Do You See The Donut Heads?
Way Back Jack
They're going to be late for work this fine morning. Are they in a
traffic jam caused by an accident? Are they at a gas station where
gas is under $3.50? Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed
eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries, thereby
increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
medical insurance premiums. How can people be so stupid and
disgusting?
oldwifetale
Let it all go, Jack. We who have no medical insurance are not worried
about your premiums now. In fact just yesterday on the way back from
Portland, i stopped and got me a Krispy Kreme hot off the rack. There
are so few 'sins' one can indulge in these days. But you can rest
assured that my engine never idled, i went inside and ordered. Your
premium should be dropping any day. Btw, i also smoked two extra
heavily-taxed cigarettes when i was done with my gooey delight because
i saw there was some roadwork that needed done, and more children
needing healthcare.
A simple thank you will do.
The Master
> Look at that big line-up of cars, engines idling, gas wasting.
> They're going to be late for work this fine morning. Are they in a
> traffic jam caused by an accident? Are they at a gas station where
> gas is under $3.50?
Look at the long line of rubber necking motorists wondering what the long
line is for... Slow down, look for the cause of something that doesn't
concern you in the slightest. If there is a car accident, are you upset
if you don't get to see blood?
> Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed
> eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
> that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries
Now you are making me all hungry...
> thereby
> increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
> medical insurance premiums. How can people be so stupid and
> disgusting?
Rubber necking morons like you cause and get into more accidents then
drivers who focus on what they are doing (driving). People like YOU raise
my auto insurance premiums. How can you be so stupid and disgusting?
Lady Veteran
wrote:
It is easy-idiots come in all sizes. Get your glasses checked if you
think that all in line at a donut shop are fat people?
Do you think that some day you may wake up and find out you are a real
boy?
I doubt it, Peckerwood.
LV-posting from SSFA.
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."
---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
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J
wrote:
>On Thu, 15 May 2008 15:33:10 GMT, Rel...@home.net (Way Back Jack)
>wrote:
>
>>Look at that big line-up of cars, engines idling, gas wasting.
>>They're going to be late for work this fine morning. Are they in a
>>traffic jam caused by an accident? Are they at a gas station where
>>gas is under $3.50? Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed
>>eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
>>that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries, thereby
>>increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
>>medical insurance premiums. How can people be so stupid and
>>disgusting?
>
>It is easy-idiots come in all sizes. Get your glasses checked if you
>think that all in line at a donut shop are fat people?
Not all of them are fat people.
Just stupid people.
>Do you think that some day you may wake up and find out you are a real
>boy?
>
>I doubt it, Peckerwood.
Actually, jigaboo, I'm a spick.
Lady Veteran
Actually Peckerwood, you misspelled prick.
and yes you certainly are.
LV-posted in SSFA
Jerry Sauk
"Way Back Jack" <Rel...@home.net> wrote in message
news:482c57b0...@news.datemas.de...
Where are you seeing this, dickhead? When Krispey Kreme was open in my area
I was ALWAYS was the only car in line.
TFM®
"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:demdnZ5457C2iLDV...@supernews.com...
That's cause you was doing laps around the building, bitch!
TFM®
Robert
That right jerry, everyone in the area knew your car and that after you
drove away Krispey Kreme would be out of donuts for next hour.
Robert
The Master
>> Look at that big line-up of cars, engines idling, gas wasting.
>> They're going to be late for work this fine morning. Are they in a
>> traffic jam caused by an accident? Are they at a gas station where
>> gas is under $3.50? Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed
>> eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
>> that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries, thereby
>> increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
>> medical insurance premiums. How can people be so stupid and
>> disgusting?
>
> Where are you seeing this, dickhead? When Krispey Kreme was open in my area
> I was ALWAYS was the only car in line.
The Dunkin' Donuts on his path to work must be staffed by morons, or his
neighbors can't read the frickin sign.
"I want a quarter pounder, large fries, and a medium coke"
"Sir, this is a Dunkin' Donuts"
"Oh, in that case I want a double whopper with onion rings"
"Sir, we don't sell burgers"
"Ah, ok. Then I want 3 tacos"
Jerry Sauk
"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:jqbXj.1647$l97...@flpi144.ffdc.sbc.com...
