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THE MASTERPIECE IS DONE, I have painted a picture of the DAINTIES for the world to see

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Comrade

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Aug 2, 2003, 6:34:53 PM8/2/03
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I have painted a picture of the DAINTIES for the world to see

by this message I grant copyright use to all other interested artists, and
that is why, I am here, in an art, expression oriented group

come see it on

alt.society.labor-unions
soc.culture.african.american
alt.drugs.psychedelics
alt.politics.communism
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
alt.romath
alt.usenet.kooks
alt.privacy.anon-server
alt.military.retired

and a little on
rec.motorcycles.harley
alt.flame.niggers
alt.politics.white-power

although this is the best place

alt.society.labor-unions

might want an uncensored news-feed, like altopia (not good for posting,
but reading okay) or supernews, same story, altopia has NO filtering, but
are anal about posting

the DAINTIES
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the DAINTIES


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Comrade
my site is suspiciously temporarily down

it may be the DAINTIES

and a coincidence it went down, just after the thread
Subject: DOWN WITH DAINTIES

and it seemed to have went down, when these discussions on these groups started taking place

and see the discussion
Subject: DOWN WITH DAINTIES
DAINTY=aristocracy (not gay bashing)

alt.society.labor-unions
soc.culture.african.american
alt.drugs.psychedelics
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
alt.romath
alt.usenet.kooks
alt.military.retired

and see the discussion
Subject: DOWN WITH DAINTIES
DAINTY=aristocracy (not gay bashing)

see the WHOLE dainty agenda, was completely out in the ope


ALL INFORMATION YOU HAVE SEEN, and most of what is on my site

is in Chairman Joe's "little yellow book"
THAT CAN BE BROUGHT TO ALL COMRADES ON EARTH

non-profit to me, the cost of the book covers on-demand publishing costs
only, this is not a commercial post, there is NO PROFIT to me

If you like what I have to say, then you know I say it, for no profit, but
the institution of communal thought, you can get books to give people who
cannot get on internet, OFCOURSE MY WEBSITE REFLECTS my my current views
http://www.mysolution.ws

the cost is $13.90 here is the place to purchase
http://www.trafford.com/4dcgi/robots/02-0856.html

I am currently with an on-demand publisher, that has been EXCELLENT, in
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If you can get my book to people for cheaper, I will consider a publishing
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bookstores, though.

on amazon.com (note price increase to $13.90)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1553951425/qid=1059534037/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-3792239-2018437?v=glance&s=books

the best place to get it is through trafford.com, though
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johnny dupe

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attention alt.usenet.kooks:

amp-f has got another one for ya. this guy's a real piece of work:

"Comrade" <avera...@mysolution.ws> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.08.02....@mysolution.ws...

Tim Kozusko

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>THE MASTERPIECE IS DONE

Maybe now you'll get the diagnosis you so richly deserve.

Brandan Glendenning

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And The Dainties are?

I get the image of that guy from 'Cabin Boy' wearing the pompadour wig.

"Comrade" <avera...@mysolution.ws> wrote in message
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Comrade

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Aug 2, 2003, 7:32:34 PM8/2/03
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On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 22:44:22 +0000, Tim Kozusko wrote:

> Maybe now you'll get the diagnosis you so richly deserve.

attempt at mustering a consensus reality of my demise

known thug technique, and it would be naive of you to think, that only you
thugs are aware of your little tricks, the authortities are well aware of
this cabal technique, perhaps they ought to watch YOU a little closer

aristocratic thought, one person, making himself more important than
everyone, is the fundamental first psychological step to EVERY crime, and
our DARPA psychological profiling algorithmns, must culminate, in such an
analysis, of a person exhibiting, that he is more important, and an
aristocratic thinker, and not communal

DARPA is going to make a societal CABAL analysis one these days, and find
anyone that is doing the lart-ing (loser attitude readjustment,
http://www.lart.com/index2.html) and ask, if there is any little
discrepancies in the lifes of said lart-ers, with respect to community

such as a unwise dealing in a corporate patent right, for personal profit,
or copyright, or insider trading, or maybe some NEPOTISM, in public
business, dealing in opportunities, setting up an opportunity market, and
opportunity cabals, are older than money, and all money is born of
opportunities


such as making a circus of our mental health systems

or making online pedophilia accusations

not very sober with respect to the issues involved

and if it was just arrogance, it would not be so bad

BUT, the cabal, likes to wear the masks of good, and make asylums, and
then run around and wearr the masks of evil, and scare people to the
asylums

DARPA is going to make a societal CABAL analysis one these days, and find
anyone that is doing the lart-ing (loser attitude readjustment,
http://www.lart.com/index2.html) and ask, if there is any little
discrepancies in the lifes of said lart-ers, with respect to community

such as a unwise dealing in a corporate patent right, for personal profit,
or copyright, or insider trading, or maybe some NEPOTISM, in public
business, dealing in opportunities, setting up an opportunity market, and
opportunity cabals, are older than money, and all money is born of
opportunities

the cabal, likes to wear the masks of good, and make asylums, and
then run around and wearr the masks of evil, and scare people to the
asylums

