What is an Aqualung?
Chemical Brother
PS - They played The Wanton Song on the radio today!
Rufus Leaking
a registered trademark for a brand of underwater breathing apparatus...
Dave
"Hid in the reeds are eyes that peek,
voices I don't understand.
Flamingos fly endlessly,
To the silent sky"
w
w
Olompali4
The Rooster
Stan
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Stan,
http://madcashier.com
"Walking, walkin', In the rain" - Flash and the Pan
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cZZzzzzzzz
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Sunny
picture him coughing and spitting while he ogles little girls. cZ
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w
wrote:
>Why, wilburn, you're back! Did you find what you were looking for?
>cZZzzzzzzz
Yes, it was in my hand all along.
w
Rufus Leaking
>suckbutt barre second longest.
What is Mick Abrams up to these days? He was the guy they should have kept.
Had they stayed the course with him and explored the blues sound he espoused,
they'd be viant today and not moribund...
Hey I like a few of their songs and APP for some reason, but I don't give a
hoot about them these days, not after seeing them on TNN...
w
wrote:
>What is Mick Abrams up to these days? He was the guy they should have kept.
>Had they stayed the course with him and explored the blues sound he espoused,
>they'd be viant today and not moribund...
>
>Hey I like a few of their songs and APP for some reason, but I don't give a
>hoot about them these days, not after seeing them on TNN...
Wait until you pay a couple of hundred bucks for primo seats to have
them do the damn near same set list four years running.
w
Rufus Leaking
>them do the damn near same set list four years running.
I feel better knowing the two times I did see them live were tours behind new
albums. Can't remember who was the warmup act in 77, but the warmup in 73 was
better than Tull, they got on his tour as Anderson had recently produced their
latest album at the time...
Astarte
watery mucous, however, rheumatic is a reference to rheumatism, which is an
affliction of the joints..
tyre
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Astarte
my first row center seat ticket to a friend when I went to the ladies room
to smoke pot.. The highlight of the evening, incidentallY*
"Rufus Leaking" <djma...@aol.comrufus> wrote in message
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Astarte
mooch and user, liar, lazyass) caught up with the T Shirt seller and hung
out with him. He had better seats for her than Andy Giddings had for Aimee
( Row 7*) Marlene hates tull and only went to smoke my pot! *LOL* I will
never go see tehm again.. they looked waaay too old to have a spotlight
shining on them*
tyre
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Rufus Leaking
>my first row center seat ticket to a friend when I went to the ladies room
>to smoke pot..
bad pot is better than good Tull, LOL
w
wrote:
>thank god those first row tix were free.
Babe, nothing is free.
> My ex-friend Marlene ( complete
>mooch and user, liar, lazyass)
Let's bone up on our relationship assessment skills. Put this on your
priority list for 2003.
>caught up with the T Shirt seller and hung
>out with him. He had better seats for her than Andy Giddings had for Aimee...
Sweetie, honey, baby, Please, I am confused. Email me at
poon...@hotmail.com
>( Row 7*) Marlene hates tull and only went to smoke my pot! *LOL* I will
>never go see tehm again.. they looked waaay too old to have a spotlight
>shining on them*
lol
w
w
wrote:
>I saw Tull in 2000, yawning throughout the entire show and actually giving
>my first row center seat ticket to a friend when I went to the ladies room
>to smoke pot.. The highlight of the evening, incidentallY*
Honey, dahling, precious, email me. I am so confused.
w
Church Muse
And heard from Reese recently?
Cid
The Rooster
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w
(Church Muse) wrote:
>wilburn w/ a small w!
NutCase, don't answer for me.
> And Connie, he never left.....
Yes, I did.
>how have you been?
>And heard from Reese recently?
>Ciddy
Check Rehab.
w
Rufus Leaking
don't believe everything you breathe
Beck Hansen...
MLINYHI
>>my first row center seat ticket to a friend when I went to the ladies room
>>to smoke pot..
>
why couldnt you smoke at your seat?
Lady Veteran
<trollcentra...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Alex Helliwell wrote:
>
>> Pik wrote:
>> > w wrote:
>> >
>> >>Theme song for a dying band called Jethro Dull
>> >
>> > 'dying'? they are dead. put a fork in 'em. only homo's from melbourne oz and
>> > hicks from clarksburg wv and oh yeah fat bus drivers from detroit listen to
>> > that shit.
>> >
>> > probably the most reviled and loathed bands in the history of music.
>>
>> How many bands are they?
>
>in dull's case many. only anderson remains from the original band and that
>suckbutt barre second longest. that 's because he rims anderson. there have
>been many personnel changes over the years. they will keep doing it until
>they get it right.
So how much practice would they need to say "Heil Hitler?"
or was that to HELL with Hitler?
That is what I thought.
LV
Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
-Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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them much.....If brains were gunpowder, trolls
could not blow their nose. A troll is so dumb they
cannot pass a blood test.
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w
wrote:
>So how much practice would they need to say "Heil Hitler?"
For you, a year.
>That is what I thought.
Think this.
No one cares what you think.
w
Astarte
Apologizing in advance*
tyre
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Astarte
last show there ever*
tyre
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Astarte
how can i enlighten you? i prefer a phone call and "ALL WILL BE REVEALED"
tyre
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w
wrote:
>please dont be mad at me for the lsit mister thing..
>
>Apologizing in advance*
>
>tyre
I could never be mad at you, Babe. Unless you start fucking up your
life again.
w
w
wrote:
>what darling divine?
>
>how can i enlighten you? i prefer a phone call and "ALL WILL BE REVEALED"
Work or home?
w
Astarte
There have been 3 deaths in the dark underground coummunity in the past 2
years that I knew personally..
