List of ways to make your mother leave home for a free masturbation

Ivan Steffi Lendl Graf

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Jan 7, 2010, 10:25:51 PM1/7/10

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1. Tell her you are sick and you need medicin
2. Tell her George Clooney is in town
3. Ask her to bye you a new Ivan Lendl shirt
4. Tell her all guest towels are "spoiled" so you need new ones
5. Give her a movie theatre ticket for the new George Clooney movie
6. Tell her that somebody in the street is killing a cow.
7. Report her about a mouse being at home
8. Report her about a rat being at home
9. Tell her some friends are coming and some of them hate Indians/
Pakistani.
10. Tell her a girl is coming to visit you.

Ok...9, 10 are really hard, she will never buy you that you have
friends or a girl who come to your home.

Kill Face

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Jan 8, 2010, 12:58:57 AM1/8/10

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1) Raja lubing his vag.

Jeff

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Jan 8, 2010, 3:23:04 AM1/8/10

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A free one from whom? What are you talking about?

Gracchus

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Jan 8, 2010, 7:25:28 AM1/8/10

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On Jan 8, 3:23 am, Jeff <yourimageunre...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> A free one from whom? What are you talking about?

This must be a faked signature. Raja doesn't seem like the self-
loathing sort. His English is also good enough to know the difference
between a rat being "at home" and being "in the house."

Steffi Ivan Graf Lendl

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Jan 8, 2010, 8:20:45 AM1/8/10

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On Jan 8, 6:25 am, Gracchus <cernunn...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 8, 3:23 am, Jeff <yourimageunre...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > A free one from whom? What are you talking about?
>
> This must be a faked signature.

yes this is Quincy.

bubba

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Jan 8, 2010, 10:47:07 AM1/8/10

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On Jan 7, 9:25 pm, Ivan Steffi Lendl Graf <ab...@email.de> wrote:

I'm willing to bet this has been your major hurdle all of you life

progea

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:55:43 PM1/8/10

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Way off, Raja!

keifspoon

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:56:17 PM1/8/10

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Jerk off Jerk!

do...@webtv.net

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Jan 12, 2010, 7:00:32 AM1/12/10

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raja attempted humor.

Doesn't even make it in Mumbai.

do...@webtv.net

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Jan 12, 2010, 7:02:15 AM1/12/10

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A quick one while she's away?

jones.m...@yahoo.com

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Jan 15, 2010, 1:13:52 PM1/15/10

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I like to masurbate using Niva Lotion and an old sweat sock.

Me

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Jan 15, 2010, 3:52:04 PM1/15/10

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11. Tell her that you're having a circle jerk with some of your monkey
boy friends. She'll go out to get a special cup to hold all the monkey
splooge for her after dinner drink.

Jerk off Raja.

who?

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Jan 15, 2010, 3:59:29 PM1/15/10

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Song:" 50 ways to leave your mother". This is directed towards Raja,
not you.

Me

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Jan 15, 2010, 4:15:19 PM1/15/10

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> not you.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

My reply was directed toward Rajabation. Not you.

who?

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Jan 15, 2010, 4:17:59 PM1/15/10

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Oh, I know that. No problem.

Jeff

Satan

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Jan 16, 2010, 12:20:03 AM1/16/10

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There is no need to tell an addict to do his addiction!