Let's help out Pamef'loon (Insult Drive/Cascade)
Violet "In the Whitebread Shed" Volfie
alone. *sob*
The f'loon seems to be running out of imaginary crimes I have committed (she
*does* have both limited intelligence AND imagination, after all) so let's
help her add to my list of imaginary crimes against the world. I'll start
with some of my very favorites; these have never been revealed to the world
before:
Giselle...
...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
...launders sheets for the KKK.
...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
Dell Phinium
> Giselle...
>
> ...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>
> ...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>
> ...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>
> ...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>
> ...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>
> ...launders sheets for the KKK.
>
> ...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
--
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Flannister: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together.
A Adams
"Dell Phinium" <tom_sne...@nt.in.ammj> wrote in message
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> Violet "In the Whitebread Shed" Volfie wrote:
>
> > Giselle...
> >
> > ...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
> >
> > ...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
> >
> > ...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
> >
> > ...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
> >
> > ...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
> >
> > ...launders sheets for the KKK.
> >
> > ...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
>
> ...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
>
White Caladenia CND
> Violet "In the Whitebread Shed" Volfie wrote:
>
>
>>Giselle...
>>
>>...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>>
>>...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>>
>>...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>>
>>...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>>
>>...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>>
>>...launders sheets for the KKK.
>>
>>...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
>
>
> ...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
Consumes the "Do Not Eat" Silica Gel packets found in shoeboxes.
--
CND
When I touch the ground I come full circle
To my place and I am home
I am home - [Easy Ride - Madonna]
Dell Phinium
>>>Giselle...
>>>
>>>...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>>>
>>>...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>>>
>>>...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>>>
>>>...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>>>
>>>...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>>>
>>>...launders sheets for the KKK.
>>>
>>>...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
>>
>> ...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
>
> Consumes the "Do Not Eat" Silica Gel packets found in shoeboxes.
Likes to fold, bend, spindle and mutilate all those things we're told not to
do that to.
--
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Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"Dell Phinium" <tom_sne...@nt.in.ammj> wrote in message
> White Caladenia CND wrote:
>
> >>>Giselle...
> >>>
> >>>...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
> >>>
> >>>...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
> >>>
> >>>...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
> >>>
> >>>...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
> >>>
> >>>...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
> >>>
> >>>...launders sheets for the KKK.
> >>>
> >>>...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
> >>
> >> ...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
> >
> > Consumes the "Do Not Eat" Silica Gel packets found in shoeboxes.
>
> Likes to fold, bend, spindle and mutilate all those things we're told not
to
> do that to.
...drinks milk from the carton and leaves floaters.
Ukeboy
...slapped Mother Teresa.
...squeezes the Charmin.
...Passed Go....Collected $200.
...Reported on Court TV that Wacko once............uh, never mind.
Sorry Ms. D........ummmm, I mean Volfie.
...left the water running.
...attempts to adjust her set during Outer Limits reruns.
...always kicks Pambo WAY too hard.
...washed...rinsed...did not repeat.
...often rides off into the sunset astride a galloping bay steed,
reflecting on the beauty in this world.
...knows that love is the answer.
...does not worship false idols.
White Caladenia CND
>>>>>Giselle...
>>>>>
>>>>>...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>>>>>
>>>>>...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>>>>>
>>>>>...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>>>>>
>>>>>...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>>>>>
>>>>>...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>>>>>
>>>>>...launders sheets for the KKK.
>>>>>
>>>>>...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
>>>>
>>>>...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
>>>
>>>Consumes the "Do Not Eat" Silica Gel packets found in shoeboxes.
>>
>>Likes to fold, bend, spindle and mutilate all those things we're told not
>>to do that to.
>
> ...drinks milk from the carton and leaves floaters.
Rents DVDs and never returns them back to the hire store.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"Ukeboy" <U.Betc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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....thinks the MLK "I have a dream" speech could have used some visual aids.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"White Caladenia CND" <c...@cnd-enterprises.com> wrote in message
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> Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie wrote:
>
> >>>>>Giselle...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>...launders sheets for the KKK.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
> >>>>
> >>>>...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
> >>>
> >>>Consumes the "Do Not Eat" Silica Gel packets found in shoeboxes.
