Geri joins literary elite
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Thursday 11 March 1999
Former Spice Girl wins £1m deal for her story
By Nigel Reynolds, Arts Correspondent
GERI HALLIWELL, the former Spice Girl, has joined
Britain's literary elite by selling her first book,
her autobiography, for a sum believed to be near
£1 million.
Transworld won a fierce bidding war in Britain,
buying the book which is nearing completion for
between £500,000 and £550,000. Her British literary
agent, Mark Lucas, this week also sold American
rights separately to Dell for what is believed to
be a slightly lower figure. Yesterday a publishing
insider said: "It's similar, I think, but may be a
bit lower than the Transworld deal because the Spice
Girls are not so big in America." Mr Lucas refused to
discuss the figures but volunteered that the deal
might be "a record-breaking scenario".
For a first book, the figures are staggering. They
propel the Watford-born pop star, who parted from the
Spice Girls last May because she wanted to pursue other
interests, to near the top of the publishing tree. The
deal compares favourably with the reported £1.3 million
paid to Monica Lewinsky and Andrew Morton for Monica's
Story and the £600,000 believed to have been paid to
John Major for his memoirs.
It puts Miss Halliwell, 26, who was once a gameshow host
on Turkish television, way ahead of most fiction writers.
Last year, the British first-time novelist Amy Jenkins
is believed to have been paid £600,000 for two books.
Vikram Seth was paid a "staggering" £250,000 for his first
novel, A Suitable Boy.
Transworld, which will publish Miss Halliwell's memoir in
October, beat three other publishers for the British rights,
including Penguin which had gone to bizarre lengths to win
the race for what is likely to be one of the hottest books
of the year. Last week, a classified "lonely hearts"
advertisement appeared in the London Evening Standard
stating that a 63-year-old publisher was seeking a "No 1
best-selling author, 26 for relationship to blossom this
autumn". The 63-year-old publisher was Penguin.
Despite the huge sums, Mr Lucas said yesterday that the
autobiography was "not a kiss and tell memoir". He strongly
denied that it would contain sensational revelations and said
that it was "an inspirational book about a journey of our
times" of a young woman learning to cope with unexpected
success. He said: "It's very, very important that people
understand that this book is her view of how she found herself,
rather than changing room gossip. She is very, very special. I
think that she is one of a handful of late 20th century icons."
At Transworld, Miss Halliwell, who studied A-level English
Literature, will join a stable of other best-sellers, including
Joanna Trollope, Bill Bryson, Jilly Cooper, Terry Pratchett and
Germaine Greer.
Alison Burrow, senior editor at Bantam, the Transworld imprint
that will publish the book, said the company hoped to sell
200,000 hardback copies before going into paperback. She said
Miss Halliwell's life, including her working class upbringing
and a breast cancer scare when she was 18, was "a Cinderella
story which will have very wide appeal". She defended paying out
such a large advance. "It's worth it. We don't do these things
lightly."
____________________________________
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Trevor Ashman
b_g...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> From the Daily Telegraph:
>
> Thursday 11 March 1999
>
> Former Spice Girl wins ?1m deal for her story
> By Nigel Reynolds, Arts Correspondent
>
> GERI HALLIWELL, the former Spice Girl, has joined
> Britain's literary elite by selling her first book,
> her autobiography, for a sum believed to be near
> ?1 million.
>
> Transworld won a fierce bidding war in Britain,
> buying the book which is nearing completion for
> between ?500,000 and ?550,000. Her British literary
> agent, Mark Lucas, this week also sold American
> rights separately to Dell for what is believed to
> be a slightly lower figure. Yesterday a publishing
> insider said: "It's similar, I think, but may be a
> bit lower than the Transworld deal because the Spice
> Girls are not so big in America." Mr Lucas refused to
> discuss the figures but volunteered that the deal
> might be "a record-breaking scenario".
>
> For a first book, the figures are staggering. They
> propel the Watford-born pop star, who parted from the
> Spice Girls last May because she wanted to pursue other
> interests, to near the top of the publishing tree. The
> deal compares favourably with the reported ?1.3 million
> paid to Monica Lewinsky and Andrew Morton for Monica's
> Story and the ?600,000 believed to have been paid to
> John Major for his memoirs.
>
> It puts Miss Halliwell, 26, who was once a gameshow host
> on Turkish television, way ahead of most fiction writers.
> Last year, the British first-time novelist Amy Jenkins
> is believed to have been paid ?600,000 for two books.
