THE US SUCKS! (so do the women, and you would loose the war)
Raider
On Sat, 22 Jun 1996 19:06:49 -0700, Dansemachine
<war...@astral.magic.ca> wrote:
}However, If you really think you fuck more or have more fun in the US
}better take me up on a challenge. You come to Toronto, and I'll come
}where you live, and we'll see who has "higher quality" fun. I travel
}extensively, so I have no problem posting this challenge and seeing it
}through.
}
}Having more fun than you know, cause you Americans never bother to look
}(your head being up your ass as you said)
}
}Daniel of Canada!!!
Do you travel as much as the Canadian flight attendant (male) whom
some attribute as the first, or one of the first, carriers of Aids to
North America? If so, stay at home, keep your head down, and your
butt cheeks firmly closed.
Tim
tjo...@pelican.com wrote:
>*** <an62...@anon.penet.fi> wrote:
>
>> While we are on the subject of crap-shit Americans, in case you did
>>> not notice US women are real dog shit
>
>So why is Baywatch the number one TV show worldwide? Because all you
>jerks are drooling over our American siliconized babes.
And when it comes right down to it, the US Armed forces would kick all of your
asses, it has been proven over and over.
Daniel B. O'Sullivan
Alright look. You numnuts have to understand one thing. If the use ever
does again go to war, you limpdicks probably won't be anywhere near it.
It'll be the next generation, or, Natural Selection forbid, your
children. So unless you're willing to give your life and fortune to
fighting a battle over bigotry and ignorance, shut your stupid mouth.
And stop calling yourself an American, it insults those of us who take
our responsibilities seriously.
[end rant]
Objoke:
Two babies, a boy and a girl are in a crib. The girl baby starts
yelling, "RAPE!! Someone help me, RAPE!!" The boy baby looks at her and
goes, "Aw shut up, you just rolled over on my pacifier."
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americans? The only time we even think about Canada is when you guys start
whining and demand a response.
don
be able to express yourself like an intelligent human being and not the
idiot that you are:)
fjc
>> >> While we are on the subject of crap-shit Americans, in case you did
>> >>> not notice US women are real dog shit
Well I suppose if you like kangaroos instead of women then yes, they may be in
your opinion ... hurry ... go catch that kangaroo ... your dick is still in it.
>> >So why is Baywatch the number one TV show worldwide? Because all you
>> >jerks are drooling over our American siliconized babes.
Because .... go to Europe or the Middle East ... where women are ... manly
women (imagine fighting with the bitch to see who can have longer body
hair) and where men are wimps. Or go to the US where women are women and you
have far greater odds of seeing women that resemble those you see on TV in
American films and TV shows ... than anywhere else in the bloody world.
>> And when it comes right down to it, the US Armed forces would kick all
>of your
>> asses, it has been proven over and over.
>The effectiveness of U.S. armed forces is in question here, it has never
>won a war on its own, almost always never has done what it set out to do,
>i.e ViatNam you guys tookoff in a big hurry with your tails between your
Please, which history book were you reading ... the Stalin First Grade Reader?
S Korean forces, 1950 ... almost wiped out.
S Vietnam forces ... virtually wiped out.
French forces in Vietnam ... all but wiped out.
Chinese forces when Japan invaded 30s ... all but wiped out.
Russian forces when Japan invaded .,.. all but wiped out.
Korean forces when japan invaded ... all wiped out.
Japanese forces when the US went to visit ... all wiped out along with a lot
more.
England ... kicked your asses a few times.
France ... just bought what we wanted didn't need a military.
WWII - we saved the fuckin west while Stalin saved the east.
Don't talk of world forces because ... most assuredly what I wrote above ain't
all true but the shit you were spewing is so far wrong it makes for comic
humor.
>legs, were unable to kick the commies out of Korea, and as Saddam Hussain
>put it " I will around for a long time and george bush will be nothing but
>a speck of dirt in the dust bin of history." While we are on the subject I
>do belive Castro still takes a piss in the direction of the u.s. 3 times a
>day. The list goes on and on about the shortcommings of the armed forces,
>but than again one should not hope for too much from a govt. that pay
>$35.00 for a toilet seat.
>the meaning of u.s.a.
>useless . stupid . assh**e
Sorry ahmed ... and I do not blame you ... nor should I make this as clear as
I am now ... but what the heck ...
You have watched as the United States government has pieced together the
smallest fragments of visible material ... to fill in the details of what they
suggest happened in Oklahoma. If we are being lied to ... we will find out.
One thing Americans have is ... a very long memory. If that 'truth' as
expressed in Oklahoma is not what we have been told ... there will be a day
when the truth is told ... and that day will bring justice.
So to ... I suggest to those who are neither in Europe nor America .. who find
the US weak and in decline ... the surest way to test an enemy is to provoke
him. I understand what 'you' can do ... we know, we read, we see the
information ... we can further add to those imaginings and conjur up even
more .. yet I suggest to you ... that nothing and no one will cover up such a
heinous act for very long.
The perfect plan would be to get some ignorant American to carry the item into
the US, to some large US city and in duping the ignorant American ... use him
to deliver the weapon to the belly of the enemy ... you guys have a thing
about the belly don't you?
The thing is ... we have no belly. We are not the dog with the head that can
be cut off nor the tail nor the paper tiger nor the declining world power ...
we are and will be your worst nightmare if you ever attempt such an action.
Why is it the Chinese are so feared? Surely not because they can out build or
out produce high caliber weapons ... no ... rather because we would run out of
bulets, bombs, and weapons to kill them all with ... and they'd pour over the
sides and sweep us away ... that is the fear the Russians have had as have the
rest of Asia.
The US can be shot, blown up, attacked and it will not fall. We are not a
country run by one man or by one party. You can blow up Washington and we
will not be defeated for what molded us, what formed us ... is not in
Washington, it is not in any one place ... and it can never be destroyed. And
when we get back up, clean off the dirt and debris, search for clues .. we
will discover ... and when we discover ... we will come to visit you
brininging with us ... not our American justice, nor our American women, nor
our American idealism ... we will bring with us our American bombs and we will
reign down on you in a manner that your allah would not recognize the land ...
and you will beg the world for mercy ... for the US will show none.
We will tolerate so much ... and to some infidels ... it seems we can be
pushed and stretched a great deal ... and that is true ... but there is a
point ... and once we reach that point we will set aside our customs, our
faith, our laws and dole out the justice needed. We will never be defeated no
matter what.
Hello
In article <4qv5mc$4...@news.inc.net>, t...@ecnet.com (Tim) wrote:
>In article <DtLwM...@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.ATTGIS.COM>,
> tjo...@pelican.com wrote:
>>*** <an62...@anon.penet.fi> wrote:
>>
>>>> not notice US women are real dog shit
>>
>>jerks are drooling over our American siliconized babes.
>
>asses, it has been proven over and over.
Like in Vietnam.
Jestman
In article <4rcaml$1...@hermes.oanet.com>, he...@hello.com says...
asses.
foofoo
Hello wrote:
> >And when it comes right down to it, the US Armed forces would kick all of your
> >asses, it has been proven over and over.
>
> Like in Vietnam.
You stupid shmuck. "WE" didn't WANT to *win* the war. Why?
That would have spoiled all the profit margins.
You silly ass piece of snot, don't you know ANYTHING about finance?
Think about all we (the U.S.) have learned from that GREAT experience.
Money laundering, Weapons deployment and design, CHEMICALS!
REPUBLICANS!
You will never be an AMERICAN if you don't keep up.
Larry Bump
Trim your newsgroups, people!!
You and your buddies pick one newsgroup and stay there. Leave this
out of the other 40+ newsgroups it's being randomly posted to.
If you don't know how, ask someone or drop the thread.
Posted and mailed.
>MARINE <US...@hayburn.com> wrote:
><snip>
>> Canada also has a social secruity system that is better than the
>> Murrican one. Although I pay 50% of my annual income out to taxes,
>> at least when trouble hits, I'm covered. Our health system is bettern
>> yours too, bucko. Here, if you're in an accident, the government health
>> system will treat you for free. Down there, you need $$$$$ for
>> treatment. (or a good medical plan).
>Are smokers automatically forbidden treatment under you health
>services like in Britain's? Any other groups denied benefits?
Larry Bump
Trim your newsgroups, people!!
You and your buddies pick one newsgroup and stay there. Leave this
out of the other 40+ newsgroups it's being randomly posted to.
If you don't know how, ask someone or drop the thread.
Posted and mailed.
"Persephone" <an66...@anon.penet.fi> wrote:
>Is there some reason why you jerks keep posting this crap in groups that
>have absolutely nothing to do with nor any interest in the subject at
>hand?
>Pleses! Stop it! I am tired of reading ten of these in every newsgroup I
>suscribe to everytime I log on. If I wanted to hear it I'd suscribe to a
>newsgroup for it.
>Start editing your message headers before replying to spam. It's
>relatively simple. I see that some of you have figured out how to change
>the subject name already. Same concept. Click on the "Message To:" or
>"Newsgroups:" field with your little mouse and use the delete key.
Ricola
In article <Pine.SOL.3.93.960629...@icarus.cc.uic.edu>,
jfo...@uic.edu says...
Exactly. Yet I think they were pissed about that acid rain thing so
they made us use daytime running lights on cars. Speaking of, I want a
little explanation about that crap. Since when did that whining country
start building cars. The only idiots I know that want to drive during
the day with their lights on. All you canuks should beat the hell out
of the law makers that wanted that one. Next time we want your avdice
on car making and "safety" we'll beat it out of you. Just keep giving us
hockey players and women like Shania and Jewel and shut the hell up.
PS. What war? You canadians would be too busy complaining to fight any
war.
