White Slave Trade to be RENEWED ??!?
everything's gone green
In less than three years, hate on the Internet has exploded. A revealing
article from the *Telegram and Sun* said the battle will be fought in Burma,
Indonesia, Siam, Malaya and Singapore. "There is a potential to reach
millions," the article reported. Words cannot adequately describe it - this
means that the Dallas Police Department withheld relevent information from
the Warren Commission. You have to remember that God works in mysterious
ways. He again chipped his teeth with a screwdriver and feigned additional
injuries. Bracing her feet against a nearby wall, she struggled as Oswald
ran around naked playing the tambourine outside their apartment whenever she
sold petrified dinosaur feces for more than five dollars a chunk.
Do you think Christ didn't know what He was talking about when He came in
the flesh?
hellpo...@my-dejanews.com
Dunno about Jesus, but I sure have a whopping big bruise on my forehead.
Who threw the coprolite and did "Bob" wait around for it to solidify
before he sold it to the shooter? Only Ruby's therapists know for sure.
HellPope Huey, Radio Doktor, SynthMeister,
'Righter, Bonked In the Head With A Dino Turd
& Dobbster since 1981
"aS CrAzY aS yOu & tWiCe aS dAnGeRoUS wItHouT MeDiCaTioN"
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Brandon J. Freels
everything's gone green wrote in message <3723...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>...
Tobias Hagen
>
> In less than three years, hate on the Internet has exploded. A revealing
> article from the *Telegram and Sun* said the battle will be fought in Burma,
> Indonesia, Siam, Malaya and Singapore. "There is a potential to reach
> millions," the article reported. Words cannot adequately describe it - this
> means that the Dallas Police Department withheld relevent information from
> the Warren Commission. You have to remember that God works in mysterious
> ways. He again chipped his teeth with a screwdriver and feigned additional
> injuries. Bracing her feet against a nearby wall, she struggled as Oswald
> ran around naked playing the tambourine outside their apartment whenever she
> sold petrified dinosaur feces for more than five dollars a chunk.
> Do you think Christ didn't know what He was talking about when He came in
> the flesh?
Stop crossposting to alt.drugs.psychedelics, please. It's really
annoying.
P.S.: Bitte beachten Sie die Hinweise auf der Rueckseite dieser Mail!
Diese Nachricht besteht zu 100 % aus chlorfrei gebleichten, FCKW-freien,
wiederverwendbaren, geschmacksneutralen und nicht genmanipulierten Bits.
Marc Lachance
"Menschenhandel" company. I sure could use a new slave or 2 around the house.
Anybody want to swap slaves for the week? Mine are slighty mildewed, but
otherwise in fine working order...
--
/\ Marc Lachance -><-
/<>\ (J) 1999 or thereabouts. Possibly.
/____\ Due to a severe mixup, the Fnords have been Argwuffled.
Dave F.
>
> Somehow I was hoping that this was a piece of Spam(tm) from some startup
> "Menschenhandel" company. I sure could use a new slave or 2 around the house.
>
> Anybody want to swap slaves for the week? Mine are slighty mildewed, but
> otherwise in fine working order...
do your slaves play parcheesi?
St. Alicia Eris Daughter
Marc Lachance wrote in message <7g13kj$n9f$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>Somehow I was hoping that this was a piece of Spam(tm) from some startup
>"Menschenhandel" company. I sure could use a new slave or 2 around the
house.
>
>Anybody want to swap slaves for the week? Mine are slighty mildewed, but
>otherwise in fine working order...
>
>
> /\ Marc Lachance -><-
> /<>\ (J) 1999 or thereabouts. Possibly.
>/____\ Due to a severe mixup, the Fnords have been Argwuffled.
>
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Whistles out the window from her Tower Cell,
Get your asses up here this cooking tastes like hell!!
Poof three New Slaves!!!
St. Alicia ErisDaughter in Bondage
JPenguin
"St. Alicia Eris Daughter" <raving...@riot.grrrl.com> wrote:
>
<snip of some interesting facts> Once again the persons of black and brown
skin are oppressed by the *man*. The last bastion of our dignity is stripped
away as one of the few remaing items of our noble heritage is usurped by the
white devil. White slaves indeed! What an absurd concept! I plan on
contacting the US Federal Government. I am sure that they will soon pass a
law preventing this sort of thing from occuring. They will probbly bomb
someone as well. We will not be undone and retail our rights to be the only
slaves. And, in recalling the words from that famous negro spiritual "dem
bones, dem bones, dem dry bones...".
--
Regards,
JPenguin
Be a penguin - <http://www.neaq.org/learn/bap/>
- You won't regret it!
everything's gone green
Brandon J. Freels <fre...@teleport.com> in
messagenews:RvNU2.57863$A6.28...@news1.teleport.com, foamed at the mouth
...
: SHUT UP! AND GET OUT OF alt.surrealism, godboy!!!
hmmm...
Nyah - nyah - na - nyah - nyah!
Make me, ya sawed off little fascist.
Haw haw haw!
BTW, there's a rumor going around that Brandon is a newsgroup isolationist
(or at least a xenophobe) and hasn't a clue as to what surrealism is.
What is surrealism, Brandon?
:
: everything's gone green wrote in message <3723...@dnews.tpgi.com.au>...
