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Howard Roseman

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Aug 17, 2005, 9:05:51 PM8/17/05
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It's my day for being surprised. Not only do I find that Lisl Auman has
pleaded guilty to accessory to murder (which I do NOT believe she was) in
order to finally leave prison, but a wan-looking Leonard Cohen graced the
cover of this week's Maclean's magazine under the bold type of DEVASTATED.
In a story that comes right out of the Zevon Los Angeles we know so well, it
seems that Leonard has been both bilked by his long-time personal manager
and then turned against by a comely younger woman he had worked with (and
slept with), and now faces the prospect of bankruptcy. So long, Norman.

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PERSONAL FINANCE

August 17, 2005

A 'devastated' Leonard Cohen

The Canadian music icon is broke and the lawsuits are flying. It's a sordid
tale involving allegations of extortion, SWAT teams, forcible confinement,
tax troubles and betrayal.

KATHERINE MACKLEM

I said there's been a flood
I said there's nothing left
-- Leonard Cohen, from The Letters, on his album Dear Heather

Take an iconic artist, mix in missing millions, hints of tantric sex, a
lawsuit replete with other salacious details, and a ruptured relationship
with a long-time, trusted associate, and you've got the makings of a
Hollywood blockbuster. Except in the case of Leonard Cohen, it's a true
tale, with the bizarre twist of a Tibetan Buddhist suing a Zen Buddhist,
Cohen. For the 70-year-old poet, singer and songwriter, it's a nasty,
rapidly escalating legal battle that on the one hand accuses him of
conspiracy and extortion, and on the other has him accusing both his highly
trusted personal manager and long-time financial adviser -- the Tibetan
Buddhist -- of gross mismanagement of his financial affairs. The case
exposes not only private details of Cohen's finances, but also a dramatic
tale of betrayal.

The conflict, which Cohen and others have tried to keep out of public view,
has left him virtually broke -- he's had to take out a mortgage on his house
to pay legal costs -- and facing a multi-million-dollar tax bill. But the
artist, who is soon to release a new album with his collaborator -- and
current girlfriend -- Anjani Thomas, is today remarkably calm about the
potentially embarrassing conflict. Still, when he discovered last fall that
his retirement funds, which he had thought amounted to more than $5 million
(all figures U.S.), had been reduced to $150,000, he wasn't so sanguine. "I
was devastated," Cohen says. "You know, God gave me a strong inner core, so
I wasn't shattered. But I was deeply concerned."

So far, only one formal court filing involving Cohen has been made. In June,
Boulder, Colo.-based Neal Greenberg, Cohen's investment adviser of almost a
decade, launched a hyperbole-laden claim in Colorado against Cohen, who
lives in both Los Angeles and Montreal. The suit accuses Kelley Lynch, who
was Cohen's manager and is also named in the suit, of siphoning money from
the songwriter. It also accuses Cohen and his lawyer Robert Kory of
conspiracy, extortion and defamation. It alleges the two, in an attempt to
recover at least some of Cohen's lost money, threatened to besmirch
Greenberg's reputation and concocted a plan to force Greenberg to give Cohen
millions of dollars.

The suit paints an almost preposterous picture of Cohen as an artist who led
a lavish celebrity lifestyle and then turned bitter and vindictive when he
discovered the money had run out. For example, the suit quotes Lynch
describing how Cohen demanded she discuss business matters while he soaked
in a bubble bath, and how later he was somehow involved in calling a SWAT
team to her home, where she was handcuffed and forcibly taken to a
psychiatric ward while in her bathing suit.

None of the allegations have been proven in court. Cohen is expected to file
a countersuit this week. More lawsuits are likely to join the fray. And
Lynch, who has sent turgid, raw and wrathful emails hither and yon, is
threatening to sue just about everyone.