They were:
Cheryl Diaz- Former fire show performer/dancer for Fetish Factory..Small
town Ohio girl went Rubber Dancer/Mansonite for awhile..Married a fetish
party attendee whom shot her in teh chest 6 months into the marriage, almost
6 months ago.
Nathan; Guitar Playerfrom Divine Love Mission-OD'ed on Oxycontins ( only
like 2 with 3 drinks at 110 pounds) almost 2 years ago.
Anthony from Purge. Played guitar on my G- String Bikers track that I wrote
for Jimmy called Ritual of Midnight.. Purge is a local dark band fronted by
Troy Dovey. ANthony was the guitarist. 2 weeks ago, SUICIDE with a gun..
Dimitri -Local Iron Sculptor-Caught on fire cooking flambe while drunken and
was burned severely... And just recently had a felony DUI with injuries
where he left the scene and possession of Cocaine when he took out a phone
pole in a second accident the same night right after leaving teh scene of
the other..
I cant think of anyone whom is actually doing anything worthwhile who is
still on drugs
SO... I am out of the scene locally.. the drugs, alcohol and the Poorhouse
Bar, for good. It is so nowhere now. I am having a need to create music
again however, So, Maybe I need a change of venue* or inspiration, perhaps
new musicians from a different scene to work with or something. Not these
dark cocaine laden fort lauderdale zombies.. I lived that life for 3 years,
maybe 4. Those still in that scene are rapidly in demise or are simply
devoid of any semblence of control ...
what are your thoughts? you are familiar with the dark fetish goth scene,
are you not?
It is not the same anymore when I go out and it is till the same 25 people
doing blow and drinking and staying up until dawn. They dont look so
glamourous or superkewl now.. They are losers, actually..
Epitaph to the old school Downtown Fort Lauderdale party night life at the
Poorhouse scene. RIP..
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Astarte
w
wrote:
>"w" it is simply not going to happen..
>There have been 3 deaths in the dark underground coummunity in the past 2
>years that I knew personally..
>They were:
>
>Cheryl Diaz- Former fire show performer/dancer for Fetish Factory..Small
>town Ohio girl went Rubber Dancer/Mansonite for awhile..Married a fetish
>party attendee whom shot her in teh chest 6 months into the marriage, almost
>6 months ago.
>
>Nathan; Guitar Playerfrom Divine Love Mission-OD'ed on Oxycontins ( only
>like 2 with 3 drinks at 110 pounds) almost 2 years ago.
>
>Anthony from Purge. Played guitar on my G- String Bikers track that I wrote
>for Jimmy called Ritual of Midnight.. Purge is a local dark band fronted by
>Troy Dovey. ANthony was the guitarist. 2 weeks ago, SUICIDE with a gun..
>Dimitri -Local Iron Sculptor-Caught on fire cooking flambe while drunken and
>was burned severely... And just recently had a felony DUI with injuries
>where he left the scene and possession of Cocaine when he took out a phone
>pole in a second accident the same night right after leaving teh scene of
>the other..
>I cant think of anyone whom is actually doing anything worthwhile who is
>still on drugs
So sad, I'm sorry about your friends and acquaintances.
>SO... I am out of the scene locally.. the drugs, alcohol and the Poorhouse
>Bar, for good. It is so nowhere now. I am having a need to create music
>again however, So, Maybe I need a change of venue* or inspiration, perhaps
>new musicians from a different scene to work with or something.
Why not take that trip to London you talked about?
> Not these
>dark cocaine laden fort lauderdale zombies.. I lived that life for 3 years,
>maybe 4. Those still in that scene are rapidly in demise or are simply
>devoid of any semblence of control ...
>what are your thoughts? you are familiar with the dark fetish goth scene,
>are you not?
I am familiar only as a sociological item. I have only one Gothlike
friend and she has been there, done that like you have.
There appears to be a thread of despair that is pre-eminent in the
Goth scene that puts me off.
>It is not the same anymore when I go out and it is till the same 25 people
>doing blow and drinking and staying up until dawn. They dont look so
>glamourous or superkewl now.. They are losers, actually..
A Goth grows up. Very nice.
>Epitaph to the old school Downtown Fort Lauderdale party night life at the
>Poorhouse scene. RIP..
Amen.
We here at aml-z stand and applaud Tyreah James, ex-imbecile, now a
productive member of society.
Good for her and good for us.
w
w
w
wrote:
>how on earth did a nice sunny warm place like Florida get to be the
>centre for dark goth stuff anyway?
>
>i've heard your music, you are pretty good. keep it up.
This from DUI Dog.
w
w
wrote:
>>>i've heard your music, you are pretty good. keep it up.
>>
>>This from DUI Dog.
>have you heard her music?
I listen frequently instead of trolling around using fake names and
such.
> she has lots of promise and her skills are
>very good. wish there was more of her stuff available, just a few
>tracks. wonder what she would sound like if she got away form the goth
>thing and tried some other musical... experiments
She will. Get off her back and quit calling our friend Jenna a whore,
FowlDog.
>that being said, where can we hear your music, wilburn?
My music is easy to hear. I hear it daily under the Dow-Jones Bridge.
Cha-Chiiiing.
w
w
wrote:
>>I listen frequently instead of trolling around using fake names and
>>such.
>
>
>
>heh.
>
>that was amusing.
Have you NO shame, Mr. Pie aka FowlDog?
TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT.
w
Rufus Leaking
>
Good old Dow Jones and the Industrials...
>Cha-Chiiiing.
Have you heard "Ka-Ching!" (yes, like most of the tracks it has the
exclamation point in the title) by Shania Twain? Bloody awful mess of a song
by a rich kitten telling us how bad money is...
she needs a listen to Good Charlotte's "Lifestyles...."
w
wrote:
>Have you heard "Ka-Ching!" (yes, like most of the tracks it has the
>exclamation point in the title) by Shania Twain? Bloody awful mess of a song
>by a rich kitten telling us how bad money is...