> Vikram Seth was paid a "staggering" ?250,000 for his first
YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
Grisham, here comes Geri.
ad...@interlog.com
> From the Daily Telegraph:
>
> Thursday 11 March 1999
>
> Former Spice Girl wins £1m deal for her story
> By Nigel Reynolds, Arts Correspondent
>
> GERI HALLIWELL, the former Spice Girl, has joined
> Britain's literary elite by selling her first book,
> her autobiography, for a sum believed to be near
> £1 million.
Hey. Why waste print. It's the modern age. Go cyber.
ad...@interlog.com
> YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> Grisham, here comes Geri.
Yeah, but how about Dale Carnegie? Dr. Spock? Norman Vincent Peale?
Austin Powers
>
>
> YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> Grisham, here comes Geri.
I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
that I could spend on money before her's...
--
Donnie
~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
Austin Powers
Geri Halliwell's new book, "100 Tips to better cybersex"!
Austin Powers
>
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
>
> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
>
JD Salinger? Agatha Christie? Anne Rice? Kurt Vonnegut? Flannery
O'Connor?
ad...@interlog.com
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> >
> >
> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
>
> I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> that I could spend on money before her's...
Yeah. Like Victoria's memoirs. You know, "Mein Kampf"
frigger
<austi...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>ad...@interlog.com wrote:
>>
>> Trevor Ashman wrote:
>>
>> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
>> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
>>
>> Yeah, but how about Dale Carnegie? Dr. Spock? Norman Vincent Peale?
>
>Kurt Vonnegut?
I just saw Slaughterhouse 5. That is one messed up movie
Austin Powers
The book is better :))
Dodo
>
> On 11 Mar 1999 15:13:59 GMT, Austin Powers
> <austi...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> >ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> >>
> >> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> >>
> >> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> >> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> >>
> >> Yeah, but how about Dale Carnegie? Dr. Spock? Norman Vincent Peale?
> >
>
> >Kurt Vonnegut?
>
> I just saw Slaughterhouse 5. That is one messed up movie
Slaughterhouse 5 is the male version of spice force 5?
Qapla'
Dodo
--
The Anti-Mel G-site http://members.xoom.com/austin_spice/melb/
Dodo
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> >
> > that I could spend on money before her's...
>
> Yeah. Like Victoria's memoirs. You know, "Mein Kampf"
I thought only Geri was old enough to write books in 1925[?]
ad...@interlog.com
> On 11 Mar 1999 15:13:59 GMT, Austin Powers
> <austi...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> >> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> >> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> >> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> >> Yeah, but how about Dale Carnegie? Dr. Spock? Norman Vincent Peale?
> >Kurt Vonnegut?
> I just saw Slaughterhouse 5. That is one messed up movie
Kurt rulz. He should get back together with Courtney
frigger
He probably does miss the hole.
Austin Powers
>
> frigger wrote:
> >
> > I just saw Slaughterhouse 5. That is one messed up movie
>
DODO! You blasphemous pagan! You haven't read Vonnegut?
oce
Austin Powers wrote:
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> >
> >
> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
>
> I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> that I could spend on money before her's...
>
> --
>
> Donnie
> ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
> http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
>
> We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
ad...@interlog.com
> Dodo wrote:
> > ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > > > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > > > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > > Yeah. Like Victoria's memoirs. You know, "Mein Kampf"
> > I thought only Geri was old enough to write books in 1925[?]
> Geri wrote it, and Vicky took the credit.
Besides, who says Victoria wasn't alive then? Those Nutzies thought of everything;
they probably had some clue to cryogenics...
ad...@interlog.com
> Austin Powers wrote:
> > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > that I could spend on money before her's...
> Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
How about a paint-by-numbers of her old nudie shots?
Trevor Ashman
ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> b_g...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> > From the Daily Telegraph:
> >
> > Thursday 11 March 1999
> >
> > Former Spice Girl wins ?1m deal for her story
> > By Nigel Reynolds, Arts Correspondent
> >
> > GERI HALLIWELL, the former Spice Girl, has joined
> > Britain's literary elite by selling her first book,
> > her autobiography, for a sum believed to be near
> > ?1 million.
>
> Hey. Why waste print. It's the modern age. Go cyber.
Do you want me to lose my job? Books are just fine.
Austin Powers
>
> frigger wrote:
>
> > On 11 Mar 1999 15:13:59 GMT, Austin Powers
> > <austi...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> > >> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > >> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > >> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > >Kurt Vonnegut?
>
They could duet :
Courtney: I've got the brains
Kurt : You've got the looks
Both: Let's make lots of money
Austin Powers
>
> On Thu, 11 Mar 1999 17:00:58 -0500, ad...@interlog.com wrote:
>
> >frigger wrote:
> >
> >> On 11 Mar 1999 15:13:59 GMT, Austin Powers
> >> <austi...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >> >ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> >> >> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> >> >> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> >> >> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> >> >> Yeah, but how about Dale Carnegie? Dr. Spock? Norman Vincent Peale?
