OT : Show & Tell Time
StoneFace
to the group. If you think it's a shit idea, don't do it then. And
there's no reason to bag it if you do think it's a shit idea. It's
worked in a number of other ng's I post in, so I don't give a damn. It's
just a thing so everyone can get a general idea of who everyone is and
where they're coming from.
I'll collate them all and put up the collection on the Froup homepage.
It'll finally give me a reason to update the thing. :o)
STATS:
Name:
Real name:
E-mail address:
Web page:
Other newsgroups you frequent:
Length of time on the 'net:
Length of time as an amk'er:
Place of residence:
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Hair for this week:
Natural hair colour:
Eyes:
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other:
Preferred clothing:
The daggiest thing I ever wore was:
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation:
But I'd really like to be a:
When I was ten I wanted to be:
Availability status:
Sexual preference:
Religion:
Pets:
Your worst habit:
Perky/mopey/neither:
I would describe my dancing style as:
Most of your money gets spent on:
Dietary classification:
Liver:
Hobbies:
FAVOURITES:
Band:
Love song:
Dance-like-a-maniac song:
Pub:
Club:
Book/genre/author/poet:
TV show:
Actor/actress:
Movie:
Artist/artwork:
Animal:
Food:
Drink:
Texture:
Place to go:
Way to go:
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed?
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts?
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you?
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be?
What is your greatest fear?
Your last five holidays were where?
Which cartoon character are you?
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work?
Can you keep a secret?
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world?
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside?
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
Special thanks to all of acg for the inspiration...
--
~SF - *who just realised he's making a lot of work for himself*
http://stoneface.cjb.net
http://altmusickorn.cjb.net
*I don't know, I don't care,
and it doesn't make any difference.*
broken
<ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> wrote:
STATS:
Name: Travis
Real name: ummm Travis
E-mail address: bey...@sisna.com
Web page: http://www.beyerl.net
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.music.pearl-jam, alt.music.tool,
rec.audio.pro, alt.music.4-track
Length of time on the 'net: ~7 years
Length of time as an amk'er: couple of years, i dunno
Place of residence: washington state
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: i'm assuming that means male/female...so, male
Age: 20
Height: tall
Weight: fat
Hair for this week: yep, still there
Natural hair colour: brown
Eyes: blue
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: nope
Preferred clothing: umm something that fits i guess
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: dammit, is this aussie slang or
something?
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: park aide @ a state park
But I'd really like to be a: recording engineer
When I was ten I wanted to be: doctor
Availability status: taken
Sexual preference: females
Religion: no thank you
Pets: 1 dog, 9874983745 cats
Your worst habit: chewing tobacco
Perky/mopey/neither: in between
I would describe my dancing style as: horrible
Most of your money gets spent on: see question on worst habit
Dietary classification: carnivore
Liver: still have one
Hobbies: playing guitar, recording music, not working, sleep
FAVOURITES:
Band: don't have one
Love song: CB4 - sweat from my balls
Dance-like-a-maniac song: house of pain - jump around
Pub: not old enough
Club: don't have any here
Book/genre/author/poet: stephen king
TV show: the simpsons
Actor/actress: al pacino / charlize theron
Movie: army of darkness
Artist/artwork: dave mckean
Animal: llama
Food: taco salad
Drink: mt dew
Texture: ribbed
Place to go: anywhere but school
Way to go: the shortest way
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? nothing
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? most of the time
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? brad pitt
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap,
what would you like it to be? a billion dollars
What is your greatest fear? i dunno
Your last five holidays were where? christmas - florida, everything
else - home
Which cartoon character are you? homer simpson
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? anything if
she's good looking
Can you keep a secret? nope
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? school
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? alcohol
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
mullets for life!
-travis
Wap
>
> Name:
Wap.
> Real name:
Warren Sergent
> E-mail address:
spak...@hotmail.com (bring on tha spam)
> Web page:
http://members.tripod.com/~Spakatak/spakatak.html
> Other newsgroups you frequent:
aus.music, alt.music.korn (many others, but they're the ones i
read the most)
> Length of time on the 'net:
> Length of time as an amk'er:
> Place of residence:
Australia
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup:
XY
> Age:
17 years, 5 months, 7 days, 15 hours, 13 minutes, and 24 seconds
if you wanna get technical
> Height:
172 centimeters, not sure in feet & inches
> Weight:
61.3 kilograms, same as above, not sure of appropriate
conversions
> Hair for this week:
my natural, but it's really blonde at the ends, i tie it back,
so it looks weird, the blonde starts at the hair tye.
> Natural hair colour:
dark brownish
> Eyes:
a couple of centimetres apart, and they're brown
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other:
nothin' but scars, and nothing fancy, just basic cuts on my
hands from punching things that annoy me
> Preferred clothing:
shorts and shirt, nothin' fancy here neither, 'cept i don't
usually wear brand names.
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was:
it's gonna be my year 12 formal outfit i reckon, but so far i
haven't really worn much in the way of daggy (i hope).
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation:
student, unemployed.
> But I'd really like to be a:
fireman! no, really i don't know, still checking my options
> When I was ten I wanted to be:
a paleontologist, then i realised how 'daggy' it was.
> Availability status:
singular
> Sexual preference:
the one with the F
> Religion:
none
> Pets:
cats, rats and fish.
> Your worst habit:
none really.
> Perky/mopey/neither:
neither probably, i don't think of ever heard of someone
described as either of those though
> I would describe my dancing style as:
sitting comfortably at home, far from any dancing.
> Most of your money gets spent on:
cds
> Dietary classification:
carnivore
> Liver:
as healthy as my lungs and ticker
> Hobbies:
not many, building a good cd collection, and i'm working on
upgrading my homepage, which is certaibly a time-consumer
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band:
Regurgitator, then Korn
> Love song:
Regurgitator - Miffy's Simplicity (dedicated to Janet English,
singer in Spiderbait, another Aussie band)
> Dance-like-a-maniac song:
you mean sit-comfortably-far-from-dance-arenas song? none
really.
> Pub:
ahhh.... only a few months till the law will let me in.
> Club:
i fought the law once, he came at me with a broken beer bottle,
but i struck out with a baseball bat, and was winning, until his posse
jumped out and beat the living daylights out of me.
> Book/genre/author/poet:
science fiction / fantasy types i spose. i'm a good fan of
Tolkien, one of the greatest authors i reckon, and they're making the Lord
of the Rings movies in New Zealand, my fathers home country (heh, i'ma happy
guy).
> TV show:
home and away i spose, it's shit, but catchy.
> Actor/actress:
bruce willis/mel gibson as actors, Sarah Michelle Gellar and
that other chick who's name i can't quite think of as actresses.
> Movie:
A Clockwork Orange is one of my favourites.
> Artist/artwork:
none really, but one of my friends is quite talented.
> Animal:
a dead one (sorry, couldn't resist). rats are pretty neat.
> Food:
'and lollies.... i love lollies...'
> Drink:
chocolate milkshakes.
> Texture:
silky smooth?
> Place to go:
home, after school, so i can rest from all the boredom.