DARPA is going to make a societal CABAL analysis one these days, and find
anyone that is doing the lart-ing (loser attitude readjustment,
http://www.lart.com/index2.html) and ask, if there is any little
discrepancies in the lifes of said lart-ers, with respect to community


you could scan usenet, and look for all the know lart accusations

1) pedophilia
2) mental health system intimidation
3) libel
4) casual sorts of things

and there would be keywords, or perhaps a history on
sci.pyschology.psychotherapy, would give you most lart techniques, and
once in find the lart-ers, you have found CABAL, it is not like this ends,
at them, there have social circles, where this funny business goes to, and
white collar crime, but we see with Enron and the loss of so many pensions
and the lifetime labors and aspirations of men, that this is really the
bigger concern

http://www.lart.com/index2.html

or look here directly
http://www.concentric.net/~cyberper/freak_of_nature.htm

look here for $1000 reward
http://www.concentric.net/~cyberper/official_response.htm

more on owner of lart.com

http://www.annonline.com/interviews/970522/
http://www.usc.edu/isd/publications/networker/97-98/Nov_Dec_97/feature-spam_king.html

mental hygiene,
the new religion and standards of virtue and victimless crime is the same
as any religion http://www.mysolution.ws/cabal.htm in fact, doctors
(witchdoctors) are still above due process and probable cause, we still
haev a withcdoctor model of society, man has not evolved an inch since the
beginning and dawn of time, TINE - there is no evolution, there has never
been any evolution, only cycles of atrocity and then social justice
revolutiuons and then repeat

you say, TINC, there is no cabal?

the cabal http://www.mysolution.ws/cabal.htm

insists on TINC - there is no cabal

and LART (loser attitude readjustment tools)
http://www.lart.com/index2.html

so, us God fearing men, must adopt WART
(winner atttitude readjustment tools) aka socialism

and the new underground Messianic propaganda will be
TINE - there is no evolution

I say TINE, there is no evolution, and I am starting a UNITED FRONT
http://www.mysolution.ws and so you will learn to respect TINE as we have
had to fear TINC (yes, political front ..., not violent)

do a google search on sanford wallace, spammy or justtaylor or taylor
jiminez

or look here directly
http://www.concentric.net/~cyberper/freak_of_nature.htm

look here for $1000 reward
http://www.concentric.net/~cyberper/official_response.htm

more on owner of lart.com

http://www.annonline.com/interviews/970522/
http://www.usc.edu/isd/publications/networker/97-98/Nov_Dec_97/feature-spam_king.html

Cabal - Those net citizens who by their own consensus reality, set
themselves apart from and superior to usenet users and use
this illusory superiority to restrict or censor any usenet
user's attempts at communication through usenet.

Censorship - The attempt, successful or not, by an arbitrary set of
human beings to remove the ability of any other arbitrary
but disjoint set of human beings to perceive the intended
Message of a human being.

http://www.jetcafe.org/~dave/usenet/freedom.html
http://www.jetcafe.org/~dave/usenet/

and Dave and the Freedom Knights WON!!! See Here join FREE hierarchy
http://www.killfile.org/faqs/free.faq
join FREE hierarchy

see how a CABAL operates
http://www.mysolution.ws/cabal.htm

okay, let me just leave you with my favorite opera
http://www.utexas.edu/courses/wagner/getflash.html
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006L9ZT?vi=glance
http://www.unitel.de/uhilites/150699.htm

here are OTHER BLATANT members of the CABAL

and here are online EXPOSES I have done of people just like you

notice the search engine rankings I am getting
ALTOPIA.com http://www.mysolution.ws/altopia/altopia.htm
keyword used: altopia
Google: 11
Yahoo: 11
Netscape: 15
MSN: > 100
keyword used: "chris caputo"
Google: 77
Yahoo: 40
Netscape: 51
MSN: > 100

and you can check for these, and I think you know what the best keywords
could be for these links to pop up, at opportune times

SUPERNEWS http://www.mysolution.ws/stuporduck.htm
(actually did the "snicker")

VISI.com http://www.mysolution.ws/visi.htm
QUICKSILVER AND RICHARD CHRISTMAN http://www.mysolution.ws/war1.htm
MIXMASTER AND PETER PALFRADER http://www.mysolution.ws/palfrader/pal.html
David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins
http://www.mysolution.ws/satanists.htm

proof of Micro$oft/Bu$h international software cartel
http://www.mysolution.ws/operation

HOW ALL CABALS OPERATE
http://www.mysolution.ws/cabal.htm

WHO THEY ARE MESSING WITH
http://www.mysolution.ws/dale.htm


do you mean to say, that obvious supply side conservatives, have demand
side conservatism in mind? remember the term "double speak"? they preach
conservatism, and then ask us to spend and save the economy, and all thir
commercials on media are suggesting demand side liberalism

when they suggested NEPOTISM and they won the election with NEPOTISM, the
bears, saw a profit taking supply side mentality, and took their profits
first, and sold bigtime, and that is why the market fell and isn't coming
back up, until the profit taking mentality and NEPOTISM (Bu$h son of Bu$h)
is gone

