> i dare someone to write a short story with all words respectively
> starting with
> T, M, B and G.. and repeating the letters..
Thomas met Betty. Gently, Thomas moved Betty's gray tartan mittens below
Grandma's table. Mouthing, "Baby, grab the milk," Betty glided through
Mom's bedroom gracefully. Thomas moved briskly, grabbing the milk,
breaking Grandma's teaset mindlessly. Betty glared. Thomas mournfully
babbled...gone to mental blues, gone thoroughly.
"My baby!" Grandma thought, "My baby's gone totally mental!"
Betty gave Thomas mouth-to-mouth, but Grandma thought medical books gross,
taking medical basics gullibly through morning (breakfast, generally)
television. Moving Betty, Grandma threw mashed beets, garlic, then mildly
broiled gazelle - the mess built, growing. Thomas, messy but growing
tolerable, moved.
"Boy, Grandma," Thomas moaned, "Bizzare. Great, though mighty bizzare."
Grandma's toothless mouth brazenly grinned.
The mood became giddy; the massive, blazing, giant television (made by
germans) turned magenta, broadcasting games, telethons, movies....
Brilliant golden towers, massive, blanketed Grandma's TV! Music! Bold,
gigantic, throbbing music! Beautific, growing to maniacal breadth,
grandly! The music blaring? Guess....
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*snip*
::weep:: that was beautiful.:)
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i believe i speak for the group when i say... HOLY FUCK! i'm trying to decide
if you're a literary genius or someone with WAAAAAY too much time on their
hands. probably both.
UgM
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> i believe i speak for the group when i say... HOLY FUCK! i'm trying to decide
> if you're a literary genius or someone with WAAAAAY too much time on their
> hands. probably both.
Hey, what can I say? I had an hour and a half to kill.
If I ever have a full day, free, I just might write a novel. :)
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Rev. Pee Kitty, of the order Malkavian-Dobbsian
Meow!
Some people desperately want to be a a part of the crowd.
Some people are special; they stand out in a crowd...
And then there's the ME PHI ME - WE STAND ALONE.
It could use a tad more obscenity. Otherwise, bravo.
-Knud
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"my sentiments exactly"
> It could use a tad more obscenity. Otherwise, bravo.
Change the last quote to, "Bizarre. Great, though motherfucking bizarre,"
then...change a few 'b's to 'bitches' and you're all set.
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Meow!
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