spiceworld reviews

trevor ashman

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Feb 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/24/98

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Has anyone else noticed when film critics have reviewed spiceworld that
they say it was made for 5-10 year olds,then in the same review they say
that those 5-10 year olds won't get all the jokes.I think those film
critics are in that age group.The Spice Girls made it for all age
groups.

CDeez Nutz

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Feb 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/25/98

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They made it for those in the age group of 4 years, 11 months, 28
days, 2 hours, 54 minutes, 50 seconds and three tenths to 8 years, 11
days, 20 hours, 9 minutes, 27 seconds and nine tenths.

If you are not within that precise age group then your spleen will
explode 23 minutes, 27 seconds and one tenth into the movie. I take
it you all heard about the Des Moines, IA incident where 33 people
died during a Saturday matinee showing of Spiceworld. Gruesome shit,
man.

Mr Knowitall

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Feb 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/25/98

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CDeez Nutz wrote in message <34f37120...@enews.newsguy.com>...

I am a miracle of nature, 19, seen the movie, with spleen intact. Why do I
not feel unique?

Mr Knowitall
mrkno...@geocities.com
To view the alt.music.spice-girls FAQ go to:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/7560/spicefaq.html

CDeez Nutz

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Feb 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/25/98

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>>If you are not within that precise age group then your spleen will
>>explode 23 minutes, 27 seconds and one tenth into the movie. I take
>>it you all heard about the Des Moines, IA incident where 33 people
>>died during a Saturday matinee showing of Spiceworld. Gruesome shit,
>>man.
>
>
>I am a miracle of nature, 19, seen the movie, with spleen intact. Why do I
>not feel unique?

It's been reported that 1 in every 6,411 19 year olds will not die
during the performance. Consider yourself lucky.

ad...@interlog.com

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Feb 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/25/98

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Mr Knowitall wrote:

> I am a miracle of nature, 19, seen the movie, with spleen intact. Why do I
> not feel unique?

Because you're WEIRD.

El Capitano

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Feb 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/25/98

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>>They made it for those in the age group of 4 years, 11 months, 28
>>days, 2 hours, 54 minutes, 50 seconds and three tenths to 8 years, 11
>>days, 20 hours, 9 minutes, 27 seconds and nine tenths.
>>

>>If you are not within that precise age group then your spleen will
>>explode 23 minutes, 27 seconds and one tenth into the movie. I take
>>it you all heard about the Des Moines, IA incident where 33 people
>>died during a Saturday matinee showing of Spiceworld. Gruesome shit,
>>man.
>
>

>I am a miracle of nature, 19, seen the movie, with spleen intact. Why do I
>not feel unique?

Because Gorillas are immune to it :)

Chemically Imbalanced Spice

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Feb 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/26/98

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For reasons still unknown, "Mr Knowitall" <ja...@ihug.co.nz> wrote the
following on Wed, 25 Feb 1998 21:35:57 +1300 :

>I am a miracle of nature, 19, seen the movie, with spleen intact. Why do I
>not feel unique?

It's because most of the people who saw it were in their 20's. :-)

Donnie
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Kent Wills

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Feb 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/27/98

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don...@imagixx.net (Chemically Imbalanced Spice) wrote:

>It's because most of the people who saw it were in their 20's. :-)
>
>Donnie
>20

I just made it then.

Kent
29

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Kent Wills

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Feb 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/27/98

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cdeez...@hotmail.com (CDeez Nutz) entertained us with divel such as:

>If you are not within that precise age group then your spleen will
>explode 23 minutes, 27 seconds and one tenth into the movie. I take
>it you all heard about the Des Moines, IA incident where 33 people
>died during a Saturday matinee showing of Spiceworld. Gruesome shit,
>man.

Somehow I missed this, and I live in the Des Moines area (I live in
Ankeny, roughly seven miles north of Des Moines). Guess that's what I
get for seeing the movie in Ankeny.

Kent

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Feb 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/27/98

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Kent Wills wrote:

> cdeez...@hotmail.com (CDeez Nutz) entertained us with divel such as:
>
> >If you are not within that precise age group then your spleen will
> >explode 23 minutes, 27 seconds and one tenth into the movie. I take
> >it you all heard about the Des Moines, IA incident where 33 people
> >died during a Saturday matinee showing of Spiceworld. Gruesome shit,
> >man.
>
> Somehow I missed this, and I live in the Des Moines area (I live in
> Ankeny, roughly seven miles north of Des Moines). Guess that's what I
> get for seeing the movie in Ankeny.

Have you seen The Bridges Of Madison County?

Kent Wills

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Feb 28, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/28/98

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>Have you seen The Bridges Of Madison County?
>

I've seen several of the actual bridges, but not the movie.