LEISURE CLASS JOKERS ARE TRYING TO PERPETUATE A LEVEL OF JOBS ABOVE SKILL
AND LABOR, fucking layer of soap opera in our businesses and governments,
´procession¡ in the Bach or Mozart sense, instead of ´march¡ in
the Wagner and Tchaihovsky sense. THE JOKERS ARE perpetuating a mentality
of laissez faire mediocrity and the perpetuation and validation of
mediocrity itself, because they cannot compete on the basis of ZEAL AND
STRIFE AND SKILL. And often such works its way into our mission statements
and strategies of business and government. Protectionism, defensiveness,
neo-conservatism. VERY DEFINITION OF BOURGEOIS THOUGHT.


no race, as a rule, has ever transcended caste pecking order, under
capitalism, in all history of capitalism, and while there are occasional
exceptions to the rule, we must base policy on the rule, no race of color,
not even a white race has transcended the pecking order, and we know old
school socialism, is just handing the rich more power, soi, I have a 2nd
generation social and communal economic model
http://www.mysolution.ws/industry.htm and a business administration, house
cleaning, model http://www.mysolution.ws/engineerng.htm


LEISURE CLASS JOKERS ARE TRYING TO PERPETUATE A LEVEL OF JOBS ABOVE SKILL
AND LABOR, fucking layer of soap opera in our businesses and governments,
´procession¡ in the Bach or Mozart sense, instead of ´march¡ in
the Wagner and Tchaihovsky sense. THE JOKERS ARE perpetuating a mentality
of laissez faire mediocrity and the perpetuation and validation of
mediocrity itself, because they cannot compete on the basis of ZEAL AND
STRIFE AND SKILL. And often such works its way into our mission statements
and strategies of business and government. Protectionism, defensiveness,
neo-conservatism. VERY DEFINITION OF BOURGEOIS THOUGHT

Deke

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Aug 2, 2003, 7:59:15 PM8/2/03
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Please tell your therapist to increase the voltage on your next shock
treatment. Little more amperage wouldnt hurt either.

Deke


oldpink

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Aug 2, 2003, 8:43:44 PM8/2/03
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johnny dupe wrote:
> attention alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> amp-f has got another one for ya. this guy's a real piece of work:
[...]

Shall we ICMP bomb him once and for all?
>:)

--
And what exactly is a joke?


oldpink

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Aug 2, 2003, 8:45:54 PM8/2/03
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Deke wrote:
> Please tell your therapist to increase the voltage on your next shock
> treatment. Little more amperage wouldnt hurt either.

I would say 440 Volts to push 60 Amps through his head should solve all
his problems...AND ours.

> Deke

Tim Kozusko

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Aug 3, 2003, 2:13:17 AM8/3/03
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Comrade <avera...@mysolution.ws> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.08.02....@mysolution.ws...
> On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 22:44:22 +0000, Tim Kozusko wrote:
>
> > Maybe now you'll get the diagnosis you so richly deserve.
>
> attempt at mustering a consensus reality of my demise

snip rest of paranoid rant

No, it's called being facetious.
There is simply no way I could take any of your discharge any more seriously
than that. You are an idiot, a freak, and probably psychotic. Nothing that
you type has enough meaning to me to warrant anything other than a facetious
remark.
Sorry to burst your bubbleski, comrade.

Are you astute enough to notice that I purposely chose words that would make
it hard to read for anyone who reads aloud?


Musiqua

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Aug 3, 2003, 6:47:23 AM8/3/03
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Tim Kozusko wrote in alt.music.pink-floyd:

>Comrade <avera...@mysolution.ws> wrote in message
>news:pan.2003.08.02....@mysolution.ws...
>> On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 22:44:22 +0000, Tim Kozusko wrote:
>>
>> > Maybe now you'll get the diagnosis you so richly deserve.
>>
>> attempt at mustering a consensus reality of my demise
>
>snip rest of paranoid rant

Heh, my news reader must have kill filed him by itself; I don't see AJ
anymore, but I haven't kill filed him myself.

--
Newest mp3: Shadow of an Angel
http://www.musiqua.com
http://ampfigory.musiqua.com

oldpink

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Aug 3, 2003, 6:49:45 AM8/3/03
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Musiqua wrote:
> Tim Kozusko wrote in alt.music.pink-floyd:
>
>
>>Comrade <avera...@mysolution.ws> wrote in message
>>news:pan.2003.08.02....@mysolution.ws...
>>
>>>On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 22:44:22 +0000, Tim Kozusko wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Maybe now you'll get the diagnosis you so richly deserve.
>>>
>>>attempt at mustering a consensus reality of my demise
>>
>>snip rest of paranoid rant
>
>
> Heh, my news reader must have kill filed him by itself; I don't see AJ
> anymore, but I haven't kill filed him myself.