> Way to go:
normally i'll catch the bus, but i tend to take the hour long
walk a lot, it certainly calms me down.
> MISCELLANY:
>
> What do you wear to bed?
boxer shorts
> Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing
to other body parts?
nope, just chuck em in and rip em to shreds
> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you?
any b-grade actor, who'll work for cheap.
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be?
money actually, i know people say 'Money isn't everything', but
i could certainly use some.
> What is your greatest fear?
none really, i was thinking about that today, and couldn't
really think of any.
> Your last five holidays were where?
geez, i don't think i've had that many, let's see... New Zealand
(relatives), beach places, and bed, i don't holiday much.
> Which cartoon character are you?
mutley
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work?
whether i like them or not is probably the best place to start.
> Can you keep a secret?
yep
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world?
doctors, can't stand them, they remind me of all the sickness
there is.
> What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside?
sleep, usually cheers me up, as i don't get much. ooo! ooo! and
cute wittle bunny wunnies.
> Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
nah, i think that took enough of my time, it sort of went on a
bit...
> Special thanks to all of acg for the inspiration...
that's not me, but you're welcome.
> ~SF - *who just realised he's making a lot of work for himself*
and everyone else...
-Wap.
spooge
StoneFace wrote:
Ok, here's how it works. Anyone is welcome to fill this out and post it
to the group. If you think it's a shit idea, don't do it then. And
there's no reason to bag it if you do think it's a shit idea. It's
worked in a number of other ng's I post in, so I don't give a damn. It's
just a thing so everyone can get a general idea of who everyone is and
where they're coming from.
I'll collate them all and put up the collection on the Froup homepage.
It'll finally give me a reason to update the thing. :o)
STATS:
Name: spooge
Real name: sean
E-mail address: hil...@sk.sympatico.ca
Web page: none
Other newsgroups you frequent: none
Length of time on the 'net: 6 years
Length of time as an amk'er: couple years
Place of residence: Canada
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: male
Age: 19
Height: 6'2
Weight: 165
Hair for this week: just slap some gel in and go
Natural hair colour: brown
Eyes: green/blue
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: scar on eyebrow. piercing my ear in a couple
of months
Preferred clothing: comfortable clothes. and pants. pants are good. no brand
names
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: nothing really draggy
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: i cut meat and bake buns
But I'd really like to be a: performance engine builder
When I was ten I wanted to be: guy who digs up dinosaurs. then i realized
that they would be dead
Availability status: single
Sexual preference: girls are the ones with the boobs right? i'll take them
Religion: anglican
Pets: butch. my german shepard
Your worst habit: smoking and drinking. also my favorite habits
Perky/mopey/neither: neither
I would describe my dancing style as: sad
Most of your money gets spent on: booze, smokes, gas and food
Dietary classification: everything
Liver: still working
Hobbies: cars, women, music and boozing up
FAVOURITES:
Band(s): korn, tones, cold, staind, tool/apc
Love song: no ordinary love. far with chino
Dance-like-a-maniac song: anything by boy hits car
Pub: King George
Club: none
Book/genre/author/poet: mark twain is pretty good.
TV show: that 70's show
Actor/actress: jonny depp and jason lee. nuff said
Movie: too many to list
Artist/artwork: japanese anime
Animal: dog
Food: i will literally eat anything
Drink: pilsner for beer. iced tea/coke/juice when im not drinking beer
Texture: a woman
Place to go: hang with my friends
Way to go: my truck
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? wife beater and cotton pants
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? sure. whatever turns your crank
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? jason lee
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be? money and a hot woman
What is your greatest fear? failure
Your last five holidays were where? across Canada and home
Which cartoon character are you? stan(blue hat?) from south park i guess.
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? just smile
Can you keep a secret? yes
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? fake people
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? love. and worms
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: i love
you all
mazilu
>
> Name: Milla ( I am too dumb to change it so it shows up on here...any help
would be appreciated).
> Real name: Mihaela.
> E-mail address: Mihae...@hotmail.com / smile_laug...@yahoo.co.uk
> Web page: Too lazy and stoopid to make one :D.
> Other newsgroups you frequent: Alt.Music.Deftones, Alt.Music.Korn ~ too
lazy to bother with anything else, am starting on Alt.Music.Tool.
> Length of time on the 'net: 3 years? Can't remember.
> Length of time as an amk'er: About half a year maybe?
> Place of residence: London in England, not Canada.
>
>
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup: XX.
> Age: 15 (16 this year ~ scary).
> Height: umm, 5 foot 6 I think, or 1m 70...either one I never remember.....
> Weight: Uhh....10 stone or about 65 kilos.
> Hair for this week: Wishing it had blue streaks....
> Natural hair colour: Dark chestnut brown, too short...(hairdresser went
mad with the scissors).
> Eyes: Blue.
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Too young, but I was thinking about lip or
eyebrow (everyone has that though). Will wait to make a decision as I don't
want to be stuck with a hole in my face when I am 20....
> Preferred clothing: Comfortable...Also corsets and long skirts.
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: As a kid....almost everything, but it
didn't matter at the time.
>
>
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation: Student. Also works in a shop to feed CD and corset
cravings....
> But I'd really like to be a: I don't know. I want to travel first.
> When I was ten I wanted to be: Teacher/Doctor.
> Availability status: Single and busy with GCSEs.
> Sexual preference: Male.
> Religion: Orthodox Christian (not strict though).
> Pets: None, I wanted a cocker spaniel, but don't want to come home and
find it starved half to death because I was at school all day :D. Pets also
smell....
> Your worst habit: Rambling on, singing 'If you're happy and you know it'
song at the top of my lungs in Camden Town when I am there with a large
group of friends....And I can't sing.
> Perky/mopey/neither: Perky at times, mopey at others, mental most of the
time, but a nice gal altogether (umm yeah, sure whaveter) hehe. PS I'm not a
raver kiddie in case anyone wondered, just happy.
> I would describe my dancing style as: Non existent...
> Most of your money gets spent on: CDs and sweeties/chocolate ( I don't
earn much to start off with anyway).
> Dietary classification: Omnivore.
> Liver: Still there.
> Hobbies: Reading, travelling, learning new things, fishing if I am in the
mood.
>
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band: hmm....I dont have 1 favourite band, but KoRn, Tool, Deftones,
Mindless Self Indulgence, AFI, Pantera, Cradle of Filth....Depeche Mode
even.
> Love song: Tough one....The Eagles ~ Hotel California or Finger Eleven ~
First Time.
> Dance-like-a-maniac song: Anything by Mindless Self Indulgence especially
I Hate Jimmy Page or Daddy or Pussy All Night ~ funny band.
> Pub: Don't go to pubs usually...
> Club: Don't go to clubs either...
> Book/genre/author/poet: Mark Twain and Charles Dickens.
> TV show: The Simpsons possibly...
> Actor/actress: Wes Bentley (Ricky Fotz in American Beauty ~ I liked his
character a lot) and Thora Birch as well. Oh and Judd Nelson ( John Bender
in The Breakfast Club ~ I liked his character in that film....he's pretty
crappy now I think).