Pure Thomas Rot.
>she needs a listen to Good Charlotte's "Lifestyles...."
nyuk.
Doncha luv the country folk atalkin about how poor they are....from
their Nashville mansions.
w
Astarte
tyre
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*S*
tyre
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tyre
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>their Nashville mansions.
>
even worse as Shania and hubby Mutt Lange live in a mansion in Switzerland....
w
wrote:
>even worse as Shania and hubby Mutt Lange live in a mansion in Switzerland....
NAZIS...I SMELL NAZIS.
w
w
wrote:
>u need my new cell number, darling divine*
Oh, God, you're mobile?
Thank you for honoring my wilburness by always using lower case.
w
Rufus Leaking
>Switzerland....
>
>
>NAZIS...I SMELL NAZIS.
>
well, she's Canadian and therefor since not an Amurrican, a communist by
definition...
Lange is from South Africa originally, so he's either a Boer or a Limey Git,
and therefor a facist...
when facism and communism collide, it's national socialism, nicht wahr?
Casey
Lady Veteran wrote:
>
> On Fri, 15 Nov 2002 09:48:16 -0500 (EST), "Pik"
> <trollcentra...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >Alex Helliwell wrote:
> >
> >> Pik wrote:
> >> > w wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>Theme song for a dying band called Jethro Dull
> >> >
> >> > 'dying'? they are dead. put a fork in 'em. only homo's from melbourne oz and
> >> > hicks from clarksburg wv and oh yeah fat bus drivers from detroit listen to
> >> > that shit.
> >> >
> >> > probably the most reviled and loathed bands in the history of music.
> >>
> >> How many bands are they?
> >
> >in dull's case many. only anderson remains from the original band and that
> >suckbutt barre second longest. that 's because he rims anderson. there have
> >been many personnel changes over the years. they will keep doing it until
> >they get it right.
>
> So how much practice would they need to say "Heil Hitler?"
>
> or was that to HELL with Hitler?
>
> That is what I thought.
LOL!
Since I'm a dyed-in-the-wool agnostic, I find it very, very sad that
these jerks seemingly tend to idolize a dead maniac. It certainly makes
their position of admiration of the living very much the epitome of
hypocrisy.
While I admire both my deceased grandfather and father, I generally keep
these feelings personal. IMO, they both lived lives that were nearly
perfect in moral conscience. Still, I'll be GOD damned if I would
proselytize nor chide mere strangers on the obvious merits and moral
sanctity that was practiced by both my father and my grandpa.
While I apologize to those who find solace in the Bible, Koran, Torah,
In my opinion, I have personally found very little use in ANY written
propaganda ancient or modern. However, I'm more tolerant of those
ancient moral tomes than I am of the bullshit methamphetamine induced
meanderings such as Mein Kamph!
Ask yourself; Why is it that there are no Germans or German-Americans
who have retained the 'Hitler' surname. Yeah, there was that third rate
comedian that tried to capitalize on the name some years ago...but
really, the name itself is become a name of shame for all decent
Germanic/Jewish/Homosexual/Pedophilic/Painter-Wannabees everywhere, eh?
My apologies to any Germans, Jews, Gays or painters who I may have
inadvertently offended....more particularly if your surname just happens
to Hitler!
While it's sad that one of Hitler's major crimes against humanity was
his practice of Eugenics on a grand scale, still it also must be pointed
out that we Americans have also committed such atrocities. If you doubt
me, then ask any Cherokee. President (General)Andrew Jackson and Gen.
George Custer have long been regarded as American heroes. The truth is,
that they were not much better than that little frustrated corporal.
National disgraces both!
The moral here is that one can NOT believe everything that they read!
While I'm certain that the critical thinkers in this group may view this
rule of thumb as elementary, evidently bridge sucking trolls have a need
to READ this bit of advice. After all, they are not at all like us..they
seem to have a NEED to read to believe. Perhaps like some white
supremacists, they(trolls) suffer from a case of collective inferiority
complex and (DUH!) unnatural frequency of inferior genetics. These two
factors are no doubt a result of Hitlers penchant for friggin his
immediate relatives...and the occasional dauchund! The written and oral
accounts of his endeavors have been well documented Ava!
;)
Please don't be deluded that attempts at racial eradication was a thing
of the past. We still have the Milosovabitches(sp) in Bosnia. There have
also been recent Hutu carnage in Rwanda focused upon versus the
Tutsis...and so on & on.
HEY TROLL...I WATCH TELEVISION and more importantly...LISTEN TO NPR!
IT's true, just like the truth about the Cherokee 'Trail of Tears'!
Not some bullshit some midget wrote in a Munich prison!!!
While it's doubtful that this racial genocide will end anytime soon, at
least Hitler's hideous penchant for atrocities gave society the impetus
to form a World Court at The Hague. There is hope.
Although the World Court has generally outlawed genocide, they did have
the foresight to instill some latitude. Not exactly Draconian in it's
interpretation. Fer instance, there are a few exceptions...the act of
troll eugenics cannot be prosecuted under the statutes. In fact, it is
encouraged!!! :)
-Casey D. Drumm
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You Look Like a Nazi and You Smell Like One Too
(c) 1999 Andy Bayiates
SETTING: Blank Stage except for chair.
AT RISE: ADOLF HITLER sits on the chair wearing a sour puss and a
birthday hat.
ADOLF: Ava! Ava, I'm getting anxious. You know what's going on in
Russia!
AVA (O.S.): This will only take a moment Adolf!
ADOLF: But they're waiting for me in the War Room, lipshing.