Does your server allow public access?
;-)

Musiqua

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Aug 3, 2003, 6:53:04 AM8/3/03
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oldpink wrote in alt.music.pink-floyd:

>> Heh, my news reader must have kill filed him by itself; I don't see AJ
>> anymore, but I haven't kill filed him myself.
>
>Does your server allow public access?
>;-)

It's free, actually.

oldpink

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Aug 3, 2003, 7:21:31 AM8/3/03
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Musiqua wrote:
> oldpink wrote in alt.music.pink-floyd:
>
>
>>>Heh, my news reader must have kill filed him by itself; I don't see AJ
>>>anymore, but I haven't kill filed him myself.
>>
>>Does your server allow public access?
>>;-)
>
>
> It's free, actually.

It would be nice if we could get Comrade's net access revoked for
mass-spamming, though. Come to think of it, I believe his crossposting
is actually called "velveeta." Correct me if I'm wrong, though.

Musiqua

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Aug 3, 2003, 10:36:20 AM8/3/03
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oldpink wrote in alt.music.pink-floyd:

>Come to think of it, I believe his crossposting
>is actually called "velveeta."

From The Jargon dictionary:
velveeta n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam. The trade name
Velveeta is attached in the U.S. to a particularly nasty
processed-cheese spread.] Also knows as ECP; a message that is
excessively cross-posted, as opposed to spam which is too frequently
posted. This term is widely recognized but not commonly used; most
people refer to both kinds of abuse as spam.

http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/v/velveeta.html

oldpink

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Aug 3, 2003, 11:26:33 AM8/3/03
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Musiqua wrote:
> oldpink wrote in alt.music.pink-floyd:
>
>
>>Come to think of it, I believe his crossposting
>>is actually called "velveeta."
>
>
> From The Jargon dictionary:
> velveeta n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam. The trade name
> Velveeta is attached in the U.S. to a particularly nasty
> processed-cheese spread.] Also knows as ECP; a message that is
> excessively cross-posted, as opposed to spam which is too frequently
> posted. This term is widely recognized but not commonly used; most
> people refer to both kinds of abuse as spam.
>
> http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/v/velveeta.html


Danke.
I knew I had heard that term.

Stephen Bruun

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Aug 3, 2003, 9:35:41 PM8/3/03
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Musiqua <mus...@musiqua.com> wrote in message
news:5e7qivgeesmj0nbc9...@4ax.com...

> From The Jargon dictionary:
> velveeta n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam. The trade name
> Velveeta is attached in the U.S. to a particularly nasty
> processed-cheese spread.]

Hey!

I know that the Velveeta folks are only fooling themselves when they try to
publish "respectable" recipes using Velveeta, but there ain't nothin' better
for a homemade grilled cheese sandwich. Note: it has to be the bulk
Velveeta, sliced from the rubbery orange block, not the individually wrapped
slices.

--
To reply, remove YOUR OWN EYES


oldpink

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Aug 3, 2003, 9:49:37 PM8/3/03
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Nope. Nothing beats good old Colby or Cheddar for a grilled cheese.

> --
> To reply, remove YOUR OWN EYES

--

Stephen Bruun

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Aug 3, 2003, 10:01:28 PM8/3/03
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> Stephen Bruun wrote:
> > there ain't nothin' better
> > for a homemade grilled cheese sandwich.

oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in message
news:ePiXa.273$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com...


> Nope. Nothing beats good old Colby or Cheddar for a grilled cheese.

Now just a gol durn minute!

"Velveeta [is] made from a blend of Colby, Swiss and Cheddar cheeses."
http://www.kraft.com/newsroom/01272003.html

What more could you ask? Your cheeses, friend, are there.

EVERYBODY WINS!

Theus

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Aug 3, 2003, 9:55:12 PM8/3/03
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"Stephen Bruun" <YOUR...@OWNstarpowerEYES.net> wrote in message
news:bgkd6u$l0a$2...@bob.news.rcn.net...
Processed cheese is awful stuff. I prefer just to use real cheddar for
grilled cheese.


oldpink

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Aug 3, 2003, 10:21:39 PM8/3/03
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Stephen Bruun wrote:
>>Stephen Bruun wrote:
>>
>>>there ain't nothin' better
>>>for a homemade grilled cheese sandwich.
>
>
> oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in message
> news:ePiXa.273$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com...
>
>>Nope. Nothing beats good old Colby or Cheddar for a grilled cheese.
>
>
> Now just a gol durn minute!
>
> "Velveeta [is] made from a blend of Colby, Swiss and Cheddar cheeses."
> http://www.kraft.com/newsroom/01272003.html
>
> What more could you ask? Your cheeses, friend, are there.

