Time for the Poem About Lady Jane Vagina AGAIN
Sydney Yoder
My name is Giarmo, you see,
I stand before you all.
I am the fraud, oh yes it's me
And Goggle's net will fall.
I'll vamoose from here forever
While the light is shining clear,
Next to Hy, I'm not that clever
oh, yes, she is a seer
I worked for Symantec in IT
Until they caught me lying
That was the last straw for me
My words they were not buying
For so long I've been out of work
I could never get along in life
She said that I'm a world class jerk
And now she is my former wife.
So I invented other personalities
Many whom you've never seen,
to taunt you all and lie and tease
At 53 I am so mean!
I promised Alan I'd be fair
That I would interview him well
But he was fooled into my lair
Poor guy it turned into his cell
Then asked him loaded questions, I
To try to cause him pain
But my mortal enemy named Hy
Was clued in to my game.
Link was my one and only friend
She took my side, I didn't see
That even she could not depend
That Vag's a she, but no he's me!
I didn't even notice, Link
underground you would slink
You saw the armor in my chink
I knew not then how far I'd sink.
I'm leaving for Wakerich Asylum
My deportment a disgrace
I'm nothing but a loser bum
I shall forever hide my face
Before I go I must confess
(by now I hear your snores)
I did my best to make a mess,
On alt.music-the Doors.
But Al and Hy, they rose above
On that I didn't plan
For they went on to push, not shove,
To destroy this evil man.