> >> >Kurt Vonnegut?
> >> I just saw Slaughterhouse 5. That is one messed up movie
> >
> > Kurt rulz. He should get back together with Courtney
>
From things he's said in interviews, he probably misses her mouth a lot
too.
Austin Powers
>
> ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> >
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > >
> > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> >
>
> I thought only Geri was old enough to write books in 1925[?]
Geri wrote it, and Vicky took the credit.
Yucky, Exceptional Philip
>ad...@interlog.com wrote:
>>
>> frigger wrote:
>>
>> > On 11 Mar 1999 15:13:59 GMT, Austin Powers
>> > <austi...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>> > >> Trevor Ashman wrote:
>> > >> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King,
>> > >> > John Grisham, here comes Geri.
>> > >> Peale?
>> > >Kurt Vonnegut?
>> > I just saw Slaughterhouse 5. That is one messed up movie
>>
>> Kurt rulz. He should get back together with Courtney
>They could duet :
>Courtney: I've got the brains
>Kurt : You've got the looks
>Both: Let's make lots of money
He could then decompose in front of a car.
--
*Philip* "Nipples, drums, what's the difference? They are both
best being hit with sticks" http://www.mousehands.demon.co.uk
- All opinions here are official UK government policy -
Austin Powers
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> >
> > that I could spend on money before her's...
> >
>
If she truly loved her fans, she would do it.
Austin Powers
>
> oce wrote:
>
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
>
Yet another great product from Austin Powers Ltd!
Trevor Ashman
ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
>
> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
>
> Yeah, but how about Dale Carnegie? Dr. Spock? Norman Vincent Peale?
What about them?
Trevor Ashman
Austin Powers wrote:
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> >
> >
> > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > Grisham, here comes Geri.
>
> I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> that I could spend on money before her's...
>
> --
>
> Donnie
> ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
> http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
>
> We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
I know you don't really mean it, as I am sure first day of it's release, you
will be joining the queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful book.
Austin Powers
>
>
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> >
> > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > that I could spend on money before her's...
> >
>
> will be joining the queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful book.
You are probably right. I wasn't really planning on buying the Goodbye
single, but some strange compulsion compelled me to buy it.
ad...@interlog.com
> > I know you don't really mean it, as I am sure first day of it's release, you
> > will be joining the queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful book.
>
> You are probably right. I wasn't really planning on buying the Goodbye
> single, but some strange compulsion compelled me to buy it.
Your kid sister?
Richard Head
wrote:
<Snipped about 85 fucking lines>
>YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
>Grisham, here comes Geri.
Look, if you don't start trimming your posts I'm gonna sodomize you
myself, freakshow! And I warn you, I have a HUGE COCK!!! You've been
warned, asshole!!!
___________________________________________________________
Richard Head (ICQ: 32441634)
~Energized by the power of Melanie Gott's G-spot
The eternal wisdom:
"At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." -
Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.
ad...@interlog.com
> On Thu, 11 Mar 1999 23:37:25 +1300, Trevor Ashman <ash...@ihug.co.nz>
> wrote:
>
> <Snipped about 85 fucking lines>
> >YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> >Grisham, here comes Geri.
>
> Look, if you don't start trimming your posts I'm gonna sodomize you
> myself, freakshow! And I warn you, I have a HUGE COCK!!! You've been
> warned, asshole!!!
http://www.eroticarts.com/company/tom.html
http://www.gayweb.com/413/tom.html
Austin Powers
spine.
I am an only kid though. Emma ate my sisters and brohers about 16 years
ago. She was a hefty eater even as a kid.
oce
Austin Powers wrote:
> oce wrote:
> >
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > >
> > > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > >
> >
> > Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
>
> If she truly loved her fans, she would do it.
It'd be a book people really don't read the content for.
oce
ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> oce wrote:
>
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > Trevor Ashman wrote:
> > > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
>
> How about a paint-by-numbers of her old nudie shots?
How about one of those books you collect stickers to fill the book?
ad...@interlog.com
> In article <36E9B5E6...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > oce wrote:
> > > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > > > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > > > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > > > Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
> > > If she truly loved her fans, she would do it.
> > It'd be a book people really don't read the content for.
> A picture is worth a 1000 words...
...even better if you read Braille
Dodo
> You are probably right. I wasn't really planning on buying the Goodbye
> single, but some strange compulsion compelled me to buy it.
>
Ehm, you bought your copy together with my copy? (:
Austin Powers
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > You are probably right. I wasn't really planning on buying the Goodbye
> > single, but some strange compulsion compelled me to buy it.