Yes, but trouble is that I simply DESPISE American cheese. It tastes
like overprocessed curdled milk to me. However, I have to say that
Velveeta has one thing to which it is admirably suited: melted on top
of a big head of cauliflower.
Ymmmmmm

> EVERYBODY WINS!
>
> --
> To reply, remove YOUR OWN EYES
>
>

--

gmelin

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Aug 4, 2003, 12:10:36 AM8/4/03
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oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in article
<ePiXa.273$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com>...

Hot pepper jack. Takes the sandwich to a whole new place, and you'll never
want to come back.

--
gmelin

If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows freezes up or crashes --
oh, wait, he does.

gmelin

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Aug 4, 2003, 12:14:46 AM8/4/03
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oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in article

<ghjXa.286$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com>...
: Yes, but trouble is that I simply DESPISE American cheese. It tastes

: like overprocessed curdled milk to me. However, I have to say that
: Velveeta has one thing to which it is admirably suited: melted on top
: of a big head of cauliflower.

Well, see, you've just answered your own question (so to speak). Unmelted
American cheese is loathsome, but it's the best melter. Actual cheese can
get stringy if you don't do it right. I've had more than one pretty poor
restaurant omelette with cheddar that was allowed to get rubbery.

oldpink

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Aug 4, 2003, 12:25:30 AM8/4/03
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gmelin wrote:
> oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in article
> <ePiXa.273$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com>...
> : Stephen Bruun wrote:
> : > Musiqua <mus...@musiqua.com> wrote in message
> : > news:5e7qivgeesmj0nbc9...@4ax.com...
> : >
> : >>From The Jargon dictionary:
> : >>velveeta n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam. The trade name
> : >>Velveeta is attached in the U.S. to a particularly nasty
> : >>processed-cheese spread.]
> : >
> : >
> : > Hey!
> : >
> : > I know that the Velveeta folks are only fooling themselves when they
> try to
> : > publish "respectable" recipes using Velveeta, but there ain't nothin'
> better
> : > for a homemade grilled cheese sandwich. Note: it has to be the bulk
> : > Velveeta, sliced from the rubbery orange block, not the individually
> wrapped
> : > slices.
> :
> : Nope. Nothing beats good old Colby or Cheddar for a grilled cheese.
>
> Hot pepper jack. Takes the sandwich to a whole new place, and you'll never
> want to come back.

Damnit! Now, I have to make a grocery store run because of you.
See what you made me do?
;-)

She Devil With A Rubber Chicken

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Aug 4, 2003, 7:18:22 AM8/4/03
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In article <01c35a3b$e32db660$e0f05142@computer>,

gmelin <gme...@earthlinkNOSPAM.net> wrote:
>
>
>oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in article
><ePiXa.273$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com>...
>: Stephen Bruun wrote:
>: > Musiqua <mus...@musiqua.com> wrote in message
>: > news:5e7qivgeesmj0nbc9...@4ax.com...
>: >
>: >>From The Jargon dictionary:
>: >>velveeta n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam. The trade name
>: >>Velveeta is attached in the U.S. to a particularly nasty
>: >>processed-cheese spread.]
>: >
>: >
>: > Hey!
>: >
>: > I know that the Velveeta folks are only fooling themselves when they
>try to
>: > publish "respectable" recipes using Velveeta, but there ain't nothin'
>better
>: > for a homemade grilled cheese sandwich. Note: it has to be the bulk
>: > Velveeta, sliced from the rubbery orange block, not the individually
>wrapped
>: > slices.
>:
>: Nope. Nothing beats good old Colby or Cheddar for a grilled cheese.
>
>Hot pepper jack. Takes the sandwich to a whole new place, and you'll never
>want to come back.

Finlandia.

--
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She says she's gotta 'cos she says a lotta ladies won't. | |/\v/---
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Mike Smith

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She Devil With A Rubber Chicken wrote:

>>
>>Hot pepper jack. Takes the sandwich to a whole new place, and you'll never
>>want to come back.
>
>
> Finlandia.

Really? I never tried making a grilled vodka sandwich before... ;-)

--
Mike Smith

She Devil With A Rubber Chicken

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In article <vittpgj...@news.supernews.com>,

Ick!

Stephen Bruun

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Mike Smith <mike_UNDER...@acm.DOT.org> wrote in message
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No, "Finlandia" is the whole new place that it takes you to.

Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me.
You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan.
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.

soylent_green_is_people

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oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in message news:<ghjXa.286$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com>...

> Stephen Bruun wrote:
> >>Stephen Bruun wrote:
> >>
> >>>there ain't nothin' better
> >>>for a homemade grilled cheese sandwich.
> >
> >
> > oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote in message
> > news:ePiXa.273$jq....@fe01.atl2.webusenet.com...
> >
> >>Nope. Nothing beats good old Colby or Cheddar for a grilled cheese.
> >
> >
> > Now just a gol durn minute!
> >
> > "Velveeta [is] made from a blend of Colby, Swiss and Cheddar cheeses."
> > http://www.kraft.com/newsroom/01272003.html
> >
> > What more could you ask? Your cheeses, friend, are there.
>
> Yes, but trouble is that I simply DESPISE American cheese. It tastes
> like overprocessed curdled milk to me. However, I have to say that
> Velveeta has one thing to which it is admirably suited: melted on top
> of a big head of cauliflower.
> Ymmmmmm


Velveeta makes a wonderful bathtub and shower caulk...

oldpink

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Aug 4, 2003, 10:49:38 PM8/4/03
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Absolutly

> --
> Mike Smith

Robert Dubnicka

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"Mike Smith" <mike_UNDER...@acm.DOT.org> wrote in message
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mmmm. Sandwich flambe.