AVA (O.S.): It's your birthday, Adolf.
ADOLF: I know it's my birthday, but my troops are freezing to death in
Russia!
(AVA comes out in a sexy one-piece dance outfit. It's got sequins and
she wears a top-hat and carries a cane.)
ADOLF (contd.): They can wait in Russia.
AVA: Achtung baby.
(To Music, AVA begins singing the Happy Birthday Song, Maryline Monroe
style.)
AVA (contd.): Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy
Birthday, Mr. Fascist Dictator. Happy Birthday to you.
ADOLF: Oh Ava. You do tickle my shiesen.
(AVA sits on ADOLF's lap.)
(ADOLF begins kissing AVA on the neck.)
ADOLF(contd.): Oh, say it...say it! Say the thing.
AVA(her hand creating that echo sound): And now...ruler of the entire
world, Mr. Adolf Hitler will throw out the first pitch of the 1944 World
Series!
(AVA makes crowd-goes-wild noises. ADOLF growls with delight and tackles
AVA.)
(As soon as they hit the floor, one of Hitler's advisors comes in.)
ADVISOR: Heil Hitler!
(ADOLF and AVA don't notice ADVISOR for a second.)
(ADVISOR clears his throat.)
(The couple stops.)
ADVISOR: Heil Hitler!
(ADOLF shoots to his feet.)
(AVA stays on the floor.)
ADVISOR(contd.): And happy birthday, mine furor.
ADOLF: Danka shein. What is the news?
ADVISOR: Early reports may have been exaggerated, mine furor.
ADOLF: Ya?
ADVISOR: Ya.
ADOLF: How exaggerated?
ADVISOR: It appears...that in fact we haven't lost twenty percent of our
troops to the Russian winter. We have lost about thirty-five percent of
our troops to the Russian winter.
ADOLF: Sheisen!
ADVISOR: Ya volt.
ADOLF: And what about the Americans?
ADVISOR: Mine Furor?
ADOLF: Have they said anything...bad about me lately?
ADVISOR: Well, ya.
ADOLF: What are they saying?
ADVISOR: They still call you a dog and a monster mine furor.
ADOLF: And those are bad things to them, right?
ADVISOR: Ya.
ADOLF: You can't say I didn't try, right?
AVAS: Right mine furor.
ADVISOR: Ya. You tried.
ADOLF: They just didn't want to like me.
ADVISOR: We still have the Japanese mine furor.
ADOLF: Right. And to Hell with the Italians.
ADVISOR: To Hell with them, mine furor.
ADOLF: Okay, you can go. Oh wait. Send a message to our troops in
Russia.
ADVISOR: Yes, mine furor?
ADOLF: Tell them...
ADVISOR: Yes?
ADOLF: To keep...
ADVISOR: Keep...
ADOLF: Warm.
ADVISOR: Ya?
ADOLF: That's it. Tell them keep warm.
ADVISOR: Keep warm. Yes, mine furor. Das ist good. Heil Hitler.
ADOLF: Ya, ya.
(ADVISOR leaves.)
(ADOLF sits glumly in his birthday chair again.)
AVA: Oh, nein. Who is that sad ruler of the master race I see?
(ADOLF plays into a pouting child game.)
(AVA tiptoes over to ADOLF)
AVA (contd.): What's wrong with mine furor?
ADOLF: This whole war has turned into a stupid popularity contest.
AVA: What do you mean, lipshing?
ADOLF: The Americans. They hate me. I figured if I invaded Russia they
would love me. Everyone hates the Russians. I thought I'd be doing the
world a favor.
AVA: When this war is over and they get to know you for who you are,
they'll change they're mind about you.
ADOLF: You think so?
AVA: I know so, lipshing.
ADOLF: But...
AVA: What?
ADOLF: They're not really the master race are they?
AVA: No. They are definitely not.
ADOLF: I mean, at least I have that, right?
AVA: Right. And you are the master of the master race!
ADOLF: So...to hell with them and they're Yankee Stadium, right?
AVA: That's the spirit, mine furor!
ADOLF & AVA: Deuchland, Deuchland, uberalis!--
(ENTER ADVISOR)
ADVISOR: Heil Hitler!
ADOLF: What now!
ADVISOR: I'm sorry for interrupting, mine furor, however it appears
earlier reports have been once again mistook. Apparently, all of our
troops in Russia have become so cold they have burst into flames and
died.
ADOLF: What? That makes no sense!
ADVISOR:(checks a piece of paper.)Oh...sorry. We have lost forty percent
of our troops to the Russian Winter. That flame-thing was a joke that
Goebles told. And it wasn’t funny, mine furor. I apologize.
ADOLF: Fine. Leave me.
ADVISOR: Ya volt! Heil Hitler!
ADOLF: Wait a minute! I have a clever idea. I want you to phone
Washington.
ADVISOR: Mine furor?
ADOLF: And tell them I have polio.
ADVISOR: Ya?
ADOLF: Ya. Tell them I have polio and then I will appear in a wheel
chair like Roosevelt. Ask him to give me a call because I'm curious
about how to live with polio, as the leader of a very powerful nation.
He'll understand.
ADVISOR: Ya volt.
(ADVISOR exits.)
(ADOLF sits on the floor.)
ADOLF: I have a bad feeling that the Americans will invade very soon. I
need their sympathy or I am a dead monster.
AVA: Perhaps you could shoot rockets at England.
ADOLF: Done that. And they love England. Roosevelt and Churchill
probably make babies together.
AVA: You could...destroy trading vessels with your submarines.
ADOLF: Ava, that is old hat. We were doing that in thirty-nine!
AVA: Sorry. I don't know anything about this war stuff. Although, I did
have a dream that the Americans would invade Normandy.
