Re: FUCK YOU ALL ! I AM THE POONMAN !

[sumbeotch at scumbum dot cum]

hum how about instead of forward on as in time... how about forward to
other newsgroups...

"POONMAN" <poon...@mindless.com> wrote in message
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>I am POONMAN! Self proclaimed LORD OF USENET! From this time forward
> all you AEK flunkies and peons (and that includes you Luuk, you dog
> humping fucktard !) will worship me! I am your master! You are nothing
> but
> scumbags! I will now take charge of ALL groups on usenet! If you
> don't
> like this fact, TOO FUCKING BAD! I didn't ask if you liked it! I
> don't
> care if you like it! You are nothing and your opinions are worth even
> less! You will do what I say or I will crush you under my boot like
> the insignificant bugs you are!
>
> What I expect of you in tribute:
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> 1) You will not question my orders
> 2) Any one I select will suck my cock on demand
> 3) You will swallow
> 4) You will not post messages without my approval
> 5) You will supply me with all your pets so I can fuck them
> 6) NOBODY will make fun of POON lovers anymore (we are far
> superior to the likes of you!)
> 7) You will lick my asshole AND LIKE IT!
> 8) You will spread the word that I am your lord and master
> 9) You will beg me to fuck you up the ass!
>
>
> All of these demands will be met! If you have a problem with that, I
> don't want to hear it! You will either do as I say or stay the fuck
> off of usenet! There will be no further warnings! If you oppose me
> you will be dealt with! You have no choice!
>
>
> Now, you will get on your knees and worship me, and as long as you're
> down there you WILL suck my cock and enjoy it!
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>
>
> THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF THE POONMAN !

[sumbeotch at scumbum dot cum]

mariah wanted elvis but he was dead.. so now she hates him in her mental
anguish instead.

she wanted him.. but he would'a said... "sorry, i don't fuck fatass bullies
who try to show me up".

[sumbeotch at scumbum dot cum]

"sumbeotch at scumbum dot cum" <youwan...@tampon.com> wrote in message
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>i guess mariah isn't got da poon enough to keep skepticl occupied...
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> mariah would've wanted to fuck elvis but elvis would'a just said...
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> NO... you had to beat me up instead of beat me off... it's the thought
> that counts.. i guess you don't deserve me.
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> :D
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> right skeptic?