Bedwarmer

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Aug 5, 2003, 9:49:26 PM8/5/03
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On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:01:28 -0400, "Stephen Bruun"
<YOUR...@OWNstarpowerEYES.net> wrote:

>"Velveeta [is] made from a blend of Colby, Swiss and Cheddar cheeses."
>http://www.kraft.com/newsroom/01272003.html
>
>What more could you ask? Your cheeses, friend, are there.
>
>EVERYBODY WINS!

Too much salt.

Bedwarmer

--
Well, seeing as how you have gone to great lengths to fault Martin over
the twits who broke into his house, I have to wonder exactly what kind
of moral arithmetic YOU are you using. If they had never broken in at
all, they would all be alive today, unharmed and alive. I'm all broken
up about their paralyzed and rotting carcasses, you can tell. - Oldpink

Bedwarmer

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Aug 5, 2003, 9:49:27 PM8/5/03
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On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 23:25:30 -0500, oldpink <old...@nltc.net> wrote:

>> Hot pepper jack. Takes the sandwich to a whole new place, and you'll never
>> want to come back.
>
>Damnit! Now, I have to make a grocery store run because of you.
>See what you made me do?
>;-

heh Kroger sells wrapped singles in pepper jack and swiss. Talk
about your cheeseburgers!

Bedwarmer

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Aug 6, 2003, 12:23:32 AM8/6/03
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On 4 Aug 2003 19:05:40 -0700, trailerp...@yahoo.com
(soylent_green_is_people) wrote:

>> Velveeta has one thing to which it is admirably suited: melted on top
>> of a big head of cauliflower.
>> Ymmmmmm
>
>
>Velveeta makes a wonderful bathtub and shower caulk...

Washes away after only a couple showers though.

soylent_green_is_people

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Bedwarmer <bedzu...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<n4lfivk8no3r3f12v...@4ax.com>...

> On 4 Aug 2003 19:05:40 -0700, trailerp...@yahoo.com
> (soylent_green_is_people) wrote:
>
> >> Velveeta has one thing to which it is admirably suited: melted on top
> >> of a big head of cauliflower.
> >> Ymmmmmm
> >
> >
> >Velveeta makes a wonderful bathtub and shower caulk...
>
> Washes away after only a couple showers though.
>
> Bedwarmer

Granted, however if you get a bit peckish taking your morning constitutional...

Bedwarmer

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On 6 Aug 2003 13:35:09 -0700, trailerp...@yahoo.com
(soylent_green_is_people) wrote:

>> >Velveeta makes a wonderful bathtub and shower caulk...
>>
>> Washes away after only a couple showers though.
>>
>> Bedwarmer
>
>Granted, however if you get a bit peckish taking your morning constitutional...

Me mum was once horrified because I was eating breakfast astride the
throne. I'd over slept and was running late.

soylent_green_is_people

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Bedwarmer <bedzu...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<h0ofivgi1l2obrb75...@4ax.com>...

> On 6 Aug 2003 13:35:09 -0700, trailerp...@yahoo.com
> (soylent_green_is_people) wrote:
>
> >> >Velveeta makes a wonderful bathtub and shower caulk...
> >>
> >> Washes away after only a couple showers though.
> >>
> >> Bedwarmer
> >
> >Granted, however if you get a bit peckish taking your morning constitutional...
>
> Me mum was once horrified because I was eating breakfast astride the
> throne. I'd over slept and was running late.
>
> Bedwarmer

Had a friend who did that on a regular basis...What was ironic was he
ate only Bran Flakes...

Bedwarmer

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On 7 Aug 2003 20:43:24 -0700, trailerp...@yahoo.com
(soylent_green_is_people) wrote:

>> Me mum was once horrified because I was eating breakfast astride the
>> throne. I'd over slept and was running late.

>Had a friend who did that on a regular basis...What was ironic was he
>ate only Bran Flakes...

heh I was eating a sausage biscuit.

Zen Cat36

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Aug 8, 2003, 3:34:45 PM8/8/03
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<<Now just a gol durn minute!

"Velveeta [is] made from a blend of Colby, Swiss and Cheddar cheeses."
http://www.kraft.com/newsroom/01272003.html

What more could you ask? Your cheeses, friend, are there.

EVERYBODY WINS!>>


Except your heart and arteries!