Steve DeGarmo
Canada is a worthless little piece of shit iceberg that is lucky to be allowed to exist
to the north of the US. Thanks for sending all of your hockey TEAMS south, let alone
your players.
As far as you European morons are concerned, for a country that's just celebrating it's
220th birthday, it sure seems that we've come a pretty damn long way in not much time.
You can take your decaying buildings, potholed-two-foot-wide streets, and back-ass
standards of living, and shove them up your ass. Quit reminiscing about your "glorious
pasts" and "rich cultures" becuase your times are all long gone. This is the brink of
the 21st century, and the dynasty will be American. We're bigger, faster, stronger,
and better, and we could kick your ass off the planet in minutes if we felt like it.
The scoreboard does not lie.
Gahre
Steve DeGarmo <ste...@worldnet.us.nev.lv.net> wrote:
I hear you. These whiny canuck fuckers keep sending me hate mail- I
think they are trying to bore me to death with it. I almost want to
piss off my own countrymen just so I'll get an interesting argument.
No doubt about, canada is one big fucking joke. The only thing they
have any skill at is running thier mouths, and even then they are only
mediocre.
Just nuke yourselves and be done with it, canuck morons.
Gahre
"That Which Has No Substance Enters Where There Is No Space"
Lao Tsu a long fucking time ago
Don't like my attitude?....tough fucking shit
Dave
Canada is the number one country to live in, as far as the
planet is concerned. And your crack about wars, you obviously have done
no research..
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Canuck
>Canada is a worthless little piece of shit iceberg that is lucky to be
allowed to exist
>to the north of the US.
Check out a map one day and you might be surprised to learn that this
little shit iceberg as you call it dwarfs the United States.. Look into
the Canadian US relationship a little further ignoramus and you might be
surprised at what the US gets from Canada.. It shouldnt be long now
before you've contaminated what little drinking water you have left and
are begging for another handout from us Canucks .. 90 percent of the
fresh water on the face of the earth is in Canada, but thats okay because
90 percent of the arseholes in the world are in the U.S..
Chameleon
Canuck wrote:
>
> >Canada is a worthless little piece of shit iceberg that is lucky to be
> allowed to exist
> >to the north of the US.
>
> Check out a map one day and you might be surprised to learn that this
> left and are begging for another handout from us Canucks .. 90 percent of the
> fresh water on the face of the earth is in Canada, but thats okay because
> 90 percent of the arseholes in the world are in the U.S..
Yeah, and the UN says (for the 20th year in a row, or something like that)
that Vancouver is still the best place in the world to live... Canada sucks,
but the US sucks *WORSE*...
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Canuck wrote:
>
> >Canada is a worthless little piece of shit iceberg that is lucky to be
> allowed to exist
> >to the north of the US.
>
> Check out a map one day and you might be surprised to learn that this
> surprised at what the US gets from Canada.. It shouldnt be long now
> before you've contaminated what little drinking water you have left and
> are begging for another handout from us Canucks .. 90 percent of the
> fresh water on the face of the earth is in Canada, but thats okay because
> 90 percent of the arseholes in the world are in the U.S..
Well, that true about the water, eh? Also remember that the
Los Angeles Times, the San Francisco Examiner are printed on B.C.
Canadian paper. And where does some of the electric power for California
Oregon and Washington come from. B.C., eh?
If this pisspot's from the Eastern U.S., I'd bet a 100 loonies that some
of the electricity he uses comes from Quebec...
Sam Jimmy
Steve DeGarmo wrote:
>
> Ricola wrote:
> >
> > In article <Pine.SOL.3.93.960629...@icarus.cc.uic.edu>,
> > jfo...@uic.edu says...
> > >
> > >Why do canadians feel a constant need to validate their existence to
> > >americans? The only time we even think about Canada is when you guys
> > start
> > >whining and demand a response.
> > >
> >
> > Exactly. Yet I think they were pissed about that acid rain thing so
> > they made us use daytime running lights on cars. Speaking of, I want a
> > little explanation about that crap. Since when did that whining country
> > start building cars. The only idiots I know that want to drive during
> > the day with their lights on. All you canuks should beat the hell out
> > of the law makers that wanted that one. Next time we want your avdice
> > on car making and "safety" we'll beat it out of you. Just keep giving us
> > hockey players and women like Shania and Jewel and shut the hell up.
> >
> > PS. What war? You canadians would be too busy complaining to fight any
> > war.
>
> your players.
>
> As far as you European morons are concerned, for a country that's just celebrating it's
> 220th birthday, it sure seems that we've come a pretty damn long way in not much time.
> You can take your decaying buildings, potholed-two-foot-wide streets, and back-ass
> standards of living, and shove them up your ass. Quit reminiscing about your "glorious
> pasts" and "rich cultures" becuase your times are all long gone. This is the brink of
> the 21st century, and the dynasty will be American. We're bigger, faster, stronger,
> and better, and we could kick your ass off the planet in minutes if we felt like it.
> The scoreboard does not lie.
least our bear doesn't taste like piss water!
Gahre
Lotuslander <lotus...@internetics.com> wrote:
>
>If this pisspot's from the Eastern U.S., I'd bet a 100 loonies that some
>of the electricity he uses comes from Quebec...
Yeah, didn't Quebec-hydro flood an area the size of france, destroying
all the wildlife and displacing thousands of Native Americans off
their native land just so they could sell power to the US? I'm glad
canucks are such environmentally conscious humanitarians.
Ronald McDonald
Hey bozo!
maybe we did flood an area the size of France to sell you some
electricity for your electric toothbrush, but that was just for kicks!
Wait 'till we flood your stupid country so we can sell it back to the
indians. I'm sure they will not be the only one thanking us for such a
venerable enterprise.
Asta la vista Mister Big Country
Ronald McDonald
Hey bozo!
maybe we did flood an area the size of France to sell you some
electricity for your electric toothbrush, but that was just for kicks!
Wait 'till we flood your stupid country so we can sell your floating
bodies back to the indians. I'm ready to bet my ranch that they will not
be the only people on earth thanking us for such a venerable
enterprise...
Steve Rey
Fl...@comp.net wrote:
>"Have you heard of Japan you yankee fuck (from a pround CANADIAN) p.s. atleast our bear doesn't taste like piss water!"<
How do you drink a "Bear"?
Gahre
Ronald McDonald <TheStup...@MeatHead.Corp> wrote:
Wow that was brave! So you admit to flooding the forest and fucking
over your native american citizens?
....Yet another Canadian gift to humanity.
Here's another one:
The Canadian Refugee board allows serious criminals to stay in the
country while deporting productive families because
one of their members has a chronic, incurable disease.
The sick be damned in Canada!
Steve Rey
Gregory L Hammers wrote:
>
> In article <31DE22...@MeatHead.Corp>,
> Most Americans don't own, let alone use, electric toothbrushes. How
> fucking lazy do you think we are? Lessee now, $30 *US*... How much is
> this in
> Canadian these days? Oh, and that's BEFORE *GST*. Can you say "cross the
> border shopper"? Sure you can!
Bargain Days are here...
One American Dollar is worth 1.33 Canadian Dollars.
> >Wait 'till we flood your stupid country so we can sell it back to the
> >indians. I'm sure they will not be the only one thanking us for such a
> ^^^^^^^
> Which ones? American or Canadian? "Oh, Canaduh, (sic), my and **NATIVE**
> land..." Explain the "native" thing you Kan'tknuckleheads got going.
Ask a Chippewa Indian how happy he is with Canada. Seems a short time
ago they had an armed standoff with the Canadian government. Drop your
holier than thou attitudes,You've put your Indians in reservations, just
like the US.
Interloper
Sam Jimmy <Fl...@comp.net> wrote:
>Have you heard of Japan you yankee fuck (from a pround CANADIAN) p.s. at
>least our bear doesn't taste like piss water!
Yes, we Americans have heard of Japan. After smashing their asses in
WW2, we poured hundreds of millions of dollars into their
infrastructure to help create what they are today, and we proudly
continue to babysit their asses, along with yours.
As far as bear piss, I don't know what your talking about. If it's
BEER that you meant to say, I'll put up any Pacific Northwest
micro-brewery to that goat shit you poor sobs call beer.
Josh Crozier
>....Yet another Canadian gift to humanity.
Your point is not a particularly good one since your contry is
responsible for far worse crimes against humanity. Canada stands
out as a keeper of peace. Not an invader and a bully. Your country was
born through violence and you have kept the tradition. The United
States of America has caused such death and wanton violence since its
creation that I cannot fathom a good reason for its continued existence.
I would not mourn the break-up of your country.
>The sick be damned in Canada!
Actually.... no. AT least if they stay we give them the health care
they need.
JC
Gregory L Hammers
In article <31DE22...@MeatHead.Corp>,
Ronald McDonald <TheStup...@MeatHead.Corp> wrote:
>Hey bozo!
Who, me?
>maybe we did flood an area the size of France to sell you some
Fuck France. You heard it here first.
>electricity for your electric toothbrush, but that was just for kicks!
Most Americans don't own, let alone use, electric toothbrushes. How
fucking lazy do you think we are? Lessee now, $30 *US*... How much is
this in
Canadian these days? Oh, and that's BEFORE *GST*. Can you say "cross the
border shopper"? Sure you can!
>Wait 'till we flood your stupid country so we can sell it back to the
>indians. I'm sure they will not be the only one thanking us for such a
^^^^^^^
Which ones? American or Canadian? "Oh, Canaduh, (sic), my and **NATIVE**
land..." Explain the "native" thing you Kan'tknuckleheads got going.
Yours in REALITY,
Greg
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jcro...@uoguelph.ca (Josh Crozier) wrote:
>
>
>>....Yet another Canadian gift to humanity.