ADOLF: Normandy! Who in their right mind would invade that ugly beach? I
didn't even hear of Normandy until I conquered it. Normandy...silly
dame.
AVA: Ya. Ya, I'm silly. But...it's still your birthday, and I am the
silly dame wearing this tight outfit.
ADOLF: Ya volt.
AVA: And I have a song that I know will cheer you up.
ADOLF: Is it an American song?
AVA: It's a surprise.
(ADOLF gets up and sits in his chair excitedly.)
(AVA comes in dancing an elaborate dance and singing...)
AVA: Go with the flow, I'll let you know where to go to, why don't you
go where fashion sits...
(AVA points her cane at HITLER.)
ADOLF: Puttin' on the Ritz!!!!
AVA (still singing): Dressed up like a sexy German trooper, trying hard
to look like mina-furer.
(AVA points at HITLER for his "super dooper" but he has a sour look on
his face.)
AVA (contd.): What's wrong lipshing?
ADOLF: That's not the words.
AVA: What?
ADOLF: It's "dressed up like a million dollar trooper, trying hard to
look like Gary Cooper." Not sexy German trooper, mina-furer. Where did
you get that?
AVA: That's how they play it on the radio.
ADOLF: Well, that's not the song. That's not American. I don't like it.
AVA: Okay. How about this for American! (into another song and dance
number) Take me out to the ball game...
ADOLF: Oh, I LOVE this one!
AVA: Take me out to the crowd. Buy me some schnitzel and sauerkraut. I
don't care if I never get out-
ADOLF: AVA!!!! That's not the words! It's peanuts and crackerjack!
AVA: Peanuts and what? That makes no sense!
(ADVISOR enters.)
ADVISOR: Heil Hitler.
ADOLF: Ya, heil whatever. Listen, do you know the words to Puttin' on
The Ritz?
ADVISOR: Ya. That's Cole Porter, right?
ADOLF: Is it dressed up like a sexy German trooper or a million dollar
trooper?
ADVISOR: Sexy German trooper.
ADOLF: Nein! Nein! Nein! You know it's an American song, right?
ADVISOR: Ya?
ADOLF: So why would they be singing about sexy Germans when we are the
enemy?
ADVISOR: You know, I never thought of that.
ADOLF: Forget it. Leave me alone. Both of you.
AVA: But Adolf--
ADOLF: Get out!
(AVA leaves.)
ADVISOR: Before I leave, mine furor, just one thing. I have a
recommendation from the War Room that we withdraw our troops from
Russia.
ADOLF: Why?
ADVISOR: Because they're freezing to death in the Russian winter, mine
furor.
ADOLF: Oh. Ya, okay. Some days it rains and some days you freeze to
death in Russia.
(ADVISOR is on his way out.)
ADVISOR: Oh, and mine furor, we called Washington.
ADOLF: Ya?
ADVISOR: Ya. And Roosevelt himself has passed a message to you...
ADOLF:(very excited) He has!!
ADVISOR: Ya, he said...(fishes for a piece of paper, reads) "Tell that
Kraut psychopath I hope he goes paralyzed from his stupid mustache to
his shiny boots, and then I hope he bursts into flames, only after I
invade Berlin, kidnap him and rape his helpless body myself. Seig Heil.
Love, F.D.R."
ADOLF: You know what we need to do?
ADVISOR: Develop the Atom bomb, mine furor?
ADOLF: Nein. We need a baseball team. The Berlin Blitz Kreig. I want to
be left alone.
ADVISOR: Ya, mine furor.
ADOLF: One more thing. If they invade Berlin, I want you to warn me in
time, okay?
ADVISOR: Of course, mine furor.
ADOLF:(singing)Take me out to the ball game...
CURTAIN.
Casey
As per my last post, I felt an overwhelming need to post an addendum :
Is it just me, or do others find it just friggin hilarious that the
bridge sucking mongrel known as Hitler had been so dillusional...that
HE(of all volken) could wage a campaign for racial purity!! ROTFLMAO!
...and now you awl now noses the how and WHY... that that fake Texas
droolin...er drawlin, country bumpkin ..from Maine scares the livin
bejeebus outta me!
Since it's close to Christmas, I'll quote Tiny Tim:
GAWD HELP US...ONE AND ALL...AND..
Please pass the cranberries before I call Martha Stewart!
-Casey D. Drumm(Michiganian or Michigander...BUT NOT A
BUSH-STEWART/MAINELINER/MAINELANDER/MAINEBOGGER/nor a facsimile thereof)
J
> ADVISOR: Mine Furor?
Casey,
it's mein fuhrer FYI
Could you remove remove alt.support.cancer in your replies to these threads?
You're a netscaper, so I know you must be a basically good person.
The folks on the cancer newsgroup, just don't need to see these posts.
"They's gotz lots of their own problems"
Thanks !
J
Casey
Is it just me or are there any others that see a similarity twixt Hitler
and Bush?
1. Both diminutive in stature
2.One is named bush the other wore one on his lip
3.Both have had economic issues that they've managed to circumvent. IOW,
like Siegfreid & Roy...all 4 are very adept at hand distraction. . OK,
I admit this is a bit of a stretch, but Siggy and Roy are
German...right???
4. In order to divert attention to the ramifications of rampant
inflation, Hitler decided just to ignore the Treaty Of Versailles.
5.Bush has made warmongering, and now Saddam his whippin boy. I've
always wondered why it was that Daddy didn't finish the job during
Desert Storm. Now I know. He had to leave Junior an ace in the whole.