> Movie: The Breakfast Club/ American Beauty.
> Artist/artwork: Japanese anime generally (like Sailor Moon etc...) hehe.
> Animal: Dogs...I dont think I want one anymore theugh...they smell.
> Food: Chinese.
> Drink: Fanta.
> Texture: Erm.....No Idea....
> Place to go: Anywhere.
> Way to go: Anyway.
>
>
> MISCELLANY:
>
> What do you wear to bed? Either my PJs with glow in the dark stars on them
(they are so fun) or a T-shirt and shorts.
> Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing
> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Umm...I have no idea...
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
ticket to Canada.
> What is your greatest fear? Being followed down dark alleyways/streets.
> Your last five holidays were where? I was bored and asleep.
> Which cartoon character are you? Sailor Mars or Sailor Mercury (Japanese
manga).
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Nothing cheezy,
an open person and a smile.
> Can you keep a secret? Most definately.
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Serial murderers
and liars and people who stir up trouble.
> Who gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? My best friend, Ryan. ( I
changed that to who instead of what)
> Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: I
apologise for rambling...that is one of my worst habbits....I know it must
have been boring, but hey! Didn't force ya to read it :D
> ~SF - *who just realised he's making a lot of work for himself*
Milla - *who just realised she is very bored and has been rambling for too
long ~ all apologies*
Jezza
Wap <spak...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:vl2P6.74169$ff.5...@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > Movie:
> A Clockwork Orange is one of my favourites.
Good boy! (Pats on head)
Brian Asselin
<ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> wrote:
Name: Brian
Real name: Brian
E-mail address: many, but you can use br...@spiderbite.org
Web page: http://brian.spiderbite.org
Other newsgroups you frequent:
Length of time on the 'net: ~ 3 1/2 years
Length of time as an amk'er: holy shit, I just went to look on google
and it looks like my first post was May 24 1999
Place of residence: Massachusetts
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup:
Age: 24
Height: 6'
Weight: 250
Hair for this week: short
Natural hair colour: my hair doesn't have colour, just color ;) brown.
Eyes: green
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: sun moon and stars wrapping around
right calf, cross on left ankle, weird symbol on right shoulderblade
(getting covered this summer) and one hidden :)
Preferred clothing: summer - shorts (right now tan cargos) and tee's.
summer is jeans and sweaters/sweatshirts mostly.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: daggie?
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: computer bum (did web design, got bored of it, now I may
do consulting). shipping-receiving. student
But I'd really like to be a: going to school for Business Computer
Apps, so hopefully either business or computer related.
When I was ten I wanted to be: ten.
Availability status: took.
Sexual preference: yeah, I prefer sex.
Religion: none. but I study all types of religions in my spare time.
Pets: dog. 8lb Pekinese
Your worst habit: I drive way to fast.
Perky/mopey/neither: people who don't know think I'm an asshole,
people who do say I'm the most mellow and layed back person they know.
I would describe my dancing style as: nonexistent.
Most of your money gets spent on: bills.
Dietary classification: ? um.. I eat a little meat, a lot of fruits
and vegatables. I love cajun food.
Liver: still there.
Hobbies: music, hotrods, computers (well elctronics of any sort)
FAVOURITES:
Band: The Doors.
Love song: umn.. depends really. Wicked Game, Wonderful Tonight,
Crush, others.
Dance-like-a-maniac song: don't dance, but I like some new age techno
dance type music.
Pub: Sharky's in Nashua NH.
Club: none.
Book/genre/author/poet: Anne Rice, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury,
Shakespeare, right now I'm reading Stephen Hawking - A Brief History
of Time.
TV show: TechTV - Screensavers and anything on TLC/Discovery.
Actor/actress: Jack Nicholson, Drew Barrymore.
Movie: many.
Artist/artwork:
http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Art_History/Movements/Surrealism/
Animal: Dog, Bull Mastif.
Food: Cajun (Jabalaya, Blackened Chicken w/ Marmalade)
Drink: Southern Comfort.
Texture: smooth.
Place to go: Summit of Mt. Watatit (Ashurnham MA)
Way to go: Up.
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? shouldn't that be what don't you wear to bed?
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? no, I just eat em whole.
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Hopefully myself.
or a chick. ;)
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap,
what would you like it to be? something light.
What is your greatest fear? answering that question.
Your last five holidays were where? at home.
Which cartoon character are you? Mr Happy :)
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? nothing.
Can you keep a secret? depends on the person telling the secret,
whether or not I like them / or care.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? everything.
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? eating caterpillars.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
where is your answers?
--
To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.
-Confucius.
briana...@spiderbite.org | http://brian.spiderbite.org
Wush Wush Baby
>
>Name:
The Wush
>Real name:
Alex
>E-mail address:
See the little line at the top of the post?
>Web page:
None.
>Other newsgroups you frequent:
I don't really "frequent" any NG's except this one.
>Length of time on the 'net:
4 years
>Length of time as an amk'er:
6 months
>Place of residence:
Silver Spring, MD
>APPEARANCE:
>
>Chromosomal makeup:
???
>Age:
Older than you'd care to care.
>Height:
5'something"
>Weight:
142 lbs.
>Hair for this week:
Dark brown with blonde streaks.
>Natural hair colour:
Dark brown
>Eyes:
Blue
>Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other:
None
>Preferred clothing:
jeans and t-shirt, preferably black (I'm not goth, though).
>The daggiest thing I ever wore was:
a Puff Daddy t-shirt my friend dared me to wear one day.
>LIFESTYLE:
>
>Occupation:
Slacker
>But I'd really like to be a:
Musician
>When I was ten I wanted to be:
a Sportscaster : )
>Availability status:
always
>Sexual preference:
female
>Religion:
N/A
>Pets:
1 dog
>Your worst habit:
aside from masterbating too much, I bite my nails
>Perky/mopey/neither:
either
>I would describe my dancing style as:
white boy, that's all
>Most of your money gets spent on:
CD's, hockey jerseys (I collect 'em), and video games
>Dietary classification:
omnivore
>Liver:
squishy, healthy
>Hobbies:
I practice a martial art called Wushu (hence the nickname "Wush")
>FAVOURITES:
>
>Band:
Alice In Chains
>Love song:
I can't really think of any right now...
>Dance-like-a-maniac song:
"What Is Love?" by Haddaway
>Pub:
underaged (I don't drink anyway)
>Club:
9:30 Club
>Book/genre/author/poet:
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
>TV show:
any reality-based tv show. I think they're funny.
>Actor/actress:
Actor: Russell Crowe
Actress: Cameron Diaz
>Movie:
This Is Spinal Tap
>Artist/artwork:
Todd MacFarlane
>Animal:
cheetah
>Food:
miso/Ramen noodle soup
>Drink:
Coke
>Texture:
whatever
>Place to go:
my bedroom
>Way to go:
bus
>MISCELLANY:
>
>What do you wear to bed?
Pajama bottoms and a t-shirt.
>Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
>progressing to other body parts?
If I'm in a bad mood.
>If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you?
Seth Green
>If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
>would you like it to be?