>
>Your point is not a particularly good one since your contry is
>responsible for far worse crimes against humanity. Canada stands
>out as a keeper of peace.
> JC
>
Not a good point? Because other crimes have been committed by other
nations that exonerates you?
Typical underhanded canuck logic.
You stand out as a keeper of peace by selling nukes to the chinese?
More of the same. The world is beginning to figure you fuckers out.
Some of my associates are currently working on a text entitled 'CANADA
THE EVIL EMPIRE' which is designed to illustrate to the globe the
insidious nature of your nation. The warmongering, the tyranny, the
crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
all these years.
But as your country falls to pieces, the truth comes out. I, for one,
am going to enjoy watching you fuckers crash and burn.
See You In Hell Canuck,
Unknown Poster
Steve Rey <Stev...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>Fl...@comp.net wrote:
>>"Have you heard of Japan you yankee fuck (from a pround CANADIAN) p.s. atleast our bear doesn't taste like piss water!"<
>How do you drink a "Bear"?
Glad you asked, Steve! Here are instructions for drinking a bear:
1. Find a bear. A little bear is better. (A big bear is bad).
2. Get the bear drunk. You can do this by feeding it weak American
beer, but it will take all week. Use Molsons instead. The bear
will be on his ass in an hour.
3. Using a lumberjack (Americans can use a come-along), roll the bear
over on his back.
4. CENSORED BY THE CDA POLICE.
5. CENSORED BY THE CDA POLICE.
6. Roll the bear back over and add coffee to the enema bag.
7. CENSORED BY THE CDA POLICE.
8. Run like hell when the coffee takes effect.
I hope this was informative and educational, Steve.
The Unknown Poster..........
~~we now return you to your regularly scheduled life~~
Mark Collette
> You stand out as a keeper of peace by selling nukes to the chinese?
> More of the same. The world is beginning to figure you fuckers out.
There is a difference between selling nukes & weapons grade plutonium,
and selling nuclear reactors for the purpose of creating electricity.
Nuclear missiles and nuclear power plants use totally different grades of
plutonium, so by supplying the Chinese with Cando (or is it Candoo?)
reactors, were are not selling nukes to the Chinese. Try learning the
facts before letting your petty ignorance take over, sending you into a
panic.
> Some of my associates are currently working on a text entitled 'CANADA
> THE EVIL EMPIRE' which is designed to illustrate to the globe the
> insidious nature of your nation. The warmongering, the tyranny, the
> crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
> all these years.
A text or a pamphlet? If you ever compare Canadian history to Merkan
history you'll find out that there is NO comparison.
> But as your country falls to pieces, the truth comes out. I, for one,
> am going to enjoy watching you fuckers crash and burn.
Quebec will never separate before the U.S. crumbles into anarchy.
> See You In Hell Canuck,
Sorry, I'm not going to visit the States in the near future.
> Don't like my attitude?....tough fucking shit
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's humorous to meet someone
with an opinion so deranged, stupid, and ignorant.
Mack Daddy ( Canadian )
Mark Collette
> > Canadian these days? Oh, and that's BEFORE *GST*. Can you say "cross the
> > border shopper"? Sure you can!
And you have no taxes?
> > Which ones? American or Canadian? "Oh, Canaduh, (sic), my and **NATIVE**
> > land..." Explain the "native" thing you Kan'tknuckleheads got going.
It's our native land in a figurative sense. Most Canadians are immigrants
from other countries who prefer Canada so much that they think of
themselves as Candians, not, for example, African Americans.
> Ask a Chippewa Indian how happy he is with Canada. Seems a short time
> ago they had an armed standoff with the Canadian government. Drop your
> holier than thou attitudes,You've put your Indians in reservations, just
> like the US.
You didn't put your Natives in reservations. You exterminated them, then
put whatever was left over in reservations.
Mack Daddy
Mark A. Wheeler
In <Pine.SUN.3.90.960707...@a.stu.athabascau.ca> Mark
Collette <mcol...@stu.athabascau.ca> writes:
>
What do you call it when a Non-american seals his lips on an American
rectum, the American farts and the Non-american inhales deeply?
A bung hit (try it, it might improve your vision).
Mark
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Obviously you know nothing about the 'Decline of ş ź
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the American Empire'. If you Yanks took your heads ź
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out of your asses and took a good look around you ź
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might learn a thing or two. Might is not always u ź
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right! The Vietnamese taught you that.ot always u ź
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The USA was born in a lie - Had nothing to do with ź
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taxes, just an excuse to dishonour treaties with h ź
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the Amerindians. Washington et al owned land ith h ź
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companies that had their eye on Indian lands in h ź
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upstate New York.d their eye on Indian lands in h ź
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Civil War had nothing to do with slavery (JFK n h ź
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freed the slaves). The Confederate States had all ź
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the power and wealth. Europe recognized this and ź
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Parliament 6 months befor you invaded Canada. By a ź
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controlled all of Michigan, Ohio and the Illonois ź
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territories.ll of Michigan, Ohio and the Illonois ź
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own battleship the 'Maine' in Havana harbour to ź
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start the war. Bobby Kennedy admitted this during ź
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crisis. A country that claims that it fought its ź
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war of independence because it didn't believe in ź
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colonialism had no business seizing Cuba and in ź
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running it as a neo-colony. seizing Cuba and in ź
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years. The next 100 are worse. Sinking the 120 ź
¨
Lucitania to get into the war. Lying about Cuba ź
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(Castro had settled claims with all Canadians, ź
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of Americans). Then your Government forbid US ds ź
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citizens to seek compensation so they could S ds ź
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perpetuate the lie. Castro keeps saying "Bring us ź
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your claims and we'll settle", but then you'd have ź
¨
to come clean, not an easy thing to do when 3 have ź
¨
generations have been living this one lie.n 3 have ź
¨
Vietnam and the Gulf War lies could fill an entire ź
¨
book.am and the Gulf War lies could fill an entire ź
¨
This is not just some rambling. These facts are re ź
¨
out there for you to see for yourself. Buy a book, ź
¨
watch the news, ask for info under the freedom of ź
¨
information (the FBI will open a file on you just ź
¨
for asking about sensitive information),get an st ź
¨
education, and just plain think about it for n st ź
¨
change.on, and just plain think about it for n st ź
¨
You do not live in as free of a nation as you st ź
¨
think you do! Just think about it and you'll come ź
¨
to understand. Your conditioning has been going on ź
¨
for 220 years and is not an easy thing to going on ź
¨
overcome.ears and is not an easy thing to going on ź
¨
Who am I? An American/Canadian citizen who chose n ź
¨
to help his country in Vietnam and now chooses to ź
¨
live in Canada.ntry in Vietnam and now chooses to ź
¨
It is no mistake that the UN chooses Canada as the ź
¨
best country in the world to live in year after he ź
¨
year.country in the world to live in year after he ź
¨
Go get a life and shed your ignorance. You'll feel ź
¨
a great deal better about yourself.ce. You'll feel ź
¨
Paul Dobbs
Lotuslander wrote:
>
> Canuck wrote:
> >
> > >Canada is a worthless little piece of shit iceberg that is lucky to be
> > allowed to exist
> > >to the north of the US.
Snip Snip...
Canada, aside from mentioned larger size, water source, and power source for the US,
just simply has a freindlier people to it - ask around the world, and you will find in
most any country that Canadians are very much respected by other nations. We open our
doors to those in need. I even know of SOME US citizens having said, when abroad, that
they are Canadians rather than Americans because they felt they would get better
treatment from the locals.
Andrew Eidsness
Gahre wrote:
> Some of my associates are currently working on a text entitled 'CANADA
> THE EVIL EMPIRE' which is designed to illustrate to the globe the
> insidious nature of your nation. The warmongering, the tyranny, the
> crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
> all these years.
Actually I saw a documentary "The Canadian Conspiracy" a few years ago,
explaining how Canada has been systematically taking over key institutions
in the States over the past 40 years...I don't know who the film maker
was but think its Canadian produced, you might want to check it out for
research.
The Green Card, for example, is a part of this infiltration, it was named
after the alleged boss of this infiltration Lorne Greene. No kidding...I
saw it on TV so it must be true, and if you put it into your text, it will
be even more true, right?
The film claims that the entertainment industry was the first and still
largest target. By controlling your leasure we hope to control your
country. Think about that next time you see Paul Shaffer, or Dan Ackroyd,
they aren't there just for laughs, eh.
I saw one of the jokers that wants to run your country saying he wanted to
build a wall similar to the Great Wall of China along the 49th...its a nice
gesture, but according to the film, it is much too late for that.
-Andrew
Gee
In article <31DFDB...@mail.north.net>, werb...@mail.north.net says...
