Re: Jim Morrison
Hootie Hoot Owll
Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
Zee�end.
Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
pronounced "Zee End"
Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
course, he was singing with a German accent.
"This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
So there he was, Jim Morrison, completely insane by the end of his
career, dressed as Hitler, standing in the sea with a duck, pooing and
crying and singing
"QUACK PARP HEIL HITLER BOOHOOO PARP SPLUT QUACK!"
He was a true American poet.
They tried to keep that bit quiet of course, and made out that he was
singing about "the end" as if that makes any sense, but now you know the
truth.
May you rest in peace, Jim Morrison. We will keep the true torch of your
artistic vision burning.
Jay Effgee
"Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootie...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:4a4e84aa$1...@news.x-privat.org...
A riot. Very clever. Of course, 98.5% of Usenet users will not know who
Jim Morrison was. In fact, I've almost forgotten. He was my generation's
pop singer full of drugs. Now the youngsters have MJ. Requiescat in Pace,
both. JG
Hootie Hoot Owll
HO HO HO no oldies in Usenet? HO HO HO
Steve Terry
"Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote in message
news:tTv3m.172109$DP1.103615@attbi_s22...
Waynes world 2, he tells Wayne to organise Waynestock
Sum Peepol No Nufink!
Steve Terry
Hootie Hoot Owll
Fake Jim! Not Jim! HO HO HO Ride the snake! To the lake! The ancient
wake, babeeeeeee.
The Admiral is dead!
--
For reasons that may only be known to him, Jim took his own life
and tossed it in the shitter.
Claire "Eat My Honeypot" The Bear
Hootie Hoot Owll
> NOTE:
DOUBLE NOTE : JIM WOULD SAY YOU'RE A BACKDOOR MAN THE LITTLE GRRLS KNOW
BUT YOUR MOMMA BEST UNDERSTANDzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
--
Of course you don't understandzzzz, My Little Trick Pony. And yes that
*IS* your ass I handed you and that *IS* your HAT too.
VanguardLH
> On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 20:24:50 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>
>> NOTE:
>
> DOUBLE NOTE : JIM WOULD SAY YOU'RE A BACKDOOR MAN THE LITTLE GRRLS KNOW
> BUT YOUR MOMMA BEST UNDERSTANDzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Actually, due to your incorrect cross-posting, it's my arsehole that
feels sore.
Vinnie Yasay
> occam wrote:
>
>> VanguardLH wrote:
>> \
>>> Topics of pseudo-mythology, Jim's poetry of contrived ambiguity and
>>> mysticism, or sentimental pangs of a long gone drug-induced psychedelic
>>> "enlightenment" era is not an excuse for including UNRELATED newsgroups
>>> in your post.
>>
>> It makes a welcome change and a breath of fresh-air to the usual
>> bitching, back-biting and name-calling that normally passes for posts in
>> this [ACF] group, you must admit.
>
> Yeah, that's true. Was definitely more interesting. Although I grew up
> during that era, I have to wonder if Beatles and Doors fans (because of
> the OP's inclusion of both fan groups) really like being equated as the
> same type of music fan. Tis something akin to equating MJ with heroin.
That makes no sense at all, none. You think that there are no crossover
fans between the Beatles and The Doors? Neraly every Beatles fan I know
was also a Doors fan. How many bands were there to like back then, Grand
Dad? Ten? lol
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will pay my bills?
Hootie Hoot Owll
HO HO HO No backdoo bo is you, my man.
Pull up a chair and "listen to the radio, the big beat". "Back door man"
a blooz term, an unknown lover out the back door before a woman's "front
door" man gets home.
"My man don't know but the li'l grrrl unerstandzzzzzzzz"
David W
Mr. Vanguard "grew up" in that era. He's not claiming adult knowledge of
it. Obviously. :0)
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David W
I wouldn't "hole-y" discount hetero anal penetration, HHO, although I do
agree that two back doors in one balmy Southern afternoon fits the
description very well. :)
Percy Plant remembering " "Shake for me, girl / I wanna be your backdoor
man"...................
Hootie Hoot Owll
Dead cat, dead rat
Cant you see what they were at?
Fat cat in a top hat
Thinks he's an aristocrat, allright
HO HO HO Jimm-O !
Hootie Hoot Owll
Hey man..................
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows
Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light
Or just another lost angel...city of night
City of night, city of night, city of night, woo, cmon
David W
LOL
David W
I couldn't be further from there so I cannot assist, HHO
> Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light
> Or just another lost angel...city of night
> City of night, city of night, city of night, woo, cmon
City of shit, Jacksonville, FL NAS/JAX waiting to deliver a 'bird. Lost
angel, for sure :)
Hootie Hoot Owll
http://www.jango.com/music/The+Doors?l=0
JANGO BABEEEE............
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His sense of humour was remarkable. Kyle came up with my website
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George Dance
> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>
> Zeeëend, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> pronounced "Zee End"
>
> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
>
> So there he was, Jim Morrison, completely insane by the end of his
> career, dressed as Hitler, standing in the sea with a duck, pooing and
> crying and singing
>
> "QUACK PARP HEIL HITLER BOOHOOO PARP SPLUT QUACK!"
>
> He was a true American poet.
>
> They tried to keep that bit quiet of course, and made out that he was
> singing about "the end" as if that makes any sense, but now you know the
> truth.
>
> May you rest in peace, Jim Morrison. We will keep the true torch of your
> artistic vision burning.
Once i had a little game
i liked to crawl back in my brain
i think you know the game i mean
i mean the game called 'go insane'.
Now you should try this little game
just close your eyes forget your name
forget the world, forget the people
and we'll erect a different steeple.
This little game is fun to do.
just close your eyes, no way to lose.
and i'm right here, i'm going too.
release control, we're breaking through.
[from Celebration of the Lizard King, Jim Morrison]
George Dance
Morrison didn't write BDM. I think it was Willy Dixon.
Hootie Hoot Owll
HO HO HO Yo in th eknow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHpSit0ZSgk
Jim-O stole the show but plaYED IT KEEEEWL!