A supermodel, any one will do. : )
>What is your greatest fear?
Failure.
>Your last five holidays were where?
At home.
>Which cartoon character are you?
Sylvester the Cat
>If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work?
Anything, 'cause I'm such a sex machine. >: )
>Can you keep a secret?
Depends what it is.
>Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world?
Fakes.
>What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside?
Knowing that I've accomplished something or done something right.
>Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
Just this...
-"The Wush"
World-class []D [] []V[] []D!
Chairman of the Bring the Pharoahs Back to Memphis Movement
"DIE, PIG!!" - Luca Blight
"Look, Mommy! There goes the hampster's BITCH!!" - Dean Richmond "Nutty
Professor 2"
im just a bill
Name:bill
Real name: william
E-mail address: krypt...@aol.com
Web page: http://www.amaic.com/BFC
Other newsgroups you frequent:
alt.music.mr-bungle,alt.music.faith-no-more,alt.music.machine-head,alt.mus
ic.aliceinchains,alt.music.pearl-jam,alt.music.stone-temple,alt.music.weez
er,alt.music.incubus,alt.music.static-x,alt.music.rammstein
Length of time on the 'net: six years
Length of time as an amk'er:just a tad over half a year?im not too sure
Place of residence: new jersey
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: male
Age: twenty four
Height: 5'10
Weight: big boy
Hair for this week: messy
Natural hair colour: auburn w/ orange goatee...all natural
Eyes: brown
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: nada
Preferred clothing: button down collar shirts...rawk on with the hawaiin.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: mr lovah lovah...oh daggy...my bad
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: cartoonist
But I'd really like to be a: um...er...cartoonist?
When I was ten I wanted to be: guess.
Availability status: not officially taken...but like my option enough to not
care about others at the moment
Sexual preference: girls are nice
Religion: cartoonist. :-D
Pets: none...i would love to get a chow chow though.
Your worst habit: spends money as soon as i get it
Perky/mopey/neither: neither
I would describe my dancing style as: sitting in a chair is fine with me
Most of your money gets spent on: cd's and comic books
Dietary classification: carnivorous
Liver: intact
Hobbies: drawing...wanting to make music...collectin comics and toys.
FAVOURITES:
Band: faith no more
Love song: midnite cowboy as done by fnm
Dance-like-a-maniac song: air conditioned nightmare by mr bungle
Pub: eww
Club: eww
Book/genre/author/poet: mick foley
TV show: simpsons
Actor/actress: harrison ford/amy dumas
Movie: star wars:empire strikes back
Artist/artwork: joe quesada
Animal: aww the puppies
Food: lasagna
Drink: mudsliiiiiiiiiide
Texture: silky smmmmoooooooth
Place to go: times square nyc
Way to go: on top
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? adidas sweatpants and a tshirt
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? as a matter of fact,yeah.
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? kevin smith
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be? my friend jessey...she rawks.
What is your greatest fear? failure
Your last five holidays were where? various places through out nj
Which cartoon character are you? garfield
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? sincerity
Can you keep a secret? if i absolutly have to
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? money
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? knowing that ive done something
good for a friend.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: that should
just about do it.
Keith
"StoneFace" <ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:3B0CA2DC...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com...
> Ok, here's how it works. Anyone is welcome to fill this out and post it
> to the group. If you think it's a shit idea, don't do it then. And
> there's no reason to bag it if you do think it's a shit idea. It's
> worked in a number of other ng's I post in, so I don't give a damn. It's
> just a thing so everyone can get a general idea of who everyone is and
> where they're coming from.
>
> I'll collate them all and put up the collection on the Froup homepage.
> It'll finally give me a reason to update the thing. :o)
>
> STATS:
>
> Real name: Keith!
> E-mail address: ke...@lethalinterjection.com
> Web page: http://unofficialadema.cjb.net
> Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.music.tool, alt.music.weezer,
alt.fan.wesley-willis
> Length of time on the 'net: An hour a day.
> Length of time as an amk'er: 2-3 years
> Place of residence: Vermont
>
>
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup: Male
> Age: 16
> Height: 5' 9"
> Weight: 200
> Hair for this week: Brown, as always
> Natural hair colour: Brown
> Eyes: Blue
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: None
> Preferred clothing: Jeans, t-shirt (KoRn)
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: Phil Collins t-shirt (just once,
dammit!)
>
>
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation: Student
> But I'd really like to be a: Rock Star, of course
> When I was ten I wanted to be: Rock Star, of course
> Availability status: Single
> Sexual preference: Anything that moves (I mean bi)
> Religion: None
> Pets: None
> Your worst habit: I never shut up.
> Perky/mopey/neither: Sorry
> I would describe my dancing style as: Sad, really sad
> Most of your money gets spent on: Music
> Dietary classification: Meat and Cheese (what else is there?)
> Liver: I have a liver, yes.
> Hobbies: Music all the time: listening, playing, website design, reading
Kerrang
>
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band: KoRn
> Love song: Weezer - El Scorcho
> Dance-like-a-maniac song: Neck - StingmaskII
> Pub: None around here
> Club: Pearl Street (Northampton, MA)
> Book/genre/author/poet: Anything by Henry Rollins
> TV show: The Simpsons
> Actor/actress: Jason Mewes (Jay)
> Movie: Clerks
> Artist/artwork: Porn and lots of it
> Animal: Kittie
> Food: Whitecastle
> Drink: Lipton Brisk (that's brisk baby!)
> Texture: soft
> Place to go: NYC
> Way to go: By train
>
>
> MISCELLANY:
>
> What do you wear to bed? Shorts, t-shirt
> Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Ethan Suplee (American
History X)
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
> What is your greatest fear? Snakes
> Your last five holidays were where? Austin TX, New Canaan CT, Saxtons
River VT, Montreal
> Which cartoon character are you? Nelson
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Pull down my
pants and show 'em what they're workin' with.
> Can you keep a secret? Yes
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Sex and KoRn
> What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Sex and KoRn
> Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Check
out the site at www.lethalinterjection.com
mishy
<ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> said the following? :
Wooooo poll stuffs! I feel like I'm in amp ;-)
STATS:
Name: Mishy
Real name: Regan
E-mail address: per...@whimsical.8m.com
Web page: http://cyberdramatica.net
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.music.placebo alt.music.orgy
Length of time on the 'net: 6 years
Length of time as an amk'er: 3-4 years...i can't remember :oP
Place of residence: Winnipeg
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: Female
Age: 20
Height: 5'4" (but my license says 5'6" *shrug*)
Weight: Not bloody likely
Hair for this week: messy spikey with bettie bangs, faded orange.
Natural hair colour: Strawberry Blonde
Eyes: Hazel/Green
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Ears, twice in each. I have a bunch of
scars...The best one is the one across the bridge of my nose from when
i dropped a sprinkler on my face...hahaha
Preferred clothing: hoodies, baggy pants, hoodies, band tees,
hoodies...did i mention hoodies?
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: My high school grad dress...Ugh.
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: Office Clerk
But I'd really like to be a: Cam girl like Ana Voog...Getting paid to
exist...Sounds good to me.
