What was your class' Senior Prank?!?
lindsay
pranks that maybe a few friends and I could mimic (15 people). I only
have one idea and it's kinda dumb; vaseline on the benches. Last year
was glue in the door locks, and I don't wanna do that. If anyone can
post their old pranks or ones they are thinking of, let me know!! THANKS
SO MUCH!!!
Jonathan McArthur
Giving out free condoms with holes pricked in them always goes down a treat. If you have them
sitting out with, say, a crate of beer, you'll be loved by everyone for years to come!!
Oh, by the way, you don't *tell* people that you've tampered with them - that's the funny part!!
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lindsay
lindz
"Jonathan McArthur" wrote:
> -snip-
Steve Patrick
my school was majorly tight on allowing us to do anything, threatening
non-admittance to exams and etc, so instead everyone went up to the park
near the school, got really drunk and graffitied a big shelter instead.
real fuckign intelligent eh?? then the cops came, we ran away, the end.
-- steve
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lindsay wrote:
Hah! Who are the baby boomers now mom?!?!
SPArising
quad like we did =)
-Jason
Mason Butler
Unfortunately, Minneapolis is lame. I'm pretty sure we just spray-painted the big rocks in front of rival schools. Wait, maybe that
was just spirit week. Come to think of it, I don't think we did anything. No wonder high school sucked.
College kids do cool stuff though: http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/
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mason
god, high school *really* sucked...
Machina3317
>If you have them
>sitting out with, say, a crate of beer, you'll be loved by everyone for years
>to come!!
>
>Oh, by the way, you don't *tell* people that you've tampered with them -
>that's the funny part!!
>
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Holy crap! That is quite possibly the greatest prank I've ever heard. I wish
I was still in High School so I could pull that one off (the prank, I mean).
^_^
Dave
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If you try the best you can
The best you can is good enough
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Weston Hogan
>You can paint..."Mr. "insert name here" is a FAG" in big white letters in the
>quad like we did =)
Uh... right. Klansman.
-Weston Hogan
"The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you
are emotionally detached from it." - George Carlin
Holtz
the principal to have people call and ask about it, also included a picture.
SPArising
Uh...right. Lame ass.
What would you suggest...painting it in big black letters on a black pavement?
-Jason
Vince Horst
> > -snip-
> >
> > Giving out free condoms with holes pricked in them always goes down a
treat. If you have
> > them sitting out with, say, a crate of beer, you'll be loved by everyone
for years to come!!
> >
> > Oh, by the way, you don't *tell* people that you've tampered with them -
that's the funny
> > part!!
>
Dumb bitches should to keep their legs shut.
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David Mead
>Uh...right. Lame ass.
>
>What would you suggest...painting it in big black letters on a black
>pavement?
No, Jason...I think what he means is that using certain words may offend
others. It may all just be fun and games to you, but some people are very
sensitive. I suggest you look deep down, in a moment of quiet self-reflection.
*snickers*
-David
"The tobacco-companies spend almost $5,000,000,000 a year on advertising and
promotion! That's as much as a stack of hundred dollar bills, taller than
Mount Rainier."
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Weston Hogan
>
>Dumb bitches should to keep their legs shut.
Yeah, sex is better that way.
Weston Hogan
>I think what he means is that using certain words may offend
>others.
I think I mean that it's ridiculous that he's proud of his homophobic anti-gay
adventures.
StephenMF
> Giving out free condoms with holes pricked in them always goes down a
treat. If you have them
> sitting out with, say, a crate of beer, you'll be loved by everyone for
years to come!!
>
> Oh, by the way, you don't *tell* people that you've tampered with them -
that's the funny part!!
LMAO! "...years to *COME*!!" No pun intended, right?
Jonathan McArthur
| david mead:
| >I think what he means is that using certain words may offend
| >others.
| I think I mean that it's ridiculous that he's proud of his homophobic anti-gay
| adventures.
And you mean to tell me you're not proud of yours? Honestly, people... I know your history!!
Hypocrites, every one!
GYAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Well, I had thought of writing that, but I figured it'd seem rather crass, especially
considering how facetious my post was in the first place [and I should I'm rather disappointed
that someone actually thought it was a good idea]... oh well.
Thank Christ Almighty that Henry VIII tore down the monasteries, that's all I can say.
WITH HIS OWN TWO FEET.
Vince Horst
> vince horst:
>
> >
> >Dumb bitches should to keep their legs shut.