The conflict was triggered last fall when Cohen was tipped off by an insider
that a lot of money was missing from his accounts. All that remained of his
retirement savings was the $150,000, funds that today he can't get at as a
result of the tangled legal web he finds himself in. Greenberg's suit
portrays the soulful songwriter as an artist who paid little attention to
his financial affairs and so was easily duped by a conniving personal
manager. Cohen says he tried quietly, and confidentially, to find out from
his various managers where the money had gone. Cohen calls the case "a
tragedy," suggesting he was exploited by trusted advisers. He uses words
like "greed, concealment, and reckless disregard," and says firmly he did
nothing wrong. "I can assure you, within reason, I took every precaution
except to question the fidelity of my closest associates."

Untoil Cohen fired her last fall, Kelley Lynch had been his personal manager
for almost 17 years. Back in 1988, she'd been working as an assistant to his
then-manager, who died that year. Because she was knowledgeable about
Cohen's business affairs and recording contracts, he had her take over. Over
the years, the two developed a personal and professional relationship.
Fifteen years ago, they had a brief affair. "It was a casual sexual
arrangement. It was mutually enjoyed and terminated," he says. "I never
spent the night." The end of the affair didn't affect their bond. "We were
very, very close friends," Cohen says today. "I liked her immensely. Our
families were close -- she was helpful when I was raising my daughter; I
employed her father." He even named her in his living will, giving her the
power to decide, in certain circumstances, if he would live or die. He
handed her vast powers of attorney. He trusted her implicitly. And he
believed the relationship was mutual. "She wrote dozens of emails to me,
thanking me for my help. We used to correspond regularly, relentlessly." He
says that in 2004, while he was recording his most recent album, Dear
Heather, with a small team at his home-recording studio, Lynch would come by
almost daily. "People were very tight. Kelley was taking care of business, I
was producing the album. It was all taking place in this little duplex and
the garage that was converted into a studio. Kelley would come over, and I
would generally prepare lunch for everyone."

The cosy arrangement was shattered one day last October when a young man,
the boyfriend of a casual employee of Lynch, spoke to Cohen's daughter,
Lorca, who owns an art deco furniture store and who lives downstairs from
her father in the L.A. duplex he owns. "Your father really ought to look
into his accounts, because he might be surprised at what he finds," he said.
Lorca told him that her father trusted everyone involved and that besides,
"he's about to retire, anyway." As Cohen senior tells the story, the young
man replied, "He won't be able to retire."

Alarmed, Lorca called her father, who was in Montreal. Within a couple of
days, he returned to Los Angeles and immediately went to his bank. There he
discovered, as he puts it, "improprieties." Lynch had linked her American
Express bill directly to his personal chequing account, he says, and just
days before his visit to the bank, he'd paid a $75,000 Amex bill on her
behalf. He never learned what purchases the card had been used for, but says
the credit card company reimbursed him. Cohen immediately removed Lynch's
signing powers on the accounts. The next day, Cohen told Lynch she no longer
had access to the bank accounts and he fired her. That afternoon, Cohen says
the bank notified him that Lynch went to a different branch and attempted to
withdraw $40,000 from one of his accounts. He then called a lawyer and
brought in a forensic accounting firm, Moss-Adams, which, in an
investigation of all of Cohen's holdings, discovered "massive
improprieties." In all, the accountants discovered about $8.4 million had
over time disappeared from his holdings, Cohen says. His retirement funds
had been virtually depleted.

Neal Greenberg, a banker with a thriving investment firm, had been brought
in by Lynch to manage Cohen's money in 1996, two years after Cohen went up
Mount Baldy to study to be a Rinzai Zen Buddhist monk. But now, he was
worried. Over two decades, Greenberg had built a successful company, the
Agile Group, and managed more than half-a-billion dollars of other people's
money. He enjoyed, as he says in his suit, a "spotless professional
reputation." And suddenly, here was Leonard Cohen, not just a prized client
but one with a high profile, suggesting that Greenberg was party to the
disappearance of Cohen's retirement savings.

Over the years, he says, he warned Cohen that his funds were being rapidly
depleted, but it seemed the artist paid no heed. And now, Cohen and his
lawyer, Kory, claims the Greenberg suit, were threatening "that Cohen would
go out on tour to promote his new album and give interviews to reporters in
which he would insinuate that he was touring because he had been bankrupted
by improprieties by Greenberg and other financial advisers." Greenberg must
have envisioned his business and his career in absolute tatters. He sued.

