Grkoman lawyer gets his manga cake wife to take Greek lessons

[David Edenden]

Story I overheard:

 

It seems that a Macedonian met a Grkoman distant cousin at a kids hockey game.He was an educated professional man married to an educated "manga caksa".

 

He sent his fiancé to a tutor to learn Greek, before the wedding, because they were going to the "Greeks Islands' for their honeymoon. They would also go to the old village" to show the new bride to his grandparents.

 

The wife said to the Macedonian:

"You Macedonians are weird. They sent me to a tutor to learn Greek, but every time my in-laws come over they only speak Macedonian. What's the point"

 

The husband ignored this remark and the Macedonian woman said nothing. Too embarrassed for her cousin. Ouch!

 

 

[Jason K. Lambrou]

Dorian placed these questions for you Slavoskopins to answer:

12. If the Yugoslav-Makedonijans are the glorious Macedonians from antiquity
to the present, as they claim, why are they poorer than African nations like
Botswana?

13. If the Yugoslav-Makedonijans are the glorious Macedonians from antiquity
to the present, as they claim, why do Albanians armed with not much more
than pitchforks and hoes control the western part of the country? (The
Macedonian-Greeks, i.e. the real ones, have proven their valour in 1940-49
and beyond. It took 43 days for German, Austrian, Italian and Bulgarian
forces to subdue Greece when others like France fell in 14 days.).

14. In 1941 when Hitler's army entered the capital of Vardaska (later to be
renamed to Makedonija), Skopje, there were thousands of Bulgarian flags
there to greet them and the German army was welcome as liberators. King
Boris of Bulgaria was received in 1942 in Skopje as a liberator. Please
explain this?

David Edenden wrote:

Story I overheard: It seems that a Macedonian met a Grkoman distant cousin at a kids hockey game.He was an educated professional man married to an educated "manga caksa". He sent his fiancι to a tutor to learn Greek, before the wedding, because they were going to the "Greeks Islands' for their honeymoon. They would also go to the old village" to show the new bride to his grandparents. The wife said to the Macedonian:

[rikopal]

Hey Fyromian, your language is Bulgarian

 

Macedonian is a Greek dialect

"David Edenden" <david....@rogers.com> wrote in message news:y_WXb.28438$iVf1...@twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...

[June R Harton]

"David Edenden" <david....@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:y_WXb.28438$iVf1...@twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...

Your "logic" is illogical, bulgar.

Real Macedonians were and are Greek, always have been.

As far as you, and the roots of your people the following is exemplary:

Let's see if your ability to understand texts exist at all:

----- Original Message -----
From: "June R Harton" <JUNEH...@prodigy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.news.macedonia
Sent: Sunday, December 01, 2002 7:57 PM
Subject: dirty Hawee exposes the truth finally about his Bulgarian
roots and origin

Of course he tries to fudge it as if saying it backwards makes
any change to it!

LOL

For fair use only

"----- Original Message -----
From: "Dirty Harry" <dirtyharr...@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.news.macedonia
Sent: Thursday, November 28, 2002 8:41 PM
Subject: Re: PIRGOI YOUR DAUGHTER IS ONE SICK PERSON
"Pirgoi" <pir...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20021128233217...@mb-fd.aol.com...
> YOU MEAN BULGARIAN CHURCHES!

Nope. I was baptised at a church in Lorain. My baptismal certificate
says I was baptised under the auspicies of the Bulgarian Exarchate
at the THE ST. CYRIL AND METHODIUS BULGARO-MACEDONIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH (thats
right Bulgaro-Macedonian and not the
other way around) in Lorain!

Have a nice day."

What a simple minded "lawyer" he turns out to be.

from: Spirit of Truth

(using June's e-mail to communicate to you)!"

Now, Bulgar compare that data with the following:

For fair use only:

http://www.bulgaria.com/VMRO/exarchy.htm

"The Bulgarian Exarchate was established on 28 February 1870 with a Firman
from the sultan as a result of the long struggle of the Bulgarian people for
church independence from the Greek Patriarchate. This struggle began in 1824
in the towns of Vratsa, Skopje and Samokov, but most active in it was the
Bulgarian community in Constantinople, a great part of which were Macedonian
Bulgarians.

The Firman granted the Exarchate the following eparchies: Ruschuk, Silistra,
Tirnovo, Lovech, Vratsa, Vidin, Sofia, Samokov, Kjustendil, Nish, Pirot and
Veles. It also decided that other eparchies could acknowledge the Exarchate
if 2/3 of their Christian inhabitants demanded this. A plebiscite was
conducted in Ohrid, Bitola and Skopje eparchies where the overwhelming
majority of the population chose to join the Exarchate. There was also a
demand for a plebiscite from the Salonica Bulgarians but it was not carried
out. The Exarchate was pressing for a plebiscite in the Debar, Strumitsa and
Kukush (Poljanino) eparchies when the Bulgarian insurections of 1875 and
1876 broke out. They and the Russo - Turkish war of 1877-78 exposed the
Bulgarians in the eyes of the Turks. Therefore the vote could not be
completed in Southern Macedonia and, where it had been completed, bishops
were not appointed to all of those eparchies (only Skopje and Ohrid). In the
course of the war the Bulgarian Exarch Antim I was exiled in Asia Minor and
replaced with Josif (1877). The bishops of the eparchies that remained in
Turkish hands after the war (Skopje, Veles, Ohrid) were driven away by the
authorities.

The attemp to restore them in 1884-85 failed on account of the resistance of
the Patriarchate, of Greece and of Serbia. Only in 1890 bishops could be
appointed in Skopje and Ohrid. Then followed Veles and Nevrokop (1894) and
Bitola, Debar and Strumitsa (1897). The other nine Bulgarian eparchies in
the Ottoman empire (Adrianople, Salonica, Drama, Serres, Melnik, Kukush,
Vodena, Maglen and Kostur) never saw Bulgarian bishops but only Exarchate
deputies who looked after the schools and represented the Bulgarian
population of the region before the authorities.

More prominent Bulgarian bishops who came from Macedonia were Partenij
Zografski of Poljanino (born in Galichnik near Debar), Panaret of Plovdiv
(born in the village of Patele near Lerin), Natanail of Ohrid and Plovdiv
(born in Kuchevishta, Skopje), Meletij of Sofia (born in Strumitsa) and
Metodij of Stara Zagora (born in Prilep).

We have not discussed the struggles of the Bulgarians in Macedonia against
the Greek clergy here, but the fact that they equally participated in them
together with the Moesians and the Thracians and that they willingly joined
the Exarchate testifies to their national self-identification."

Voila, Bulgar, you and yours are Bulgarians the same as the rest of the
Fyrom Slavic majority.

from: Spirit of Truth

(using June's e-mail to communicate to you)!

[Ilinden]

Hey FTCOGIAN , your language is TURKISH

 

Macedonian is MACEDONIAN

[Ilinden]

Alphabet is not of a Greek origin. Aleph-beth as we would say, the
Phoenician alphabet. The Hellenes had borrowed from the Phoenician
alphabet, and the Greeks from the Hellenes. But the Phoenicians had no
help. Aleph =  An ox . Beth = House. Gimel = Camel.  Daleth = Tent
door.  That's the meaning of the words.
Ilinden the Macedonian