--
"NO GUM !!" she screamed violently.
Hootie Hoot Owll
> On Jul 3, 6:22锟絧m, Hootie Hoot Owll <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>>
>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>>
>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>> Zee锟絜nd.
>>
>> Zee锟絜nd, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
>> pronounced "Zee End"
>>
>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>>
>> "This is zee锟絜nd, my only friend, zee锟絜nd"
>>
>> So there he was, Jim Morrison, completely insane by the end of his
>> career, dressed as Hitler, standing in the sea with a duck, pooing and
>> crying and singing
>>
>> "QUACK PARP HEIL HITLER BOOHOOO PARP SPLUT QUACK!"
>>
>> He was a true American poet.
>>
>> They tried to keep that bit quiet of course, and made out that he was
>> singing about "the end" as if that makes any sense, but now you know the
>> truth.
>>
>> May you rest in peace, Jim Morrison. We will keep the true torch of your
>> artistic vision burning.
>
> Once i had a little game
> i liked to crawl back in my brain
> i think you know the game i mean
> i mean the game called 'go insane'.
>
> Now you should try this little game
> just close your eyes forget your name
> forget the world, forget the people
> and we'll erect a different steeple.
>
> This little game is fun to do.
> just close your eyes, no way to lose.
> and i'm right here, i'm going too.
> release control, we're breaking through.
>
> [from Celebration of the Lizard King, Jim Morrison]
SawwwwwwwwwwEEEEEEEEEET!
Break it!
<http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=983385>
VanguardLH
> Mr. Vanguard "grew up" in that era. He's not claiming adult knowledge of
> it. Obviously. :0)
Oh, you were a 50-year old back, huh, and as such you felt really in
tune to that music, uh huh. Oh yes, we all know little children and old
folks glom onto the current music style of teens. And, of course, this
music was written by "adults" at the time, too, uh huh. Interesting
bubble in which you live.
David W
>>>> I wouldn't "hole-y" discount hetero anal penetration, HHO, although I do
>>>> agree that two back doors in one balmy Southern afternoon fits the
>>>> description very well. :)
>>>>
>>>> Percy Plant remembering " "Shake for me, girl / I wanna be your backdoor
>>>> man"...................
>>>
>>> Hey man..................
>>>
>>> Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
>>> Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
>>> Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows
>>
>> I couldn't be further from there so I cannot assist, HHO
>>
>>> Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light
>>> Or just another lost angel...city of night
>>> City of night, city of night, city of night, woo, cmon
>>
>> City of shit, Jacksonville, FL NAS/JAX waiting to deliver a 'bird. Lost
>> angel, for sure :)
>
> http://www.jango.com/music/The+Doors?l=0
>
> JANGO BABEEEE............
Nice, thanks!
VanguardLH
You do seem preoccupied with anal sex. Had a stint in prison, huh?
David W
Mr. Vanguard, I only expounded on your own, truthful post. let's not get
our knickers in a wad.
Grand dad. :)
David W
Stole it, changed the lyrics, sign of the times ala Led Zeppelin, the
Ultimate Blues Ripper!
Hootie Hoot Owll
GRADDADDY, HO HO HO yo' out of the Know. "I eat more chicken any man
ever seen" OLD TIMER!!!!!
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David W
> On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 11:26:40 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>
>> Hootie Hoot Owll wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 09:40:29 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hootie Hoot Owll wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 20:24:50 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> NOTE:
>>>>>
>>>>> DOUBLE NOTE : JIM WOULD SAY YOU'RE A BACKDOOR MAN THE LITTLE GRRLS KNOW
>>>>> BUT YOUR MOMMA BEST UNDERSTANDzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>>>
>>>> Actually, due to your incorrect cross-posting, it's my arsehole that
>>>> feels sore.
>>>
>>> HO HO HO No backdoo bo is you, my man.
>>>
>>> Pull up a chair and "listen to the radio, the big beat". "Back door man"
>>> a blooz term, an unknown lover out the back door before a woman's "front
>>> door" man gets home.
>>>
>>> "My man don't know but the li'l grrrl unerstandzzzzzzzz"
>>
>> You do seem preoccupied with anal sex. Had a stint in prison, huh?
>
> GRADDADDY, HO HO HO yo' out of the Know. "I eat more chicken any man
> ever seen" OLD TIMER!!!!!
Now, now, HHO, leave Van alone. With his creaking bones and the despair
of having "grew up" in Morrison's times but(t) having missed the lot of
it :)
Hootie Hoot Owll
> I did not see Owll's OP to which Vanguard replied but I've just
> found it in my filters log (caught due to excessive x-posting).
> (Since VanguardLH deleted the x-posts, I saw his reply.)
> The OPWSW was actually posted to 4 newsgroups, ACF was one of them.
>
> Looking at Owll's original post, it looks like he deleted all the
> References: entries when he replied (on another newsgroup)
> and also added ACF to the Newsgroup list (or ACF was in the
> Follow-Up to which he replied. I can't be assed to investigate).
>
> The latter would explain why it appeared as a new thread on ACF
> but in no way detracts from the most common reason stated above.
>
> Deleting the References: prevents news clients from threading
> properly, even if there's an existing thread with the same Subject
>
> Trust me, I do know how this works ;-)
A bird who aint a bird,
Hey bird CUT me Some Slack
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
Hootie Hoot Owll
wow GRAd DAD CHILL
Well, you've been down so Goddamn long
That it looks like up to you
Well, you've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to you
Yeah, why don't one us people
C'mon and set you free
HO HO HO Cuz we dont like ya!
David W
> On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 11:26:40 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>
>> Hootie Hoot Owll wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 09:40:29 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hootie Hoot Owll wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 20:24:50 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> NOTE:
>>>>>
>>>>> DOUBLE NOTE : JIM WOULD SAY YOU'RE A BACKDOOR MAN THE LITTLE GRRLS KNOW
>>>>> BUT YOUR MOMMA BEST UNDERSTANDzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>>>
>>>> Actually, due to your incorrect cross-posting, it's my arsehole that
>>>> feels sore.