Stephen Bruun

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Aug 8, 2003, 11:38:23 PM8/8/03
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Zen Cat36 <zenc...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> EVERYBODY WINS!>>
>
> Except your heart and arteries!

Be fair, we're already talking grilled cheese sandwiches here - it's not
like a non-Velveeta grilled cheese would be the ambrosia of eternal life.

Jeremy Weissenburger

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On 8/8/03 3:34 PM, in article 20030808153445...@mb-m05.aol.com,
"Zen Cat36" <zenc...@aol.com> wrote:

"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer HEART ATTACK!"

Jeremy

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Chet

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Re: THE MASTERPIECE IS DONE, I have painted a picture of the DAINTIES
for the world to see

Group: alt.music.yes Date: Fri, Aug 8, 2003, 11:38pm (PDT+3) From:
YOUR...@OWNstarpowerEYES.net (Stephen Bruun)
****

Prove it, or get out of this game. I'll bug you til you do. No less
than a 1,000 words this time!! Get busy Professor Cheesy.

Stephen Bruun

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Aug 9, 2003, 10:09:01 AM8/9/03
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Stephen Bruun:

Be fair, we're already talking grilled cheese sandwiches here - it's not
like a non-Velveeta grilled cheese would be the ambrosia of eternal
life.

Chet <TheTime...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Prove it, or get out of this game. I'll bug you til you do. No less
than a 1,000 words this time!! Get busy Professor Cheesy.

Don't really have a thousand words to say about grilled cheese sandwiches
and heart disease but here's a start for further reading:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&as_qdr=all&q=+%22grille
d+cheese+sandwiches%22&as_q=%22heart+disease%22

Chet

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Re: THE MASTERPIECE IS DONE, I have painted a picture of theDAINTI...

Group: alt.music.yes Date: Sat, Aug 9, 2003, 10:09am (PDT+3) From:
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Quackery. Not good enough. Skeptical.

Chet

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Re: THE MASTERPIECE IS DONE, I have painted a picture of theDAINTI...

Group: alt.music.yes Date: Sat, Aug 9, 2003, 10:09am (PDT+3) From:
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WHY don't you dance??? I need answers.

Stephen Bruun

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Aug 9, 2003, 9:29:11 PM8/9/03
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Chet <TheTime...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> WHY don't you dance??? I need answers.

My legs were eaten by a dinosaur who mistook them for a grilled cheese
sandwich.

Chet

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Re: THE MASTERPIECE IS DONE, I have painted a picture oftheDAINTI...

Group: alt.music.yes Date: Sat, Aug 9, 2003, 9:29pm (PDT+3) From:
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That's doubtful. Are you in a wheelchair?

Stephen Bruun

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Chet <TheTime...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Quackery. Not good enough. Skeptical.

It's just about ironclad at this point that too much fat is bad for one's
heart. The effect on any one given individual will vary by a number of
factors, but generally a person who eats lots of grilled cheese sandwiches
will *tend* to have more heart problems than an identical person with an
identical diet except that it includes fewer grilled cheese sandwiches.

I will note, to be thorough, that grilled cheese sandwiches contain a lot of
fat. Cheese is fatty, unless you use a lowfat or nonfat cheese product, and
to grill the sandwich one uses butter or margarine, both of which are laden
with fat. So that ties things together as far as the sandwiches go.

Now, as for dinosaurs:

No one talked about dinosaurs for most of human history. Then, in the 18th
century, the Industrial Revolution began and people started to have a number
of reasons for digging lots of holes. Mining, building foundations, etc.
They started finding these weird, huge bones. Dinosaur bones.

Now, we didn't find out wolves exist by finding fossil wolf bones. We
didn't learn about ostriches from fossilized ostrich bones. We saw the
animals themselves, running around alive and well. But dinosaurs, that's
another story.

Every piece - *EVERY* piece of authenticated evidence we have about
dinosaurs is consistent with their having been extinct for tens of millions
of years. Exhibit A: All the bones are so old that they've turned into
*stone.* Exhibit B: Where the hell are they? Why is no one seeing
dinosaurs? Why is no one seeing the carcasses of other animals who were
eaten by dinosaurs? Why is no one finding fresh Buick-sized dinosaur turds?
Why is no one finding fresh dinosaur footprints? Why is no one finding
dinosaur eggs or empty dinosaur eggshells, except in fossil form?

Every one of these questions can be answered with one conclusion: THE
DINOSAURS ARE ALL DEAD NOW.

If you do not seriously believe that the dinosaurs are still alive, then
you're deliberately being a lying pain in the ass by claiming that they do.

If you do seriously believe that the dinosaurs are still alive, then three
options present themselves:

1. You, personally, can produce proof. I invite you to do so and I promise
to cheer the loudest when you receive your virtually certain Nobel Prize.

2. You, personally, cannot produce proof, but you have heard from a trusted
source that the dinosaurs still live. If this is the case, then it is
virtually certain that you have been dreadfully misinformed.