When I was ten I wanted to be: A vet.
Availability status: Happily taken by a wonderful guy.
Sexual preference: I like dudes.
Religion: Misc.
Pets: None.
Your worst habit: Smoking...But I'm quitting this weekend.
Perky/mopey/neither: Depends...I can be either or...
I would describe my dancing style as: Non existant? I don't dance.
Most of your money gets spent on: CDs, cigarettes, food, alcohol.
Dietary classification: A wanna-be vegetarian.
Liver: Scirrosis?
Hobbies: Webpage design, going to shows.
FAVOURITES:
Band: Just one? not possible. Blind Melon, Stabbing Westward, Days
of the New, Staind, Headstones.
Love song: "Love Song" - The Cure
Dance-like-a-maniac song: I don't dance.
Pub: Fox & Hound
Club: The Zoo
Book/genre/author/poet: George Orwell
TV show: Law & Order, Investigative Reports, American Justice, Exhibit
A, Medical Detectives. See a trend? Ha.
Actor/actress: Ewan McGregor, Fairuza Balk.
Movie: Hard Core Logo & Shallow Grave.
Artist/artwork: Jeral Tidwell
Animal: Cat
Food: Cheese quesadilla
Drink: Soyaccino, Kokanee, Black Russians.
Texture: Cotton
Place to go: Smitty's
Way to go: Get a ride from someone
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? ADIDAS track pants and a hoodie. Sexy eh?
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? If I'm bored.
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Myself :oP
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap,
what would you like it to be? My boy
What is your greatest fear? Spiders
Your last five holidays were where? Wallace Lake, Falcon Lake, Falcon
Lake, Wisconsin, Thunder Bay....Ad I'm going to Calgary for the Warped
Tour! Wh00p!
Which cartoon character are you? Zoe from Baby Blues. My personality
is exactly like hers.
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? I dunno man.
Can you keep a secret? Yup.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Jen
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? My boy's smile...A
beautiful song...Thunderstorms.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
Eggs are like cheese from a chicken.
--
mishy
as fucked up as it all may seem
karissa
mazilu <maz...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:%%6P6.21547$yA4.4...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Too young, but I was thinking about lip
or
> eyebrow (everyone has that though). Will wait to make a decision as I
don't
> want to be stuck with a hole in my face when I am 20....
They close *very* quickly. At least my brother's did-he had his eyebrow
pierced for over two years and it closed up in a little over 2 days.
karissa
Brian Asselin <briana...@spiderbite.org> wrote in message
news:n54qgt8foshmhgkfr...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 24 May 2001 15:57:48 +1000, StoneFace
> <ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> wrote:
> Length of time as an amk'er: holy shit, I just went to look on google
> and it looks like my first post was May 24 1999
(how do you look that up?)
~Karissa
Brian Asselin
wrote:
>(how do you look that up?)
Advanced Search
Your e-mail address in the "Author" box and the earliest date it will
let you use (some time in 1995 I think)
:)
karissa
StoneFace <ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> wrote in message
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Let my rambling commence
> STATS:
>
> Name: Karissa
> Real name: umm...Jennifer
> E-mail address: kde...@ecol.net
> Web page: http://www.homestead.com/karissad
> Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.music.machine-head, alt.music.static-x,
and i used to frequent tool, but can't keep up w/ it
> Length of time on the 'net: 4-5 years
> Length of time as an amk'er: 3-4 years, i think (wow, that's a damn long
time)
> Place of residence: a horrible little town in a horrible little state
>
>
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup: XX
> Age: 18
> Height: 5'8"
> Weight: I honestly haven't weighed myself in months, but i'd have to say
130-5, give or take
> Hair for this week: way to fucking long-thick blong streaks
> Natural hair colour: light brown
> Eyes: naturally:blue/green/hazel with contacts:royal, aqua, or bright
green
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Stupid Finger: many in my ears, my eyebrow, and
i'm getting a tattoo in two weeks. I love tats and piercings. I have a
'stupid finger' that is quite notable that i feel could get thrown into this
catagory.
> Preferred clothing: anything comfortable, hoodies
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: could you please define "daggiest" ;)
I'd have to say it would be the shirt i was wearing in this picture i just
found of me an my brother when i was wearing a bon jovi shirt (hey! I was 8
years old, dammit)
>
>
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation: "nutrition specialist." I work in the food part at a nursing
home.
> But I'd really like to be: in a band, doing something fun and make mass
amounts of cash
> When I was ten I wanted to be: writer
> Availability status: that depends on if you are asking me or if you're
asking adam. We'll just answer no to this question (sorry, Adam)
> Sexual preference: males
> Religion: um..
> Pets: dog (husky), two leopard geckos
> Your worst habit: speeding, giving in to certain people, chocolate, ice
cream, concerts
> Perky/mopey/neither: somewhere in the middle. I'm witty and spontaneous a
lot of the time, but not "perky"
> I would describe my dancing style as: nonexistant
> Most of your money gets spent on: gas, food, cds, concert tix, gas, gas
> Dietary classification: i mainly eat vegetables and fruits and stuff. I
pretty much only eat chicken. I got fed so much steak and beef in different
forms when i was younger that i don't particularly care for it anymore
> Liver: still functioning
> Hobbies: concerts, parties, music, boys ;)
>
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band: Tool, Deftones, Incubus, Soulfly, Pink Floyd
> Love song: n/a
> Dance-like-a-maniac song: n/a
> Pub: too young
> Club: none around here
> Book/genre/author/poet: don't read very much, but i do consider maynard a
poet, and a damn good one
> TV show: i don't have t.v. privelages ;)
> Actor/actress: n/a
> Movie: the wall, the exorcist
> Artist/artwork: n/a
> Animal: reptiles, dogs
> Food: italian, veggie pizza, chocolate, ice cream, cookies
> Drink: captain morgan, apple kiwi strawberry juice (i drink a lot of
juice)
> Texture: umm...
> Place to go: a good concert, a party, somewhere just around friends
> Way to go: In the brand spanking new trans am that i *will* have someday
>
>
> MISCELLANY:
>
> What do you wear to bed? anything cofortable. usually baggy fleece pants
and a sweatshirt
> Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
> progressing to other body parts? not usually
> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Notorious B.I.G.-we are
long lost twins-we look *exactly* alike
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
> would you like it to be? money, a good guy
> What is your greatest fear? failure, death, nursing homes, dentist offices
> Your last five holidays were where? somewhere that was unimportant enough
that i don't remember
> Which cartoon character are you? (see favorite t.v. show)
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? *not* being fake
to impress me, *not* trying to hard and being too persistent. Someone who
smells good is always going to earn you brownie points
> Can you keep a secret? yes
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? fake people, the
jocks at my [former!] school, compulsive liars, people who think they are
superior, chocolate and ice cream and cookies.
> What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? doing something good for
someone else, waking up next to someone you really care about, excercising,
chocolate, cookies, and ice cream ;)
> Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
I graduate tomorrow. I have a headache. I need a new car. I need a new
job. I need some money. I have a headache. My back hurts and I have a
headache. Boys are horseshit and i have a headache. Let this blob of
wothless info you call "show and tell" come to an end before i get carried
away
~karissa (err, um, Jennifer)...that was kind of fun...and time consuming
im just a bill
congrats jen--um karissa!
b!ll((8))
Wap
> > A Clockwork Orange is one of my favourites.