>
> Yeah, sex is better that way.
Actually, the implication was that it was the chick's fault for being a slut
and not the guy's fault for laying pipe. But I guess you missed that. Better
luck next time!
David Mead
>I think I mean that it's ridiculous that he's proud of his homophobic
>anti-gay
>adventures.
Jason's use of the word "fag" may be politically incorrect (I asked him about
it and he said that the teacher he was talking about was neither gay, nor
suspected to be gay), but doesn't labeling him as a "klansman" seem like an
ultra-liberal kneejerk to *you*?
SPArising
>From: madma...@aol.comNOSPAM (David Mead)
>Date: 4/2/01 9:18 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010403001834...@ng-ci1.aol.com>
Yeah....sorry if it seemed I was saying it that way. I guess it's a California
thing, just calling people, "fags". I call girls fags sometimes, hehe. I will
chose my words a little better next time, sorry.
-Jason
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Jason Terhyune
wrote:
>Jason Roth:
>
>>Uh...right. Lame ass.
>>
>>What would you suggest...painting it in big black letters on a black
>>pavement?
>
>No, Jason...I think what he means is that using certain words may offend
>others. It may all just be fun and games to you, but some people are very
>sensitive. I suggest you look deep down, in a moment of quiet self-reflection.
>
>*snickers*
So anyway, Fred Phelps (of www.godhatesfags.com fame) is in my town
today and tomorrow.
Weston Hogan
>Yeah....sorry if it seemed I was saying it that way. I guess it's a
>California
>thing, just calling people, "fags". I call girls fags sometimes, hehe. I will
>chose my words a little better next time, sorry.
It's probably just because I live in Topeka, home of the Phelps crew. They
have their trusty "god hates fags" signs on every street corner. People around
here have no patience with that. Just a different perception of the word.
It's synonomous with racial slurs around here.
I know words are completely changed by their context and intent. Sorry to
impose my own prejudices against combinations of letters.
Not like I was personally highly offended though. Just commenting.
It does seem a little irresponsible, but I guess that's what senior pranks are
all about.
I am the king of quick jokes and extended retractions.
Steve Patrick
<20010403004531...@ng-da1.aol.com>...
>It's probably just because I live in Topeka, home of the Phelps crew. They
>have their trusty "god hates fags" signs on every street corner.
havent they seen that 11 commandments movie?? charlton heston or someone
similary old, who was playing god, or some bloke called mofu or something
said you must love your neighbour. therefore, i really doubt god hates
"fags" as they suggest. then again what would i know, i dont spend all day
trying to rape the bible finding justifaction for my sins, so im probably
wrong...
god bless the stupidity of people.
-- steve
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A sprig of wattle in my hand.
A native of my native land,
Australia you fucking beauty."
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<God Hates Fags>
| god bless the stupidity of people.
You type this...
| "...A native of my native land..."
...then you quote this.
A native of your native land? Well, no shit, I'll be damned!
David Mead
>So anyway, Fred Phelps (of www.godhatesfags.com fame) is in my town
>today and tomorrow.
Relevance?
-David
Steve Patrick
>| "...A native of my native land..."
>
>...then you quote this.
>
>A native of your native land? Well, no shit, I'll be damned!
i think it was shane warne who said, "new zealanders are just frustrated
australians" or something to that effect. smart bloke...
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9abt3h$m50$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >| "...A native of my native land..."
| >...then you quote this.
| >
| >A native of your native land? Well, no shit, I'll be damned!
| i think it was shane warne who said, "new zealanders are just frustrated
| australians" or something to that effect. smart bloke...
Nah, not so much [to either of Warne's or your statement], you know? Anyway, there's no way
trying to divert my attention means you can gloss over the fact that saying "Native of my native
land" is so inherently obvious it's stupid, so stop attacking my country, fucker!
HAHA
STUPED AUSTALAIENSORS
Steve Patrick
>Anyway, there's no way
>trying to divert my attention means you can gloss over the fact that saying
"Native of my native
>land" is so inherently obvious it's stupid
its fucking poetry man. what did you want them to say, "a native of my
land", yeah, that fits in really well... or perhaps the NZ equiv, "a native
of me land, ay gil, tis choice bro, get a pavlova up ya". did i get that
right?
StArSeEd
> its fucking poetry man. what did you want them to say, "a native of my
> land", yeah, that fits in really well... or perhaps the NZ equiv, "a native
> of me land, ay gil, tis choice bro, get a pavlova up ya". did i get that
> right?