>
>Obviously you know nothing about the 'Decline of €º ¼
>¨
>the American Empire'. If you Yanks took your heads ¼
>¨
>out of your asses and took a good look around you ¼
>¨
>might learn a thing or two. Might is not always u ¼
>¨
>right! The Vietnamese taught you that.ot always u ¼
>¨
>
>The USA was born in a lie - Had nothing to do with ¼
>¨
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>¨
>the Amerindians. Washington et al owned land ith h ¼
>¨
>companies that had their eye on Indian lands in h ¼
>¨
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>
>Civil War had nothing to do with slavery (JFK n h ¼
>¨
>freed the slaves). The Confederate States had all ¼
>¨
>the power and wealth. Europe recognized this and ¼
>¨
>were courting the South and setting up embassies. ¼
>¨
>
>War of 1812! Your excuse was the habit the British ¼
>¨
>Navy had of 'Impressing Americans into Service', a ¼
>¨
>practise that was outlawed by the British vice', a ¼
>¨
>Parliament 6 months befor you invaded Canada. By a ¼
>¨
>the war the US surrendered on the condition the we ¼
>¨
>disarm HMS St. Lawrence. This one ship had more we ¼
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>fire power than the entire combined US fleet on we ¼
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>the Great Lakes. We captured Ft. Detroit and most ¼
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>of your Navy on the Lakes,Burned the White House ¼
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>and kicked you ass at the Battle of Queenston se ¼
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>Heights. Within a short time of your attempted e ¼
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>invasion Sir Isaac Brock, General of our forces ¼
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>controlled all of Michigan, Ohio and the Illonois ¼
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>territories.ll of Michigan, Ohio and the Illonois ¼
>¨
>
>Spanish American War, another lie. You sank your ¼
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>own battleship the 'Maine' in Havana harbour to ¼
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>start the war. Bobby Kennedy admitted this during ¼
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>a high level meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff ¼
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>during the Cuban Missle crisis. This was aired by ¼
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>American TV during the 30th anniversary of this y ¼
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>crisis. A country that claims that it fought its ¼
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>war of independence because it didn't believe in ¼
>¨
>colonialism had no business seizing Cuba and in ¼
>¨
>running it as a neo-colony. seizing Cuba and in ¼
>¨
>
>These are only the major lies of your first 120 ¼
>¨
>years. The next 100 are worse. Sinking the 120 ¼
>¨
>Lucitania to get into the war. Lying about Cuba ¼
>¨
>(Castro had settled claims with all Canadians, ¼
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>British, Spanish, Germans, Italians and hundreds ¼
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>of Americans). Then your Government forbid US ds ¼
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>citizens to seek compensation so they could S ds ¼
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>perpetuate the lie. Castro keeps saying "Bring us ¼
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>your claims and we'll settle", but then you'd have ¼
>¨
>to come clean, not an easy thing to do when 3 have ¼
>¨
>generations have been living this one lie.n 3 have ¼
>¨
>
>Vietnam and the Gulf War lies could fill an entire ¼
>¨
>book.am and the Gulf War lies could fill an entire ¼
>¨
>
>This is not just some rambling. These facts are re ¼
>¨
>out there for you to see for yourself. Buy a book, ¼
>¨
>watch the news, ask for info under the freedom of ¼
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>information (the FBI will open a file on you just ¼
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>for asking about sensitive information),get an st ¼
>¨
>education, and just plain think about it for n st ¼
>¨
>change.on, and just plain think about it for n st ¼
>¨
>
>You do not live in as free of a nation as you st ¼
>¨
>think you do! Just think about it and you'll come ¼
>¨
>to understand. Your conditioning has been going on ¼
>¨
>for 220 years and is not an easy thing to going on ¼
>¨
>overcome.ears and is not an easy thing to going on ¼
>¨
>
>Who am I? An American/Canadian citizen who chose n ¼
>¨
>to help his country in Vietnam and now chooses to ¼
>¨
>live in Canada.ntry in Vietnam and now chooses to ¼
>¨
>
>It is no mistake that the UN chooses Canada as the ¼
>¨
>best country in the world to live in year after he ¼
>¨
>year.country in the world to live in year after he ¼
>¨
>
>Go get a life and shed your ignorance. You'll feel ¼
>¨
>a great deal better about yourself.ce. You'll feel ¼
>¨
i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not leave
this great nation because of it. If Canada is so great how come so many come
here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too long
perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the future
Mark A. Wheeler
In <4rn3dm$m...@ccshst05.uoguelph.ca> jcro...@uoguelph.ca (Josh
Crozier) writes:
> Your country was
>born through violence and you have kept the tradition. The United
>States of America has caused such death and wanton violence since its
>creation that I cannot fathom a good reason for its continued
existence.
>I would not mourn the break-up of your country.
Britian was 'settled' by various war like tribes of northern and
central europe (Saxons, Vikings, Celts, etc.,), not to mention the
Romans. Americans are war like creatures that are very capable of
dealing with any other earthly tribe(s) (witness the Soviets, Japs and
Nazi's). Canucks seem to have lost their testicles somewhere along the
path (how Anglo of them).
I would not mourn the American annexation of Canada.
--
________________________________________________________
Mark A. Wheeler (wheeler.@ix.netcom.com)
________________________________________________________
If I told you then you'd know
Interloper wrote:
: Sam Jimmy <Fl...@comp.net> wrote:
: Yes, we Americans have heard of Japan. After smashing their asses in
: WW2, we poured hundreds of millions of dollars into their
: infrastructure to help create what they are today, and we proudly
: continue to babysit their asses, along with yours.
And that's why they own a lot of your country. Open your eyes, you dumb
shit.
: BEER that you meant to say, I'll put up any Pacific Northwest
: micro-brewery to that goat shit you poor sobs call beer.
Let's see... Your average alcohol content is what, 2, 3%? That's a LIGHT
beer in Canada. We know how to make a REAL brew. 5, 6%. But then again,
I'd take a Guiness any day.
--
|~\ |~||~||~| /~| you always were the one to show me how
| \| || || |/ | back then i couldn't do the things that i can do now
| |\ || || /| | this thing is slowly taking me apart
|_| \_||_||_/ |_| grey would be the colour if i had a heart
dia...@io.org i just want something i can never have
Toronto, Canada
Larry Jeselon
On Sun, 07 Jul 1996 08:52:25 GMT, gaa...@super.zippo.com (Gahre)
wrote:
>Some of my associates are currently working on a text entitled 'CANADA
>THE EVIL EMPIRE' which is designed to illustrate to the globe the
>insidious nature of your nation. The warmongering, the tyranny, the
>crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
>all these years.
Is this guy really that stupid? Even for an American he seems quite
off the deep end.
Larry Jeselon (ljes...@ccinet.ab.ca)
Edmonton Gamers Guild (The E.G.G. Heads)
Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA
"If it doesn't fit force it, If it breaks it needs replacing anyhow."
Graham Bullers
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Gregory L Hammers (seaw...@pitt.edu) wrote:
: In article <31DE22...@MeatHead.Corp>,
: Ronald McDonald <TheStup...@MeatHead.Corp> wrote:
: >Hey bozo!
: Who, me?
: >maybe we did flood an area the size of France to sell you some
: Fuck France. You heard it here first.
: >electricity for your electric toothbrush, but that was just for kicks!
: Most Americans don't own, let alone use, electric toothbrushes. How
: fucking lazy do you think we are? Lessee now, $30 *US*... How much is
: this in
: Canadian these days? Oh, and that's BEFORE *GST*. Can you say "cross the
: border shopper"? Sure you can!
: >Wait 'till we flood your stupid country so we can sell it back to the
: >indians. I'm sure they will not be the only one thanking us for such a
: ^^^^^^^
: Which ones? American or Canadian? "Oh, Canaduh, (sic), my and **NATIVE**
: land..." Explain the "native" thing you Kan'tknuckleheads got going.
: Yours in REALITY,
: Greg
: --
: ******************************************************************************
: There are very few personal problems that can't be solved by a suitable
: application of high explosives.
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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.The courage
to change the things I can.And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=I had to kill because they pissed me off=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Texas Tom
In article <31e1bff7...@132.185.134.46>, jone...@wales.bbc.co.uk
(Huw Jones) wrote:
> Hmm. Mae'n debyg fod gyda ni bach o broblem fan hyn. Fydde'n ni'n dweud fod
> y dyn BACH yn tipyn bach o hwryn.
Translation: "It's not easy being Welsh. You spend all year picking coal
for the fucking English at 16 pence and hour, and then the one time you
can cut loose is at an Eisteddfod, an event that has all of the appeal of
a Methodist missionary meeting. I think if I hear "Men of Harlech" one
more time I will vomit."
>
> Paid a fod mor ffol dyn bach. I chi ddim tamaid gwell na unrhyw un arall.
Translation: "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy will suck cock for a bucket of coal."
Texas ap Tom
Gahre
Mark Collette <mcol...@stu.athabascau.ca> wrote:
>
>
>> You stand out as a keeper of peace by selling nukes to the chinese?
>> More of the same. The world is beginning to figure you fuckers out.
>There is a difference between selling nukes & weapons grade plutonium,
>and selling nuclear reactors for the purpose of creating electricity.
>Nuclear missiles and nuclear power plants use totally different grades of
>plutonium, so by supplying the Chinese with Cando (or is it Candoo?)
>reactors, were are not selling nukes to the Chinese. Try learning the
>facts before letting your petty ignorance take over, sending you into a
>panic.
And you believe all this Kandu is harmless shit? Why because because
your lying, backstabbing government tells it to you? Oh no this
material may be highly radioactive, but it could never be concentrated
and used in any type of nuclear weapon. MY ASS! That whole Kandu
story was made up to so that profiteering ol' Canada could sell their
components of mass destruction abroad. And you assholes bought it..
hook, line, and sinker.
>> Some of my associates are currently working on a text entitled 'CANADA
>> THE EVIL EMPIRE' which is designed to illustrate to the globe the
>> insidious nature of your nation. The warmongering, the tyranny, the
>> crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
>> all these years.
>A text or a pamphlet? If you ever compare Canadian history to Merkan
>history you'll find out that there is NO comparison.
>
No, there is no comparison. American history is filled with bravery,
patriotism, and ambition. Canadian history is filled with cowardice
and deceit.
>> But as your country falls to pieces, the truth comes out. I, for one,
>> am going to enjoy watching you fuckers crash and burn.
>Quebec will never separate before the U.S. crumbles into anarchy.
>
>> See You In Hell Canuck,
>Sorry, I'm not going to visit the States in the near future.