>>>
>>> HO HO HO No backdoo bo is you, my man.
>>>
>>> Pull up a chair and "listen to the radio, the big beat". "Back door man"
>>> a blooz term, an unknown lover out the back door before a woman's "front
>>> door" man gets home.
>>>
>>> "My man don't know but the li'l grrrl unerstandzzzzzzzz"
>>
>> You do seem preoccupied with anal sex. Had a stint in prison, huh?
>
> GRADDADDY, HO HO HO yo' out of the Know. "I eat more chicken any man
> ever seen" OLD TIMER!!!!!
Quite a nice analogy, HHO. Mr. Dixon expresses his fondness for a better
meal.
"You men eat your dinner.
Eat your pork and beans.
I eat more chicken any man ever seen",
Better than the hubby gets!
"Black Hearted Woman"( The Allman Brothers Band) : "One of these days,
I'm gonna catch you with your back door man." and "Well I'm tired of all
your slippery ways, I can't take your evil lyin'."
which again refers to the back door man being a secret lover. Grand Dad
knew that. Surely. "Growing up" during that time. And all. :)
Allan Moore Widner
Obviously the term Morrison is referring to is the "back door men
society" of the late 1940's, the American offshoot of the Illuminati
firmly entrenched and established in most of Western Europe and
exceedingly so in England. The "Men" were largely known for their
affiliation with the "Skull and Bones" society's (the Yale institution)
opium dealings in China and essentially functioned as head hunters,
occupied with searching for personnel for the missions in China and with
contracting transport ship crews. The society's funding from the Skull
and Bones was severed when the head of The Back Door men was found dead
in his apartment, tied to a chair, shot in the head, and was
penetrated by a large dildo forced upon him.
I think.
--
email: tullf...@insightbb.com
Mackenzie
Screw him, he's a dummass.
It is about the woman having an affair.
Need more proof: Listen to Backdoor Love Affair by ZZ Top. These guys
studied old blues music as much (if not more) as Zep or The Doors.
<From a Beatles fan btw>
David W
Now *that* is a new twist!
Galicean
>>>>> Pull up a chair and "listen to the radio, the big beat". "Back door man"
>>>>> a blooz term, an unknown lover out the back door before a woman's "front
>>>>> door" man gets home.
>>>>>
>>>>> "My man don't know but the li'l grrrl unerstandzzzzzzzz"
>>>>
>>>> You do seem preoccupied with anal sex. Had a stint in prison, huh?
>>>
>>> GRADDADDY, HO HO HO yo' out of the Know. "I eat more chicken any man
>>> ever seen" OLD TIMER!!!!!
>>
>> Now, now, HHO, leave Van alone. With his creaking bones and the despair
>> of having "grew up" in Morrison's times but(t) having missed the lot of
>> it :)
>
> Obviously the term Morrison is referring to is the "back door men
> society" of the late 1940's, the American offshoot of the Illuminati
> firmly entrenched and established in most of Western Europe and
> exceedingly so in England. The "Men" were largely known for their
> affiliation with the "Skull and Bones" society's (the Yale institution)
> opium dealings in China and essentially functioned as head hunters,
> occupied with searching for personnel for the missions in China and with
> contracting transport ship crews. The society's funding from the Skull
> and Bones was severed when the head of The Back Door men was found dead
> in his apartment, tied to a chair, shot in the head, and was
> penetrated by a large dildo forced upon him.
>
> I think.
You misquote the words of "Morrison's Lament', from the tastefully
titled Hendrix bootleg "Woke up this morning and found myself dead!",
on which Jim Morrison guest vocals at an early gig at the
Whiskey-a-GoGo. An obviously drunken Morrison clearly and repeatedly
instructs (screams at) the male members of the audience to "Fuck your
woman up the ass", probably illustrating one of Morrison's key sexual
interests/hobbies at the time, and suggesting a reason for wanting to
cover the song on the first Doors' album. Also the crap about the
Illuminati is just that. Blues music as an Illuminati conspiracy ploy
to take over the world. puleese.
--
G
Galicean
The idea that 'Back Door Man' is simply about a 'secret lover' slipping
out of the back door is just naive. The line "The men don't know, but
the little girls understand" in Willie Dixon's original, and the Doors'
cover suggests that most men (certainly in pre-internet porn days)
wouldn't understand or believe that women might want to indulge in and
enjoy anal sex.
The reference to chicken being 'polari' for a 'young man' does put a new
light/bent on it. As for Robert Plant/Zeppelin's use of the phrase in
'Whole Lotta Love', anal-sex allusions were hardly taboo for Led
Zeppelin.
One of their albums is called 'In Through the Out Door'! (Think about
it) I'm sure some people out there will probably think this is just
about rock-stars rudely ingressing into supermarkets through the fire
exit. Wake up. This is the 'Blues' and 'Rock'n'Roll' were talking about
here. It's not 'The Sound of Music' for God's sake.
--
G
Franklin
LOL
Hootie Hoot Owll
> 'Hootie Hoot Owll' wrote thus:
>
>>On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:22:43 +0100, hummingbird wrote:
>>
>>> I did not see Owll's OP to which Vanguard replied but I've just
>>> found it in my filters log (caught due to excessive x-posting).
>>> (Since VanguardLH deleted the x-posts, I saw his reply.)
>>> The OPWSW was actually posted to 4 newsgroups, ACF was one of them.
>>>
>>> Looking at Owll's original post, it looks like he deleted all the
>>> References: entries when he replied (on another newsgroup)
>>> and also added ACF to the Newsgroup list (or ACF was in the
>>> Follow-Up to which he replied. I can't be assed to investigate).
>>>
>>> The latter would explain why it appeared as a new thread on ACF
>>> but in no way detracts from the most common reason stated above.
>>>
>>> Deleting the References: prevents news clients from threading
>>> properly, even if there's an existing thread with the same Subject
>>>
>>> Trust me, I do know how this works ;-)
>
>>A bird who aint a bird,
>
> I'm actually an aracari: http://aracari.notlong.com :-)
>
>>Hey bird CUT me Some Slack
>
> Hi Hootie Hoot,
>
> I was just explaining to one of ACF's posters how your post
> appeared as it did. He didn't seem not to know but felt the
> urge to join in this thread.