Pavlova's some good shit, yo.
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| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9ac0pm$ok6$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >Anyway, there's no way trying to divert my attention means you can gloss over
| >the fact that saying "Native of my native land" is so inherently obvious it's stupid
| its fucking poetry man.
I don't care if it's poetry. That's no excuse for stupidity, even for an Australian!
| what did you want them to say, "a native of my land", yeah, that fits in really well...
What did you do in school? Chew paper and spit it at the ceiling? Any two-syllable adjective
would suffice... "desert"; "ugly", "drunken", "boring", "barren"; "convict"; whatever...
| or perhaps the NZ equiv, "a native of me land, ay gil, tis choice bro, get a pavlova
| up ya". did i get that right?
I guess not - I don't know anyone who speaks like that, sorry. Anyway, "native of me land"
sounds Cockney, and who on God's Green Earth says "ay gil" or "tis choice bro"? Really. You're
such a nutball, Patrick. I don't know *how* you do it sometimes.
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ashleyB
>Actually, the implication was that it was the chick's fault for being a slut
>and not the guy's fault for laying pipe. But I guess you missed that. Better
>luck next time!
>
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>
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>
>
>
>
>
>
>
<cough>... And I'm sure you're very experienced in 'laying the pipe.'
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> Jason Terhyune:
>
> >So anyway, Fred Phelps (of www.godhatesfags.com fame) is in my town
> >today and tomorrow.
>
> Relevance?
>
'Twould be relevant if Jason invited him.
-Brian
Vince Horst
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> Vince "BIG V" Horst:
Actually, typically it's "Local H". "BIG V" never caught on. Just a heads
up.
> >Actually, the implication was that it was the chick's fault for being a
slut
> >and not the guy's fault for laying pipe. But I guess you missed that.
Better
> >luck next time!
>
> <cough>... And I'm sure you're very experienced in 'laying the pipe.'
Bah, you don't even know the expression, stay out of this. It's still the
bitch's fault.
lindsay
well..
Lindsay
SPArising wrote:
> <snip>
lindsay
Holtz wrote:
> We put an ad in the paper putting the school up for sale, with the number of
> the principal to have people call and ask about it, also included a picture.
>
> lindsay wrote:
>
> > I'm still trying to think of a good senior prank to pull.. I want senior
> > pranks that maybe a few friends and I could mimic (15 people). I only
> > have one idea and it's kinda dumb; vaseline on the benches. Last year
> > was glue in the door locks, and I don't wanna do that. If anyone can
> > post their old pranks or ones they are thinking of, let me know!! THANKS
> > SO MUCH!!!
Steve Patrick
>| what did you want them to say, "a native of my land", yeah, that fits in
really well...
>
>What did you do in school? Chew paper and spit it at the ceiling? Any
two-syllable adjective
>would suffice... "desert";
ill give you that...
>"ugly"
gotta be fuckin kiddin me...
> "drunken"
perhaps
>"boring"
what fucking ever
>"barren"
um, yeah...
>"convict"
um, not me at least...
>| or perhaps the NZ equiv, "a native of me land, ay gil, tis choice bro,
get a pavlova
>| up ya". did i get that right?
>
>I guess not - I don't know anyone who speaks like that, sorry. Anyway,
"native of me land"
>sounds Cockney, and who on God's Green Earth says "ay gil" or "tis choice
bro"? Really. You're
>such a nutball, Patrick. I don't know *how* you do it sometimes.
we are on to you, dont worry, we are on to you...
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9acogi$9tc$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >| what did you want them to say, "a native of my land", yeah, that fits in really well...
| >What did you do in school? Chew paper and spit it at the ceiling? Any
| >two-syllable adjective would suffice... "desert";
| ill give you that...
|
| >"ugly"
| gotta be fuckin kiddin me...
|
| > "drunken"
| perhaps
|
| >"boring"
| what fucking ever
|
| >"barren"
| um, yeah...
|
| >"convict"
| um, not me at least...
I rate that as 3 hits out of 5 [two clean hits, two half hits]. Hah, Australia, I beat you!!
| >| or perhaps the NZ equiv, "a native of me land, ay gil, tis choice bro,
| >| get a pavlova up ya". did i get that right?
| >I guess not - I don't know anyone who speaks like that, sorry. Anyway,
| >"native of me land" sounds Cockney, and who on God's Green Earth says "ay gil"
| >or "tis choice bro"? Really. You're such a nutball, Patrick. I don't know *how* you
| >do it sometimes.
| we are on to you, dont worry, we are on to you...