: >
: >
: > In less than three years, hate on the Internet has exploded. A revealing
: >
: >
: >
: >
: >
:
:
Dale Houstman
>
>
> BTW, there's a rumor going around that Brandon is a newsgroup isolationist
> (or at least a xenophobe) and hasn't a clue as to what surrealism is.
I doubt there is a rumor, since you appear to be enamored of lying to
achieve small effects. But, if there is one it is a stupid one, and your
job (as a supposedly thinking human being?) is to filter out the trash
and get to some essentials before it is too late.
> What is surrealism, Brandon?
The question here is why he (or anyone) should answer you when it
is obvious you don't want to know? At any rate, the answer has been
circulating (through the usual murk thrown up by you bottom-feeders)
for some time now, and your ignorance on the point either reveals
you to be an idiot, or a purposeful mook. I suspect it to be a bit of
both.
There is a rumor going around that you are an empty shirt, and that
explains why you can't push your own buttons.
Oh, and screw your religiosity to a cross and may it never rise again.
DMH
>
hellpo...@my-dejanews.com
JPenguin <jpen...@my-dejanews.com> wrote:
> In article <EK1V2.25316$134.2...@tor-nn1.netcom.ca>,
> "St. Alicia Eris Daughter" <raving...@riot.grrrl.com> wrote:
> >
> <snip of some interesting facts> Once again the persons of black and brown
> skin are oppressed by the *man*. The last bastion of our dignity is stripped
> away as one of the few remaing items of our noble heritage is usurped by the
> white devil. White slaves indeed! What an absurd concept! I plan on
> contacting the US Federal Government. I am sure that they will soon pass a
> law preventing this sort of thing from occuring. They will probbly bomb
> someone as well. We will not be undone and retail our rights to be the only
> slaves. And, in recalling the words from that famous negro spiritual "dem
> bones, dem bones, dem dry bones...".
> JPenguin
Hate to burst yer bubbles, but we's ALL been slaves since WAY back
when! Paid yer %$#@! taxes or tried a new flavor of Human Chow snack
food after being mesmerized by 7,004 showings of the computer-animated
promo? Right.
Just because you can't readily SEE that number in your hand & forehead
doesn't mean the Xist/Satan conglom bar code isn't THERE.
I lost the last of my "traditional" free will when I bought my first
"Spawn" action figure for the top o' my monitor.
Only "Bob" keeps us from becoming complete spirochetes. And even HE is
only successful part of the time...
HellPope Huey, Radio Doktor, SynthMeister,
'Righter, Frop-Tester, Owner of WAY Too Many Plastic Aliens
& Dobbster since 1981
"aS CrAzY aS yOu & tWiCe aS dAnGeRoUS wItHouT MeDiCaTioN"
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König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
As opposed to a stuffed-shirt that pushes his own buttons?
Neither one sounds like much of a bargain.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
I liked the part about the 'purposeful mook' though.
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
> "König Preuße, GmbH" wrote:
> >
>
> > As opposed to a stuffed-shirt that pushes his own buttons?
> >
> > Neither one sounds like much of a bargain.
>
> You don't have to worry, as no one here is asking you to purchase
> anything.
> You see, we've found out that all your coins are counterfeit.
>
> DMH
I was assured that these are indeed real wooden nickels!
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >
>
> > I liked the part about the 'purposeful mook' though.
>
> That's because animals are easily hypnotized by their own reflections...
Mooky Blaylock doesn't think so.
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
> "König Preuße, GmbH" wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > I was assured that these are indeed real wooden nickels!
>
> Bored neatly from your frontal lobes, no doubt.
>
> DMH
Hand-carved from loblolly pine with an adz.
everything's gone green
Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote in message
news:3724CF65...@gte.net...
: everything's gone green wrote:
: >
: >
: > BTW, there's a rumor going around that Brandon is a newsgroup
isolationist
: > (or at least a xenophobe) and hasn't a clue as to what surrealism is.
:
: I doubt there is a rumor, since you appear to be enamored of lying to
: achieve small effects.
Yes, very much so. And either you are Brandon, or his Mommy (who must love
him ever so much).
:
: But, if there is one it is a stupid one,
:
I bow to your expertise in all things stupid.
:
: and your job
:
My job? I'm a tightrope walker. Heh heh.
:
: (as a supposedly thinking human being?)
:
PKB!! <snicker>
:
: is to filter out the trash and get to some essentials before it is too
late.
:
No shit Sherlock. I am an individual of great warmth and stature. I am full
of adventure and my courage and concern for my fellow man holds no bounds.
:
:
: > What is surrealism, Brandon?
:
: The question here is why he (or anyone) should answer you when it
: is obvious you don't want to know?
In my personal experience, so evident has been my supreme intelligence, that
I have seen the answer come instantaneously, but it probably WASN'T a flying
saucer.
:
: At any rate, the answer has been circulating
:
Yes it has! And it is the coming Kingdom of GOD!
:
: (through the usual murk thrown up by you bottom-feeders)
: for some time now,
:
I don't forgive myself. Only my critics and my victims can forgive me....
:o)
:
: and your ignorance on the point either reveals
: you to be an idiot, or a purposeful mook. I suspect it to be a bit of
: both.