>
> If you wanna confirm that you deleted the "References:"
> entries in your original post, that'll clear up »Q«'s confusions.
RoGER WILCO all of that bird
> OTOH, if you wanna have a nag at someone, try VanguardLH
> here on ACF, he's the person who started bitching.
GraN DAD's n asswhole
> Meanwhile, be assured that I'm a GREAT fan of The Doors
> ...always have been ...magic music IMHO :-)
>
> 'The End' is possibly my favourite song of theirs :-)
SaWWWWWWeet birdie!
>>People are strange when you're a stranger
>>Faces look ugly when you're alone
>>Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
>>Streets are uneven when you're down
>>
>>When you're strange
>>Faces come out of the rain
>>When you're strange
>>No one remembers your name
>>When you're strange
>
> Enjoy.......
This is the end
you gentle friend <- yeah, how 'bout "beautiful friend"
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes
Again
Can you picture what we’ll be,
So limitless and free?
Desperately in need
Of some stranger’s hand
In a desperate land
Lost in a Roman
Wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There’s danger on the edge of town
Ride the king’s highway
Weird scenes inside the goldmine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake
Ride the snake
To the lake
The ancient lake, baby
The snake he’s long
Seven miles
Ride the snake
He’s old
And his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we’ll do the rest
Da blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Driver where you takin’ us?
The killer awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery and he
Walked on down the hall
And he went into the room where his sister lived
And… then he… paid a visit to his brother, and then he…
He walked on down the hall, yeah
And he came to a door
And he looked inside
Father?
“Yes son?”
I want to kill you…
Mother? I want to… fuck you all night yeah,
Come on, yeah
Come on baby, take a chance with us
Come on baby, take a chance with us
Come on baby, take a chance with us and
Meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin’ a blue rock
On the blue bus <- on "a" blue bus
Doin’ a blue rock
Come on, yeah
Fuck, fuck yeah
Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck yeah
Come on baby,
Fuck me baby, fuck yeah
Hey, fuck fuck
Fuck… yeah
Fuck me, yeah
Come on baby, fuck me baby
Fuck fuck, whoah, whoah yeah
Yeah, fuck yeah,
Come on, huh huh huh yeah,
All right…
Kill… kill… kill… kill… kill… kill… kill
This is the end
you gentle friend <- once again, "beautiful friend"
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you’ll never follow me
The end of laughter
And soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
Tom Keske
At first, I thought that he didn't really belong with all the other
notable figures like Edith Piaff, Gertrude Stein, Oscar Wilde, etc, but
actually the Lizard King is right in his element, and really the soul
of the entire place, which seems very "Adams Family".
He looked like he had been dead for about 200 years.
Time passes quickly as you get older, but apparently even
more quickly when you are dead.
Some people say that he didn't really die, but faked his
death and became a spy.
His father, George Morrison, who died last year , had commanded
the Navy fleet during the Gulf of Tonkin Incident. He had graduated
from the Naval Academy in Annapolis.
Yes. That place. After WWII, he had worked on secret nuclear
weapons in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Guess that's where Jimmy got the inspiration for "Unknown Soldier".
Father/Son, from the Navy & nuclear weapons to the Lizard King.
Definitely an inspiration.
Tom Keske
"Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootie...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:4a4e84aa$1...@news.x-privat.org...
> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
> Zee�end.
>
> Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> pronounced "Zee End"
>
> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
> "This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
Hootie Hoot Owll
> I visited Morrison's grave at Pere Lachaise Cemetery, in Paris, last year.
> At first, I thought that he didn't really belong with all the other
> notable figures like Edith Piaff, Gertrude Stein, Oscar Wilde, etc, but
> actually the Lizard King is right in his element, and really the soul
> of the entire place, which seems very "Adams Family".
HO HO HO
People are strange, when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly, when you're alone
Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven, you know, when you're down...
> He looked like he had been dead for about 200 years.
> Time passes quickly as you get older, but apparently even
> more quickly when you are dead.
>
> Some people say that he didn't really die, but faked his
> death and became a spy.
I'm a spy in the house of love.
I know the dream that you're dreamin' of;
I know the word that you long to hear.
I know your deepest secret fear.
> His father, George Morrison, who died last year , had commanded
> the Navy fleet during the Gulf of Tonkin Incident. He had graduated
> from the Naval Academy in Annapolis.
>
> Yes. That place. After WWII, he had worked on secret nuclear
> weapons in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
>
> Guess that's where Jimmy got the inspiration for "Unknown Soldier".
Wait until the war is over
and we're both a little older.
The unknown soldier
Breakfast where the news is read
television children fed
unborn living, living, dead,
bullet strikes the helmet's head.
And it's all over for the unknown soldier.
It's all over for the unknown soldier.
March!
> Father/Son, from the Navy & nuclear weapons to the Lizard King.
>
> Definitely an inspiration.
>
> Tom Keske
Time to live, time to lie
Time to laugh, time to die.
Take it easy baby, take it as it comes
Don't move too fast if you want your love to last.
HO HO HO The Lizard King, he had beena "moving much too fast."
Will Dockery
> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:4a4e84aa$1...@news.x-privat.org...
>
> > Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> > Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> > grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> > Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> > nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> > These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> > for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> > from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> > specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>
> > Zeeëend, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> > umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> > looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> > first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> > pronounced "Zee End"
>
> > Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> > the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> > with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> > course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
>
> > So there he was, Jim Morrison, completely insane by the end of his
> > career, dressed as Hitler, standing in the sea with a duck, pooing and
> > crying and singing
>
> > "QUACK PARP HEIL HITLER BOOHOOO PARP SPLUT QUACK!"
>
> > He was a true American poet.
>
> > They tried to keep that bit quiet of course, and made out that he was
> > singing about "the end" as if that makes any sense, but now you know the
> > truth.
