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> Tom Russell wrote in message
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>>
>> Well, that's the other Rob Schneider rule. (But I suppose I shouldn't
>> be ragging on the man; he might take out a full-page ad in Variety
>> because I hurt his widdle feelings.)
>>
>> But, of course, I've already broken the first two rules of Rob
>> Schneider.
>>
>> 1. The first rule of Rob Schneider is, you don't talk about Rob
>> Schneider.
>>
>
> i shall, i shall, . no doubt about the organization. it is just
organization
> in the service of we really do not know what we are doing. that is why i
encourage Rob to go for it. he has the experience and the
> sense of
> handling that kind of pressure. teach him a lesson. i do not know if
> will get it tho. we will see.
>
>> and
>>
>> 2. The second rule of Rob Schneider is, you don't talk about Rob
>> Schneider.
>>
>> 3. If this is your first night watching a Rob Schneider movie, you
>> have to fight Rob Schneider.
>>
>> We've already covered rules 4 and 5...
>>
>> I think rule 6 is, Any parody film starring "Rob Schneider" on South
>> Park is at least ten times as funny as any actual film starring Rob
>> Schneider.
>>
>> And rule 7, of course: any starring role performed by Rob Schneider
>> would be automatically better if Roy Scheider did it instead. I would
>> totally pay full price, two tickets, with popcorn, to see "Pretty Boy
>> Roy" as a male gigolo.
>>
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>
> do you know your chinese astrological symbol. I think i am a wood horse.
this
> year is the year of the snake. if i remeber correctly next year is the
> horse year. i need a year and i am willing to wait. at any rate, enjoy
> the festivities. I guess I need a pet detective if I want to be sure.
>
> mk5000
>
> "Within the space of my own soul
> Are yearnings that unanswered lie,
> To seek my singular masterpiece
> In winter's wind or summer's sky."--Ina Kontvainyte, umbilical cord