The Nazis invaded my school

[iL_WeReo]

There was one dude named "Jagger." For the life of me I couldn't
figure out why in the world they were calling this guy Jagger!
Incidentally I was best buds with Jagger's brother who's name was
Paul.

Starting in middle school and lingering into high school this is the
story of what basically went on in the school. Thank god that for some
reason I was always able to keep one step ahead of the Nazis when they
were infiltrating...except for one Nazi. I took care of one of these
Nazis right there in the classroom once. I mean violently.

Then in high school another Nazi beat up my good friend Peter right in
front of my eyes in broad daylight ouside the school. What an ugly son
of a bitch this particular Nazi was. You'd get a nightmare just from
looking at this Nazi. This is what forced me from the school, and into
another school where shortly afterwards I met George MacArthur and you
know who HE is. He had the software to create the Wereo while I had
the hardware.

So you see if not for George you wouldn't have ONE DROP of this
lucious California Jam Wereo flying around today and you and your
lives and this goddamn Internet would be as boring and useless as it
could be, *except* of course for Nuclear Warrior which is bigger than
the Wereo and the Pilar of Fire of whom there is no one or nothing
higher. Not even the Wereo, Nuclear Warrior and the Lifshine. No,
nothing is higher than THAT Man. The Pilar of Fire.

You see, I believe in fate. Just like every breath and every step I
took led up to what we have today.