Greenberg's lawsuit lays out the business background to the dispute. Cohen's
success as a singer and songwriter generated millions in royalties, the suit
says, and in the 1990s, Lynch, as Cohen's trusted personal manager, began to
investigate auctioning his intellectual properties, including copyrights to
his song catalogue and continuing royalties for his songs. Lynch, along with
a tax consultant named Richard Westin, arranged two deals for Cohen's
properties. The transactions were eventually completed, one in 1997, the
other in 2001, with Sony Music. From the first sale, about $5 million was
transferred to trusts that Greenberg had been enlisted to manage and that
would protect Cohen from an upfront tax hit. Greenberg says he invested the
proceeds wisely, making lots of money for the trusts. But Greenberg also
claims that Cohen's "consistent and prolific spending" to support "his
extravagant 'celebrity' lifestyle" eroded the gains he had made on his
client's behalf.

The second sale of Cohen's intellectual property, in 2001, was for $8
million. With Westin, Lynch put that money into a newly formed company named
Traditional Holdings LLC that also was intended to shield Cohen's earnings
from a major tax hit. Lynch was named as owner of 99.5 per cent of the
company, leaving Cohen holding just 0.5 per cent. Greenberg alleges that
Cohen, well aware of the structure and its dangers, signed off on it. Westin
had explained to Cohen, the suit says, that "the plan would only work if
Cohen and Lynch maintained (as they had in the past) a long-term
relationship of personal and professional trust." Traditional Holdings could
also issue loans to its owners, Lynch and Cohen.

As soon as the new company was in place, "Greenberg was immediately alarmed
by Cohen's desire and tendency to treat this company [Traditional Holdings]
like his personal piggy bank," the lawsuit alleges. It goes on to claim
Cohen took a $1-million advance on the second sale of assets to Sony, Lynch
took a commission of $1.1 million, and fees for lawyers and accountants ate
up another $714,000. And then, over the next few years, Lynch regularly
borrowed money from the Traditional Holdings account in amounts of tens of
thousands of dollars, sometimes for herself, sometimes acting for Cohen. The
lawsuit claims that while Greenberg sent a monthly email statement to Cohen,
it was always Lynch who told Greenberg to release the loans.

The Greenberg suit claims Lynch, always acting as Cohen's agent, told
Greenberg what to do regarding the funds. For instance, Lynch instructed
Greenberg to send Cohen the monthly email status reports, but Greenberg says
she directed him to leave out day-to-day activities and the status of
Traditional Holdings loans. Because the loans were to be repaid, Greenberg
included them in the statements as assets, which meant that it appeared as
though nothing had been taken out.

Greenberg, who declined to comment for this article, claims in his suit he
repeatedly stressed to Cohen that his spending was seriously draining his
investments. In one warning letter, Greenberg told Cohen that Traditional
Holdings had only $2.1 million left. Considering how quickly the money was
leaving the account, Greenberg wrote, "I think you should consider your
situation quite desperate." It's not clear if Cohen ever received this
letter. On this, Cohen and Greenberg agree: they say many of Greenberg's
attempted communications with Cohen were intercepted by Lynch.

On other points, Cohen disagrees. He was vitally interested in his financial
affairs, he says. "It wasn't that I wasn't involved -- on the contrary, I
took great pains to pay these professionals well and to solicit their advice
and to follow it," he insists. "And, I was receiving a report every month
from Neal Greenberg indicating that my retirement savings were safe." Cohen
insists he was not made aware that Lynch had been named the majority owner
of Traditional Holdings; instead, he says that in an early description of
the company's structure, he had been told that his two children, Lorca and
Adam, would be its principal owners. He says he was shocked to learn that
Lynch had almost complete ownership. The mistake Cohen admits to is that "I
paid close attention to everything except the possibility that my closest
associate would embrace any irregularities in the discharge of her duties."