You must be going by stealth, then, because looking above, it doesn't really look like you're
onto anything except the oat sodas...
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Steve Patrick
>I rate that as 3 hits out of 5 [two clean hits, two half hits]. Hah,
Australia, I beat you!!
whatever sheep-boy...
>You must be going by stealth, then, because looking above, it doesn't
really look like you're
>onto anything except the oat sodas...
>
>BWAHHAHAHAHA!!11111 WINN0R R ME!!1
choice.
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9aeeiu$8o7$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >I rate that as 3 hits out of 5 [two clean hits, two half hits]. Hah,
| >Australia, I beat you!!
| whatever sheep-boy...
No need to be a poor sport about this, Steven.
| >You must be going by stealth, then, because looking above, it doesn't
| >really look like you're onto anything except the oat sodas...
| >
| >BWAHHAHAHAHA!!11111 WINN0R R ME!!1
| choice.
From the above data I surmise that, as a New Zealander, I am a "sheep-boy", and since you used
the word "choice" [thereby emulating what you believe a New Zealander might say], you obviously
would like to be a "sheep-boy" yourself. I am sorry to inform you that your misguided sexual
aspirations towards sheep are illegal in this country, and that over half of our human
population is female [very few of whom resemble sheep, however, if you searched the back
country, where I am afraid to venture into, you might be able to find one], so there is no
"necessity" for sheep-boy-ish tendencies. Perhaps you might like to try the Republic of Ireland
[it *is* the country of your forebears afterall, I assume] instead?
Steve Patrick
>"Steve Patrick" wrote:
>| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9aeeiu$8o7$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
>| >I rate that as 3 hits out of 5 [two clean hits, two half hits]. Hah,
>| >Australia, I beat you!!
>| whatever sheep-boy...
>
>No need to be a poor sport about this, Steven.
well, at least you spelt it right. that is pretty much the single reason i
started calling myself steve, i was sick to fucking death of the "v or ph?"
question. still, it leaves my surname... people seem to have this mental
block that stops them from believing that patrick could be anything other
than a christian name. i dont know if ryan patrick is still round these
parts, but im sure he's also experienced being asked your surname, stating
"patrick", which is replied with a blank, disgusted look and a pompous "i
wanted your surname, not christian name". anyways, i judge this rant should
end here, cause it has absolutely nothing to do with mr mcarthur, his sheep
loving ways and velcro gloves.
>| >You must be going by stealth, then, because looking above, it doesn't
>| >really look like you're onto anything except the oat sodas...
>| >
>| >BWAHHAHAHAHA!!11111 WINN0R R ME!!1
>| choice.
>
>From the above data I surmise that, as a New Zealander, I am a "sheep-boy",
and since you used
>the word "choice" [thereby emulating what you believe a New Zealander might
say], you obviously
>would like to be a "sheep-boy" yourself. I am sorry to inform you that your
misguided sexual
>aspirations towards sheep are illegal in this country, and that over half
of our human
>population is female [very few of whom resemble sheep, however, if you
searched the back
>country, where I am afraid to venture into, you might be able to find one],
so there is no
>"necessity" for sheep-boy-ish tendencies.
choice bro.
> Perhaps you might like to try the Republic of Ireland
>[it *is* the country of your forebears afterall, I assume] instead?
see above rant you prat. guess again.
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9aehbm$aik$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >No need to be a poor sport about this, Steven.
| well, at least you spelt it right. that is pretty much the single reason i
| started calling myself steve, i was sick to fucking death of the "v or ph?"
| question. still, it leaves my surname... people seem to have this mental
| block that stops them from believing that patrick could be anything other
| than a christian name. i dont know if ryan patrick is still round these
| parts, but im sure he's also experienced being asked your surname, stating
| "patrick", which is replied with a blank, disgusted look and a pompous "i
| wanted your surname, not christian name". anyways, i judge this rant should
| end here, cause it has absolutely nothing to do with mr mcarthur, his sheep
| loving ways and velcro gloves.
Um...
| > Perhaps you might like to try the Republic of Ireland
| >[it *is* the country of your forebears afterall, I assume] instead?
| see above rant you prat. guess again.