>
> Good boy! (Pats on head)
>
why thank you, it takes first place on the shelf in my dvd collection
-Wap.
Jezza
Name: Jezza
Real name: Jeremy Healy
E-mail address: he...@alphalink.com.au or jezz...@yahoo.com
Web page: http://www.beyerl.net
Other newsgroups you frequent: aus.sport.aussie-rules, aus.films,
rec.sport.football.australian
Length of time on the 'net: a while
Length of time as an amk'er: probably about a year and a half
Place of residence: Melbourne, Australia
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: Male...is that XY?
Age: 19
Height: 5'11 or 180cms
Weight: don't know
Hair for this week: same as usual, short
Natural hair colour: dark brown
Eyes: dark brown
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: eyebrow and upper part of left ear when I get
the money to...
Preferred clothing: whatever feels good
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: daggy track pants
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: student, unemployed
But I'd really like to be a: journalist in sport, music or films
When I was ten I wanted to be: chef
Availability status: available
Sexual preference: Women...and I wouldn't call it a preference...that
implies that you would take something else if your first choice wasn't
available!
Religion: Atheist...religion is for people who want to be told stories. I
prefer bookshops for that purpose.
Pets: A dog
Your worst habit: Procrastinating, having to explain everything in depth,
staying up until 4 or 5 in the morning for no particular reason.
Perky/mopey/neither: Depends on my mood, and I'm apparently very moody.
I would describe my dancing style as: Moshing, I don't like dance music.
Most of your money gets spent on: CDs, films, booze, chocolate
Dietary classification: omnivore
Liver: what about it?
Hobbies: listening to music, watching films, drinking booze, watching footy
FAVOURITES:
Band: Tool/Deftones
Love song: Prison Sex (sorry, that was sick!)
Dance-like-a-maniac song:
Pub: wherever isn't seedy, the booze isn't too steep, and the women are
good-looking
Club: Carlton Football Club (yes I know that's not what you meant)
Book/genre/author/poet: Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Brookmyre...crime novels
are my faves, esp. ones with humour in them too...
TV show: South Park, The Sopranos, Buffy, Angel, The Simpsons, Charmed
Actor/actress: Edward Norton, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson/ Alyssa Milano,
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christina Ricci
Movie: A Clockwork Orange (or anything directed by Stanley Kubrick)
Artist/artwork: Reg Mombassa, H.R. Giger and Adam Jones (from Tool)
Animal: domestic - dogs, wild - tigers or any of the big cats are
fascinating
Food: Italian, Indian and Vietnamese are my favourite foods
Drink: Alcoholic - Bourbon and Coke or beer
Texture: smooth
Place to go: mates' houses
Way to go: whichever is the easiest way
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? boxers
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? Usually either that or chuck 'em in whole
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? David Boreanaz (from tv
show Angel) I've been told I look like him, he's got the same haircut as me
and he plays a vampire so he's nocturnal (like me)
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap,
what would you like it to be? a shitload of money/ Alyssa Milano (LOL!)
What is your greatest fear? the future
Your last five holidays were where? Vietnam, Lorne, Sydney, Lorne, Central
Australia (my next holiday)
Which cartoon character are you? I'd prefer not to be a caricature...
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Saying hello! No,
just kidding. If she has a cute smile I melt
Can you keep a secret? depends who I'm keeping it for...if it's a friend I
will definetely keep it.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Liars
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Tequila and certain women
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
I am nocturnal, I've been told I have a twisted sense of humour and I can
ramble on at times (Other amk'ers: no shit!)
broken
wrote:
>STATS:
>
>Name: Jezza
>Real name: Jeremy Healy
>E-mail address: he...@alphalink.com.au or jezz...@yahoo.com
>Web page: http://www.beyerl.net
Hey you bastard, that's my webpage! :-)
-travis
Magdalena
> STATS:
>
> Name: Magdalena
> Real name: Lorrieanna...=\
> E-mail address: joey...@nc.rr.com
> Web page: http://www.finallyitsmine.homestead.com
> Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.music.insane-clown-posse...PLEASE...FOR
GOD'S SAKE...DON'T ASK!!
> Length of time on the 'net: about 4 years...but not on the same computer
or at the same house...or living with the same people...
> Length of time as an amk'er: couple of weeks...=\
> Place of residence: Hell...oh...nm...North Carolina.
>
>
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup: XX (I hope to bejesus thats the chicky thing...)
> Age: 18...gonna be 19 on the 2nd...WOO HOO!!
> Height: 5'11" (dood...that's hella tall...)
> Weight: I know this is gonna sound kinda usual coming from a
chicky...but...fat. lol.
> Hair for this week: Long, straight, and boring...just the way I like it.
=) Oh yes...I forgot...purple.
> Natural hair colour: Light brown.
> Eyes: blue
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: I got my nose done and six holes in my
ears.
> Preferred clothing: Something preferably black or dark.
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: This one church dress I wore...I swore
up and down that it was hella pretty...but now that I think about it...it
was fugly
>
>
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation: not employed...=P
> But I'd really like to be a: a photographer
> When I was ten I wanted to be: chef
> Availability status: single
> Sexual preference: doods
> Religion: Christian
> Pets: 2 dogs, 2 cats and 3 snakes
> Your worst habit: Smoking
> Perky/mopey/neither: i onno
> I would describe my dancing style as: why all these damn questions?
> Most of your money gets spent on: things I don't really need...
> Dietary classification: I eat FOOD
> Liver: currently functioning
> Hobbies: listening to music, collecting band memorabila, collecting band
photos, and shit like that...
>
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band: Jack Off Jill, Slipknot, and APC
> Love song: *shrugs*
> Dance-like-a-maniac song: riiight....like I like to dance to
music...*giggles*
> Pub: not old nought yet
> Club: i onno
> Book/genre/author/poet: Matt Zane
> TV show: I onno
> Actor/actress: ...
> Movie: '61'
> Artist/artwork: ...
> Animal: oOo...I'd have to say...a...CAMEL!! *giggles*
> Food: burritos
> Drink: Dr. Pepper
> Texture: soft
> Place to go: My friends house..
> Way to go: any way
>
mazilu
> pierced for over two years and it closed up in a little over 2 days.
REALLY??? Wow....but then again, that means I would have to wear it
everyday...Guess I wouldn't mind...Thanks Karissa!
mazilu
> > What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Sex and KoRn
Umm....that said your LEAST favourite thing in the world...unless you were
being sarcastic...and it went 'whooooooossssssssshhhhh' over my head and
into the wall behind me.....
Eleanor
Kubrick was an amazing director.. Dr. Strangelove and Full Metal Jacket are
two of my favorite all time flicks.