I agree, I think it's a major breakthrough. In fact, according to the
doctors, this had never happened before in history.
:
: There is a rumor going around that you are an empty shirt, and that
: explains why you can't push your own buttons.
There is a nagging fear in the back of my mind that you have popsicle sticks
up your nose, gray socks on your hands, and are wearing a yellow manilla
envelope as some sort of makeshift hat. I started listening to you, Brandon
and the 'others' and I felt like, ..."God this is pathetic."
You see, God has already begun to intervene *in the weather*!
:
: Oh, and screw your religiosity to a cross and may it never rise again.
:
Hmm. It looks like the exact right item was found and blown.
The means by which the Old Testament patriarchs received knowledge of God is
not homogeneous. God sometimes seems to contact men through a vision in a
dream during sleep as with Abimelech, or a man may go into something like a
trance or deep sleep as did Abraham, or as in this case, ... God making
Himself known to you through *this very* Usenet posting.
So get to know God by talking with the US Army personnel who delivered the
alien bodies to "he who embodies the full meaning of Scientology."
The winds of freedom are blowing, and they're blowing your way, sweet-tits.
:
: DMH
: >
Oh and BTW - You CAN'T hide from GOD, bucko!
sincerely, Thunderclap Newman
Brandon J. Freels
a newsgroup isolationist (or at least a xenophobe)."
Brandon: "I would simply like to keep the topics relevant to Surrealism."
everything's gone green wrote: "What is surrealism, Brandon?"
Brandon: "Surrealism is the mind set free from all the artificial
obligations and repressive devices of civilization, such as logic, religion,
nationalism, etc."
Dale Houstman
The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
> I liked the part about the 'purposeful mook' though.
That's because animals are easily hypnotized by their own reflections...
DMH
Dale Houstman
Capt. Meat
Dale Houstman
Dale Houstman
>
>
> Hand-carved from loblolly pine with an adz.
And you took your hands off your lollipop long enough to
accomplish this? Amazing...
DMH
ian hammond
Cans and Jars) wrote:
>König Preuße, GmbH <bbom...@erols.com> wrote:
>
>> Dale Houstman wrote:
>>
>> > everything's gone green wrote:
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > BTW, there's a rumor going around that Brandon is a newsgroup isolationist
>> > > (or at least a xenophobe) and hasn't a clue as to what surrealism is.
>> >
>> > I doubt there is a rumor, since you appear to be enamored of lying to
>> > achieve small effects. But, if there is one it is a stupid one, and your
>> > job (as a supposedly thinking human being?) is to filter out the trash
>> > and get to some essentials before it is too late.
>> >
>> > > What is surrealism, Brandon?
>> >
>> > The question here is why he (or anyone) should answer you when it
>> > is obvious you don't want to know? At any rate, the answer has been
>> > circulating (through the usual murk thrown up by you bottom-feeders)
>> > for some time now, and your ignorance on the point either reveals
>> > you to be an idiot, or a purposeful mook. I suspect it to be a bit of
>> > both.
>> >
>> > There is a rumor going around that you are an empty shirt, and that
>> > explains why you can't push your own buttons.
>> >
>>
>> As opposed to a stuffed-shirt that pushes his own buttons?
>>
>> Neither one sounds like much of a bargain.
>
>I liked the part about the 'purposeful mook' though.
Part III, in which Mook and Murk Go To Town.
--
ian
CDAAAH
everything's gone green wrote:
> The winds of freedom are blowing, and they're blowing your way, sweet-tits.
GIMMIE!!!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!
--
"The winds of freedom are blowing, and they're blowing your way, sweet-tits."
-everything's
gone green
(in alt.slack
4-26-99)
ian hammond
>Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>>
>>
>>> I liked the part about the 'purposeful mook' though.
>>
>>That's because animals are easily hypnotized by their own reflections...
>
>Not unlike Kentucky's finest...
Churchill did not say that!
--
ian
zog...@home.com
> Only "Bob" keeps us from becoming complete spirochetes. And even HE is
> only successful part of the time...
FOOL!!! Can't you see that this "Bob" of which you speak, is actually
Greyface, in a paltry disguise???
He will lead you down the path of false rightiousness!!! Abandon
Greyface now!
Zog the etc...
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
Ah! But it did take both hands to accomplish.
You are easily amazed. It was slight of hand?
AND your favorite flavor lollipop!
Dale Houstman
>
>
> You are easily amazed. It was slight of hand?
You are right, I should have known; everything you do is "slight."
(Info: "sleight" and "slight" come from different roots. "Sleight"
seems to
be associated with SLY.)
DMH
Marc Lachance
fos...@earthlink.net wrote:
> Marc Lachance wrote:
> >
> > Somehow I was hoping that this was a piece of Spam(tm) from some startup
> > "Menschenhandel" company. I sure could use a new slave or 2 around the house.
> >
> > Anybody want to swap slaves for the week? Mine are slighty mildewed, but
> > otherwise in fine working order...
>
>
No, they don't. They hardly pay for their upkeep. I mean, I could get
machines to do the work for less money. Maybe I'm being too kind to them.
I must admit, though, that they're more entertaining than machines. I just
can't bring myself to abuse them. That's what supposedly free folk are for...
--
/\ Marc Lachance -><-
/<>\ (K) 1999 or thereabouts. Possibly.