First of all, that's a lie, and even if it was true, THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THE
CAR'S IN FRONT OF ME.
jenius
i happen to work at a dunkin and i'd say a good 85 percent of our
morning rush is for coffee and breakfast sandwiches, not donuts. jenius
J
<jocelyn....@gmail.com> wrote:
>On May 15, 11:33=A0am, Rela...@home.net (Way Back Jack) wrote:
>> Look at that big line-up of cars, engines idling, gas wasting.
>> They're going to be late for work this fine morning. =A0Are they in a
>> traffic jam caused by an accident? =A0Are they at a gas station where
>> gas is under $3.50? =A0Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed
>> eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
>> that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries, thereby
>> increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
>> medical insurance premiums. =A0How can people be so stupid and
>> disgusting?
>
>i happen to work at a dunkin and i'd say a good 85 percent of our
>morning rush is for coffee and breakfast sandwiches, not donuts. jenius
Caffeine 'n' grease.
Just what the cardiac arteries need.
The Master
> Just what the cardiac arteries need.
That's the best food! Skinny people don't know how satisfying it is to
feel your arteries hardening after eating a Wendy's tripple with cheese,
biggie size (I refuse to say "large size"), with a coke. MMMmmmmmmm...
Pete
>
>i happen to work at a dunkin and i'd say a good 85 percent of our
>morning rush is for coffee and breakfast sandwiches, not donuts. jenius
You're in your 50's and you work in a fucking donut shop?
L-O-S-E-R-C-U-N-T
Pete
jenius
> On Thu, 22 May 2008 10:58:11 -0700 (PDT), jenius
>
wrong again moron. our hash browns are toasted in a turbo oven as well
as all our sandwiches, and any idiot knows, its best to fuel up on
carbs and protien in the early morning. jenius
jenius
> On Thu, 22 May 2008, jenius <jocelyn.misski...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >i happen to work at a dunkin and i'd say a good 85 percent of our
> >morning rush is for coffee and breakfast sandwiches, not donuts. jenius
>
> You're in your 50's and you work in a fucking donut shop?
> L-O-S-E-R-C-U-N-T
>
> Pete
moron. I'm on disability, this is my pocket cash you idiot. jenius
Jack
<jocelyn....@gmail.com> wrote:
>On May 22, 2:08=A0pm, Windswept@Home (J) wrote:
>> On Thu, 22 May 2008 10:58:11 -0700 (PDT), jenius
>>
>> <jocelyn.misski...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On May 15, 11:33=3DA0am, Rela...@home.net (Way Back Jack) wrote:
>> >> Look at that big line-up of cars, engines idling, gas wasting.
>> >> They're going to be late for work this fine morning. =3DA0Are they in a=
>
>> >> traffic jam caused by an accident? =3DA0Are they at a gas station where=
>
>> >> gas is under $3.50? =3DA0Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed=
>
>> >> eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
>> >> that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries, thereby
>> >> increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
>> >> medical insurance premiums. =3DA0How can people be so stupid and
>> >> disgusting?
>>
>> >i happen to work at a dunkin and i'd say a good 85 percent of our
>> >morning rush is for coffee and breakfast sandwiches, not donuts. jenius
>>
>> Caffeine 'n' grease.
>>
>> Just what the cardiac arteries need.
>
>wrong again moron. our hash browns are toasted in a turbo oven as well
>as all our sandwiches, and any idiot knows, its best to fuel up on
>carbs and protien in the early morning. jenius
The content of those sandwiches is FAT, FAT, and more FAT.
Hippo Rescue Service
"jenius" <jocelyn....@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:26f23393-8630-4d9b...@z66g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
One gathers that the morning rush has fewer options with a stealth gobbling
fatty working behind the counter...
Lady Veteran
Since when do you dictate what work is more worthy than others,
fuckface? Get out of SSFA you pock-faced reprobate.
LV-posting from SSFA
Lady Veteran
Well if there is a crotch-grabbing pimple-faced reprobate like you in
front of her to send to not come back until there is a month beginning
with a "Z" it will make her smile, fuck face.
LV-posted from SSFA.
Pete
>On May 22, 9:23=A0pm, p...@333halfevil.com (Pete) wrote:
>> On Thu, 22 May 2008, jenius <jocelyn.misski...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >i happen to work at a dunkin and i'd say a good 85 percent of our
>>
>> You're in your 50's and you work in a fucking donut shop?