>
>> Don't like my attitude?....tough fucking shit
>Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's humorous to meet someone
>with an opinion so deranged, stupid, and ignorant.
>
>Mack Daddy ( Canadian )
>
And I find it humorous to see someone so willing to take it up the ass
from their own government. You must like it or something, that's all
I can figure.
Gahre
"That Which Has No Substance Enters Where There Is No Space"
Lao Tsu_ a long fucking time ago
"Don't Like My Attitude?....Tough Fucking Shit"
Gahre Latrole_ present day
Yona Hirshberg
> >THE EVIL EMPIRE' which is designed to illustrate to the globe the
> >insidious nature of your nation. The warmongering, the tyranny, the
> >crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
> >all these years.
>
> off the deep end.
>
> Larry Jeselon (ljes...@ccinet.ab.ca)
> Edmonton Gamers Guild (The E.G.G. Heads)
> Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA
>
> "If it doesn't fit force it, If it breaks it needs replacing anyhow."
Is this guy whacked or something?!?! I never thought americans were
THAT stupid....
Eyal Lenchner (lenc...@tor.hookup.net)
Toronto, Ontario, CANADA
Hans Blom
nice waste of bandwidth, congrats
sucker!
The Kenny
> i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not leave
> this great nation because of it. If Canada is so great how come so many come
> here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too long
> perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the future
Most Canadians who are admitted into US hospitals were vacationing when
the got hurt (or shot more likly). And what's this about "looking to the
future?" All I see in the US future is the growing of national debt,
downgrading of military and government services followed by social and
economic decline. Great future.
some body
a hand full of inexperianced american colonial solders kicked the shit ou
of the royal british army who had better weapons and a mighty government
to back them. i guess that says somthing about sissy ass brittish fag
solders.
by the way, it sure seems most of your royalty is coming to the US these
days. i guess they are tired of sissy brittish fags.
Interloper
Can...@heaven.canada (Canuck) wrote:
>90 percent of the fresh water on the face of the earth is in Canada, but thats okay because
>90 percent of the arseholes in the world are in the U.S..
As you pricks cheerfully pour 10 million gallons of raw sewage per day
into the Straight of Juan de Fuca, contaminating fish and shell fish
and your own beaches.
....Pissed in Seattle....
Huw Jones
>
>As far as you European morons are concerned, for a country that's just celebrating it's
>220th birthday, it sure seems that we've come a pretty damn long way in not much time.
>You can take your decaying buildings, potholed-two-foot-wide streets, and back-ass
>standards of living, and shove them up your ass. Quit reminiscing about your "glorious
>pasts" and "rich cultures" becuase your times are all long gone. This is the brink of
>the 21st century, and the dynasty will be American. We're bigger, faster, stronger,
>and better, and we could kick your ass off the planet in minutes if we felt like it.
>The scoreboard does not lie.
Hmm. Mae'n debyg fod gyda ni bach o broblem fan hyn. Fydde'n ni'n dweud fod
y dyn BACH yn tipyn bach o hwryn.
220 years. The only reason that you seem to have come so far in so little
time is that (and think about it carefully) the source of all your knowledge
and technology comes from Europe.
Anyway what does it matter.
What language do you use.
Paid a fod mor ffol dyn bach. I chi ddim tamaid gwell na unrhyw un arall.
Do you have short hair by any chance - very short hair?
Arf! I don't really think that you'd want to lick my ass. For one I haven't
got a donkey, or if you are referring to my brown starfish, I would warn you
to keep well away. Having consumed a Chicken Phall Curry last night, I would
recommend that the last thing you do with my bottom is to lick it.
Cheers ta.
Try having a drink.
Tension is very bad for you.
Hwyl
Gahre
You are just serving to prove my point. You are acting as your
government's little cover-up pawn, and you don't even realize it. Why
do you think canadians "appear" so nice and friendly anyways? Because
the lot of you are fucking brainwashed, THAT'S WHY! Common sense
should tell you than any group of people as obsequious and docile as
canadians MUST be brainwashed. They brainwash you with from the day
you are born and keep you pacified with beer for the rest of your
lives. You bastards are in for a really rude awakening- that's all I
have to say.
Dan Gabella
>On Sun, 07 Jul 1996 08:52:25 GMT, gaa...@super.zippo.com (Gahre)
>wrote:
>
>
>>Some of my associates are currently working on a text entitled 'CANADA
>>THE EVIL EMPIRE' which is designed to illustrate to the globe the
>>insidious nature of your nation. The warmongering, the tyranny, the
>>crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
>>all these years.
>
>Is this guy really that stupid? Even for an American he seems quite
>off the deep end.
>
>
>Larry Jeselon (ljes...@ccinet.ab.ca)
>Edmonton Gamers Guild (The E.G.G. Heads)
>Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA
>
>"If it doesn't fit force it, If it breaks it needs replacing anyhow."
Maybe with tounge in cheek? :-)
Gregory L Hammers
In article <31E1E6...@magi.com>, The Kenny <jaso...@magi.com> wrote:
>> i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not leave
>> this great nation because of it.
I'll drink with you *anytime*.
>Most Canadians who are admitted into US hospitals were vacationing when
>the got hurt (or shot more likly).
What? Yet *another* Canadian spending their DOLLARS (sic) here in the
good ol' U. S. of fucking A! Christ! You Canadians shoulda stuck to
"pounds" instead of *stealing* the very idea of the **US** "dollar". You
Canadians ain't nothing more more than a bunch of half-assed Brits (and
Frogs) and you can't even do that right.
>All I see in the US future is the growing of national debt,
>downgrading of military and government services followed by social and
>economic decline. Great future.
And Canada is to be emulated? You guys are doing a bang up job there up
north. How many Americans do you know who are "cross the border
shoppers"? I admit that I bought a computer in Winnipeg, but the *US*
dollar exchange rate made it attractive. Point is Americans shopping in
Canada are ZILCH.
And are you guys worried that the US military is "downsizing"? Worried
that your free ride on American coattails is over? Figures you socialist
fucks would raise a cry and hue over that. No wonder you panty-waists
sided with England; didn't have the wherewithall to do it on your own.
Kent
Why doesn't somebody make a new newsgroup for this shit?
It is in all the WRONG places.
Graham Bullers
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Steve Rey (Stev...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: Fl...@comp.net wrote:
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: How do you drink a "Bear"?
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Happy hunting
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Mark Collette (mcol...@stu.athabascau.ca) wrote:
: > > Canadian these days? Oh, and that's BEFORE *GST*. Can you say "cross the
: > > border shopper"? Sure you can!
: And you have no taxes?
: > > Which ones? American or Canadian? "Oh, Canaduh, (sic), my and **NATIVE**
: > > land..." Explain the "native" thing you Kan'tknuckleheads got going.
: It's our native land in a figurative sense. Most Canadians are immigrants
: from other countries who prefer Canada so much that they think of
: themselves as Candians, not, for example, African Americans.
: > Ask a Chippewa Indian how happy he is with Canada. Seems a short time
: > ago they had an armed standoff with the Canadian government. Drop your
: > holier than thou attitudes,You've put your Indians in reservations, just
: > like the US.
: You didn't put your Natives in reservations. You exterminated them, then
: put whatever was left over in reservations.
: Mack Daddy
--
Carma
In article <31df78fc...@snews2.zippo.com>, gaa...@super.zippo.com
says...
>
>jcro...@uoguelph.ca (Josh Crozier) wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>>....Yet another Canadian gift to humanity.
>>
>>Your point is not a particularly good one since your contry is
>>responsible for far worse crimes against humanity. Canada stands
>>out as a keeper of peace.
>> JC
>>
>Not a good point? Because other crimes have been committed by other
>nations that exonerates you?
>
>Typical underhanded canuck logic.
>
>You stand out as a keeper of peace by selling nukes to the chinese?
>More of the same. The world is beginning to figure you fuckers out.
>
>THE EVIL EMPIRE'
enthralled with our country that you actually studied it. How naive of me.
Now why don't you get a copy of Behold A Pale Horse, read it, then see how
much flag waving you do.
which is designed
Designed? As in created, fabricated, planned or conceived??
to illustrate to the globe the
>insidious nature of your nation.
OOOOH, we sound evil.
The warmongering, the tyranny, the
>crimes against humanity- and how you've managed to cover them up for
>all these years.
Yes, we invade under the cloak of darkness, act out our perniciousness, and
leave by dawn. We figured we could get away with it longer, but darn, your
associates discovered our devious actions. Oh well, back to the drawing
board.
Sounds like we are alot smarter than the US, if we got way with it all these
years. So why do you keep referring to us a dumb canucks?
>
>But as your country falls to pieces, the truth comes out. I, for one,
>am going to enjoy watching you fuckers crash and burn.
>
>See You In Hell Canuck,
Oh sainted one, you don't mean YOU'LL be there, do you???
>
>
>Gahre
>
>"That Which Has No Substance Enters Where There Is No Space"
>Lao Tsu a long fucking time ago
Isha Lipovsky
In article <31E1E6...@magi.com>, jaso...@magi.com says...
>
>> i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not
leave
>> this great nation because of it. If Canada is so great how come so
many come
>> here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too
long
>> perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the future
>
when
the
>economic decline. Great future.
G
lot...@canternet.net
In article <31DDF2...@internetics.com>, Lotuslander <lotus...@internetics.com> says:
>of the electricity he uses comes from Quebec...
Hey assfuck, I'd also bet that much of the U.S. oil comes from Alberta
eh? Well, fellow canadiens, it's not our fault that some Americans can
be such assholes...