/____\ (I left out the witty reMarc. Oops!)
The Queen of Cans and Jars
that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
believe.
Capt. Meat
Nor did the Puppet Regime of Charlie McCarthy's tennis elbow.
capt. bergen
Capt. Meat
>Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>> > You are easily amazed. It was slight of hand?
>>
>>
>> You are right, I should have known; everything you do is "slight."
>>
>> (Info: "sleight" and "slight" come from different roots. "Sleight"
>> seems to be associated with SLY.)
>
>that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
>believe.
Like Johnson, Webster, Bierce, and Lovecraft.
capt. h.p.
the devil made me like it, inc.
Capt. Meat
>Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> >
>>
>> > I liked the part about the 'purposeful mook' though.
>>
>> That's because animals are easily hypnotized by their own reflections...
>
>Mooky Blaylock doesn't think so.
You won't see World B. Free saying, "The NBA is *still* spun spastic!"
capt. old
skool, inc.
Dale Houstman
The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
> that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
> believe.
right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
That'll
show those tyrants what for!
jeez...
Actually, lexicographers for the most part are a scholarly and
hard-working
bunch with not much in it but the love of language. Don't sound like
likely candidates for the Party to me, but I guess some people are
always
looking for Nazis under their beds? Here's hoping you never find a real
one, but can stick with those imaginary ones that tell you to go to the
bathroom on time. Damn bowel fascists!
DMH
DMH
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >
>
> > that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
> > believe.
>
> right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
> That'll show those tyrants what for!
Because that wouldn't be correct, Dale. That would spell, well, it
would spell 'potatoo igglethronx'.
And we all know that spelling counts.
König Preuße, GmbH
I would like a ship of the desert.
Would you like one hump or two?
Two humps, and cream. (from the drama dairy)
It was a short romance.
Floppy Fox
"=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Preu=DFe?=, GmbH" <bbom...@erols.com> wrote:
>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
>> Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
>>
>> > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> > >
>> >
>> > > that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
>> > > believe.
>> >
>> > right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
>> > That'll show those tyrants what for!
>>
>> Because that wouldn't be correct, Dale. That would spell, well, it
>> would spell 'potatoo igglethronx'.
>> And we all know that spelling counts.
>
> I would like a ship of the desert.
>
> Would you like one hump or two?
>
> Two humps, and cream. (from the drama dairy)
>
> It was a short romance.
Informative Bill Cosby booklet.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >
> > Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
> >
> > > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> > > > that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
> > > > believe.
> > >
> > > right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
> > > That'll show those tyrants what for!
> >
> > Because that wouldn't be correct, Dale.
>
> Well, little Queenie, neither is "slight." Glad you agree that there is
> a correct and an incorrect. Too bad you don't know exactly what those
> parameters are, but one step at a time.
which page are you on? it was a, you know, joke? obviously, i'm more
adroit at deception than i thought i was. potatoo igglethronx yourself,
sir!
König Preuße, GmbH
The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> Floppy Fox <Fli...@flappy.net> wrote:
>
> > In article <37265D20...@erols.com>,
> > "=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Preu=DFe?=, GmbH" <bbom...@erols.com> wrote:
> >
> > >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > >
> > >> Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > >> > >
> > >> >
> > >> > > that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
> > >> > > believe.
> > >> >
> > >> > right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
> > >> > That'll show those tyrants what for!
> > >>
> > >> Because that wouldn't be correct, Dale. That would spell, well, it
> > >> would spell 'potatoo igglethronx'.
> > >> And we all know that spelling counts.
> > >
> > > I would like a ship of the desert.
> > >
> > > Would you like one hump or two?
> > >
> > > Two humps, and cream. (from the drama dairy)
> > >
> > > It was a short romance.
> >
> > Informative Bill Cosby booklet.
>
> Everything here was bought at the same store!
And paid for with wooden nickels
Andrea Chen
> which page are you on? it was a, you know, joke? obviously, i'm more
> adroit at deception than i thought i was. potatoo igglethronx yourself,
> sir!
Hopefully this is true. The world needs more laughter. However it is
impossible to establish adroitness with Dale or any of the other 3
stooges (Barrett, Brandon.) These individuals are literal minded,
pretty much without imagination, unable to see contradiction and
governed by slogans. Failure to grasp the obvious is "normal" to them.
Many of us are trying to help them with this problem and we hope you
will continue.
If nothing else we might wrest the word "surrealism" from them and
imbibe it with some of it's original vision.
Ed Ryan
> Greyface, in a paltry disguise???
Really? And here I thought Greyface was the anti-bob...
Ed
Dale Houstman
The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
> Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
>
> > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > >
> >
> > > that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
> > > believe.
> >
> > right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
> > That'll show those tyrants what for!
>
> Because that wouldn't be correct, Dale.
Well, little Queenie, neither is "slight." Glad you agree that there is
a correct
and an incorrect. Too bad you don't know exactly what those parameters
are, but one step at a time.
DMH
"Slight of Face"
Marc Lachance
Whether J.R. Dobbs (commonly referred to as "Bob") Greyface or not is not the
problem here: Greyface was a mere mortal, as researchers at HOKuM have
discovered. The question is whether Greyface was the then-incarnation of
"Bob", anti-"Bob" or even Canadian "Bob".