>
> > May you rest in peace, Jim Morrison. We will keep the true torch of your
> > artistic vision burning.
>
> Jim Morrison was. In fact, I've almost forgotten. He was my generation's
> pop singer full of drugs. Now the youngsters have MJ. Requiescat in Pace,
> both. JG
Maybe /now/ but as recently as a decade ago, I found Morrison & The
Doors were very well known to younger folks who were interested in
poetry and performance, many t-shirts and posters hanging, and around
1995-98, I saw almost as many of the slim poetry volumes of Jim
Morrison carried by young folks as I did the Bukowski poetry.
Jim Morrison is a poet of the people, and for the ages.
--
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D9uGY157cpiU
Loverly Vagina
> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:4a4e84aa$1...@news.x-privat.org...
>>
>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>>
>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>>
>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>>> Zee�end.
>>
>>> Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>>
>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>>
>>> "This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
>>
>>> So there he was, Jim Morrison, completely insane by the end of his
>>> career, dressed as Hitler, standing in the sea with a duck, pooing and
>>> crying and singing
>>
>>> "QUACK PARP HEIL HITLER BOOHOOO PARP SPLUT QUACK!"
>>
>>> He was a true American poet.
>>
>>> They tried to keep that bit quiet of course, and made out that he was
>>> singing about "the end" as if that makes any sense, but now you know the
>>> truth.
>>
>>> May you rest in peace, Jim Morrison. We will keep the true torch of your
>>> artistic vision burning.
>>
>> A riot. �Very clever. �Of course, 98.5% of Usenet users will not know who
>> Jim Morrison was. �In fact, I've almost forgotten. �He was my generation's
>> pop singer full of drugs. �Now the youngsters have MJ. �Requiescat in Pace,
>> both. �JG
>
> Maybe /now/ but as recently as a decade ago, I found Morrison & The
> Doors were very well known to younger folks who were interested in
> poetry and performance, many t-shirts and posters hanging, and around
> 1995-98, I saw almost as many of the slim poetry volumes of Jim
> Morrison carried by young folks as I did the Bukowski poetry.
>
> Jim Morrison is a poet of the people, and for the ages.
Sir Dockery, with strange coincidence, in coincidence, you have posted a
post to our most Loverly Jim. I hope this exchange, when exchanged,
between us and amongst us, finds you well and singing!
Please visit my anthem, Kind And Good Sir Will!
http://tr.im/1f7v
Will Dockery
> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> > "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> >>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> >>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> >>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> >>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> >>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> >>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> >>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> >>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>
> >>> Zeeëend, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> >>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> >>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> >>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> >>> pronounced "Zee End"
>
> >>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> >>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> >>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> >>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
>
Hey, LV, how've you been? I tried the link you posted and it didn't
work... just gave me the "Cannot Display" notice.
--
"She Came From Overseas" and other song-poems by Will Dockery:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery
Loverly Vagina
> On Jul 15, 5:49�pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>>
>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>>
>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>>>>> Zee�end.
>>
>>>>> Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>>
>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>>
>>>>> "This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
>>
Moist!
> I tried the link you posted and it didn't
> work... just gave me the "Cannot Display" notice.
Egads, a villain is about, try this one and return, when returned, and
let's discuss the hairy details!
Loverly Vagina
> NOTE: The following newsgroups that are UNRELATED to alt.comp.freeware
> were omitted in my reply:
> alt.music.the-doors
> alt.poetry,rec.music.beatles
>
> Hootie Hoot Owll wrote:
>
>> Subject: Re: Jim Morrison
> <but no matching References header to account for the use of "Re:">
>
>> Grammar is very important to me, ...
>
> Yet you incorrectly used the "Re:" prefix in your Subject to pretend you
> were replying to someone. You started a NEW thread.
>
>> Newsgroups: alt.comp.freeware,
>> alt.music.the-doors,
>> alt.poetry,rec.music.beatles
>
> Topics of pseudo-mythology, Jim's poetry of contrived ambiguity and
> mysticism, or sentimental pangs of a long gone drug-induced psychedelic
> "enlightenment" era is not an excuse for including UNRELATED newsgroups
> in your post.
Sir Vangaurd, Left-Handed, on penis, yours, with stroking, up, down, up,
down, up, I am concerned with your concerns, your contrivance, your
Net-Kopping, your contrived Net-Kopping.
May I, Kindly LH Stroking Tool Stroker, up, down, up, down, up, offer a
pitiful morsel of moist, labial suggestion?
If you really must flog it,
Though the thought appalls;
Remember work the shaft
And cup the balls.
Loverly Vagina
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 11:21:35 -0400, David W wrote:> On Sat, 4 Jul 2009
11:12:18 -0400, Vinnie Yasay wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 09:39:45 -0500, VanguardLH wrote:
>>
>>> occam wrote:
>>>
>>>> VanguardLH wrote:
>>>> \
>>>>> mysticism, or sentimental pangs of a long gone drug-induced psychedelic
>>>>> "enlightenment" era is not an excuse for including UNRELATED newsgroups
>>>>> in your post.
>>>>
>>>> bitching, back-biting and name-calling that normally passes for posts in
>>>> this [ACF] group, you must admit.
>>>
>>> Yeah, that's true. Was definitely more interesting. Although I grew up
>>> during that era, I have to wonder if Beatles and Doors fans (because of
>>> the OP's inclusion of both fan groups) really like being equated as the
>>> same type of music fan. Tis something akin to equating MJ with heroin.
>>
>> That makes no sense at all, none. You think that there are no crossover
>> fans between the Beatles and The Doors? Neraly every Beatles fan I know
>> was also a Doors fan. How many bands were there to like back then, Grand
>> Dad? Ten? lol
>
> Mr. Vanguard "grew up" in that era. He's not claiming adult knowledge of
> it. Obviously. :0)
David W., with wonder, does W = wunnerful or wilburn? Not such matters
as your love for Jim, in love, with Jim, is such that love shines with
radiance, from your wunnerfulness...
Would you like to fuck?
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV7agoTb5Ak
Loverly Vagina
>> Father/Son, from the Navy & nuclear weapons to the Lizard King.