Danny Aldham
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Gregory L Hammers (seaw...@pitt.edu) wrote:
: And are you guys worried that the US military is "downsizing"? Worried
: that your free ride on American coattails is over? Figures you socialist
: fucks would raise a cry and hue over that. No wonder you panty-waists
: sided with England; didn't have the wherewithall to do it on your own.
Canada was fighting in both the 1st & 2nd World Wars long before the Yanks.
And Canada fought with the US in Korea. Last time Canada & the US went
toe-to-toe, we came down and burned your WhiteHouse to the ground.
(American schools seem to forget to teach this, don't they.)
Get a grip.
Danny Aldham
Alex
Since this is a crosspost to a joke newsgroup (and many others) I'm going to
reply with a joke:
What's the difference between a bowling ball and a Canadian woman?
If things get really rough you can eat a bowling ball!Since this is a crosspost
to a joke newsgroup (and many others) I'm going to reply with a joke:
What's the difference between a bowling ball and a Canadian woman?
If things get really rough you can eat a bowling ball!
Bob
Canuck wrote:
> Check out a map one day and you might be surprised to learn that this
> little shit iceberg as you call it dwarfs the United States..
Yeah, with a population density of 1 person per 50 square miles.
Look into
> the Canadian US relationship a little further ignoramus and you might be
> surprised at what the US gets from Canada.. It shouldnt be long now
> before you've contaminated what little drinking water you have left and
> are begging for another handout from us Canucks .. 90 percent of the
> fresh water on the face of the earth is in Canada, but thats okay because
> 90 percent of the arseholes in the world are in the U.S..
Ok, that's one example. I could write a book on what you hard-ons get
from us Americans.
Bob
Lotuslander wrote:
> Well, that true about the water, eh? Also remember that the
> Los Angeles Times, the San Francisco Examiner are printed on B.C.
> Canadian paper. And where does some of the electric power for California
> Oregon and Washington come from. B.C., eh?
>
> If this pisspot's from the Eastern U.S., I'd bet a 100 loonies that some
> of the electricity he uses comes from Quebec...
Hey, I didn't know Canada had electricity. Electricity, I do believe that
this is yet another thing that the Americans have discovered...
Ray Richards
That was merely a proposition that didn't go through, of course. (I'd also get
out of the glass house re: Native issues before I begin to throw stones)
In article <31de2c2e...@snews2.zippo.com>, gaa...@super.zippo.com says...
>
>Lotuslander <lotus...@internetics.com> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>If this pisspot's from the Eastern U.S., I'd bet a 100 loonies that some
>>of the electricity he uses comes from Quebec...
>
>Yeah, didn't Quebec-hydro flood an area the size of france, destroying
>all the wildlife and displacing thousands of Native Americans off
>their native land just so they could sell power to the US? I'm glad
>canucks are such environmentally conscious humanitarians.
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Texas Tom (hdmi...@minerva.cis.yale.edu) wrote:
: In article <31e1bff7...@132.185.134.46>, jone...@wales.bbc.co.uk
: (Huw Jones) wrote:
: > Hmm. Mae'n debyg fod gyda ni bach o broblem fan hyn. Fydde'n ni'n dweud fod
: > y dyn BACH yn tipyn bach o hwryn.
: Translation: "It's not easy being Welsh. You spend all year picking coal
: for the fucking English at 16 pence and hour, and then the one time you
: can cut loose is at an Eisteddfod, an event that has all of the appeal of
: a Methodist missionary meeting. I think if I hear "Men of Harlech" one
: more time I will vomit."
: >
: > Paid a fod mor ffol dyn bach. I chi ddim tamaid gwell na unrhyw un arall.
: Translation: "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy will suck cock for a bucket of coal."
: Texas ap Tom
Mark A. Wheeler
>Last time Canada & the US went
>toe-to-toe, we came down and burned your WhiteHouse to the ground.
>(American schools seem to forget to teach this, don't they.)
>Get a grip.
>
>Danny Aldham
The war of 1812 involved the Americans and Brits. Bowing to their
queen doesn't make it your war. Next time you feel compelled to burn
the whitehouse make sure Bill and Hillary are inside.
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Gregory L Hammers (seaw...@pitt.edu) wrote:
: In article <31E1E6...@magi.com>, The Kenny <jaso...@magi.com> wrote:
: >> i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not leave
: >> this great nation because of it.
: I'll drink with you *anytime*.
: >Most Canadians who are admitted into US hospitals were vacationing when
: >the got hurt (or shot more likly).
: What? Yet *another* Canadian spending their DOLLARS (sic) here in the
: good ol' U. S. of fucking A! Christ! You Canadians shoulda stuck to
: "pounds" instead of *stealing* the very idea of the **US** "dollar". You
: Canadians ain't nothing more more than a bunch of half-assed Brits (and
: Frogs) and you can't even do that right.
: >All I see in the US future is the growing of national debt,
: >downgrading of military and government services followed by social and
: >economic decline. Great future.
: And Canada is to be emulated? You guys are doing a bang up job there up
: north. How many Americans do you know who are "cross the border
: shoppers"? I admit that I bought a computer in Winnipeg, but the *US*
: dollar exchange rate made it attractive. Point is Americans shopping in
: Canada are ZILCH.
: And are you guys worried that the US military is "downsizing"? Worried
: that your free ride on American coattails is over? Figures you socialist
: fucks would raise a cry and hue over that. No wonder you panty-waists
: sided with England; didn't have the wherewithall to do it on your own.
: --
: ******************************************************************************
: There are very few personal problems that can't be solved by a suitable
: application of high explosives.
Graham Bullers
Texas Tom
> Last time Canada & the US went toe-to-toe, we came down and burned your
WhiteHouse to the ground. (American schools seem to forget to teach this,
don't they.)
> Get a grip.
>
> Danny Aldham
Danny-boy, What the fuck has Canada done THIS CENTURY about the rise of
American cultural hegemony and military power? I mean except stand by and
wring its hands like a woman. The Canadians spend all of their time
talking about the fucking War of 1812, and how they "burned Washington,
nyah, nyah". Here's a clue, you maple-syurp-licking, hog-fucking asshole,
it was the British who burned Washington, the Canadians were merely along
for ride, hoping to get south for the winter. Hell, you Canadians might
as well be the French, the way you spend all of your time bragging about a
single military victory from the distant past. The French, except for
when they were led by a woman, haven't won a war in this fucking
millennium. Just think, in a little over 800 more years you Canucks will
have them beat. (Although I seriously doubt the Frogs will have won
another war by then. Damn, looks like Canada comes in second again. Of
course, that could probably be the Canadian national motto.)
Military-wise, for the past 100 years, the Canadians have been the
British butt-boys, doing all of the heavy lifting with the other colonials
troops, so the English Tommies can enjoy life on the Homefront. Every
time the Limeys have needed another bunch of fresh corpses for the
European trenches they send for Canadian take-out (take-away for you Limey
types). And Canada, Oh Canada, obliges with another regiment of oafish
Alberta farmboys eager to get out of the wide-open, freezing spaces of the
praire, and into some nice, warm, cozy graves in Flanders Field. You boys
are being played for saps (maple saps, I should say). Of course, your
lameass, ill-thought-out, typically Canadian response will be "Fuck you
Texas Tom, we're part of the British Commonwealth. That means that when
England goes to war, we follow. Oh yeah, and we burned the White House,
nyah, nyah." Name one benefit you get from being in the Commonwealth that
can compensate you for the deaths of tens of thousands of Canadians under
typically incompetent British military command (except for frequent visits
from the syphilitic English royals).
Hellfire, as a people, as a race, you Canadians are pathetic. Grow
some testicles. Tell the Limeys to get stuffed next time they try to sell
you a bridge in London. If Quebec ever does manage to leave Canada the
rest of you people are fucked. The French-Canadians may be a bunch of
loud-mouthed, Frog-speaking, poutain-slurping, obnoxious assholes, but at
least they got a collective spine, and their own set of cojones. Take
Quebec out of the Canadian national mix, and the rest of the country falls
down into the northern equivelent of Jello; jiggling and dancing whichever
way the English wind blows. "What's that you say Mr. Prime Minister Major
(or Blair or whoever)? You want us Quebec-less Canadians to storm up onto
the beaches of Hong Kong and retake the place from the billion-man Chinese
Red Army? And you say the British troops will be right behind us in the
next batch of boats? Well, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! We're there, eh."
If Canada could ever learn to stop sticking its nose up the English
national ass, it might turn into a real country.
Texas Tom.
-j0sh-
If I told you then you'd know wrote:
> Interloper wrote:
> : Sam Jimmy <Fl...@comp.net> wrote:
> : Yes, we Americans have heard of Japan. After smashing their asses in
> And that's why they own a lot of your country. Open your eyes, you dumb
> : BEER that you meant to say, I'll put up any Pacific Northwest
> Let's see... Your average alcohol content is what, 2, 3%? That's a LIGHT
wow...this is just amazing...anyone wanna wager on how long this thread will
last?...
anyways, i was just really sick of the topic, so i thought i would change things up
a bit...SPAM on...
Gahre
Alex <za...@alpha2.csd.uwm.edu> wrote:
>Since this is a crosspost to a joke newsgroup (and many others) I'm going to
>reply with a joke:
>What's the difference between a bowling ball and a Canadian woman?
>
>If things get really rough you can eat a bowling ball!
Here's another one. This is so funny, Hahahahahahahhahhahahahahah.
You canucks are gonna shit your pants when you (hahahaha) hear this...
Ok, here (hahahahahahahahah) it is...
What hahahahahhaha, excuse me, I'll start over..hahahahah
Ok,
What do you call 10,000 canadians gathered in a stadium waiting for a
hockey game to start?
hehehe
A: A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES
Wait, wait here's another one!!
