Pause, Rewind, Replay for April 2, 2007
Pause, Rewind, Replay
Pause, Rewind, Replay - April 2, 2007
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Ironcladlou, who I'm supposed to insult, but he's just too great of a
guy for me to do that:
I think he was trying to create a portmanteau of "parsec" and
"nutsack". Most likely in an effort to describe the distance any right-
thinking woman would prefer to keep between herself and the
aforementioned sack.
Nichel, in the same thread:
>>>>> Actually, I believe I'm gonna have to decline nomination here.
>>>>> While I appreciate it, I was trying too hard, and it came out
>>>>> jumbled and nonsensical to me.
>>>> As the PRR editor, I'm going to decline your declination.
>>> Can I appeal this decision to the Emperor or Authoritah? Or can I at
>>> least make revisions? I don't feel that this nomination meets my
>>> standards.
>> Don't worry. I'll make sure to insult you when I put it into PRR.
> Ok, I'm satisfied.
Is your nose bleeding?
Dopplebock, commenting on pending robo-pedophile Michael Jackson:
I wonder if they'll make some 30 foot replicas of little boys for the
thing to chase around the desert.
Kyle, mocking Zeppelin:
Too bad they never did a "The Lemon Song"-"The Rain Song" medley ("The
Lemonade Song").
Dan Iwerks, channeling the mighty Mandy Patinkin:
My name is Ignicio Montoya. You beat my high score. Prepare to die.
Lou, "talking about Prof's crotch again" division:
Eh, go tie a mop-head to your nutsack and clean the floor, bitch.
Prof, same cock-obsessed division:
I suppose I oughta say something like "well there goes your Saratoga
ticket as clearly the seat next to me will have to be occupied by my
nuts."
Rob, continuing the Prof-centric theme of this week's PRR:
That's a tough break when the wife prefers Meat Loaf to you.
Dan Iwerks, showing how sick of the gay sex jokes he is by making a
really, really long one:
I remember late one night
Taking DB as my wife
Shadow of a man
Butt high, head low
Squealing in the night
As I went into
You the ancient Greek love way
Never knew someone so gay
Buried deep inside
I feel you twichin'
I never realized
Your ass was so bitchin', oh DB
Well you bent and you took without clenching
And I plunged in you then, oh DB
When we finished your ass was just stenching
Should have cleaned you off first, oh DB
You begged for it another time
That's when I knew you were mine
Caught up in a world of rectal drivin'
Tears in your behind
I'm feeling you sighin', oh DB
Well we grabbed the lubes from where we stored them
And I filled you with goo, oh DB
When we finished you ate the Santorum
So I wouldn't kiss you, oh DB
Yesterday's a dream
I face the morning
Cryin' on a breeze
The pain is callin', oh DB
When we finished your ass was all bleedy
Should have lubed you up more, oh DB
Cleaned out your ass crack with a squeegee
You sick butt-sex whore, oh DB
Well, my parody is getting banal
So I've come to the end, oh DB
Never knew you were so fond of anal
And I neeeeeed yoooouuuuuuu . . .
This week's PRR digest was compiled by Dan Iwerks, who is considering
renaming PRR to "let's talk about Prof's balls a lot".
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