> >>
> >>Likes to fold, bend, spindle and mutilate all those things we're told
not
> >>to do that to.
> >
> > ...drinks milk from the carton and leaves floaters.
>
> Rents DVDs and never returns them back to the hire store.
...used up alllllll the glue ON PURPOSE.
Podkayne Fries
Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
>Please, every Hater needs to pitch in and add to my list. I can't do this
>alone. *sob*
>
>Giselle...
>
... crosses the street against the light
... parks in the handicapped/preggo spaces
... does not close the cover before striking
... does not return library books on time
... dog-ears books
...
--
Regards, Podkayne Fries
Attila the Nun: a simple girl, pledged to a live of brutality.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"Podkayne Fries" <fr...@fairfieldi.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 17:31:19 -0500, "Violet \"In the Whitebread Shed\"
> Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
>
> >Please, every Hater needs to pitch in and add to my list. I can't do
this
> >alone. *sob*
> >
> >Giselle...
> >
> ... crosses the street against the light
>
> ... parks in the handicapped/preggo spaces
>
> ... does not close the cover before striking
>
> ... does not return library books on time
>
> ... dog-ears books
...puts things smaller than an elbow in her ear.
...throws apple cores out the car window in NO LITTER zones.
...clips her toenails round instead of straight across.
...double dips chips.
deb
news:10ulqpb...@corp.supernews.com:
> Please, every Hater needs to pitch in and add to my list. I can't do
> this alone. *sob*
>
> The f'loon seems to be running out of imaginary crimes I have
> committed (she *does* have both limited intelligence AND imagination,
> after all) so let's help her add to my list of imaginary crimes
> against the world. I'll start with some of my very favorites; these
> have never been revealed to the world before:
>
> Giselle...
>
> ...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>
> ...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>
Uses the handicapped toilet and never flushes! (that will be forty lashes
with two sheets of single-ply bathroom tissues for you young lady!!)
A Adams
"deb" <nos...@xxxnospam.com> wrote in message
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...pushes every single button in an elevator
...exposes herself to the blind.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"A Adams" <ya...@antispamers.com> wrote in message
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...spits into the wind.
...pulls the mask off old Lone Rangers.
Ukeboy
"Fake Fan" Sarina
... uses the curling iron in the shower.
...convinces her neighbors that AOL CDs are disposable pizza slicers
...hangs up on telemarketers
Ukeboy
"Artichoke Plant" Artemis
> Put benzadrine in Mrs. Murphy Ovaltine.
-Takes 9 items to the "8 Items or less" Express checkout line in the
supermarket.
-Daydreams when dumping cans that say "Please dispose of this product
thoughtfully."
-Re-wears her underwear after 'airdrying' it on the doorknob.
-Farts in crowded elevators.
--
"That would be a good idea."
Mahatma Gandhi,when asked what he thought of modern civilization.
--
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Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
> ...operated heavy machinery while under the influence of a cold tablet
<hee>
...once flattened a metal storage cabinet with a fork truck (true)
...took home pens from work
...uses fake names to join even MORE book clubs
...puts the wrong CD back in the jewel case
...throw out paint brushes with oil paint on them rather than clean them
...thinks pickled pork feet are just plain nasTAY
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
""Artichoke Plant" Artemis" <orland...@SPAMTRAPbigpond.com> wrote in
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> "Ukeboy" <U.Betc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1105936882.2...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
> > Put benzadrine in Mrs. Murphy Ovaltine.
>
> -Takes 9 items to the "8 Items or less" Express checkout line in the
> supermarket.
> -Daydreams when dumping cans that say "Please dispose of this product
> thoughtfully."
> -Re-wears her underwear after 'airdrying' it on the doorknob.
> -Farts in crowded elevators.
- farts in bed and blames it on the dogs.