What do you call a 10,000 canucks gathered in a stadium at the end of
a hockey game?
A: A BUNCH OF DRUNK ASSHOLES!
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Gahre
"That Which Has No Substance Enters Where There Is No Space"
J. Williams
On Fri, 5 Jul 1996, Steve DeGarmo wrote:
> As far as you European morons are concerned, for a country that's just celebrating it's
> 220th birthday, it sure seems that we've come a pretty damn long way in not much time.
> You can take your decaying buildings, potholed-two-foot-wide streets, and back-ass
> standards of living, and shove them up your ass. Quit reminiscing about your "glorious
> pasts" and "rich cultures" becuase your times are all long gone. This is the brink of
> the 21st century, and the dynasty will be American. We're bigger, faster, stronger,
> and better, and we could kick your ass off the planet in minutes if we felt like it.
> The scoreboard does not lie.
"...bigger faster, stronger and better..."
So was Rome. Where is the Roman Empire today?
Noel
In article <4rubqf$6...@loki.express.ca>, is...@express.ca says...
>leave
>many come
>>> here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too
>long
>>> perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the future
>>
>when
>the
>>economic decline. Great future.
>
>
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If thats a joke my friend you should maybe spend more time bowling and
less time with the american women...
Tom Beam
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You rec.humor folks are exceedingly hilarious in your ineptitude.
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Gahre wrote:
> And I find it humorous to see someone so willing to take it up the ass
> from their own government. You must like it or something, that's all
> I can figure.
>
> Gahre
You make me laugh. You don't even know *when* you're getting
fucked by your Government. I think you've ben in the States too
long.
As far as selling nukes goes, buddy, go buy yourself a copy of
popular science and learn what you're talking about. Three Mile
Island was a near disaster caused by 'good old American know
how'. The Candu reactors have never had a track record as bad as
that. Americans - do it. Canadians - do it right.
The Unbeliever
MISCHA MANLEY
Learn to #$&%ing spell you yankee dip shit
On Fri, 5 Jul 1996, Sam Jimmy wrote:
> Steve DeGarmo wrote:
> >
> > Ricola wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <Pine.SOL.3.93.960629...@icarus.cc.uic.edu>,
> > > jfo...@uic.edu says...
> > > >
> > > >Why do canadians feel a constant need to validate their existence to
> > > >americans? The only time we even think about Canada is when you guys
> > > start
> > > >whining and demand a response.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Exactly. Yet I think they were pissed about that acid rain thing so
> > > they made us use daytime running lights on cars. Speaking of, I want a
> > > little explanation about that crap. Since when did that whining country
> > > start building cars. The only idiots I know that want to drive during
> > > the day with their lights on. All you canuks should beat the hell out
> > > of the law makers that wanted that one. Next time we want your avdice
> > > on car making and "safety" we'll beat it out of you. Just keep giving us
> > > hockey players and women like Shania and Jewel and shut the hell up.
> > >
> > > PS. What war? You canadians would be too busy complaining to fight any
> > > war.
> >
> > Canada is a worthless little piece of shit iceberg that is lucky to be allowed to exist
> > to the north of the US. Thanks for sending all of your hockey TEAMS south, let alone
> > your players.
> >
> > As far as you European morons are concerned, for a country that's just celebrating it's
> > 220th birthday, it sure seems that we've come a pretty damn long way in not much time.
> > You can take your decaying buildings, potholed-two-foot-wide streets, and back-ass
> > standards of living, and shove them up your ass. Quit reminiscing about your "glorious
> > pasts" and "rich cultures" becuase your times are all long gone. This is the brink of
> > the 21st century, and the dynasty will be American. We're bigger, faster, stronger,
> > and better, and we could kick your ass off the planet in minutes if we felt like it.
> > The scoreboard does not lie.
Mark A. Wheeler
Graham Bullers
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Mark A. Wheeler (wheeler.@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: In <4rupvs$3...@milo.vcn.bc.ca> dan...@vcn.bc.ca (Danny Aldham) writes:
: >Last time Canada & the US went
: >toe-to-toe, we came down and burned your WhiteHouse to the ground.
: >(American schools seem to forget to teach this, don't they.)
: >Get a grip.
: >
: >Danny Aldham
: The war of 1812 involved the Americans and Brits. Bowing to their
: queen doesn't make it your war. Next time you feel compelled to burn
: the whitehouse make sure Bill and Hillary are inside.
: --
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>
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>
> even the SPAM that people complain about isn't as bad as all this
> cross-posting to non-pertinent groups. I would have loved to have just
> limited my posted of this whole thread to the alt.tasteless.jokes group
> but then you probably wouldn't get to read my bitching and this useless
> drivel probably doesn't fit their FAQ either.
>
> THINK ABOUT IT! Its your Internet also -- why continue to screw it up?
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>
> : Fl...@comp.net wrote:
>
> : >"Have you heard of Japan you yankee fuck (from a pround CANADIAN) p.s. atleast our bear doesn't taste like piss water!"<
>
> : How do you drink a "Bear"?
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> Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.The courage
> to change the things I can.And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people
Megatherion
Bob <b...@gnn.com> wrote:
>Hey, I didn't know Canada had electricity. Electricity, I do believe that
>this is yet another thing that the Americans have discovered...
Sorry dickhead, one American (apparently) `discovered' electricity,
not Americans as a collective.
Just like an ignorant yank to take the credit for what others have
done.
Megatherion
Thor
In article <DuB1oL.1Es...@torfree.net>, ab...@torfree.net (Graham Bullers) says:
>
>
>
>
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>
>: In article <31E1E6...@magi.com>, The Kenny <jaso...@magi.com> wrote:
>: >> i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not leave
>: >> this great nation because of it.
>
>
>
>: good ol' U. S. of fucking A! Christ! You Canadians shoulda stuck to
>: "pounds" instead of *stealing* the very idea of the **US** "dollar". You
>: Canadians ain't nothing more more than a bunch of half-assed Brits (and
>: Frogs) and you can't even do that right.
>
>: >economic decline. Great future.
>
>: north. How many Americans do you know who are "cross the border
>: shoppers"? I admit that I bought a computer in Winnipeg, but the *US*
>: dollar exchange rate made it attractive. Point is Americans shopping in
>: Canada are ZILCH.
>
>: And are you guys worried that the US military is "downsizing"? Worried
>: that your free ride on American coattails is over? Figures you socialist
>: fucks would raise a cry and hue over that. No wonder you panty-waists
>: sided with England; didn't have the wherewithall to do it on your own.
>: --
>: ******************************************************************************
>: There are very few personal problems that can't be solved by a suitable
>: application of high explosives.
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>Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.The courage
>to change the things I can.And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=I had to kill because they pissed me off=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>All americans are are a bunch of fucking whining pussies who think they're
>so fucking powerful but in reality they're just a bunch of packing bums
>that live in shit filled ghettos!
Robin Lavallée
Bob <b...@gnn.com> wrote:
>Hey, I didn't know Canada had electricity. Electricity, I do believe that
>this is yet another thing that the Americans have discovered...
HAHAHAHAAHHA You're a lamer. Electricity was discovered by every
nation at about the same time... way before American. And also, if
Canada decided to shut down his electricity exportation then U.S.A.
will really be in the dark. Quebec produces more electricity than the
whole U.S.A.
Gary S. McKenzie
On Mon, 8 Jul 1996 Interloper@.MISSING-HOST-NAME. wrote:
> Can...@heaven.canada (Canuck) wrote:
>
> >90 percent of the fresh water on the face of the earth is in Canada, but thats okay because
> >90 percent of the arseholes in the world are in the U.S..
>
> As you pricks cheerfully pour 10 million gallons of raw sewage per day
> into the Straight of Juan de Fuca, contaminating fish and shell fish
> and your own beaches.
>
> ....Pissed in Seattle....
>
>
>
>
Funny how if I recall a Professor of mine here in Canada was called by
you war mongers to look at the possibility of using bacterium to eat the
radio-active nuclides(at hanford Washington)- sound familar- that are the
result of your idiotic nuclear arsenal,that is in fact leaking into the
aquafier that feeds the interior of the Province of BC. As well
Yankee shit for brains the fucking forests here in the PRovince of
Ontario (and freshwater lakes) are acidified from your
polluting Ohio Valley. If you want to talk pollution look at the filth of
your large cities. Open your eyes Yankee and be objective, maybe before
you get an opinion you should get a brain.
Later
P.S. You can kiss my Maple Leaf
Graham Bullers
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Steve Rey (Stev...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: Gregory L Hammers wrote:
: >
: > In article <31DE22...@MeatHead.Corp>,
: > Most Americans don't own, let alone use, electric toothbrushes. How
: > fucking lazy do you think we are? Lessee now, $30 *US*... How much is
: > this in
: > Canadian these days? Oh, and that's BEFORE *GST*. Can you say "cross the
: > border shopper"? Sure you can!
: Bargain Days are here...
: One American Dollar is worth 1.33 Canadian Dollars.
: > >Wait 'till we flood your stupid country so we can sell it back to the
: > >indians. I'm sure they will not be the only one thanking us for such a
: > ^^^^^^^
: > Which ones? American or Canadian? "Oh, Canaduh, (sic), my and **NATIVE**
: > land..." Explain the "native" thing you Kan'tknuckleheads got going.
: Ask a Chippewa Indian how happy he is with Canada. Seems a short time
: ago they had an armed standoff with the Canadian government. Drop your
: holier than thou attitudes,You've put your Indians in reservations, just
: like the US.