FUCK ALL THE KURDS AND SHITES THAT WE PROMISED OUR ASSISTANCE TO BACK IN
1991! Can you say: my dad was a cocks_cking, reneging son of a bitch who
let SADDAM operate helicopter gun ships and is at least indirectly
responsible for thousands of deaths as a direct response to broken
promises and abandonment? Suddenly, what was once just small potatoes is
of great importance? If I were a KURD I would tell DUBYA TO S_CK MY
D_CK!!! It really astounds me that my fellow Americans do not (as a
nation)FUCKIN recall this FUCKIN OVER that we gave to those we enlisted!
This is not new. The American people are no better educated about
history and current affairs then their 1920-1930's German counterparts.
THIS IS TRULY DISGUSTING AND AN INDICTMENT ON OUR SOCIETY AS A WHOLE!
It's no wonder that the Europeans(Marshall Plan or not) have taken a
decidedly snobbish attitude toward us. We TRY to live on our
laurels...and no one gives a sh_t what you may have done YESTERDAY! The
more important question remains: WHAT THE F_CK HAVE YOU DONE TODAY!
6. Bush bullied the United Nations or managed to bribe the members and
was successful in circumventing of the Treaty Of _____(you name it).
7. Chamberlain signs a treaty with Hitler and proclaims 'Peace in Our
Time!' and Tony Blair allies with Bush and proclaims "Hey I just want
some piece...er peace...oh yeah ...and some of that thar oil!"
"come listen to my story bout a man name bush...lost his ass in an oil
deal yesterday"
Folks said George get away from there...be like your pap and move to
Washington!
no oil tis, but Pork Bellys..and PAC's!
So old George is now a millionaire...sez: 'hell yes'let me go there!
"I'm lousy at profit so Georgetowns where I should be!"...so he loaded
up the plane and went to...um the White House.
OK so I stink at song parody. Next time maybe I'll get Cheney to help
me. BTW, has anyone seen that SOB lately? Quite the illusive bastard
ain't he? More magic and distraction? Edgar Bergen and Charlie Mc
Carthyism?
Houdini didn't die in Grace Hospital in Detroit. While he may never have
actually spoken to Bess after her death. The spirit may have inhabited
Hitler or Bush..They were a team of escape artist(s) and magician(s)
extraordinaire. If true..Tis a shame(sigh), I have always liked Houdini!
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I think that American society suffers from
1.Under Education
2.Gullibility
3.A PLETHORA OF IGNORANCE
-Casey D. Drumm
Robert Bishop
"Casey" <nite...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Yeah, I'm back...but I have a question!
>
> Is it just me or are there any others that see a similarity twixt Hitler
> and Bush?
>
Chip Bishop
J
> Yeah, I'm back...but I have a question!
I have a question also Casey.
Could you please remove alt.support.cancer when you reply to these posts?
It's not hard work. Since you're educated and not gullible/ignorant, when
you click reply, look at the top of the post, select Group:
alt.support.cancer, then delete it.
Thanks !
J
> []
K
> Yeah, I'm back...but I have a question!
Me too.
Which one Casey?
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Thanks
MIKE
"Casey" <nite...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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w
wrote:
>Since I'm a dyed-in-the-wool agnostic,
So surprised to hear that since God has dealt you such a kind fate and
anointed you with the supervision of millions of people........on your
bus.
w
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>Casey,
>it's mein fuhrer FYI
>Could you remove remove alt.support.cancer in your replies to these threads?
>You're a netscaper, so I know you must be a basically good person.
>The folks on the cancer newsgroup, just don't need to see these posts.
>"They's gotz lots of their own problems"
>Thanks !
>J
I have deleted asc from this post even though CaSSey was too
geocentrically focused to do so himself.
Must have been a tough day behind that fucking ENORMOUS wheel.
w
worried
Seizure of Power - 2000: November
Bush appointed President by Supreme Court
Bush is foisted on the American public through a coup d'etat of the Supreme
Court after massive election fraud perpetrated by his brother in Florida.
Thousands of voters were illegally disqualified in the 2000 election in the
state of Florida, when Jeb Bush and his Secretary of State compiled a false
list of felons who would not be allowed to vote.
The Supreme Court was packed with reactionary right-wingers, several of whom
had conflicts of interest because of their ties to the Bush family.
Dubya appoints convicted criminals, racists, and corporate-controlled
underlings to his
Bush pushes his tax cuts for the wealthy through Congress, begins his
assaults on the environment, and commands the FBI to stop investigations
concerning the
Bin Laden family and other suspected terrorist cells.
Phase 2
An Atrocity to Subdue the People
September 11, 2001 - Terrorist Attacks
When the Word Trade Center and the Pentagon were attacked, Bush was
listening to Florida grade school children read. When informed of the attack
by his associates, he continued listening. He then flew to a security bunker
in Nebraska before finally returning to the White House.
No military aircraft had been scrambled to intercept the four hijacked
planes, though there was plenty of time to do so.
The Bush junta's totally cynical appointment of the war criminal Henry
Kissinger to create a coverup for the 9/11 terrorist attacks on American
citizens arouses additional suspicion that the Bush administration was
complicit in the horror.
Hundreds of suspects were immediately jailed after 9/11, without benefit of
habeas corpus or other rights. Some of these suspects have already been
found guilty of the crime.
The Bush junta forced the Patriot Act bill through Congress, suspending
essential civil liberties, excusing oppression as essential to the "war on
terrorism," and maintaining that dissent was treason.
The Patriot Act abrogated the following American constitutional protections:
Free expression of opinion
Freedom of the press
Right of assembly and association
Right to privacy of postal and electronic communications
Protection against unlawful searches and seizures
Individual property rights
States' right of self-government
Presidential decrees make it possible for military forces to be used to
monitor and control the civilian population, in abrogation of the posse
comitatus act.