The Curse of greyface is that he activated a latent tendency to take
everything too seriously in humans. We at HOKuM suspect that it was Zeus in a
pathetic attempt to curb the influences of Eris, Bacchus, Dionysos and the
other Party Gods. The SubGenius Foundation has its own views, but we're
neither sanctioned nor affiliated with that august society.
--
/\ Marc Lachance -><-
/<>\ (K) 1999 or thereabouts. Possibly.
/____\ There is no grey "Bob". He's all black and white.
David Tanstaafl
>
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >
>
> > that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
> > believe.
>
> right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
That would be *potatoe* igglethronx. Just ask Dan Quayle.
zog...@home.com
> Whether J.R. Dobbs (commonly referred to as "Bob") Greyface or not is not the
> problem here: Greyface was a mere mortal, as researchers at HOKuM have
> discovered. The question is whether Greyface was the then-incarnation of
> "Bob", anti-"Bob" or even Canadian "Bob".
>
Are you implying that Bob MacKenzie is Greyface??? What about Doug??
Zog the etc..., Y'hoser!
everything's gone green
Brandon J. Freels <fre...@teleport.com> wrote in message
news:TrbV2.59674$A6.29...@news1.teleport.com...
: everything's gone green wrote: "there's a rumor going around that Brandon
is
: a newsgroup isolationist (or at least a xenophobe)."
:
:
: Brandon: "I would simply like to keep the topics relevant to Surrealism."
:
: everything's gone green wrote: "What is surrealism, Brandon?"
:
: Brandon: "Surrealism is the mind set free from all the artificial
: obligations and repressive devices of civilization, such as logic,
religion,
: nationalism, etc."
:
Boy, she was right.
You sure can come up with some pretty catchy slogans.
The thing is, though - You STILL can't hide from God.
You pathetic poseur.
everything's gone green
Brandon J. Freels
---BJF
everything's gone green wrote: "You STILL can't hide from God. You pathetic
poseur."
Floppy Fox
In article <71OV2.62796$A6.30...@news1.teleport.com>, "Brandon J.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> >
> > which page are you on? it was a, you know, joke? obviously, i'm more
> > adroit at deception than i thought i was. potatoo igglethronx yourself,
> > sir!
>
>
> Hopefully this is true. The world needs more laughter. However it is
> impossible to establish adroitness with Dale or any of the other 3
> stooges (Barrett, Brandon.) These individuals are literal minded,
> pretty much without imagination, unable to see contradiction and
> governed by slogans. Failure to grasp the obvious is "normal" to them.
> Many of us are trying to help them with this problem and we hope you
> will continue.
how terribly, incredibly, monstrously, insanely sad for them.
i will watch out for them in the future and try not to take them as
seriously as they take themselves.
maybe they just need some new slogans?
Floppy Fox
<fallin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>> which page are you on? it was a, you know, joke? obviously, i'm more
>> adroit at deception than i thought i was. potatoo igglethronx yourself,
>> sir!
>
>
> Hopefully this is true. The world needs more laughter. However it is
>impossible to establish adroitness with Dale or any of the other 3
>stooges (Barrett, Brandon.) These individuals are literal minded,
>pretty much without imagination, unable to see contradiction and
>governed by slogans. Failure to grasp the obvious is "normal" to them.
>Many of us are trying to help them with this problem and we hope you
>will continue.
>
> If nothing else we might wrest the word "surrealism" from them and
>imbibe it with some of it's original vision.
Let's imbibe *something,* for crying out loud.
Marc Lachance
Take off, eh! Everybody knows that those two hosers are closet discordians!
Folks, I thought of it first, eh? It's like my idea, eh?
--
/\ Marc Lachance -><-
/<>\ (McK) 1999 or thereabouts. Possibly.
/____\ Find Enlightenment in beer and back bacon, eh!
Nick Wise
Can we imbibe crustaceans? That sounds like fun.
--
************
*
* Nick Wise <Lo...@FunGUs.GrOVe>
* http://personal.sdf.bellsouth.net/~headless
* Life sure is weird, but what else have I to know?
*
************
Nick Wise
>
> Yeah, like maybe THE NORTH POLE! HA HA HA HAAAA!
LUMP OF COAL
> In article <71OV2.62796$A6.30...@news1.teleport.com>, "Brandon J.
> Freels" <fre...@teleport.com> wrote:
>
> >Take your Santa Claus logic elsewhere.
> >---BJF
LUMP OF COAL
> >everything's gone green wrote: "You STILL can't hide from God. You pathetic
> >poseur."
LUMP OF COAL
zog...@home.com
> > Are you implying that Bob MacKenzie is Greyface??? What about Doug??
> >
> > Zog the etc..., Y'hoser!
> >
>
> Take off, eh! Everybody knows that those two hosers are closet discordians!
> Folks, I thought of it first, eh? It's like my idea, eh?
>
what're ya talking 'boot, eh? There's nothing closet 'boot those
Canucks, ya american water drinking hoser!
Eh, eh?
Zog the eh?
Dale Houstman
>
>
> You pathetic poseur.
Well, if this is true, you can't hide either, and from what I have
seen of your "commentary" no self-respecting God will want
to have much to do with you. I assume "he" has standards?