- washes used handkerchiefs in someone else's load of wash
- lets the dogs lick the dishes clean and then puts them in the cupboard
- gives the dog licked dishes to guests
A Adams
"Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote in message
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...doesn't recycle
...never used to rewind videos
White Caladenia CND
>>>...operated heavy machinery while under the influence of a cold tablet
>><hee>
>>...once flattened a metal storage cabinet with a fork truck (true)
>>
>>...took home pens from work
>>
>>...uses fake names to join even MORE book clubs
>>
>>...puts the wrong CD back in the jewel case
>>
>>...throw out paint brushes with oil paint on them rather than clean them
>>
>>...thinks pickled pork feet are just plain nasTAY
>>
>
>
> ...doesn't recycle
>
> ...never used to rewind videos
...never uses coasters. As a result, leaves water rings on her furniture.
...uses her own toothbrush to clean the toilet.
...on forms that state, "do not write here." She writes "ok."
A Adams
> A Adams wrote:
>
> >>>...operated heavy machinery while under the influence of a cold tablet
> >><hee>
> >>...once flattened a metal storage cabinet with a fork truck (true)
> >>
> >>...took home pens from work
> >>
> >>...uses fake names to join even MORE book clubs
> >>
> >>...puts the wrong CD back in the jewel case
> >>
> >>...throw out paint brushes with oil paint on them rather than clean them
> >>
> >>...thinks pickled pork feet are just plain nasTAY
> >>
> >
> >
> > ...doesn't recycle
> >
> > ...never used to rewind videos
>
> ...never uses coasters. As a result, leaves water rings on her furniture.
>
> ...uses her own toothbrush to clean the toilet.
>
> ...on forms that state, "do not write here." She writes "ok."
>
...writes "Yes Please!" on forms that ask for her sex.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"White Caladenia CND" <c...@cnd-enterprises.com> wrote in message
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>
> >>>...operated heavy machinery while under the influence of a cold tablet
> >><hee>
> >>...once flattened a metal storage cabinet with a fork truck (true)
> >>
> >>...took home pens from work
> >>
> >>...uses fake names to join even MORE book clubs
> >>
> >>...puts the wrong CD back in the jewel case
> >>
> >>...throw out paint brushes with oil paint on them rather than clean them
> >>
> >>...thinks pickled pork feet are just plain nasTAY
> >>
> >
> >
> > ...doesn't recycle
> >
> > ...never used to rewind videos
>
> ...never uses coasters. As a result, leaves water rings on her furniture.
>
> ...uses her own toothbrush to clean the toilet.
>
...staples income tax forms together
...puts the hairballs from the shower drain in her "special" meatloaf
...likes Diane Dimond and the Bitter Pills
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
...occasionally top posts.
...doesn't think newborn babies are *CUTE*.
...always drives the speed limit and obeys traffic lights/signs even in the
middle of the night on deserted roads
Dell Phinium
> ...throw out paint brushes with oil paint on them rather than clean them
That one hit home here. :-)
--
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It's easy to cry 'bug' when the truth is that you've got a complex system
and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist
peacefully.
-- Doug Vargas
Podkayne Fries
<vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
>
>...throw out paint brushes with oil paint on them rather than clean them
>
me of something (hence the new Subject line). Our local recycling
center gives away packets of a dry chemical mix that one mixes with
old oil paints to harden them into a brick. The recycling people say
that drying the paint this way is a safer way to dispose of old
oil-based paints.
Our county has a Hazardous Waste Day every four months or so, and at
those times, they'll take items that should never be thrown in the
garbage - rechargable batteries, tires, paint, etc. Instead of
accepting paint, they now give you packets of this stuff (whose name
completely escapes me) and they tell you to mix this with your paint
and then put it in with your regular trash.
Any artist who's interested should be able to Google up more
information about this. If nothing pops up, tell me and I'll call the
recycling center. I wonder if it might be possible to harden paint
with this stuff and them carve it? It might be an interesting
experiment.
Ryan Lankford, Libertarian Warrior
<tom_sne...@nt.in.ammj> wrote:
>Violet "In the Whitebread Shed" Volfie wrote:
>
>> Giselle...