>>
>> Definitely an inspiration.
>>
>> Tom Keske
>
> Time to live, time to lie
> Time to laugh, time to die.
> Take it easy baby, take it as it comes
> Don't move too fast if you want your love to last.
>
> HO HO HO The Lizard King, he had beena "moving much too fast."
Lady Hooting, your hootness, well spoken, with speech, as type, in Jim's
words!
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV7agoTb5Ak
David W
I bow before your pinkness, Ma'am.
> Would you like to fuck?
Do Jews wear funny hats?
Will Dockery
> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:36:57 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Jul 15, 5:49 pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
> >>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> >>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> >>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> >>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> >>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> >>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> >>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> >>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> >>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>
> >>>>> Zeeëend, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> >>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> >>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> >>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> >>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>
> >>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> >>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> >>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> >>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
>
Heh... interesting subject. How did you come to call yourself
"Vagina", anyway, LV?
--
"Truck Stop Woman" by Dockery & Conley on internet radio:
http://www.wqik.com/new2/artists/i/237770?psid=303942
Will Dockery
>VanguardLH wrote:
>> occam wrote:
>>> VanguardLH wrote:
>
> >>>>> Topics of pseudo-mythology, Jim's poetry of contrived ambiguity and
> >>>>> mysticism, or sentimental pangs of a long gone drug-induced psychedelic
> >>>>> "enlightenment" era is not an excuse for including UNRELATED newsgroups
> >>>>> in your post.
>
> >>>> It makes a welcome change and a breath of fresh-air to the usual
> >>>> bitching, back-biting and name-calling that normally passes for posts in
> >>>> this [ACF] group, you must admit.
>
> >>> Yeah, that's true. Was definitely more interesting. Although I grew up
> >>> during that era, I have to wonder if Beatles and Doors fans (because of
> >>> the OP's inclusion of both fan groups) really like being equated as the
> >>> same type of music fan. Tis something akin to equating MJ with heroin.
>
> >> That makes no sense at all, none. You think that there are no crossover
> >> fans between the Beatles and The Doors? Neraly every Beatles fan I know
> >> was also a Doors fan. How many bands were there to like back then, Grand
> >> Dad? Ten? lol
Interesting, though just barely... I'm pretty sure that I wasn't the
only kid in that era that listened to just about anything that worked,
Beatles, Doors, obviously. Rolling Stones and Velvet Underground on
the ends of that spectrum, maybe.
--
"Little Homeless Clown" on Playing Singles Drinking Doubles 17 -
podcast:
http://audio.substep.com/fleetfm/playingsingles17_b.mp3
Vinnie Yasay
Jethro Tull, The Who, Pink floyd, only ijjits like Vanguard had
narrow-minded mental stigmas, do you wanna smoke a joint?
--
Don't ever ya(say) I don't love Dr. McIntire. Who the fuck else
will pay my bills?
Will Dockery
The Kinks, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Moby Grape... the list is pretty
much endless.
> --
> Don't ever ya(say) I don't love Dr. McIntire. Who the fuck else
> will pay my bills?
Trapper John?
--
New song-poem, "Red Lipped Stranger" by Will Dockery coming soon. Stay
tuned...
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Loverly Vagina
> On Jul 16, 8:35�am, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:36:57 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>> On Jul 15, 5:49�pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>>>>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
>>>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
>>>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>>
>>>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
>>>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>>
>>>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
>>>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
>>>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
>>>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>>>>>>> Zee�end.
>>
>>>>>>> Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
>>>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
>>>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
>>>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
>>>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>>
>>>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
>>>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
>>>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
>>>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>>
>>>>>>> "This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
>>
Why, Sir Will, have you forgotten that I am the one and the only vagina
that Lady Jane Asher ever had? Kindly, I had to swallow Macca's cum but
Lady Jane....*NEVER*
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV7agoTb5Ak
Will Dockery
> On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:31:51 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Jul 16, 8:35 am, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:36:57 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> On Jul 15, 5:49 pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> >>>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> >>>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> >>>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> >>>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> >>>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> >>>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> >>>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> >>>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>
> >>>>>>> Zeeëend, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> >>>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> >>>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> >>>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> >>>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>
> >>>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> >>>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> >>>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> >>>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
>
Heh... yes, but still quite a myestery...
--
"All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind
together." -Jack Kerouac
http://www.wqik.com/new2/artists/i/237770?psid=303942
LookingGlass
>
> - Show quoted text -
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Loverly Vagina
> On Jul 23, 7:40�pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:31:51 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>> On Jul 16, 8:35�am, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:36:57 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>> On Jul 15, 5:49�pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>>>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
>>>>>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
>>>>>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
>>>>>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>>
>>>>>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
>>>>>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
>>>>>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
>>>>>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>>>>>>>>> Zee�end.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
>>>>>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
>>>>>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
>>>>>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
>>>>>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>>
>>>>>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
>>>>>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
>>>>>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
>>>>>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>>
>>>>>>>>> "This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
>>
Kind Sir Will, a mystery not, my moniker, not a mystery. I wilt upon
myself responsibility, to be responsible, to Lady Jane Asher whose name,
muddied, drug through Macca mud, on rec.music.beatles, obsessed few, few
with agenda, yet powerful, with their power, claimed Milady ingested,
horrors, orally, Macca cum. I took the mantle, the bit if you will, by
bit, in my teeth.
Was I to make impression, impressing those few, by monikering a handle
unhandling my moniker? To be The Loverly Penis? Or the Loverly Armpit?
*NAY*
I am what I am because of what I am, to save Lady Jane's reputation.
She spit. I saw her.
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV7agoTb5Ak
Will Dockery
> On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:54:21 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Jul 23, 7:40 pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:31:51 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> On Jul 16, 8:35 am, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:36:57 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>>> On Jul 15, 5:49 pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>>>>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> >>>>>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> >>>>>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> >>>>>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> >>>>>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> >>>>>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> >>>>>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> >>>>>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>
> >>>>>>>>> Zeeëend, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> >>>>>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> >>>>>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> >>>>>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> >>>>>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>
> >>>>>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> >>>>>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> >>>>>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> >>>>>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
>
Okay... I think... hey I read the interesting news that McCartney
might be teaming up with Dylan to write some songs this year, that
might be pretty interesting.