>
>
>
Eleanor
StoneFace <ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> wrote in message
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>
> Name: Eleanor
> Real name: Eleanor
> E-mail address: elg...@earthlink.net
> Web page: too lazy to make one
> Other newsgroups you frequent: ( I lurk mostly) alt music tool, alt music
pearl-jam, alt music clash, alt.music a perfect circle
> Length of time on the 'net: 6 years
> Length of time as an amk'er: since late '99 or so
> Place of residence: NYC
>
>
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup: DNA, RNA, 46 genes per cell
> Age: in the thirties ;)
> Height: 5'
> Weight: medium
> Hair for this week: Reddish brown
> Natural hair colour: brown
> Eyes: brown
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: ears pierced, that's about it
> Preferred clothing: jeans, regular sportswear type stuff
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: hmmm...daggiest...can't think of
anything right now
>
>
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation: grad student, mom, formerly in finance, and in the restaurant
industry
> But I'd really like to be a: right now: I'm going into teaching (career
change)
> When I was ten I wanted to be: singer/movie star
> Availability status: single
> Sexual preference: males
> Religion: music
> Pets: two doggies; a dachsund/hound & an English terrior
> Your worst habit: smoking I guess
> Perky/mopey/neither: mostly upbeat
> I would describe my dancing style as: not bad
> Most of your money gets spent on: mortgage, food, utility bills, household
& kid stuff, then cds, concerts, other entertainment
> Dietary classification: omni vore
> Liver: in good shape
> Hobbies: listening to music, films, reading, historical stuff, collecting
interesting things..
>
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band: currently Tool, all-time favorite: The Clash
> Love song: Trancending (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Thinking of You, Brena
(APC)
> Dance-like-a-maniac song:
> Pub: don't hang out too much in them anymore
> Club: irving plaza (for shows), not active in club scene in recent years
> Book/genre/author/poet: recently read The Liars Club by Mary Carr
(excellent), genre: any good fictional or non fictional literature, Author:
Ralph Ellison, Poets: T.S. Elliot, Maynard James Keenan, David Huberman.
> TV show: don't watch much tv, but ER is very good
> Actor/actress: Johnny Depp
> Movie: Apocalypse Now (Coppola), The Year of Living Dangerously (Peter
Weir)
> Artist/artwork: Can't pin that down to one, Edward Keinholz,Chris Ofili,
Photography: Richard Bingamim,Mappelthorpe & Irving Penn
> Animal: Elephant
> Food: Indian
> Drink: vodka with grapefruit, or white or red wine
> Texture: fur
> Place to go: vist England, Holland, Italy, France sometime in future
>Way to go: plane, train, car
>
>
> MISCELLANY:
>
> What do you wear to bed? mostly oversize tee shirts and pajama pants
stuff
> Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
> progressing to other body parts?: i send them out to be dissected before
I eat 'em.
> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Juliet Binoche :-)
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what:
10 million dollars
> What is your greatest fear?: any harm done to my family
> Your last five holidays were where?: Seattle, N. Carolina, Virginia
Beach, Cape Cod (Massachusettes), Vancouver, BC.
> Which cartoon character are you? Buttercup, from the PPG
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work?: Nothing's
gauranteed- depend's on the guy's aura and attractiblity factor...
> Can you keep a secret?: yes. what is it?
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world?: political
right-wingers & religious fundalmentalists
> What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside?: being with my kids (when
they're not driving me crazy),
> Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: no
thanks, enuf said..
>
>
>
Eleanor
im just a bill <krypt...@aol.commonGuy> wrote in message
news:20010525014232...@ng-cl1.aol.com...
> >I graduate tomorrow.
>
> congrats jen--um karissa!
>
> b!ll((8))
>
was your real one! :-)
-El
Keith
time and didn't notice.
"mazilu" <maz...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Bill Johnston
StoneFace wrote:
> Ok, here's how it works. Anyone is welcome to fill this out and post it
> to the group. If you think it's a shit idea, don't do it then. And
> there's no reason to bag it if you do think it's a shit idea. It's
> worked in a number of other ng's I post in, so I don't give a damn. It's
> just a thing so everyone can get a general idea of who everyone is and
> where they're coming from.
>
> I'll collate them all and put up the collection on the Froup homepage.
> It'll finally give me a reason to update the thing. :o)
>
> STATS:
>
> Name: Bill Johnston
> Real name:ditto
> E-mail address: wacke...@yahoo.com
> Web page:
> Other newsgroups you frequent: soc.history.what-if
> Length of time on the 'net: 5 years
> Length of time as an amk'er:
> Place of residence: Minnesota
>
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup: Male...I wouldnt care to ask what went wrong with my
> other chromosomes...my parents werent exposed to radiation so far as I
> know, so i dont know what went wrong...
> Age:21
> Height:6' 3"
> Weight:175
> Hair for this week: Same old longish sloppily combed to the right
> Natural hair colour: blondish brown
> Eyes: Green
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Scar on knee, from knifing self at age 2
> Preferred clothing: Anything comfortable that doesnt have holes in it
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: I was once lost in the jungle in
> Nicaragua in the dark, and when I got out I was wearing a torn-in-half
> t-shirt and shorts with the pockets dangling half torn off and all the
> seams unravelling...I was also covered with mud from head to toe, and full
> of cuts, gashes, scrapes, and bites from mosquitoes and fire ants, and
> awash in pints of rancid sweat...in other words... NOT ready for a date.
> My advice: If you ever feel tempted to explore Nicaraguan jungle, make
> sure you have a COMPETENT guide....anyway...
>
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation: KMart clerk (woohoo! the glamour!), college student
> But I'd really like to be a: Dictator of the World...although if that
> doesnt work I'll take history professor
> When I was ten I wanted to be: An astronaut
> Availability status: Taken, unless you're really hot
> Sexual preference: As much as possible...oh, I see...females
> Religion: None whatsoever
> Pets: 17-year old dog died last year. Waaah!
> Your worst habit: Hmm...spacing out completely when I
> shouldnt...procrastinating...laziness..and I mean laaaaziness
> Perky/mopey/neither: Usually pretty level, occasional bouts of mania or
> depression, neither of which shows on the outside.
> I would describe my dancing style as: What you would expect from a
> Midwestern white boy. I prefer head-banging.
> Most of your money gets spent on: Books and CDs
> Dietary classification: As much as possible...and yet I stay skinny as a
> pole...weird metabolism I guess
> Liver: Hangin' in there
> Hobbies: Books, music, hiking, biking, drinking, books
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band: Metallica...yes I know they are dicks now... Also like classical
> music (Beethoven, Bach, Mozart) and classic rock ( Beatles, Jethro Tull,
> King Crimson...also Slayer and Sepultura
> Love song: Nothing Else Matters is the only one I will touch...ecch..
> Dance-like-a-maniac song: Master of Puppets
> Pub: Is this a British poll? Ay, it'd be the Vomiting Irishman anyday,
> mate!
> Club: I find a steel pole a better weapon
> Book/genre/author/poet: Science Fiction and classic literature...in
> non-f, lots and lots of history ( its destroyed what little faith I had in
> human nature...history is a very grisly tale, by and large)
> TV show: Red Dwarf
> Actor/actress: Moe the stooge
> Movie: Good Will Hunting...to white trash geniuses..hear hear!