>>
>> ...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>>
>> ...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>>
>> ...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>>
>> ...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>>
>> ...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>>
>> ...launders sheets for the KKK.
>>
>> ...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
>
>...farts in the tub and eats the bubbles.
...dunks babies' heads in toilets.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
> On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 08:59:25 -0500, "Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie"
> <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> >
> >...throw out paint brushes with oil paint on them rather than clean them
> >
> Okay, this isn't an insult, but your comment about oil paint reminded
> me of something (hence the new Subject line). Our local recycling
> center gives away packets of a dry chemical mix that one mixes with
> old oil paints to harden them into a brick. The recycling people say
> that drying the paint this way is a safer way to dispose of old
> oil-based paints.
>
> Our county has a Hazardous Waste Day every four months or so, and at
> those times, they'll take items that should never be thrown in the
> garbage - rechargable batteries, tires, paint, etc. Instead of
> accepting paint, they now give you packets of this stuff (whose name
> completely escapes me) and they tell you to mix this with your paint
> and then put it in with your regular trash.
>
> Any artist who's interested should be able to Google up more
> information about this.
Argh!!! I don't throw out my artist brushes. I throw out the housepaint
brushes. Better yet, I don't use oil paint. And with oil paint on canvas,
I use a palette knife. (VERY little cleanup there.)
> If nothing pops up, tell me and I'll call the
> recycling center. I wonder if it might be possible to harden paint
> with this stuff and them carve it? It might be an interesting
> experiment.
Hmmm. Might be. I wonder what the life span of the stuff is after mixed
with the paint? Or if it keeps hardening/shrinking in any way? I was never
a sculptor but it still might be fun to take a Dremel to a chunk of the
stuff.
Giselle (as a sculptor, I always removed all the important bits FIRST.
Oops.)
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"Ryan Lankford, Libertarian Warrior" <RyanLa...@NOSPAMmsn.comNOSPAM>
wrote in message
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You know a better way to give them little baby swirlies?
Giselle (and for being so small and all, they hold their breath pretty good)
Roofshadow
"Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> Giselle (as a sculptor, I always removed all the important bits FIRST.
> Oops.)
You have something in common with Wacko's plastic surgeon(s)!
**********
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"Roofshadow" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Roofshadow2004-B1B...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> In article <10uppj9...@corp.supernews.com>,
> "Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
>
>
> > Giselle (as a sculptor, I always removed all the important bits FIRST.
> > Oops.)
>
> You have something in common with Wacko's plastic surgeon(s)!
Except the surgeon did it *intentionally*.
Giselle (on Wacko's orders, probably, but still...)
Roofshadow
"Violet \"In the Whitebread Shed\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> Please, every Hater needs to pitch in and add to my list. I can't do this
> alone. *sob*
>
> The f'loon seems to be running out of imaginary crimes I have committed (she
> *does* have both limited intelligence AND imagination, after all) so let's
> help her add to my list of imaginary crimes against the world. I'll start
> with some of my very favorites; these have never been revealed to the world
> before:
>
> Giselle...
>
> ...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>
> ...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>
> ...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>
> ...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>
> ...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>
> ...launders sheets for the KKK.
>
> ...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
...loosens the tops on the salt and pepper shakers in restaurants.
**********
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
...runs with scissors.
...doesn't play well with others.
...eats paste.
**********
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
Not only do I loosen them... sometimes I *switch* them! bwa! BWAHA!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Giselle -> evil
Green Leafy Substance
>> Giselle...
>>
>> ...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>>
>> ...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>>
>> ...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>>
>> ...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>>
>> ...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>>
>> ...launders sheets for the KKK.
>>
>> ...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
>
> ...loosens the tops on the salt and pepper shakers in restaurants.
Wipes her boogers under the table top or chair seat
Doesn't wash her hands after using the restroom
Thinks her own farts smell okay
--
[tv] Member in good standing, Hatergoon Cabal (tinc)
-- SMILEY
:-B Drooling / Dribbling
The Richard Dawson of Rogers Park
scribbled:
>On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 00:30:05 -0500, Green Leafy Substance
><tom_sne...@nt.in.ammj> wrote:
>
>>Roofshadow wrote:
>>
>>>> Giselle...