> >
>
> Ehm, you bought your copy together with my copy? (:
If my cd burner was working, I would have burned me a copy of off your
copy ;)
Austin Powers
>
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > oce wrote:
> > >
> > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > > >
> > > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > > >
> > >
> > > Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
> >
> > If she truly loved her fans, she would do it.
>
> It'd be a book people really don't read the content for.
A picture is worth a 1000 words...
--
Yucky, Exceptional Philip
>A picture is worth a 1000 words...
Perhaps, but do the intergalactic banks recognise it?
Austin Powers
phi...@ultramail.co.uk says...
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> >A picture is worth a 1000 words...
>
> Perhaps, but do the intergalactic banks recognise it?
Austin Powers
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > In article <36E9B5E6...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > > oce wrote:
> > > > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > > > > I love Geri and all, but I definitely think there are many more books
> > > > > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > > > > Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
> > > > If she truly loved her fans, she would do it.
> > > It'd be a book people really don't read the content for.
>
oce
Austin Powers wrote:
> In article <301.741T75T1...@ultramail.co.uk>,
> phi...@ultramail.co.uk says...
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > >A picture is worth a 1000 words...
> >
> > Perhaps, but do the intergalactic banks recognise it?
>
> fuck them
>
> --
>
> Donnie
> ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
> http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
>
> We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
Geri and Public Enemy to perform "Fuck The Police" together.
--
Sulfurous Love Crack:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
ad...@interlog.com
> First you go on about me not saying enough in one post and now you go on
> about there been too much is there no pleasing you, I think it's time you
> need a long rest, say about 3 years.
Hey, it's almost been 3 years since "Wannabe" came out, and Posh's been
resting all that time...
Austin Powers
>
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > In article <301.741T75T1...@ultramail.co.uk>,
> > phi...@ultramail.co.uk says...
> > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > >
> > > >A picture is worth a 1000 words...
> > >
> > > Perhaps, but do the intergalactic banks recognise it?
> >
> > fuck them
> >
>
I could some how see this happening :)
> Sulfurous Love Crack:
> http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
Hilarious website btw.
frigger
>
>
>Austin Powers wrote:
>
>> In article <301.741T75T1...@ultramail.co.uk>,
>> phi...@ultramail.co.uk says...
>> > Austin Powers wrote:
>> >
>> > >A picture is worth a 1000 words...
>> >
>> > Perhaps, but do the intergalactic banks recognise it?
>>
>> fuck them
>>
>> --
>>
>> Donnie
>> ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
>> http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
>>
>> We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
>
>Geri and Public Enemy to perform "Fuck The Police" together.
I am sure Sting would be all for that.
Steven Stutzman
> > > > > YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> > > > > Grisham, here comes Geri.
> > > > that I could spend on money before her's...
> > > Do a sex book like Madonna and it'll do fine.
> >
>
> How about one of those books you collect stickers to fill the book?
Are we talking about the scratch-and-sniff kind?
ryan mcmenamin
>mall has two record stores.
>--
>Donnie
You must be from the midwest, right?
---------------------------------------
"I detest monkeys!"
Opus 21
Austin Powers
says...
> On Sat, 13 Mar 1999 00:02:46 -0600, oce <o...@xenglandx.com> wrote:
>
> >Geri and Public Enemy to perform "Fuck The Police" together.
>
> I am sure Sting would be all for that.
Rumor has it he had a fling with Geri when he was a young boy. He calls
her the nice old lady who took his virginity, during his break cleaning
her rain gutters.
Austin Powers
mcme...@webtv.net says...
> >Same day :) Different store though. This one
> >mall has two record stores.
>
> >--
> >Donnie
>
> You must be from the midwest, right?
ryan mcmenamin
>I know you don't really mean it, as I am sure
>first day of it's release, you will be joining the
>queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful
>book.
Before, or after, it's been discounted?
ad...@interlog.com
> In article <36ecaafe....@NEWS.STFX.CA>, x95...@spam.hotmail.com
> says...
> > On Sat, 13 Mar 1999 00:02:46 -0600, oce <o...@xenglandx.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Geri and Public Enemy to perform "Fuck The Police" together.
> >
> > I am sure Sting would be all for that.
>
> Rumor has it he had a fling with Geri when he was a young boy. He calls
> her the nice old lady who took his virginity, during his break cleaning
> her rain gutters.
He shoulda heeded his "Don't stand so close to me" advice
oce
Austin Powers wrote:
> In article <36E9FF86...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> >
> >
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > In article <301.741T75T1...@ultramail.co.uk>,
> > > phi...@ultramail.co.uk says...
> > > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >A picture is worth a 1000 words...