So 'Patrick' isn't an Irish name? You didn't state its origins above, why should I see above?
OH I AM SORREY I HAV OBVAOUSLEY MISTAKAN PATARIKC 4 A MIDDAL NAME BY SAYIN ITS
IRRISH!!!!!111111111 IM VARY SORREY MISTAR PETRIK I DIDANT KNOW YUO WEHRE JEWASH!!11
Steve Patrick
>So 'Patrick' isn't an Irish name? You didn't state its origins above, why
should I see above?
>
>OH I AM SORREY I HAV OBVAOUSLEY MISTAKAN PATARIKC 4 A MIDDAL NAME BY SAYIN
ITS
>IRRISH!!!!!111111111 IM VARY SORREY MISTAR PETRIK I DIDANT KNOW YUO WEHRE
JEWASH!!11
right...
-- steve
its scottish
np: kyuss - 50 million year trip
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af623$qfo$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >So 'Patrick' isn't an Irish name? You didn't state its origins above, why
| >should I see above?
| >
| >OH I AM SORREY I HAV OBVAOUSLEY MISTAKAN PATARIKC 4
| >A MIDDAL NAME BY SAYIN ITS IRRISH!!!!!111111111 IM VARY SORREY
| >MISTAR PETRIK I DIDANT KNOW YUO WEHRE JEWASH!!11
| right...
OH YA YA YUO CAN PALAY THET GAEM ONLIE IF YUO LIKE MATAY!!!!!!1
| -- steve
| its scottish
What were your forebears doing in Ireland, then?
Steve Patrick
>"Steve Patrick" wrote:
>| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af623$qfo$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
>| >So 'Patrick' isn't an Irish name? You didn't state its origins above,
why
>| >should I see above?
>| >
>| >OH I AM SORREY I HAV OBVAOUSLEY MISTAKAN PATARIKC 4
>| >A MIDDAL NAME BY SAYIN ITS IRRISH!!!!!111111111 IM VARY SORREY
>| >MISTAR PETRIK I DIDANT KNOW YUO WEHRE JEWASH!!11
>| right...
>
>OH YA YA YUO CAN PALAY THET GAEM ONLIE IF YUO LIKE MATAY!!!!!!1
i am scared now.
>| -- steve
>| its scottish
>
>What were your forebears doing in Ireland, then?
what the fuck?? its scottish, somehow got cut down thru the years from
'MacPatrick' of the lamond clan.
-- steve
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af7t2$riv$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >"Steve Patrick" wrote:
| >| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af623$qfo$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >| >So 'Patrick' isn't an Irish name? You didn't state its origins above, why
| >| >should I see above?
| >| >
| >| >OH I AM SORREY I HAV OBVAOUSLEY MISTAKAN PATARIKC 4
| >| >A MIDDAL NAME BY SAYIN ITS IRRISH!!!!!111111111 IM VARY SORREY
| >| >MISTAR PETRIK I DIDANT KNOW YUO WEHRE JEWASH!!11
| >| right...
| >OH YA YA YUO CAN PALAY THET GAEM ONLIE IF YUO LIKE MATAY!!!!!!1
| i am scared now.
Jesus:
I WOULDA FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS... SATURDAY.
I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS NEXT WEDNESDAY INSTEAD
WHOO!!
YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY, BABY!!
Yeah, uh, I'm quoting now.
But I'm quoting the best film ever, so it's okay!!
| >| -- steve
| >| its scottish
| >What were your forebears doing in Ireland, then?
| what the fuck?? its scottish, somehow got cut down thru the years from
| 'MacPatrick' of the lamond clan.
That still doesn't explain what they were doing in Ireland, man.
Steve Patrick
>| >| -- steve
>| >| its scottish
>| >What were your forebears doing in Ireland, then?
>| what the fuck?? its scottish, somehow got cut down thru the years from
>| 'MacPatrick' of the lamond clan.
>
>That still doesn't explain what they were doing in Ireland, man.
holiday?? i'd ask them, but they are somewhat dead.
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af8rd$rvi$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >| >| -- steve
| >| >| its scottish
| >| >What were your forebears doing in Ireland, then?
| >| what the fuck?? its scottish, somehow got cut down thru the years from
| >| 'MacPatrick' of the lamond clan.
| >That still doesn't explain what they were doing in Ireland, man.
| holiday?? i'd ask them, but they are somewhat dead.
Well then. How else did one get to Australia in the old days?