If "he" doesn't this entire conversation makes no sense. If
"he" does, you're in hot lake water.
DMH
P.S. The phrase "pathetic poseur" is tossed about so much
that it no longer means anything, and it certainly isn't
'object specific" anymore. The best you can do, you
gratuitous god-polyp?
ian hammond
Cans and Jars) wrote:
>Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> >
>>
>> > I liked the part about the 'purposeful mook' though.
>>
>> That's because animals are easily hypnotized by their own reflections...
>
>Mooky Blaylock doesn't think so.
Tell that to your Granny, Mook.
--
ian
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
Don't quit your day job.
König Preuße, GmbH
Floppy Fox wrote:
> In article <372672D3...@erols.com>,
> "=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Preu=DFe?=, GmbH" <bbom...@erols.com> wrote:
>
> >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >
> >> Floppy Fox <Fli...@flappy.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> > In article <37265D20...@erols.com>,
> >> > "=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Preu=DFe?=, GmbH" <bbom...@erols.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >> Dale Houstman <dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >> > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > >> > >
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > > that's what those fascists who write dictionaries would have you
> >> > >> > > believe.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > right... why not spell "sleight of hand" "potatoo igglethronx"?
> >> > >> > That'll show those tyrants what for!
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Because that wouldn't be correct, Dale. That would spell, well, it
> >> > >> would spell 'potatoo igglethronx'.
> >> > >> And we all know that spelling counts.
> >> > >
> >> > > I would like a ship of the desert.
> >> > >
> >> > > Would you like one hump or two?
> >> > >
> >> > > Two humps, and cream. (from the drama dairy)
> >> > >
> >> > > It was a short romance.
> >> >
> >> > Informative Bill Cosby booklet.
> >>
> >> Everything here was bought at the same store!
> >
> > And paid for with wooden nickels
>
> Is it that obvious??
I bit the coin to test its metal.
Dale Houstman
>
>>
> Don't quit your day job.
How about "get a clue" or "you loser" or some more of your immaculate
middle-school insults.
Don't drop your Nyquil. Cut the glue. You bathetic boozer.
DMH
Floppy Fox
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
Did you indeed *mean* bathetic, or is that a typo.
My middle-school experience was anything but immaculate,
and I will have nun of your popish buggery!
To paraphrase W. C. Fields, "I may be drunk but you are a sod!
In the morning, I will be sober, and you will STILL be a sod!"
I fie upon you, Sir!
Floppy Fox
<dale.h...@gte.net> wrote:
>"König Preuße, GmbH" wrote:
>>
>>>
>> Don't quit your day job.
>
> How about "get a clue" or "you loser" or some more of your immaculate
>middle-school insults.
>
> Don't drop your Nyquil. Cut the glue. You bathetic boozer.
Those are all liquids
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> Floppy Fox wrote:
> >
> > In article <3728E506...@gte.net>, Dale Houstman
> >
> > > Don't drop your Nyquil. Cut the glue. You bathetic boozer.
> >
> > Those are all liquids
>
> I see your nursery school "mix and match" exercises didn't go to
> waste.
And I see your junior high school snipe-o-rama attitude still lingers.
Dale Houstman
>
>
> Did you indeed *mean* bathetic, or is that a typo.
I meant bathysphere. I must have drank too much Nyquil.
>
> My middle-school experience was anything but immaculate,
> and I will have nun of your popish buggery!
>
Staying clean is a paupal perogative?
> To paraphrase W. C. Fields, "I may be drunk but you are a sod!
> In the morning, I will be sober, and you will STILL be a sod!"
>
Well, anyone who can paraphrase W. C. Fields can't be all bad;
but you may be the exception that proves the rule...
And with that a hearty handshake... Dank Bic...
DMH
Dale Houstman
>
> In article <3728E506...@gte.net>, Dale Houstman
>
> > Don't drop your Nyquil. Cut the glue. You bathetic boozer.
>
> Those are all liquids
I see your nursery school "mix and match" exercises didn't go to
waste.
DMH
ian hammond
Cans and Jars) wrote:
>And I see your junior high school snipe-o-rama attitude still lingers.
It wasn't me your Honour. I was possessed. It was Spike O'Ramsay who
spiked the office drinking water. I am completely aqualine.
--
ian
Nick Wise
>
> On Mon, 26 Apr 1999 18:29:24 -0800, mi...@thegrid.net (The Queen of
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> That's because animals are easily hypnotized by their own reflections...
> >
> >Mooky Blaylock doesn't think so.
>
> Tell that to your Granny, Mook.
>
Dale Houstman
The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
>
>
> And I see your junior high school snipe-o-rama attitude still lingers.
"Snipe-o-rama"? "I am rubber, you are glue..."
And you took time from hop-scotch to post that?
DMH
Nick Wise
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
> "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
>
> >Such is the Debutante Cotillion in East Bugtussle
>
> But how can you come out, when you haven't even learned to come?
>
> DMH
East Bugtussle Deb Stars don't come. It's unseamly.
St. Dave
zog...@home.com wrote in message <37283503...@home.com>...
As Canadians, we must take umbrage with this thread...we resemble, er,
resent these stereotypical remarks...Go Leafs!