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps, but do the intergalactic banks recognise it?
> > >
> > > fuck them
> > >
> >
> > Geri and Public Enemy to perform "Fuck The Police" together.
>
> I could some how see this happening :)
>
Though I wonder if Geri will take the song title the wrong way.
>
> > Sulfurous Love Crack:
> > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
>
> Hilarious website btw.
Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
others.
--
oce
Steven Stutzman wrote:
As long as there's no scratch-and-sniff sticker of Mellie's crotch.
ad...@interlog.com
> In article <36EB0ACE...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
>
> > Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
> > others.
>
> Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
You mean, involving Britney Spears in THAT kind of fetish?
oce
Austin Powers wrote:
> In article <36EB0ACE...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> >
> >
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > In article <36E9FF86...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > > >
> > > > Sulfurous Love Crack:
> > > > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
> > >
> > > Hilarious website btw.
> >
> > Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
> > others.
>
> Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
>
> --
>
> Donnie
> ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
> http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
>
> We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
Aren't you the racist bigot who runs O is for Obnoxious? ;) Nice work there
too.
Trevor Ashman
Richard Head wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Mar 1999 23:37:25 +1300, Trevor Ashman <ash...@ihug.co.nz>
> wrote:
>
> <Snipped about 85 fucking lines>
> >YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Geri a bestseller writer, lookout Stephen King, John
> >Grisham, here comes Geri.
>
> Look, if you don't start trimming your posts I'm gonna sodomize you
> myself, freakshow! And I warn you, I have a HUGE COCK!!! You've been
> warned, asshole!!!
>
> ___________________________________________________________
> Richard Head (ICQ: 32441634)
> ~Energized by the power of Melanie Gott's G-spot
>
> The eternal wisdom:
> "At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." -
> Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.
Austin Powers
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > In article <36ecaafe....@NEWS.STFX.CA>, x95...@spam.hotmail.com
> > says...
> > > On Sat, 13 Mar 1999 00:02:46 -0600, oce <o...@xenglandx.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Rumor has it he had a fling with Geri when he was a young boy. He calls
> > her the nice old lady who took his virginity, during his break cleaning
> > her rain gutters.
>
> He shoulda heeded his "Don't stand so close to me" advice
When the neighbors found out
Geri had sucked my cock
Austin Powers
>
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > In article <36E9FF86...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > >
> > > Sulfurous Love Crack:
> > > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
> >
> > Hilarious website btw.
>
> Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
> others.
Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
--
Austin Powers
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > In article <36EB0ACE...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> >
> > > Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
> > > others.
> >
> > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
>
Austin Powers
>
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
> >
>
> too.
Danke :)
I'm not the racist bigot though, that is site co-owner Dodo. ;)))
Trevor Ashman
ryan mcmenamin wrote:
I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
ad...@interlog.com
> ryan mcmenamin wrote:
> > trevor ashman wrote:
> > >I know you don't really mean it, as I am sure
> > >first day of it's release, you will be joining the
> > >queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful
> > >book.
> > Before, or after, it's been discounted?
> I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
How about a used copy, with all the pages stuck together?
Dodo
>
> Austin Powers wrote:
>
> > >
> > >
> > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <36E9FF86...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > > > >
> > > > > Sulfurous Love Crack:
> > > > > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
> > > >
> > > > Hilarious website btw.
> > >
> > > others.
> >
> >
> >
> > Donnie
> > ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
> > http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
> >
> > We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
>
> too.
>
Qapla'
Dodo
--
The Anti-Mel G-site http://members.xoom.com/austin_spice/melb/
Dodo
>
> In article <36EB3486...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> >
> >
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
> > >
> >
> > Aren't you the racist bigot who runs O is for Obnoxious? ;) Nice work there
> > too.
>
>
> I'm not the racist bigot though, that is site co-owner Dodo. ;)))
>
Dodo
>
> In article <36EB1473...@interlog.com>, ad...@interlog.com says...
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > In article <36EB0ACE...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > >
> > > > Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
> > > > others.
> > >
> >
>
> No Adma, I'm not like you.
>
Austin Powers
> Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > In article <36EB3486...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > >
> > >
> > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Aren't you the racist bigot who runs O is for Obnoxious? ;) Nice work there
> > > too.
> >
> > Danke :)
> >
> > I'm not the racist bigot though, that is site co-owner Dodo. ;)))
> >
> You just say that because I'm black! (:
you a racist!!! :PPPPPPP
--
Donnie
~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
Dodo
>
> In article <36EBB6...@wxs.nl>, j.br...@wxs.nl says...
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <36EB3486...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
> > > > >
> > > > > We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
> > > >
> > > > Aren't you the racist bigot who runs O is for Obnoxious? ;) Nice work there
> > > > too.