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NP: Certainly not from Scotland.
Steve Patrick
>"Steve Patrick" wrote:
>| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af8rd$rvi$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
>| >| >| -- steve
>| >| >| its scottish
>| >| >What were your forebears doing in Ireland, then?
>| >| what the fuck?? its scottish, somehow got cut down thru the years
from
>| >| 'MacPatrick' of the lamond clan.
>| >That still doesn't explain what they were doing in Ireland, man.
>| holiday?? i'd ask them, but they are somewhat dead.
>
>Well then. How else did one get to Australia in the old days?
i dunno, that was up to my family about 5-6 generations ago. i'd ask them,
but as i previously stated, i am almost certain they are all dead.
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af9mp$sdh$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >"Steve Patrick" wrote:
| >| Jonathan McArthur wrote in message <9af8rd$rvi$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
| >| >| >| -- steve
| >| >| >| its scottish
| >| >| >What were your forebears doing in Ireland, then?
| >| >| what the fuck?? its scottish, somehow got cut down thru the years from
| >| >| 'MacPatrick' of the lamond clan.
| >| >That still doesn't explain what they were doing in Ireland, man.
| >| holiday?? i'd ask them, but they are somewhat dead.
| >Well then. How else did one get to Australia in the old days?
| i dunno, that was up to my family about 5-6 generations ago. i'd ask them,
| but as i previously stated, i am almost certain they are all dead.
That's a bummer, man, that's a real bummer. They probably got on the wrong boat home when their
Irish holiday ended. That'd explain it!
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Another stunning Jonathan McArthur AMSP post...
NP: nothing / nobody
Stacy Fuller
<vho...@mn.rr.comPLICATED> wrote:
>"ashleyB" <jsta...@aol.communist> wrote in message
>news:20010403123103...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
>> Vince "BIG V" Horst:
>> >Actually, the implication was that it was the chick's fault for being a
>slut
>> >and not the guy's fault for laying pipe. But I guess you missed that.
>Better
>> >luck next time!
>>
>> <cough>... And I'm sure you're very experienced in 'laying the pipe.'
>
>Bah, you don't even know the expression, stay out of this. It's still the
>bitch's fault.
guess we know someone who accidentally got *his* girl pregnant... ;)
stace
Christopher Wainscott
"ashleyB" <jsta...@aol.communist> wrote in message
news:20010403123103...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
>
> >Actually, the implication was that it was the chick's fault for being a
slut
> >and not the guy's fault for laying pipe. But I guess you missed that.
Better
> >luck next time!
> >
> >--
> >Vince Horst
> >3|1+3 7R4d3r
> >
> >icq: 38324862
> >msn: vince...@hotmail.comMUNISM
>
>
>
> <cough>... And I'm sure you're very experienced in 'laying the pipe.'
>
>
> +_+
>
LOL! hahah. That's funny.
Chris.
bune...@earthlink.net
> I'm still trying to think of a good senior prank to pull.. I want senior pranks that maybe a few friends and I could mimic (15 people). I only have one idea and it's kinda dumb; vaseline on the benches. Last year was glue in the door locks, and I don't wanna do that. If anyone can post their old pranks or ones they are thinking of, let me know!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!
The book is SENIOR PRANK. You can download it on Amazon.com. It is an edgy, politically incorrect, humorous, young adult novel. There is no hardback at this time; maybe at a later date. It is also downloadable on Ipad, Barnes and Noble Nook, Sony Reader Store, etc. Only 2.99. Guaranteed to make you laugh your butt off or money back. Adults will enjoy the many Elvis references in the book.
Here’s the plot…Elvis McGraw wants to go out with a bang. He wants to deliver a senior prank that will go down in history. He recruits two of his fellow classmates, Jose Hernandez and Lamont Sheen, to assist him with his plan. When Thomas Jefferson High School, of Houston, Texas, their school, is nominated for the title of All American School, the trio sees an opening to leave their mark.
The governor and judges in the All American School competition visit the school but at every turn they encounter another prank or practical joke. The biggest prank they pull comes into play when their chemistry experiment accidentally produces a potion that can change personalities. They turn the quietest student in the class to a loud mouthed ghetto thug. They turn the National Honor Society representative to an intelligence challenged valley girl. They turn the class preppie president into a redneck, and the school’s macho jock into a flamboyant gay male. It gets even more wacko from there.
Thanks.
Tom Bunevich
Tampa, FL