St. Dave and
St. Alicia ( but she doesn't count, she's a Detroit fan )
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> Nick Wise wrote:
>
> >
> > If she did, you should feel privileged.
>
> How unlikely. But I see she has acquaintences who have
> to look up to even her. Small surrounded by the smaller.
> How cozy it must be for you in your little mating ball...
Considering what an utterly humorless pedant you are, you're awfully
amusing, Dale.
Dale Houstman
>
> Considering what an utterly humorless pedant you are, you're awfully
> amusing, Dale.
Another dull variation (lacking any verbal wit) on the repetitive
regurgitations your crowd seems to throw up as if they were "humorous."
And yet, not one of you appears to know anything of humor beyond
what you might have heard on the radio drive-time show, or glimpsed
in a third-rate comic strip. You are always going on about "humo
and "jokes" as if you were somehow skilled in that arena. You are
like paralyzed clowns, bereft of your "big shoes" or "noise bladder"
and forced to entertain other paralyzed clowns. Your comedic
exemplars seem to be Benny Hill and some fellow in 8th grade
who drew funny pictures of "teach" on the bathroom walls.
You have come to equate "humor" with a certain brand of
loose-bowel coprolagnia, or piss jokes, or (maybe in your
wildest dreams) Don Rickles on a bad night in the Catskills.
Not one of you appears to know that humor and grace and
wit have a long written history, and are involved with verbal
manipulation of a high order, and social commentary beyond
your usual hilarious "get a life, mate" or empty non-sequitors.
Thinking strikes you as humorless, intelligence destroys your
fratmosphere of iunnuendo and mooning the dean. Very funny,
if you're a drunken mook on a mission. But your claim on humor
is tiny and fragile. You are slipping. Suddenly your keen comedy
mind spurts forth one "get a clue, cunt" or maybe that riveting
(and guffawful) "fuck you, limpdick" and your entire drunken
crew collapses in on itself, laughing to hide their self-loathing,
and chortling to hide their lack of verbal ability.
Oh, look Mom, the Circus is in town. I wanta go see
the Paralyzed Clowns...
DMH
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
>
>
> Oh, look Mom, the Circus is in town. I wanta go see
> the Paralyzed Clowns...
>
>
I've *got* that CD.
The "Live" version that was recorded
at the East Bugtussle Deb Star Cotillion Ball!
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
> "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > The "Live" version that was recorded
> > at the East Bugtussle Deb Star Cotillion Ball!
>
> That was the Deb Dub version, and featured
> the Humorless Biles, the Chortle Brothers, and
> M.T. Giggles.
>
> DMH
Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player!
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
> "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
>
> > East Bugtussle Deb Stars don't come. It's unseamly.
>
> "Unseamly"? Oh I see, you're a fashionist! Where do you
> store your brown shirts?
>
> DMH
Next to my Hugo Boss black shirts, so it seems.
Dale Houstman
Dale Houstman
Dale Houstman
"Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
> Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player!
They shoot horses, don't they?
DMH
Dale Houstman
"Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
>
> Next to my Hugo Boss black shirts, so it seems.
Don't worry if you Mussolini, they'll be another one along shortly.
DMH
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
When I'm sitting back in my rose pink Cadillac
Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
> "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
>
> >
> > Next to my Hugo Boss black shirts, so it seems.
>
> Don't worry if you Mussolini, they'll be another one along shortly.
>
>
The trains always run on time payments and good indentions.
Nick Wise
>
> Dale Houstman wrote:
>
> > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
> >
> > > Dale Houstman wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > at the East Bugtussle Deb Star Cotillion Ball!
> > > >
> > > > That was the Deb Dub version, and featured
> > > > the Humorless Biles, the Chortle Brothers, and
> > > > M.T. Giggles.
> > > >
> > > > DMH
> > >
> > > Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player!
> >
> > They shoot horses, don't they?
> >
> > DMH
>
> When I'm sitting back in my rose pink Cadillac
> Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
Which was today, er yesterday I guess, but everything is still going
nuts here in Louisville. Just taking a break before heading back out.
ian hammond
wrote:
>König Preuße, GmbH wrote:
>>
>> Dale Houstman wrote:
>>
>> > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
>> >
>> > > Dale Houstman wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The "Live" version that was recorded
>> > > > > at the East Bugtussle Deb Star Cotillion Ball!
>> > > >
>> > > > That was the Deb Dub version, and featured
>> > > > the Humorless Biles, the Chortle Brothers, and
>> > > > M.T. Giggles.
>> > > >
>> > > > DMH
>> > >
>> > > Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player!
>> >
>> > They shoot horses, don't they?
>> >
>> > DMH
>>
>> When I'm sitting back in my rose pink Cadillac
>> Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
>
>Which was today, er yesterday I guess, but everything is still going
>nuts here in Louisville. Just taking a break before heading back out.
Which is what he, er she said, er sang before, er after going, er
coming back, er forward from, er to her, er his house, er tomato
reflecting, er convex proximity, er big bang, er whimper.
--
ian
König Preuße, GmbH
Nick Wise wrote:
> König Preuße, GmbH wrote:
> >
> > Dale Houstman wrote:
> >
> > > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dale Houstman wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The "Live" version that was recorded
> > > > > > at the East Bugtussle Deb Star Cotillion Ball!