The Reichstag Fire Syndrome occurs whenever a democracy is destroyed by
creating a law-and-order crisis and offering as a "solution" the abdication
of civil liberties and states' rights to a powerful but unaccountable
central dictator. The men of wealth who put the tyrant into power are then
able to reap obscene war profits.
Phase 3
The Leader Destroys Elections and Appoints Himself Dictator
March 24, 1933 - The Enabling Act
On March 24, 1933, the Reichstag passed the Law for Terminating the
Suffering of People and Nation, also known as the Enabling Law, essentially
granting Adolf Hitler dictatorial power. There was no further need for
elections because the Fuhrer/Dictator made all the decisions!
Since the Nazis had only been able to gain a 44% plurality in the Reichstag
in the March 5, 1933 elections, Hitler looked for another way to establish a
full dictatorship.
Herman Göring--later to become the head of Germany's armed forces--declared
that there was no further need for State governments. So over the next few
weeks, in each of the legal Weimar states the local Nazi organizations
instigated riots and then summarily replaced the elected state government by
appointed Nazi Reich Commissioners to quell the disorder.
The Nazi legislators sponsored the Enabling Act, a bill that gave Hitler
dictatorial powers for four years. To make sure the law passed, the Nazis
imprisoned Communists and created propaganda campaigns to influence public
opinion. Just days before the vote on the bill, the Nazis held a staged
ceremony in Potsdam in which Hitler was depicted as a conservative national
leader, not the head of a radical party. Hitler promised that the Enabling
Act would only benefit the German people.
The moment the bill passed, however, the German democratic constitution was
abrogated and Nazi Party rule became absolute. Hitler immediately invoked
the new law to rescind the democratic freedoms of the Weimar Republic and to
dissolve political parties and organizations.
The Dictator Establishes Death Camps
March 22, 1933
Dachau slave labor death camp established
The Hitler regime established the first concentration camp about 15
kilometers northwest of Munich, dedicated on March 20 by Heinrich Himmler.
It held about 5,000 prisoners, mostly Communists, Social-Democrats, and
homosexuals. Bavarian police guarded the prisoners until April 11, when the
SS took over. The slave-labor death camps, so hideous in their reality that
Germans didn't want to hear about them, became an efficient tool in
silencing opponents of the regime. Dachau was a "political camp" and the
first Jewish detainees were among the best-known political opponents of the
Nazi regime. More than 10,000 Jews from all over Germany were interned there
after the Kristallnacht pogrom. When the systematic genocide of Jews began,
the Jewish prisoners were deported from Dachau and other camps in the Reich
to the extermination camps in the East.
Throughout 1933 and 1934, thousands of Communists, Social Democrats and Jews
were arrested in various parts of Germany. There was no secret about these
arrests. The German people made no effort to stop Hitler's terrorism. They
allowed themselves to be brainwashed by his relentless propaganda and
regarded their Fuhrer as making heroic efforts to re-establish order and
decency.
On May 2, 1933, Hitler dissolved all the German trade unions and within six
months he had destroyed the largest and best-organized workers' movement in
the world at that time. This catastrophic defeat of the German workers had
the worst possible psychological effect because throughout this entire time
there was not even a single symbolic act of resistance. Had there been even
an attempt at resisting the Nazi's relentless destruction of human freedoms,
it would at least have allowed the workers to feel that they had not gone
down without a struggle.
Throughout 1933 and 1934, the SS, Gestapo and police, often assisted by fire
brigades and emergency services, regularly sealed off specific German
housing estates and combed through them house by house for suspected
"enemies of the state." Local SA groups carried out beatings, arbitrary
arrests and spontaneous vandalism, creating an atmosphere of terror and
helplessness in working class strongholds Germans had believed to be safe.
In this way the Nazi goons smashed any semblance of working class
solidarity. The Gestapo built up its surveillance apparatus to make mass
resistance impossible. So German people felt an ever-present sense of terror
and fear, as if they were living in a country occupied by foreign troops.
The Nazi terror continued, unchallenged:
June 22, 1933: the Social Democrat party, the only opposition party to the
Nazis, was banned
July 7, 1933: the elected Social Democrats were expelled from the government
July 14 1933: a law was passed making sterilisation compulsory for those
considered unfit
July 15, 1933: all political parties were banned except the Nazi party
July 1933: concentration camps were systematised
October 1933: the entire press was now under Nazi control
New laws destroyed editors' and journalists' independence and expression of
personal opinion
The film industries were taken over one by one
November, 1933:
General elections were held for a single-party parliament
The Nuremberg race laws were established
January 20, 1934: 'Regulation of National Labor' broke the power of all
organised labor within German workplaces
January 30, 1934: the local governments were dissolved without provision for
re-election; local commissioners were henceforth appointed by Reich
ministers to whom they were beholden
February 1934: the Upper House of Parliament was dissolved
May 5, 1934: the German Protestant Church's 'confessing synod' made the
'Barmen Theological Declaration' against the totalitarian state; later in
1934, the Catholic Bishop Galen of Munster preached against the Nazi attacks
on Christianity in a sermon widely disseminated
June 30, 1934: the 'Night of the Long Knives' -- hundreds of "enemies of the
state" were murdered in cold blood
The massacre included several prominent non-Nazis, among them, the leader of
Catholic action and two army generals
Among those murdered were socialist revolutionaries within the Nazi party
People the world over were shocked at the mass bloodshed, but no reaction
within Germany or elsewhere challenged the Nazi terror
August 1934: Hitler became Der Führer as well as Chancellor; a plebiscite of
the German people formally ratified his dictatorship
The German people had allowed this reign of terror to seize control of the
entire nation without any significant resistance or expression of outrage.
The same thing can happen to any people who do not begin early to resist the
attacks on their liberties.
