One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the
Peace to get married. As they were driving there they had an accident
and were killed. Now they were in front of St. Peter in Heaven and the
young lady asked him if they could get married.
St.Peter told them, he would have to get back to
them with an answer. Around 60 days later St. Peter returns and tells
the couple that they can get married in heaven. The young lady then asks
St. Peter, "If things don't work out can we get a divorce?"
St.
Peter looks at her and replies, "Lady it took me 60 days to find a
preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?" LoL!
~Tom Coss~