>>>>
>>>> ...clips the Rosary beads off nun's habits.
>>>>
>>>> ...uses handicapped toilet stalls.
>>>>
>>>> ...KILLS lady bugs and feed them to her dogs.
>>>>
>>>> ...licks envelopes in STAPLES and then puts them back in the box.
>>>>
>>>> ...tears the DO NOT REMOVE tags off of *everything*.
>>>>
>>>> ...launders sheets for the KKK.
>>>>
>>>> ...thinks music teachers are a waste of tax payers money.
>>>
>>> ...loosens the tops on the salt and pepper shakers in restaurants.
>>
>>Wipes her boogers under the table top or chair seat
>>Doesn't wash her hands after using the restroom
>>Thinks her own farts smell okay
>
>...Thinks the Anchor Motel on Harry Hines is the place to go after a
>long night of trolling the johns. (A bit of DFW humor for you
>non-Dallasites)
....pays a heck of a lot more for car insurance than she would if
she'd only call Geico.
A Adams
"The Richard Dawson of Rogers Park" <arc...@lea.ch> wrote in message
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...chews gum at the movies sticks it to the seat and armrests
"Artichoke Plant" Artemis
--
Same here,Giselle.Figure sculpture was the one subject I was terrible at at
Art college.I loved ceramics,etching,animation,installation art,life drawing
,illustration etc but my sculptures from life always looked like underfed
house boys with dropsy.And I never did get over being slightly embarrassed
about carving out a man's wedding tackle...the ones on my figures always
resembled an overstuffed coin purse than the sex organs of a grown adult
male.Oh well....I never claimed to be Bellini or Mikey-angeloI'm aimimg for
Medici wealth and being pope. instead..;-)
cheers & beers
Artie
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
Also in theatres:
...kicks the back of the seat in front of her and then pretends she didn't
...has long, loud conversations on her c-phone during dramatic scenes
...tells what happens next *just* before it does
...Yells, "FIR...oh, wait. Nevermind."
Roofshadow
"Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> "Roofshadow" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Roofshadow2004-B1B...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> > In article <10uppj9...@corp.supernews.com>,
> > "Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> > > Giselle (as a sculptor, I always removed all the important bits FIRST.
> > > Oops.)
> >
> > You have something in common with Wacko's plastic surgeon(s)!
>
> Except the surgeon did it *intentionally*.
Yeah... but still the results were the same!
> Giselle (on Wacko's orders, probably, but still...)
Anyone involved in the debacle known as Wacko's "face" should lose
his/her license to practice.
**********
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
...sticks her tongue in the bottom of chocolate candies and puts the
yucky ones back in the box.
**********
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
Ooo!
Wow - you really ARE a bitch!
> Giselle -> evil
Eeevull!!
(I knew there was a reason I like you so much!)
**********
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
But, like his trolling for lads, he did a lot of the surgery out of this
country.
Giselle (perhaps his face is proof that he stiffed the surgeons on their
bills, too)
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
...makes rude noises with her finger and jelly donuts. ;)
Roofshadow
"Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> "Roofshadow" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Roofshadow2004-607...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> > In article <10ur8er...@corp.supernews.com>,
> > "Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "Roofshadow" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:Roofshadow2004-B1B...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> > > > In article <10uppj9...@corp.supernews.com>,
> > > > "Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Giselle (as a sculptor, I always removed all the important bits
> FIRST.
> > > > > Oops.)
> > > >
> > > > You have something in common with Wacko's plastic surgeon(s)!
> > >
> > > Except the surgeon did it *intentionally*.
> >
> > Yeah... but still the results were the same!
> >
> > > Giselle (on Wacko's orders, probably, but still...)
> >
> > Anyone involved in the debacle known as Wacko's "face" should lose
> > his/her license to practice.
>
> But, like his trolling for lads, he did a lot of the surgery out of this
> country.
And it shows.
> Giselle (perhaps his face is proof that he stiffed the surgeons on their
> bills, too)
LOL - that could be it!