Phase 3
The Leader Destroys Elections and Appoints Himself Dictator
November, 2002 - Homeland Security Act
In the 2000 and now again in the midterm 2002 elections, electronic voting
has meant that our democratic right to have our votes counted fairly and
accurately has been taken from us by the Bush junta.
Since we now suffer under the situation where there is no opposition to the
criminal Bush regime--most Democrats having effectively become pawns of the
Republicans--then none of the state election frauds will be investigated. We
can't be sure that key races such as that of Mondale in Minnesota and
Carnahan in Missouri were not the result of massive vote fraud. We can be
sure that the Florida gubernatorial race was completely fixed.
This sinister phase 3 of the Nazification of America is best understood by
reviewing some of the information that Greg Palast has made available.
Palast is the investigative reporter for BBC and the Observer who first
exposed the 2000 Florida vote crimes.
94,000 people -- over half of them African American --were on a "scrub list"
in Florida, resulting in their being blocked from voting in the 2000
election. Did Florida rectify this mistake before the 2002 election?
Fuhgeddaboudit! Those voters won't be reinstated in Florida until January
2003--if ever.
Electronic, touch screen voting is the basis for election fraud:
Votes can easily be lost through "software glitches."
Democratic votes can become Republican votes and no one is the wiser.
The "touch" screen computers are made by ES&S, the vendor chosen by
Katherine Harris, Florida Secretary of State and current congressperson. The
lobbyist who sold that company's system to Jeb and Katherine is Sandy
Mortham, founder of Women for Jeb and Harris' predecessor as Secretary of
State. Mortham was the person who instigated the scam in 1998 to find black
voters who could be disqualified.
ES&S machines, not surprisingly, failed to work in black precincts in 2002.
And of course with electronic voting there is no paper ballot back-up.
In the 2002 mid-term "elections" the Republicans gained control of all
branches of government: executive, legislative, and judicial. Just as in
Hitler's Enabling Act, so Bush Jr. forced the Homeland Security bill through
Congress which gave him complete dictatorial powers:
the President is able to make any decision he wishes without judicial or
legislative restraint
the executive branch can now carry on its meetings in secret, without
scrutiny from the press or the people
the "homeland security" agents can now intrude in any part of a citizen's
life
The Cyber Security Enhancement Act slipped into the Homeland Security bill
at the last moment:
allows police to conduct Internet or telephone eavesdropping willy-nilly
with no requirement to ask a court's permission first
demands life sentences for hackers that 'recklessly' endanger lives
allows Net surveillance to gather telephone numbers, IP addresses, and URLs
or e-mail information, where an 'immediate threat to a national security
interest' is suspected
permits ISPs to hand users' records over to law enforcement authorities,
overturning current legislation that outlaws such behavior
the Homeland Security Information Awareness Office will be run by a former
convicted felon
up to 850,000 jobs will be privatized, knocking out union and civil service
oversight
On November 14, 2002, as the Senate was being pressured to pass a
hastily-prepared homeland security bill, Senator Byrd spoke out vehemently
against the bill as Bush's grab for dictatorial power--the worst act of
tyranny, Byrd said, in the fifty years he's been in Congress.
Secret US Police Concentration Camps
In a revealing admission in June, 1997, the Director of Resource Management
for the U.S. Army confirmed the validity of a memorandum relating to the
establishment of a civilian inmate labor program under development by the
Department of the Army. The document states, "Enclosed for your review and
comment is the draft Army regulation on civilian inmate labor utilization"
and the procedure to "establish civilian prison camps on installations."
Amid widespread rumors, Congressman Henry Gonzales clarified the question of
the existence of civilian detention camps. In an interview, Gonzalez stated,
"The truth is yes--you do have these stand by provisions, and the plans are
here . . . whereby you could, in the name of stopping terrorism . . . evoke
the military and arrest Americans and put them in detention camps."
Pierre Tristam's 11/26/02 editorial in the Daytona Beach News Journal blew
the lid off the Homeland Security Department.
"The New Deal was a 'reorganization' or an 'expansion' of government. The
creation of the Homeland Security Department is a coup within the
government. What Ollie North once did illegally in a White House basement -
free-lancing policy with public money and accountability to no one - a $37
billion department with 170,000 employees will now do legally in what is
sure to be a high-rise of basements and metaphorical windows on Washington's
Bureaucracy Row. Like a Wall Street firm beholden only to its board room,
the second-largest government department is now a proprietary arm of the
presidency. It operates beyond congressional scrutiny and public
accountability, and guarantees secrecy to its own machinations or to those
of any private business with which it deals.
"Let's say Kafka Inc. were a company that made surveillance cameras the
government was installing at a few thousand intersections. Kafka's products
happen to be pathetically faulty, as such devices commonly are. The public
would be outraged if it knew. But all Kafka would have to do to keep its
products' evaluations from becoming public is submit them to the Department
of Homeland Security, where everything is to be kept secret by law. What
Kafka does, every other company or hospital or airline or even local
sheriff's department can do with any proposal, any budget item, any safety
plan made part of the homeland security racket. The department, in other
words, is a black hole to the Freedom of Information Act - everything goes
in, nothing gets out."
On Sunday, November 10th, the New York Times announced that 200,000 to
250,000 troops would be used to attack Iraq, while 265,000 National Guard
and Reserve personnal would be called to active duty--MOST OF WHICH WILL BE
DEPLOYED IN THE UNITED STATES! Is Bush at war with Iraq or with American
citizens?
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11/16/02: Homeland "security" bill
Casey
flattery. To be honest, the number is much lower. Still, I'm always on
the look out for converts. So whadya say troll(s) ...yawl ready to take
that 'once in a lifetime Lake Erie baptismal' tour??
-Casey D. Drumm