> > > > >
> > > > > That was the Deb Dub version, and featured
> > > > > the Humorless Biles, the Chortle Brothers, and
> > > > > M.T. Giggles.
> > > > >
> > > > > DMH
> > > >
> > > > Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player!
> > >
> > > They shoot horses, don't they?
> > >
> > > DMH
> >
> > When I'm sitting back in my rose pink Cadillac
> > Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
>
> Which was today, er yesterday I guess, but everything is still going
> nuts here in Louisville. Just taking a break before heading back out.
>
> --
I'll be down in my room with my needle and my spoon
and another girl to take my blues away
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
> >
> > Considering what an utterly humorless pedant you are, you're awfully
> > amusing, Dale.
>
> Another dull variation (lacking any verbal wit) on the repetitive
> regurgitations your crowd seems to throw up as if they were "humorous."
> And yet, not one of you appears to know anything of humor beyond
> what you might have heard on the radio drive-time show, or glimpsed
> in a third-rate comic strip.
Let's get one thing straight right now, bucko: I do not listen to
drive-time radio.
Dale Houstman
"König Preuße, GmbH" wrote:
>
> When I'm sitting back in my rose pink Cadillac
> Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
You're right! Dead flowers do bring out that certain "something" in your
complexion. Maybe it's the migration of your dying-ember eyes to the
ashen hollows of your cheeky cheeks?
DMH
Dale Houstman
>
>
> The trains always run on time payments and good indentions.
But you remain only a "Train in Vain."
DMH
Dale Houstman
The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
>>
> Let's get one thing straight right now, bucko: I do not listen to
> drive-time radio.
>
>
Okay, bucko, that only goes to explain why you imitate even that
limited form of humor so ineptly. I am sorry I accused you of
listening to any humor at all. But the similarity still stands, and
your response reiterates and reinforces that similarity.
DMH
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
Say! If that's a come on, it won't work without drinks.
Barkeep! The *good* Scotch this time, and throw away
the cork. That's right, no ice, no glass.
Here's looking at uke, id!
König Preuße, GmbH
Dale Houstman wrote:
> "König Preuße, GmbH" wrote:
> >
> >
> > The trains always run on time payments and good indentions.
>
> But you remain only a "Train in Vain."
>
> DMH
"And I got the tracks to prove it," said the semiconductor.
Dale Houstman
>
>
> Say! If that's a come on, it won't work without drinks.
> Barkeep! The *good* Scotch this time, and throw away
> the cork. That's right, no ice, no glass.
>
> Here's looking at uke, id!
"The detective's ukelele seemed to be a reification of his id
in cheap wood and catgut. Still, the bartender (whom everyone
called "St Paul") decided to serve him, although keeping a close
watch on him, in case the pool of Balvenie's he had poured
directly into the eye's hand should blow the cork off his
emotional makeup and fill the joint with bad hula music. He'd
seen that in too many places to sleep easy with a preventable
reiteration. The storm outside kicked up some dust from
the floor and spread it evenly over the P.I.'s face. It
was going to be a night for moisture and dryness. St Paul
bent to pluck the strings."
DMH
Dale Houstman
>
>"And I got the tracks to prove it," said the semiconductor.
"It was too late to make the last train, so he made the mayor's
wife instead. The tracks on her thighs led to and from a city
he'd only dreamt about, while counting electric sheep. Suddenly
she lurched forward, and her caboose rattled. Out fell one
copper wire and a transistor tube. Just like Ma Bell! He
leaned into her dialtone, waiting for the old-fashioned
ring. But she went dead, and the mayor had him railroaded.
Oh well, at least this was one train he'd be on time for."
DMH
Nick Wise
>
> On Sun, 02 May 1999 01:55:39 -0400, Nick Wise <Lo...@FunGUs.GrOVe>
>
> >König Preuße, GmbH wrote:
> >>
> >> Dale Houstman wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Dale Houstman wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > > "Knig Preue, GmbH" wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > The "Live" version that was recorded
> >> > > > > at the East Bugtussle Deb Star Cotillion Ball!
> >> > > >
> >> > > > That was the Deb Dub version, and featured
> >> > > > the Humorless Biles, the Chortle Brothers, and
> >> > > > M.T. Giggles.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > DMH
> >> > >
> >> > > Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player!
> >> >
> >> > They shoot horses, don't they?
> >> >
> >> > DMH
> >>
> >> Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
> >
> >nuts here in Louisville. Just taking a break before heading back out.
>
> coming back, er forward from, er to her, er his house, er tomato
> reflecting, er convex proximity, er big bang, er whimper.
>
Ali Hassan
Play it again, Sham. Uno's the one... and a side order of
reified be-ins.
Dale Houstman
Ali Hassan wrote:
>
> Play it again, Sham. Uno's the one... and a side order of
> reified be-ins.
Of all the gimp joints and snozzle bars in the west end of Palooka you
hadda come in mine. Your existential demeanor is exemplary, and a fine
example of the type, but... your face hasn't worn well. Here, take off
your
alpaca bikini and sit down in front of the virtual WWII bomb shelter
fromage-dispenser. Squeeze out a gouda for me, and be my Parity
Girl. We'll always have Palooka...
DMH
The Queen of Cans and Jars
Sorry, but it doesn't.
I can't help it if you don't get my jokes.
'Bye now.