>> L-O-S-E-R-C-U-N-T
>>
>> Pete
>
>moron. I'm on disability, this is my pocket cash you idiot. jenius
Since you are able to work, you are fraudulently collecting disability
payments. You better stay on Lady Veteran's good side or she will stalk
you and have you prosecuted for fraud.
Nobama
wrote:
>On Fri, 23 May 2008 14:08:39 -0700, "Hippo Rescue Service"
><save...@hippos.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"jenius" <jocelyn....@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> i happen to work at a dunkin and i'd say a good 85 percent of our
>>> morning rush is for coffee and breakfast sandwiches, not donuts. jenius
>>
>>One gathers that the morning rush has fewer options with a stealth gobbling
>>fatty working behind the counter...
>>
>Well if there is a crotch-grabbing pimple-faced reprobate like you in
>front of her to send to not come back until there is a month beginning
>with a "Z" it will make her smile, fuck face.
Obama wants you fatties to eat less so that a poor starving soul in
Darfur will have something to eat.
Obama: "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep
our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that
other countries are going to say OK."
oldwifetale
> Obama wants you fatties to eat less so that a poor starving soul in
> Darfur will have something to eat.
I can't tell you how many times i've argued with you while eating a
fattening bowl of processed macaroni & cheese with a spam sandwich.
The best thing about writing is you can talk with your mouth full. (I
never got anything on you, did i?)
> Obama: "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep
> our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that
> other countries are going to say OK."
According to my most recent conspiracy theory - he never should have
given up smoking completely (oh, am i not supposed to say that?).
Tobacco is what that prevents falling under the 'spell' of the
communist plutocrats, imo. I've observed that smokers are immune to
some forms of mind-control. Who knows why. Oh well. The president
probably can't smoke in the oval office unless it's a fine hand-rolled
cigar from cuba. By that time i guess it wouldn't matter if he can see
what's really going on. They'll already have him.
And... if we are hit with a 'famine'... or 'energy' rationing... you
probably won't have to be talked into "going green". You'll be cutting
back whether you want to or not. By that time everyone else will
already be on board with the program(ming). See the beauty?
Mmm-hmmm. Me neither.
This country is at a critical crossroads right now, it's clear as
day.
Point of interest: many of us smokers called it 15 years ago when we
foresaw that fat people would be the target of the next wave of
discrimination. You always play right into the 'program', Jack.
TFM®
"Jack" <Windswept@Home> wrote in message
news:4836c7b2...@news-60.giganews.com...
Fat's where it's at, you corpulent pustule on the backside of humanity!
I thought I'd give this crossposting thing a go.
How am I doing, you morbidly obese Mother Fuckers?
Goddamn! I should watch my Fucking language. Some fucking fat-ass Queers
might hear me.
In closing, fuck each and every one of you bitches in the name of the late
(corpulent) Jerry Sauk.
TFM® - who fucked Jerry's Mom in the jaw...
Lady Veteran
How nice that you have a thing for fat people. Too bad though-you just
proved your stupidity beyond any preconceived stereotype so you are
out of luck.
You will be the oldest living virgin.
LV-posted from SSFA
Geoff Miller
Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> writes:
[to pe...@333halfevil.com (Pete)]
> You will be the oldest living virgin.
Has anyone ever given you a "pearl necklace?"
Geoff
--
"Environmentalism's most renewable resources are fear,
guilt and moral bullying." -- Jonah Goldberg
Nobama
wrote:
>How nice that you have a thing for fat people. Too bad though-you just
>proved your stupidity beyond any preconceived stereotype so you are
>out of luck.
>
>You will be the oldest living virgin.
You remind me of the lady at the Democrud National Convention of 1968.
I was sitting behind the erector-set dais when she mounted it to
speak. She was a big, hefty woman, and as she strode out on the long
proscenium toward the microphone, I could feel it tremble.
When she arrived, she raised an arm that resembled a smoked ham and
smote the lectern, so hard it seemed the hall shook. "We's hongry!"
she roared. I didn't see any other correspondent who thought the
discrepancy was as funny as I did. Feeding that woman any more than
she had been would have produced either a terminal attack of obesity
or a rampaging rhino that could have destroyed the convention.