> > >
> > > Danke :)
> > >
> > > I'm not the racist bigot though, that is site co-owner Dodo. ;)))
> > >
> > You just say that because I'm black! (:
>
> Race doesn't matter Dodo. The things you were calling Mel G still makes
> you a racist!!! :PPPPPPP
>
oce
Austin Powers wrote:
> In article <36EB3486...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> >
> >
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
> > >
> > > We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
> >
> > Aren't you the racist bigot who runs O is for Obnoxious? ;) Nice work there
> > too.
>
> Danke :)
>
> I'm not the racist bigot though, that is site co-owner Dodo. ;)))
>
> --
>
> Donnie
> ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
> http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
>
> We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
So you're David Duke then? Part of the klan but not really part of it.
--
oce
Dodo wrote:
> oce wrote:
> >
> > Austin Powers wrote:
> >
> > > In article <36EB0ACE...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Austin Powers wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <36E9FF86...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sulfurous Love Crack:
> > > > > > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
> > > > >
> > > > > Hilarious website btw.
> > > >
> > > > Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
> > > > others.
> > >
> > > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
> > >
> > > --
> > >
> > > Donnie
> > > ~Energized by the power of Geri's anatomy!
> > > http://members.xoom.com/glazed_donut/geri/
> > >
> > > We got a lot between us and it's like electricity - Suede
> >
> > Aren't you the racist bigot who runs O is for Obnoxious? ;) Nice work there
> > too.
> >
> Would you say the same thing if he were black? (:
>
> Qapla'
> Dodo
>
> --
> The Anti-Mel G-site http://members.xoom.com/austin_spice/melb/
Only if he was Todd Bridges.
Melanie Gott
I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
signed or unsigned?
--
luv
M.G.
http://members.wbs.net/homepages/s/p/i/spicespicebaby/spicespicebaby.html
ad...@interlog.com
> So you're David Duke then? Part of the klan but not really part of it.
What's with these far-right types who look like syndicated-top-40-show hosts of the
Rick Dees/Scott Shannon variety? Same thing with Joerg Haider, leader of Austria's
Freedom Party...
ad...@interlog.com
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
> --------------------------------
>
> signed or unsigned?
(o) (o)
Signed that way?
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>Austin Powers wrote:
>
>> In article <36ecaafe....@NEWS.STFX.CA>, x95...@spam.hotmail.com
>> says...
>> > On Sat, 13 Mar 1999 00:02:46 -0600, oce <o...@xenglandx.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > >Geri and Public Enemy to perform "Fuck The Police" together.
>> >
>> > I am sure Sting would be all for that.
>>
>> Rumor has it he had a fling with Geri when he was a young boy. He calls
>> her the nice old lady who took his virginity, during his break cleaning
>> her rain gutters.
>
>He shoulda heeded his "Don't stand so close to me" advice
>
Great bon mot, "adma". Of coruse had he stood near Emma, he would have smelled
doughnut breath....(I think the piercing in S[porty's tongue might cause bad
breath...maybe Neil Sedaka should change a certain 1975 sdong title of his.)
"There were no utensils IN Medieval Times, hence there are no utensils AT
Medieval Times."-Janeane Garofalo (The Cable Guy)
"What's so special about today?"-Al Lewis (Car 54, where are you?)
Trevor Ashman
ad...@interlog.com wrote:
I see adma can draw, WOW, who knows, next year adma might be able to
draw a little bit better.
Trevor Ashman
Melanie Gott wrote:
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
> --------------------------------
>
> signed or unsigned?
I would be willing to pay more than $200, if Geri's book is signed, and I was
there when she signed it.
Trevor Ashman
ad...@interlog.com wrote:
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
>
> > ryan mcmenamin wrote:
> > > trevor ashman wrote:
> > > >I know you don't really mean it, as I am sure
> > > >first day of it's release, you will be joining the
> > > >queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful
> > > >book.
> > > Before, or after, it's been discounted?
> > I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
>
> How about a used copy, with all the pages stuck together?
Are you talking about the book you just used ? No thanks, I will get my
own copy.
ano...@paradise.net.nz
austi...@world.net.at&t.net wrote:
> In article <36EB0ACE...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> >
> >
> >
> > > In article <36E9FF86...@xenglandx.com>, o...@xenglandx.com says...
> > > >
> > > > Sulfurous Love Crack:
> > > > http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/2187
> > >
> > > Hilarious website btw.
> >
> > Danke. I may at one point expand and add a Britney Spears page amongst
> > others.
>
> Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
Donnie, are you ABSOLUTELY sure that Britney is not a former porno star?