Tim McGuire
On Mon, 8 Jul 1996, The Kenny wrote:
> > i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not leave
> > this great nation because of it. If Canada is so great how come so many come
> > here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too long
> > perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the future
>
> Most Canadians who are admitted into US hospitals were vacationing when
> the got hurt (or shot more likly). And what's this about "looking to the
> future?" All I see in the US future is the growing of national debt,
> downgrading of military and government services followed by social and
> economic decline. Great future.
Gee, even if we did downgrade our military we could still kick your sorry
ass off the planet. Who saved the world's asses in World War 2?? For that
matter, in Korea or Desert Storm??? Stop whining about your "old-world
cultures" and get with the program. The time is now. If you want to lay
back and reminisce about when France, Spain, Germany, and England were the
world's leaders, do so while we beat your asses in everything (sports,
military, etc...). It's plain to see the AMERICA is far in the lead going
into the 21st century. And if you want to argue about, argue all you want,
but we're just going to leave you in the dust.
Tim McGuire
Who's talking about the neo-colonies??? Are you from England??? I sure
hope not. The rest of your colonies got their independence in the sixties
(i.e. India) and while they were doing it, you were using your tanks to
kill peaceful protesters (i.e. Ghandi). BTW, if you kicked our ass so hard
in the War of 1812, how come WE WON!?!?!?!?!
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HOWL
Next time don't eat the crotch area !!
Howl
fuc...@asshole.com
Dear who...@started.this.thread.com: FUCK YOU!!!!! you are a FUCKING MORON for
starting this thread in these newsgroups!
eunet.jokes, alt.2600, alt.2600.warez, alt.warez, alt.binaries.pictures.girls,
alt.sex.pictures.female, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female,
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica, alt.binaries.warez.mac.req,
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female,
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.masturbation, alt.sex, alt.sex.stories,
alt.sex.stories.incest, alt.sex.stories.hetero, alt.binaries
BTW - I actually TRIMMED the headers, not like most of you.
no...@uniserve.com (Noel) quoted, but did not add anything:
>In article <4rubqf$6...@loki.express.ca>, is...@express.ca says...
>>In article <31E1E6...@magi.com>, jaso...@magi.com SPAMs...
>>>>i 2 survid in vitnam and sal tings i didn licke butt i wood not leev
>>>>this grate nashon beckuz ov it.
What great nation?? (or should I say "grate nashon"?) The USA is the sorriest
excuse for a country the world has ever known! The only reason why every other
country hasn't repossessed this country for taking too long to pay the national
debt is because this country would probably blow everybody up with nuclear bombs!
I'd like to see what happens to the US when they dismantle those warheads (well,
technically they're not bombs)! I hope I will have moved out by then, because I
don't want to be here when this country goes to Hell! (Oops! I forgot! This
country *IS* Hell!!!!)
>>>>If Canada is so great how come so many come here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too
>>>>long perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the future
>>>Most Canadians who are admitted into US hospitals were vacationing when
>>>the got hurt (or shot more likely). And what's this about "looking to the
Mark A. Wheeler
In <Pine.NEB.3.93.960711...@nimbus.superior.net> Tim
McGuire <tmcg...@superior.net> writes:
>
>On Mon, 8 Jul 1996, The Kenny wrote:
>
>> > i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would
not leave
so many come
>> > here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too
long
>> > perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the
future
>>
>> Most Canadians who are admitted into US hospitals were vacationing
when
to the
>> future?" All I see in the US future is the growing of national
debt,
>> downgrading of military and government services followed by social
and
>> economic decline. Great future.
>
sorry
>ass off the planet. Who saved the world's asses in World War 2?? For
that
>matter, in Korea or Desert Storm??? Stop whining about your "old-world
>cultures" and get with the program. The time is now. If you want to
lay
>back and reminisce about when France, Spain, Germany, and England were
the
>world's leaders, do so while we beat your asses in everything (sports,
>military, etc...). It's plain to see the AMERICA is far in the lead
going
>into the 21st century. And if you want to argue about, argue all you
want,
>but we're just going to leave you in the dust.
>
Ross Perot for top A(ss) H(ole)!!
1996 way to go!!
(inappropriate headers trimmed - as it seems the dweebs won't).
Mark A. Wheeler
Speedwagon
I thought that was Peter Pan, or are they the same?
headers trimmed
chris cadieux
Bob <b...@gnn.com> wrote:
>Lotuslander wrote:
>
>> Well, that true about the water, eh? Also remember that the
>> Los Angeles Times, the San Francisco Examiner are printed on B.C.
>> Canadian paper. And where does some of the electric power for California
>> Oregon and Washington come from. B.C., eh?
>>
>> If this pisspot's from the Eastern U.S., I'd bet a 100 loonies that some
>> of the electricity he uses comes from Quebec...
>Hey, I didn't know Canada had electricity. Electricity, I do believe that
>this is yet another thing that the Americans have discovered...
Electricity was discovered a long time before USA by people like Volta
in Italy buddy. Want to talk inventions Canada came up with basketball
and we suck at it. So it seems if you can perfect something you will
be recognized for it. Sorry I got have to go my Igloo is pretty cold
right now . derr!!!!
Kanu
I'm just a cave man who slipped on some ice and was later unthawed
-Saturday Night
Lasse Olsen
Tim McGuire wrote:
>
> On Mon, 8 Jul 1996, The Kenny wrote:
>
> > > i to served in vietnam and saw things i didn't like but i would not leave
> > > this great nation because of it. If Canada is so great how come so many come
> > > here for medical care???? The socialized medical care taking too long
> > > perhaps??? as for spouting history....u need to look to the future
> >
> > Most Canadians who are admitted into US hospitals were vacationing when
> > the got hurt (or shot more likly). And what's this about "looking to the
> > future?" All I see in the US future is the growing of national debt,
> > downgrading of military and government services followed by social and
> > economic decline. Great future.
>
> Gee, even if we did downgrade our military we could still kick your sorry
> ass off the planet. Who saved the world's asses in World War 2?? For that
> matter, in Korea or Desert Storm??? Stop whining about your "old-world
> cultures" and get with the program. The time is now. If you want to lay
> back and reminisce about when France, Spain, Germany, and England were the
> world's leaders, do so while we beat your asses in everything (sports,
> military, etc...). It's plain to see the AMERICA is far in the lead going
> into the 21st century. And if you want to argue about, argue all you want,
> but we're just going to leave you in the dust.
With the rate you americans are killing yourself off I'd be
supprised if there was any of you left on the brink of the
21st century. :)
Cheers...
Chris
Hello wrote:
>
> In article <4qv5mc$4...@news.inc.net>, t...@ecnet.com (Tim) wrote:
> >In article <DtLwM...@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.ATTGIS.COM>,
> > tjo...@pelican.com wrote:
> >>*** <an62...@anon.penet.fi> wrote:
> >>
> >>> While we are on the subject of crap-shit Americans, in case you did
> >>>> not notice US women are real dog shit
> >>
> >>So why is Baywatch the number one TV show worldwide? Because all you
> >>jerks are drooling over our American siliconized babes.
> >
> >And when it comes right down to it, the US Armed forces would kick all of your
> >asses, it has been proven over and over.
>
> Like in Vietnam.
Sorry but in Vietnam America fought an invisable enemy. They were
farmers in the day and by night they were the enemy.
If it wasnt for AMERICANS CANADA would have no tourism! We fish and buy
your piece of shit things. No one in the world WOULD go to Your
country! If it wanst fo rthe BRITISH! CANADA would be part of the United
States along time ago. We could have used it to put nuclear waste. By
the way YOUR country is probely one of the safest in the world! It is
next the Good old USA and no one fucks with us!!!!!!
cap...@iamerica.net
It is the Micro-Chip and Internet that make this argument possible...
Hmmm... Were those invented in Canada? Or, any other country than the
Good Ol' U.S.A. eh....?
And next time you turn on a light instead of lighting a kerosene lamp...
Thank good ol' "yankee ingeniuity"...
For that matter... Stay home and go to your own hospitals... But, do not take
any medications or allow any procedures that were developed here, to be
performed on you... After all, you would not want to "taint" that wonderful
attitude of yours that results from your basic inferiority complex...
For pity sake, all you people who stand outside the greatest nation ever
known and cast stones while reaping the rewards of technology and
innovations that were and are developed here, are simply displaying your
small mindedness... Which, by the way, is why you could never survive in
a society such as ours... Our nation thrives on the entrepreneurial spirit,
expansive thinking, freedom of thought & expression, and good old
competition .
Thus, perhaps until you have actually accomplished somthing substancial
in your life, you will continue to apply the balm of false pride to your
sense of low self esteem.
Business
I have
just one
more word
to add:
OLYMPICS
Watch them
and see
the U.S.A.
DOMINATE
yet
another
Olympiad.
If I
remember
right, the
last time
a Canadian
won an
event(Johnson
in the
100M
dash{I
think that
was his
name}) he
lost his
gold
because he
was caught
using
enhancing
drugs......Hmmmm.
Nunya@m.f
My are you a dumb bastard....Basketball was
invented by Dr. James Naismith in 1891 in
SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS. He did it as a way to
keep his rugby teams in shape during the long
snowy, cold winter in the northeast. Try and get
a clue before you post some stupid message saying
how your gay little country invented something.
You did get one thing right...You do REALLY SUCK
at the sport.
drkhorse
In article <31E5EB...@postoffice.ptd.net>, lo...@postoffice.ptd.net
says...
Your ignorance is astounding, how is that people so blatently moronic manage
to survive in todays society. You have no idea what your talking about. No
one's country is safe, and certainly Americans are worse off than any other
country in the world today. Polical strife and animosity from all other
nations who feel repressed by American intervention would be better off
without. The American government is like the bully down the street, they only
do it cause they can. Never mind that it is only their own interests that they
are fighting for. There is no Democracy, wake up!