself off as an ignorant
: >>American, you only prove what we real Americans have been saying all
: >>along, which is that you wish you were American and not the pathetic
: >>excuse for humanity that you are.
: >>
: >SAYS THE PERSON WHO CAN NOT SPELL EUROPIAN! HeHe
>Spam Revenge <sp...@revenge.net> wrote:
>>Ed Case wrote:
>>>
>>> Hay dude, you got a problem? You might be right, who knows. But if you
>>> can read and write english, you are on the wrong newsgroup. Dump ass.
>>WARNING!
>>Since the people who started this thread has decided to bring THIER shit
>>into the alt.sex groups, and those who continue this thread have
>>decided to continue this spamming- it should come as no surprise that
>>the alt.sex groups will now bring THEIR shit into YOUR newsgroups.
>>You have already seen the first of this. More will follow unless you do
>>the RIGHT thing and remove all the alt.sex newsgroups from this thread.
>> This is easy to do. When you start to send your reply just edit the
>>newsgroups line so that the alt.sex groups are not listed. Then you can
>>continue to debate about which country sucks or not to your heart's
>>content!
>>The assholes who started this troll had a good laugh when they brought
>>their "US SUCKS" shit into the alt.sex newsgroups.. let's see how they
>>laugh now that the alt.sex groups will dish out their version of..
>>SPAM REVENGE!
>i fully agree with this statement...and i have already deleted this
>from the alt. sex groups
fuckin' perverts.
--
_______________________________________________________________________________
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"kurt cobain says: no, i don't have a gun" * die...@minyos.its.rmit.edu.au
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> So what? You think you can compete with us? Go for it and do your
>worst. Welcome to the antU grinder.
Does anyone have this guy targetted by an automated
e-mail flood generator ? because he obviously seems
to be laughing at us from the tone of his comments! He
definitely needs to be taught a lesson by someone with
the know-how.
----<from brew>---------------------------------------------------------
is there a news group just for this kind of flaming????? ha ah
if there is please post reply ,,,,,,, this is so funny ,,i fell
right out of my seat ... thanks much brew!!!!!!!
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: THE TAO
: >That plymouth boat was full of religeous freaks for starters.
>
>You are also using a phone line. The television was invented by Alexander
http://www.geocities.com/broadway/2895/index.html
triple hear! hear!
> And the US is still full of freaks!!!!!!!!!1
>
Hate to disappoint you but the British created most of the things
you use in everyday life before you lot copied it and made it
smaller (something obviously happened to their brains as well).
Name some things that the British created and the Americans made
smaller. I'd like to see this..
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Randy (ru...@ibm.net) wrote:
: Sease the SPAMMING or pay the price.
>On Wed, 3 Jul 1996 vidi...@iaw.com wrote:
>> And the US is still full of freaks!!!!!!!!!1
>>
>Hate to disappoint you but the British created most of the things
>you use in everyday life before you lot copied it and made it
>smaller (something obviously happened to their brains as well).
Who the fuck cares!!!!
Jesus Christ!, does it really make a difference? We're all homosapiens for the
sake of God! That's good enough for me. I have enough to worry about in my
life with cancer and tumors and war, and I don't need to concern myself with
which country is "best".
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Canada had a part in all of it...
Care to expound on the part that Canada played... Really laughing here... Oh
yeah... I remember now... Sitting on your fat pimply butts, drinking beer,
and watching the news reports while your dollar spiraled downward to the
point that your sorry nation had to be bailed out through another U.S. loan
that will NEVER be repaid.
Followups set.
--
Crowley
...massive ego's....
IF THE US SUCKS SO BAD, WHY THE HELL DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO BAIL YOUR
BUTTS OUT OF EVERY WAR YOU GET INTO?
>E.J. Stone wrote:
>>
>> Tim McGuire wrote:
>> >
>> > Well, who created what you're using right now (computers, the Internet,
>> > newsgroups, Netscape, Microsoft)... the list goes on and on (lightbulbs,
>> > printers, CDs, cathode-ray tube)... see what I mean???
>>
>> Canada had a part in all of it...
Yeah, you guys packaged all of it for us. Thanks!
YEAH!!!!! Now we get to bitch at each other and look at naked women
at the same time. Just gotta love technology.
Belasco
So take your heart take your soul
Just get yourself on out of here
Yeah, take your hurt, take your pain
Just get yourself on out of here
Wasting time
That's all you'll do if you're waiting for me
Wasting time
I don't see what you think I see
Wasting time
That's all you'll do if you're waiting for me
Wasting time
Wasting time I don't want what you think I need.
Lightbulbs were created by some person named 'Philips' for a last name.
The same company that brought you light also brought you cd-rom. So I
guess Philips is an American Company ? Don't think so...
SiR (From the Netherlands, home of the lightbulb, cd and audio-cassette)
Internet was originally created for MILITARY purposes.
Microsoft is not something I would be proud of.
Who cares who invented what?
i.e.
Chinese invented the compass:
does that mean we owe the discovery of America to China?
Besides it's not a country, but people who discover/invent things!
I could also say that all non-native americans have their roots somewhere
in Europe or Asia...
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Guglielmo Bottin - Padova, Italy email: wi...@intercity.shiny.it
The light bulb was created by "Thomas Alva Edison" an "American."