-Dave
"Who do you think you are?" - Wonderful Jonny
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http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
frigger
How do you figure?
>.maybe Neil Sedaka should change a certain 1975 sdong title of his.)
What would that be?
Austin Powers
says...
> In article <MPG.1154d7064...@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> austi...@world.net.at&t.net wrote:
>
> > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
>
> Donnie, are you ABSOLUTELY sure that Britney is not a former porno star?
I think I might have uncovered one of her old videos. It's very odd
filmmakers don't check the star's age.
Austin Powers
> > >
> > > signed or unsigned?
> >
> > (o) (o)
> >
> > Signed that way?
>
> I see adma can draw, WOW, who knows, next year adma might be able to
> draw a little bit better.
Yeah really, this is Geri :
( O ) ( O )
Dodo
>
>
>
> ryan mcmenamin wrote:
>
> > trevor ashman wrote:
> >
> > >I know you don't really mean it, as I am sure
> > >first day of it's release, you will be joining the
> > >queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful
> > >book.
> >
> > Before, or after, it's been discounted?
> >
> > "I detest monkeys!"
> > Opus 21
>
Even when she still did her old job she asked less. (:
Critter
wrote:
>
>
>ad...@interlog.com wrote:
>
>> Melanie Gott wrote:
>>
>> > Trevor Ashman wrote:
>> > I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
>> > --------------------------------
>> >
>> > signed or unsigned?
>>
>> (o) (o)
>>
>> Signed that way?
>
>I see adma can draw, WOW, who knows, next year adma might be able to
>draw a little bit better.
Yikes...feel the burn on that one, adma...
You poopie head!
-Critter
Critter
wrote:
>
>
>ryan mcmenamin wrote:
>
>> trevor ashman wrote:
>>
>> >I know you don't really mean it, as I am sure
>> >first day of it's release, you will be joining the
>> >queue to be the first to buy Geri's wonderful
>> >book.
>>
>> Before, or after, it's been discounted?
>>
>> ---------------------------------------
>> "I detest monkeys!"
>> Opus 21
>
>I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
That's what...about $5 American?
-Critter
Critter
Powers) wrote:
>In article <7cisla$j4i$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, ano...@paradise.net.nz
>says...
>> In article <MPG.1154d7064...@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
>> austi...@world.net.at&t.net wrote:
>>
>> > Taking the piss type websites are always the most fun.
>>
>> Donnie, are you ABSOLUTELY sure that Britney is not a former porno star?
>
>I think I might have uncovered one of her old videos. It's very odd
>filmmakers don't check the star's age.
A-Traci Lords-hem!
-Critter, who has somehow managed to wear out the first coupla scenes
in his DVD of Blade...DAMN that slut is gorgeous! :)
np: Lords of Acid....Mmmmmmmm :D~~ ~ ~
Critter
Powers) wrote:
>> > (o) (o)
>> >
>> > Signed that way?
>>
>> I see adma can draw, WOW, who knows, next year adma might be able to
>> draw a little bit better.
>
>Yeah really, this is Geri :
>
>( O ) ( O )
>
Oh c'mon now...THIS is Geri!
Monospace font, everyone!!
.d88 88b. .d88 88b.
d88P" "Y88b d88P" "Y88b
d88P Y88b d88P Y88b
888 .d88b. 888 888 .d88b. 888
888 d88""88b 888 888 d88""88b 888
Y88b 888 888 d88P Y88b 888 888 d88P
Y88b. Y88..88P .d88P Y88b. Y88..88P .d88P
"Y88 "Y88P" 88P" "Y88 "Y88P" 88P"
-Critter
Critter
(Melanie Gott) wrote:
>Trevor Ashman wrote:
> I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
>--------------------------------
>
>signed or unsigned?
My sign is "Stop" :P
I hear that Donnie's sign is "Deliveries in rear" ;)
-Critter
Critter
<snip of probably relevant conversation>
>breath...maybe Neil Sedaka should change a certain 1975 sdong title of his.)
SDONG!? Can you say that on the air!?
-Critter
np: Howard Stern, Private Parts :)
Dodo
Her nips are kinda low donchathink? (:
Austin Powers
says...
> On 15 Mar 1999 16:08:18 GMT, austi...@worldnet.att.net (Austin
> Powers) wrote:
>
> >
> >I think I might have uncovered one of her old videos. It's very odd
> >filmmakers don't check the star's age.
>
> A-Traci Lords-hem!
Traci looks, um, more adult like than Britney does though. I went to
school with somebody who managed to save all the Traci Lords XXX movies.