3. You have no proof, and you do not know of anyone who does have proof, but
you've got sort of a hunch that they can't *all* be dead. If that is the
case, then I note for the record that you've repeatedly declared that you
like dreaming and enjoy fantasy because they make your life more interesting
and exciting. That's as may be, but the musings of an individual who (a) is
admittedly prone to delusion and (b) flaunts his lack of education like a
badge of honor, are no reason to discard literally tons of forensic
evidence, all of which points to the inevitable conclusion that the
dinosaurs are no longer with us.

One may object at this point that perhaps the dinosaurs are merely hiding.
This would be consistent with a lack of evidence of live dinosaurs. But
this is not an earth-shattering new theory that will bring the world of
ivory-tower know-it-alls to its knees. It's an unsubstantiated guess, which
relies on a series of extremely unlikely assumptions, such as:
* The dinosaurs never come to the surface near any human habitation;
* The earth's crust contains a series of passages big enough for dinosaurs,
but entirely undetected by state-of-the-art equipment;
* This underground world contains a self-sufficient ecosystem, despite the
lack of sunlight necessary for most plant growth;
and so on.

The "dinosaurs live" hypothesis is, in short, built on a house of cards.
The "too much grilled cheese is bad for you" hypothesis has, by comparison,
a foundation of reinforced concrete topped by fifty floors of office space
with an observation deck and a revolving restaurant.

Stephen Bruun

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Chet <TheTime...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> > > WHY don't you dance??? I need answers.

Stephen Bruun:


> > My legs were eaten by a dinosaur who mistook them for a grilled
> > cheese sandwich

Chet <TheTime...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> That's doubtful. Are you in a wheelchair?

Damn! Busted! I was sure you'd fall for it......

No, I'm not in a wheelchair at present.

I just don't like dancing. There's really nothing to explain beyond that.

Theus

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"Stephen Bruun" <YOUR...@OWNstarpowerEYES.net> wrote in message
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> Chet <TheTime...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:27092-3F...@storefull-2294.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > WHY don't you dance??? I need answers.
>
> My legs were eaten by a dinosaur who mistook them for a grilled cheese
> sandwich.
>
Did you become a pirate after that?


--
Michael E.J. Smith


Chet

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Re: THE MASTERPIECE IS DONE, I have painted a picture oftheDAINTI...

Group: alt.music.yes Date: Sat, Aug 9, 2003, 9:51pm (PDT+3) From:
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****


HAHAhaha--> That's what you think.

DINOSAURS:
Dinosaurs alive way underground will remain a theory because winning a
nobel peace prize for discovering a Tyrannosaurus Rex isn't worth it.
How would you protect yourself when you and your university buddies
discover a colony of living T. Rex? Not many people will look for
dinosaurs underground but I know they're there. Big fucking deal. I
don't loose any sleep over it, because there is no reason to. It's
highly doubtful that a big dinosaur head is going to bust right through
your floor while you sleep and screech to extreme upside your head. I
wouldn't worry about it, or you could have a nightmare. There's no need
to be paranoid, Stephen. ....The inner earth has not yet been
completely explored, and it won't be, any time soon. Leave the
dinosaurs alone and just read about them.


OH, AND:
Eat your cheese sandwich and fart your way through tomorrow.

Stephen Bruun

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Chet <TheTime...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> DINOSAURS:
> Dinosaurs alive way underground will remain a theory because winning a
> nobel peace prize for discovering a Tyrannosaurus Rex isn't worth it.

Nobel PEACE prize?

Nobels are about a million bucks right now. Not to mention the whole
"immediately famous" thing. Not worth it?

> How would you protect yourself when you and your university buddies
> discover a colony of living T. Rex? Not many people will look for
> dinosaurs underground but I know they're there.

So you admit that these underground dinosaur colonies are undiscovered, yet
you "know they're there." I'm sure you *believe* they're there, but if you
haven't even looked for them, and you admit that no one else has looked
either, then you can't *know* they're there.

Still, a lot of people mess up the different spellings of
they're/there/their, and you got it right, which is . . .

> don't loose any sleep over it

D'oh!

> It's highly doubtful that a big dinosaur head is going to bust right
through
> your floor while you sleep and screech to extreme upside your head.

I agree without reservation. I don't expect to see any living dinosaurs.

> There's no need to be paranoid, Stephen.

I'm not the one who sees conspiracies and cover-ups lurking around every
corner.

> The inner earth has not yet been completely explored, and it won't be, any
> time soon.

Same goes for the core of the sun. Maybe it's full of goblins. Or fine
ceramics.

Zen Cat36

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Aug 10, 2003, 3:50:04 PM8/10/03
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<<I will note, to be thorough, that grilled cheese sandwiches contain a lot of
fat. Cheese is fatty, unless you use a lowfat or nonfat cheese product, and
to grill the sandwich one uses butter or margarine, both of which are laden
with fat. So that ties things together as far as the sandwiches go<<


Now I'm feeling a bit peckish. I'll curtail my Walpoling activities and go see
Arthur Wensleydale~

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