Loverly Vagina
> On Jul 24, 5:05�pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:54:21 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>> On Jul 23, 7:40�pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:31:51 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>> On Jul 16, 8:35�am, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:36:57 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>>>> On Jul 15, 5:49�pm, Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:02:35 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
>>>>>>>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
>>>>>>>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
>>>>>>>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
>>>>>>>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
>>>>>>>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
>>>>>>>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>>>>>>>>>>> Zee�end.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
>>>>>>>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
>>>>>>>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
>>>>>>>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
>>>>>>>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
>>>>>>>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
>>>>>>>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
>>>>>>>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
>>
Kind Will, Sir Paul Macca and crinkly Robert Allen Zimmerman shall
stage, on stage, together, one with the other, soon, not now, but later,
after a summery meeting in summery Californ I A. A few last Hurrahs,
both, aged, aging, with age vaulting, nonetheless, Macca has undergone
much plastic surgery...did they find Michael's nose yet?
No dates for these dated daunters, Lady Jane shall not attend nor will
the wooden leg, oak, of former Mrs. Macca...I wonder if she swallowed,
would it hollow, in her oaken stump?
What has happened to our poet friends?
Will Dockery
>Will Dockery wrote:
>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
> >>>>>>>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
> >>>>>>>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
> >>>>>>>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
> >>>>>>>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
> >>>>>>>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Zeeëend, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
> >>>>>>>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
> >>>>>>>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
> >>>>>>>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
> >>>>>>>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
> >>>>>>>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
> >>>>>>>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
> >>>>>>>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>
>
So they put the collaboration off for now? I've been too busy, and
forgot to check on it, but last I heard Ringo had agreed to join in
with them. I was kind of hoping for a Wilburys kind of set up.
has undergone
> much plastic surgery...did they find Michael's nose yet?
>
> No dates for these dated daunters, Lady Jane shall not attend nor will
> the wooden leg, oak, of former Mrs. Macca...I wonder if she swallowed,
> would it hollow, in her oaken stump?
>
> What has happened to our poet friends?
Kind of quiet around here with the poets, these days... it happens
sometimes, summer doldrums or whatever...
--
"Truck Stop Woman" by Dockery-Conley on internet radio:
http://www.wqik.com/new2/artists/i/237770?psid=303942
Loverly Vagina
> Loverly Vagina <loverlyvag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>> "Jay Effgee" <j...@mchsi.com> wrote:
>>>> "Hootie Hoot Owll" <hootiehoot...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grammar is very important to me, and very important to civilisation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Civilisation itself began when the Greek God Parentheses brought forth
>>>>>>>>>>>>> grammar from a swan and cast it down to Earth.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Parentheses was the son of fleet-footed Apostrophes and brother to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nymph Onomatopoeia, and the triplets Antonym, Homonym and Synonym.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> These Olympiads created the Dutch language, though it was not discovered
>>>>>>>>>>>>> for thousands of years (by the Dutch). This entire language was forged
>>>>>>>>>>>>> from bronze by the great, lame god of metallurgy Hyphenation
>>>>>>>>>>>>> specifically to provide a justification for the greatest of all words-
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zee�end.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zee�end, which translates to English as "Sea Duck" does not have an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> umlaut as you may have thought when you saw it- that is a dieresis. It
>>>>>>>>>>>>> looks the same as an umlaut but is different. The dieresis means the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> first "ee" is pronounced separately to the second "ee" - so it is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pronounced "Zee End"
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Morrison was, you see, actually singing about a Sea Duck, and using
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the greatest of all words. Specifically he was singing about a Sea Duck
>>>>>>>>>>>>> with Dieresis, so it must have been completely covered in poo. Also, of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> course, he was singing with a German accent.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "This is zee�end, my only friend, zee�end"
>>
Nay, Sir Will of Kind, collaboration is/was to happen, tour dates
another time yet, as I report, the report, I report no collaboartion has
been reported!
> has undergone
>> much plastic surgery...did they find Michael's nose yet?
>>
>> No dates for these dated daunters, Lady Jane shall not attend nor will
>> the wooden leg, oak, of former Mrs. Macca...I wonder if she swallowed,
>> would it hollow, in her oaken stump?
>>
>> What has happened to our poet friends?
>
> Kind of quiet around here with the poets, these days... it happens
> sometimes, summer doldrums or whatever...
Revive my Spectacle, Will, it will awke the masses!
DOCTOR Mary Ellen Hall McIntire Yasay, Ph.D, (Div.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYETTK16jQI
Kewl, Will, keeeeeeewl
--
I'm unfaithful, divorced, lost my kids, bankrupt and remarried
a slant-eyed karate instructor. You, however, can call me
DOCTOR McIntire! Come Poke Me! http://preview.tinyurl.com/mh9ucn
Will Dockery
Thanks, Doctor!
--
"Truck Stop Woman" by Dockery-Conley on internet radio:
http://www.wqik.com/new2/artists/i/237770?psid=303942
> --
Loverly Vagina
Sir Will, Dr. Mary Ellen Hall McIntire is a proctologist, practicing
proctology, practically half way inside your tummy with proctoscopes
scope.
I use cucumbers.
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV7agoTb5Ak
Will Dockery
Okay, I'm not up-to-date on all these new characters... heh.
I saw "Dr. McIntire" and at first thought it was a M*A*S*H reference.
Loverly Vagina
No, the former Miss Mary Ellen Hall, married, in marriage, one John
McIntire, legal MD, a combo, a freak, a lawyer and a doctor. They went
kaput, divorcee and divorced, through divorce, of course, of course,
Mrs. McIntire (Lady Mel to all) was not without male, and maleness,
either prior to, during or after divorce.
IOW, she was a known whore. Had over 100 suits and the suitors in them.