> -Critter, who has somehow managed to wear out the first coupla scenes
> in his DVD of Blade...DAMN that slut is gorgeous! :)
No doubt. She's babelicious :)
> np: Lords of Acid....Mmmmmmmm :D~~ ~ ~
What song is playing? Pussy? :)))
Austin Powers
> Trevor Ashman wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
>
I don't know Dodo, she charged over $100 for the really kinky stuff.
Austin Powers
> Critter wrote:
> >
> >
> > Oh c'mon now...THIS is Geri!
> > Monospace font, everyone!!
> >
> > .d88 88b. .d88 88b.
> > d88P" "Y88b d88P" "Y88b
> > d88P Y88b d88P Y88b
> > 888 .d88b. 888 888 .d88b. 888
> > 888 d88""88b 888 888 d88""88b 888
> > Y88b 888 888 d88P Y88b 888 888 d88P
> > Y88b. Y88..88P .d88P Y88b. Y88..88P .d88P
> > "Y88 "Y88P" 88P" "Y88 "Y88P" 88P"
> >
>
> Her nips are kinda low donchathink? (:
C'mon now Dodo, first you make racist statements againt Mel G, now you're
making racial slurs against the Japenese. When will it stop?
<shakes head>
Austin Powers
says...
> > I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
> >
> >signed or unsigned?
>
> My sign is "Stop" :P
> I hear that Donnie's sign is "Deliveries in rear" ;)
LOL. Now now Critter. You're getting Dodo and I mixed up now ;)
ryan mcmenamin
>--
>Donnie
Prude
ryan mcmenamin
>Qapla'
>Dodo
Not to mention grossly deformed.
oce
Critter wrote:
> On 15 Mar 1999 16:13:45 GMT, austi...@worldnet.att.net (Austin
> Powers) wrote:
>
> >> > (o) (o)
> >> >
> >> > Signed that way?
> >>
> >> I see adma can draw, WOW, who knows, next year adma might be able to
> >> draw a little bit better.
> >
> >Yeah really, this is Geri :
> >
> >( O ) ( O )
> >
>
> Oh c'mon now...THIS is Geri!
> Monospace font, everyone!!
It says mono.
--
Ronald Traino
>"What's so special about today?"-Al Lewis (Car 54, where are you?)
Yesterday was Thursday, today is FRIDAY!! :)
~Ronald Traino
http://www2.netcom.com/~ronaldus/spice
Ronald Traino
>Trevor Ashman wrote:
>> I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
>Even when she still did her old job she asked less. (:
I doubt she made less than $100 as a Spice Girl!!
~Ronald Traino
http://www2.netcom.com/~ronaldus/spice
Austin Powers
mcme...@webtv.net says...
> >No Adma, I'm not like you.
>
> >--
>
> >Donnie
>
> Prude
So Ryan, you like to watch 16 year old girls taking a pee?
Critter
>Critter wrote:
>>
>> On 15 Mar 1999 16:13:45 GMT, austi...@worldnet.att.net (Austin
>> Powers) wrote:
>>
>> >> > (o) (o)
>> >> >
>> >> > Signed that way?
>> >>
>> >> I see adma can draw, WOW, who knows, next year adma might be able to
>> >> draw a little bit better.
>> >
>> >Yeah really, this is Geri :
>> >
>> >( O ) ( O )
>> >
>>
>> Oh c'mon now...THIS is Geri!
>> Monospace font, everyone!!
>>
>> .d88 88b. .d88 88b.
>> d88P" "Y88b d88P" "Y88b
>> d88P Y88b d88P Y88b
>> 888 .d88b. 888 888 .d88b. 888
>> 888 d88""88b 888 888 d88""88b 888
>> Y88b 888 888 d88P Y88b 888 888 d88P
>> Y88b. Y88..88P .d88P Y88b. Y88..88P .d88P
>> "Y88 "Y88P" 88P" "Y88 "Y88P" 88P"
>>
>
>Her nips are kinda low donchathink? (:
>
Hey! That was impressionism at it's finest! :)
-Critter, proud of himself for using a word that ends in -ism :)
Critter
Powers) wrote:
>In article <36f376d9...@news2.bit-net.com>, cri...@bit-net.com
>says...
>> On Sun, 14 Mar 1999 15:25:49 -0800 (PST), powerp...@webtv.net
>> (Melanie Gott) wrote:
>>
>> >Trevor Ashman wrote:
>> > I would buy Geri's book even if it was over $100.
>> >--------------------------------
>> >
>> >signed or unsigned?
>>
>> My sign is "Stop" :P
>> I hear that Donnie's sign is "Deliveries in rear" ;)
>
>LOL. Now now Critter. You're getting Dodo and I mixed up now ;)
No no no...the sign on Dodo's butt says, "Watch for oncoming
traffic."
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! :)
-Critter