Cohen also says he learned only recently that the two sales of his
intellectual property to Sony were unnecessary. He understands now that
those properties earned roughly $400,000 a year, before taxes. That was
plenty for him to support what he calls his modest lifestyle. Cohen accuses
Lynch of creating the deals in order to boost her own income. He paid her 15
per cent of his income, which generally earned her $90,000 a year, he says.
With the sales of his intellectual property bringing in revenue in the
millions, it boosted her income to seven figures.

Greenberg's lawsuit becomes more disturbing as it describes what happened
after Cohen realized he'd lost millions of dollars. Greenberg says Cohen
pressured him to go after his firm's insurance company for the money to
repay him. "Be a man," Cohen told Greenberg, the suit says. By threatening
his reputation, it appeared to Greenberg that Cohen, on Kory's advice, had
decided to target Greenberg's and his insurance company's deep pockets.
Then, alleges the lawsuit, Cohen and Kory began to pressure Lynch to join
them in "their extortion scheme." From November 2004 to April 2005, the
lawsuit says, Kory repeatedly let Lynch know, sometimes directly, sometimes
through friends or other intermediaries, that Cohen was ready to "forgive"
Lynch's obligations to him, and that she in fact could receive a hefty cut
of "whatever funds could be extorted from Greenberg and other advisers with
her co-operation."

Greenberg's suit alleges that when Lynch refused to participate, Kory and
Cohen vowed to "crush her." It goes on to say their "tactics to terrorize,
silence, or disparage Lynch" included threatening her that she would go to
jail, and "paying two paroled convicts to make statements that they had
observed Lynch's older son brandishing a gun and threatening to kill
someone."

Lynch's response, to all of this has been bitter, scattered and in some
cases difficult to comprehend. In a rambling exchange of emails with
Maclean's last week, she denied any wrongdoing. She also declined to discuss
the Agile Group's lawsuit, describing it as "bogus" and "slanderous," while
promising to file her own complaints against Cohen and other principal
players in the case. She added her phone had been disconnected because she
lacked money to pay the bills.

In the meantime, she's been showering Cohen and others with invective-laden
emails that alternately voice misery and hurl accusations at friends and
former colleagues. Many of these lament losing custody of her 12-year-old
son, Ray, to his father, music producer Steve Lindsay. A few devolve into
the outrightly bizarre. One missive, sent July 17 and obtained by Maclean's,
invites Greenberg in highly explicit terms to Lynch's home for an evening of
tantric sex. "First I want to study the inner channels with you," it says.
"Why not -- let's see who is better at tantric sex -- you or me."

So troubling have the messages become that several people who know Lynch
fear she's become unhinged. "I'm afraid she's suicidal," says Lindsay, her
ex-husband, adding that in his judgment she's been acting erratically for
the better part of a year. Cohen too sent Lynch a message last fall spelling
out his concern in verse: You can't tell the difference between a threat /
and a helping hand, he wrote. You can't tell the difference between a threat
/ and a solemn warning / from one of the few people / who still cares about
you and your family.

Lynch's apparent troubles have had punishing legal consequences. Lindsay has
obtained a temporary restraining order that prevents her from visiting her
son. Tara Cooper, a former employee of a greeting card company Lynch started
while still in Cohen's employ, has taken out a similar order after alleging
that Lynch sent threatening emails and harassed her by phone. And two of her
creditors -- upscale department stores Neiman Marcus and Bergdorf Goodman --
have filed collections claims against her in Los Angeles Superior Court.

This is the mess that Leonard Cohen -- a man many believe floats a few
inches above the ground -- finds himself in. These days, he's Zen-like. In
the course of a long interview by phone from his home in Los Angeles, the
man sometimes called the poet laureate of pessimism sounded almost bemused.
"What can I do?" he asks. "I had to go to work. I have no money left. I'm
not saying it's bad; I have enough of an understanding of the way the world
works to understand that these things happen."