Now she hangs about, looking, panting, touching, herself, no males, she
being penniless, without asspennies, none, not a fucking dime.
Fear her.
Picture?
Yes.
Will Dockery
Hmmmm... sure sounds mighty close to "Trapper John" McIntire of
M*A*S*H... a nym maybe?
--
Unearthed from the internet archives, the original "Autograph of
Zorro" session, written by Dockery-Conley-Benders, along with Dan
Davidson & Rick Edwards, among others yet to be remembered from the
mists of time:
http://web.archive.org/web/20051220140758/http://www.kannibaal.nl/zorro.mp3
Vinnie Yasay
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> Don't ever ya(say) I don't love Dr. McIntire. Who the fuck else
>>>>>>>> will pay my bills?
>>
>>>>>>> Trapper John?
>>
>>>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYETTK16jQI
>>
>>>>>> Kewl, Will, keeeeeeewl
>>
>>>>> Thanks, Doctor!
>>
>>>> Sir Will, Dr. Mary Ellen Hall McIntire is a proctologist, practicing
>>>> proctology, practically half way inside your tummy with proctoscopes
>>>> scope.
>>
>>> Okay, I'm not up-to-date on all these new characters... heh.
>>
>>> I saw "Dr. McIntire" and at first thought it was a M*A*S*H reference.
>>
>> No, the former Miss Mary Ellen Hall, married, in marriage, one John
>> McIntire, legal MD, a combo, a freak, a lawyer and a doctor.
>
> Hmmmm... sure sounds mighty close to "Trapper John" McIntire of
> M*A*S*H... a nym maybe?
>
> --
> Unearthed from the internet archives, the original "Autograph of
> Zorro" session, written by Dockery-Conley-Benders, along with Dan
> Davidson & Rick Edwards, among others yet to be remembered from the
> mists of time:
> http://web.archive.org/web/20051220140758/http://www.kannibaal.nl/zorro.mp3
You think your funny with that shit?
Will Dockery
> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:39:11 -0700 (PDT), Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>>>>>> --
> >>>>>>>> Don't ever ya(say) I don't love Dr. McIntire. Who the fuck else
> >>>>>>>> will pay my bills?
>
> >>>>>>> Trapper John?
>
> >>>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYETTK16jQI
>
> >>>>>> Kewl, Will, keeeeeeewl
>
> >>>>> Thanks, Doctor!
>
> >>>> Sir Will, Dr. Mary Ellen Hall McIntire is a proctologist, practicing
> >>>> proctology, practically half way inside your tummy with proctoscopes
> >>>> scope.
>
> >>> Okay, I'm not up-to-date on all these new characters... heh.
>
> >>> I saw "Dr. McIntire" and at first thought it was a M*A*S*H reference.
>
> >> No, the former Miss Mary Ellen Hall, married, in marriage, one John
> >> McIntire, legal MD, a combo, a freak, a lawyer and a doctor.
>
> > Hmmmm... sure sounds mighty close to "Trapper John" McIntire of
> > M*A*S*H... a nym maybe?
>
> > --
> > Unearthed from the internet archives, the original "Autograph of
> > Zorro" session, written by Dockery-Conley-Benders, along with Dan
> > Davidson & Rick Edwards, among others yet to be remembered from the
> > mists of time:
>
> You think your funny with that shit?
Which part?
Vinnie Yasay
Trapper John shit, assclown. That's my wife's ex-husband, assclown. Put
down the pipe assclown.
Will Dockery
Oh, okay... just a coincidence.
>That's my wife's ex-husband
Having just seen you posting here over the last couple of days, how in
the world would I have known that? Now that we have made
introductions, on behalf of my fellow poets, welcome to the Usenet
poetry newsgroups.
--
"Truck Stop Woman" by Dockery-Conley on internet radio:
http://www.wqik.com/new2/artists/i/237770?psid=303942
> Don't ever ya(say) I don't love Dr. McIntire. Who the fuck else
> will pay my bills?
Jaimai
Will,
You might not recognize him, but "Vinnie" is the same person that has
been posting as "Loverly Vagina".
Trust me. It's the same person. He is well-known for his nym-shifting
on alt.comp.freeware. You'll learn to recognize his style of writing
after a while.
Bernie Woodham
rec.music.beatles and alt.arts.poetry.comments
I don't know why RMD didn't make the list.
Loverly Vagina
Sir Will, show them a copy of my "Spectacle", it is "spectacle-are" if
I, Loverly Vagina, of Lady Jane Asher, do say so, with labias flapping,
meself!
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV7agoTb5Ak
Vinnie Yasay
WTF is RMD and wtf do I care?
Will Dockery
Hello, Bernie!
Speaking of Dylan, whatever happened with that announced collaboration
he was supposed to be doing with McCartney right about now? Is that
still on, or what?
--
"Corning Town" by Will Dockery & Brian Mallard (video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njes_L9ZDgQ
w
WTF is wrong with you, Dickery, you don't believe the Vagina?
"Napalm sticks to kids!".
http://tr.im/1f7m
T.S. Elliot
> WTF is wrong with you, Dickery, you don't believe the Vagina?
I think he knows that you're the vagina, Frank (a.k.a. David W).
You're gonna have to find a new game to play.
T.S. Elliot
> WTF is wrong with you, Dickery, you don't believe the Vagina?
I think he knows now that you're the vagina, Frank, a.k.a. David W.
Will Dockery
I'm just looking to turn the discussion to something of interest (to
me, anyway), that relates to the 1960s poets who are still alive and
working.
--
"Corning Town": Words & Vocal by Will Dockery Music & Guitar by Brian
Mallard ©2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njes_L9ZDgQ
> "Napalm sticks to kids!".http://tr.im/1f7m
w
That fukken worked well for you, didn't it?
Clown.
--
Will Dockery
Well as to be expected, I suppose.
Dan Camper
Nice catch, how did you know? LV is also Alex Cain in real life.
Will Dockery
Wow... are you sure of that?
--
"Silver Blazing Sun" written by Will Dockery & Brian Mallard,
performed by The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-RTkMkQJo