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Roofshadow
"Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
...prank calls people to ask if their refrigerators are running.
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Roofshadow
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Green Leafy Substance
> ...prank calls people to ask if their refrigerators are running.
Or if they have Prince Albert in a can.
--
[tv] Member in good standing, Hatergoon Cabal (tinc)
-- Hundred-and-one symptoms of being an internet addict
162. You go outside and look for a brightness knob to turn down the sun.
Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
...calls Wacko at three in the morning and asks, "Who's got your nose?"
Roofshadow
"Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> "Roofshadow" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Roofshadow2004-A22...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> > ...prank calls people to ask if their refrigerators are running.
>
> ...calls Wacko at three in the morning and asks, "Who's got your nose?"
LOL!!
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Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie
"Green Leafy Substance" <use...@fuck-off.org.deletethispart> wrote in
message news:se3be4gg0yjy$.dlg@winxp.ziggy1.ziggynet...
> Roofshadow wrote:
>
> > ...prank calls people to ask if their refrigerators are running.
>
> Or if they have Prince Albert in a can.
True story:
Once during my childhood prank phone call days (which actually took place in
my childhood, unlike Wacko who's prank calls still continue well into middle
age...) there was a joke that went, "What's brown and needs a haircut?" The
answer (which will date me terribly) was, "A chocolate covered Dr. Zorba."
(Think Dr. Kildaire and his frizzy headed boss.)
So, we called a number at random and said, "What's brown and needs a
haircut?" and the lady on the other end said, "No one in this here house
needs a haircut!" ::CLICK::
Thus ended my prank calling days.
Giselle (as God as my witness, I never considered all the possibilities we
could get for an answer...)
A Adams
"Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote in message
news:10utf6e...@corp.supernews.com...
I've always wanted to call these people and ask for Mr Penis
http://www.whitepages.com.au/wp/search/results.jhtml?_DARGS=%2Fwp%2Fsearch%2FresSearchInput.jhtml
or
A Adams
"A Adams" <kissm...@floonssuck.com> wrote in message
news:DcBHd.44852$Z%.33830@fe1.texas.rr.com...
Shit, didn't work. Anyway, the name in the phone book was P. Ennis.
Roofshadow
"Violet \"F'loonslayer\" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote:
> "Green Leafy Substance" <use...@fuck-off.org.deletethispart> wrote in
> message news:se3be4gg0yjy$.dlg@winxp.ziggy1.ziggynet...
> > Roofshadow wrote:
> >
> > > ...prank calls people to ask if their refrigerators are running.
> >
> > Or if they have Prince Albert in a can.
>
> True story:
>
> Once during my childhood prank phone call days (which actually took place in
> my childhood, unlike Wacko who's prank calls still continue well into middle
> age...) there was a joke that went, "What's brown and needs a haircut?" The
> answer (which will date me terribly) was, "A chocolate covered Dr. Zorba."
> (Think Dr. Kildaire and his frizzy headed boss.)
>
> So, we called a number at random and said, "What's brown and needs a
> haircut?" and the lady on the other end said, "No one in this here house
> needs a haircut!" ::CLICK::
It was PAM!
> Thus ended my prank calling days.
>
> Giselle (as God as my witness, I never considered all the possibilities we
> could get for an answer...)
LOL!
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Trisha Toyota
Poor kids today - call display & *69 have ruined a great source of
fun!
A Adams
"Trisha Toyota" <stu...@pagoda.com> wrote in message
news:0dptu0h5g2hfceins...@4ax.com...
That's the truth! In his misspent youth, my better half would gang up with
his cousins and the one with the deepest voice would call and order a load
of bricks or some other building supplies to be delivered to some poor
unsuspecting individuals home.
A Adams
"Violet "F'loonslayer" Volfie" <vol...@ccrtc.com> wrote in message
news:10ut66u...@corp.supernews.com...
They *have* repossessed his old noses a time or two (or ten)
Roofshadow
"A Adams" <ya...@antispamers.com> wrote:
LMAO!!
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