His first choice of action when he learned his money was gone, he says, was
to not do anything. Aware of how painful litigation could be, he says he
wanted no part of it. "I said, 'I can walk away with nothing.' I said, 'Let
me start again. Let me start fresh at 70. I can cobble together a little
nest egg again.' " But he ran into a glaring, immediate problem: had he done
nothing, he would have legally been responsible for the funds that had gone
missing. And on that money, he'd owe millions in taxes, a sum he no longer
had.

His next step, "his second-best choice," was to negotiate with his advisers
about the missing money. He approached Lynch, asking her to open her books.
"She resolutely and unconditionally refused to open her books to any
scrutiny whatsoever and instead began a bizarre email campaign to discredit
me in some kind of way, which has gone all over the place," Cohen says,
adding that he's launching a lawsuit this week with great reluctance. "I
don't want anybody hurt. It's not my nature to pursue and to contend with
people that way." Cohen says all he wants is to find out where the money
went. "I'm not accusing her of theft," he says of Lynch. Still, his
countersuit will likely describe how money was removed from his accounts.

Cohen appears to have been blindsided by Greenberg's lawsuit. He insists
that he and Kory were in the midst of mediation with Greenberg when the
financial adviser's lawsuit was suddenly and unexpectedly filed. He says the
mediation had been confidential, at Greenberg's urging, as he feared for his
reputation. In an email to Greenberg, Cohen urges him to make good. "Dear
Neal, I believed in you. I depended on you," Cohen wrote in November 2004.
"When things went wrong, does it make any sense that you would make your
warnings available to the only person in the cosmos who had an interest in
deceiving me? A single, simple email informing me that my accounts were
being emptied would have been enough. I answered EVERY SINGLE EMAIL you ever
sent me. Fortunately, I have them all.

"Face up to it, Neal," the email continues, "and square your shoulders: You
were the trusted guardian of my assets, and you let them slip away . . .
Restore what you lost, and sleep well." In his sign-off, Cohen delivered as
much a piece of advice as his own philosophy: "Put this behind you and it
will dissolve." There's an irony here, that a man who has struggled much of
his life to distance himself from the material world now, at 70, finds
himself in an intense battle with it. Still, he's not defeated. "This has
propelled us into incessant work," he says of himself and Thomas. He exudes
optimism about their new CD. "It's one of the best albums I've heard." It's
not closing time quite yet.

With CHARLIE GILLIS and BRIAN D. JOHNSON


SEE ALSO
>> Cohen's lifestyle seems anything but lavish
>> Highlights from Cohen's life history

Dan

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Aug 17, 2005, 10:13:49 PM8/17/05
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I never met an assholX I didn't like. Love? Go ask your spouse. What
did that Greek philosopher say...

Dan

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Aug 17, 2005, 10:16:06 PM8/17/05
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On 8/17/2005 8:05 PM, Howard Roseman wrote:

Your laundry had arrived. Jesus H. Christ. What's next? Gotama
watching reality tv?

bstover

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Aug 18, 2005, 10:37:13 AM8/18/05
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Howard Roseman wrote:
> It's my day for being surprised. Not only do I find that Lisl Auman has
> pleaded guilty to accessory to murder (which I do NOT believe she was) in
> order to finally leave prison, but a wan-looking Leonard Cohen graced the
> cover of this week's Maclean's magazine under the bold type of DEVASTATED.
> In a story that comes right out of the Zevon Los Angeles we know so well, it
> seems that Leonard has been both bilked by his long-time personal manager
> and then turned against by a comely younger woman he had worked with (and
> slept with), and now faces the prospect of bankruptcy. So long, Norman.
>
> http://snipurl.com/h0za

The other shoe has dropped.

"Leonard Cohen Sues Business Manager"

http://snipurl.com/h1i0

Doug

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Aug 20, 2005, 12:35:04 AM8/20/05
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I couldn't help noticing the ad on the link (Google News page) (Kerala
News--whatever that is)
"Kind, loving Eco-friendly environment "
Something happened to a clown . . .
I wish Warren were around to pen a tune to this awful tragedy.
What songs come to mind, hmmm?

Doug

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