> Artist/artwork: Heironymous Bosch
> Animal: Dogs
> Food: Italian
> Drink: Beer
> Texture: Womens booby...
> Place to go: Same as above...no seriously (geez, I'm in a horny mood
> tonight)...Library (Yes I know thats very not cool...but its me...)
> Way to go:
>
> MISCELLANY:
>
> What do you wear to bed? old jeans and sweat shirt, with socks...yes I
> know its weird...I cant get to sleep otherwise though..
> Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
> progressing to other body parts? Yes...if I'm feeling merciful
> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you?
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
>
> would you like it to be?
> At this moment, a beautiful naked woman...no, a trillion dollars...not in
> my lap though, it might kill me. Not that I am a very money-concerned
> person, otherwise I would be making practical career decisions instead of
> what I'm doing now...but if I had the choice...
> What is your greatest fear? Getting a needle stuck in my eye...
> Your last five holidays were where?
> Which cartoon character are you? Hmm...on the outside, Bullwinkle...on
> the inside, Daffy Duck
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? If they are
> gorgeous, yet seem to be have a brain, then I go wild...I dont care how
> the go about it...
> Can you keep a secret? Yes...unless I'm feeling malicious
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Jerks
> What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Jerks in pain
> Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
>
sniffle
Name:.sniffle...
Real name: Lorrette
E-mail address: hope_...@hotmail.com
Web page: http://www.lorrettec.homestead.com
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.native, alt.discuss.native-american,
alt.music.insane-clown-posse
Length of time on the 'net: uh.... a long time
Length of time as an amk'er: not a long time
Place of residence: Hope Mills
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: XX
Age: I'm Maggies mom, dammit, do I have to say? *sigh* Maggie x 2 (never got
along with ppl my own age lol)
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 135 lb.
Hair for this week: natural
Natural hair colour: dark brown and to my ass.
Eyes: brown
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Where to start... Wolf paw print on chest,
butterfly on shoulderblade, moon w/snake wrapped around on other
shoulderblade, dragon on spine, armband, raven above armband, a crying eye
on ankle. Piercings: 17 in my ears, nose, bellybutton and um... one other.
Preferred clothing: jeans and Tshirt, tennis shoes with one bright pink
shoelace and one purple shoelace.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: I do my best to not wear anything thats
been hanging off of a sheeps ass... OoOo THAT kind of daggy, um, this
screaming yellow dress that had sequins about 10 years out of date. (shh
don't tell anyone.)
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: um... slacker.
But I'd really like to be a: professional slacker, that is, get paid for it.
When I was ten I wanted to be: eleven.
Availability status: married
Sexual preference: husband =)
Religion: Christian
Pets: Detailed info: 2 Rottweiler/Boxer dogs, 1 Red Mackerel Longhair cat
(yes, that's his breed and he's 19 lbs!), 1 German born domestic stripe cat
lol, 1 Red-tail Boa Constrictor, 2 Russian Ratsnakes. Plus various hangers
arounds that we have and sell (reptiles, now where's the person with the pet
rat? ;) )
Your worst habit: dead-legging my family
Perky/mopey/neither: perky? *shivers* not me... somewhere tween
I would describe my dancing style as: near 'tarded, which would explain why
I don't dance.
Most of your money gets spent on: Money? What's that? I have none after the
hate-mail comes.
Dietary classification: Carnivore
Liver: eeeewwwww!
Hobbies: Graphic design, sewing, music
FAVOURITES:
Band: I don't think you wanna know, but I'll tell you anyway... Type O, ICP,
Korn, Alice Cooper.
Love song: Another Love Song.
Dance-like-a-maniac song: right.
Pub: Don't drink.
Club: All the good clubs I know are in Germany, and I'm not anymore, so I
don't club.
Book/genre/author/poet: Weaveworld/ horror/ Clive Barker/ Stevenson
TV show: Military documentaries, and reality shows
Actor/actress: Val Kilmer / I dunno about actress...
Movie: Tombstone, Braveheart
Artist/artwork: Renoir, Waterhouse
Animal: raven and... snake
Food: steak, rare
Drink: Coke
Texture: rough
Place to go: 2 doors down the street (best friends house)
Way to go: walk or get a ride, I don't drive.
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? T shirt if I'm on the couch when hubby is in the
field.
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? always
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? I dunno
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap,
what would you like it to be? That money tree everyone's talking about
What is your greatest fear? Losing loved ones.
Your last five holidays were where? Hope Mills, Hope Mills, Hope Mills,
Darmstadt (Ger), and Darmstadt
Which cartoon character are you? Dot or yakko
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Nothing
Can you keep a secret? Depends on how important it is.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? liver
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Hearing my kids say I love you.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Just that
this was harder than I thought it would be.
StoneFace
STATS:
Name: StoneFace
Real name: Matthew
E-mail address: stoneface at bigfoot dot com
Web page: http://stoneface.cjb.net
Other newsgroups you frequent: aus.culture.gothic, alt.gothic.fashion,
alt.music.veruca-salt, aus.tv.buffy
Length of time on the 'net: 3 1/2 years
Length of time as an amk'er: 2 1/2 years
Place of residence: Melbourne, Australia
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: 1 part X, 1 part Y
Age: 18
Height: just short of 6'1"
Weight: 80 kg
Hair for this week: really dark chestnut, almost black
Natural hair colour: as above
Eyes: brown
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Bass clef on chest, Angel on right
shoulder, Devil on left shoulder / Three holes in my left ear, both
nipps. (Photos coming soon)
Preferred clothing: Black cargos (my personal filing system), black
shirt, combat boots, full length coat.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: Anyone remember "Hammer-daks"?
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: Artist/Musician/Web-designer
But I'd really like to be a: A really rich
Artist/Musician/Web-designer/Bartender
When I was ten I wanted to be: A scientist... any would do.
Availability status: Single... single... *sigh*
Sexual preference: Best of both worlds
Religion: none, thank you.
Pets: nil
Your worst habit: Smoking... *cough*hack*
Perky/mopey/neither: Neither
I would describe my dancing style as: I don't dance.
Most of your money gets spent on: Living
Dietary classification: Omnivore (I'll eat you ALL!)
Liver: Still going strong
Hobbies: Music, music, music and drawing.
FAVOURITES:
Band: At present, Type O Negative
Love song: Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
Dance-like-a-maniac song: I -don't- dance
Pub: Pugg Mahone's
Club: Abyss
Book/genre/author/poet: Poe
TV show: Buffy/Angel, The Panel
Actor/actress: Depends on the movie.
Movie: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Artist/artwork: Robert Mapplethorpe, Helmut Newton
Animal: Tiger
Food: Italian
Drink: Cointreau
Texture: Skin
Place to go: Bed
Way to go: Drunk
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? Nufin
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? Of course. Puts them out of their
torment quicker. Poor things.
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? My best friend says
Heath Ledger when he was in 10 Things...
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be? Nothing really.
What is your greatest fear? Confrontation
Your last five holidays were where? Sorrento, Wilsons Prom, Torquay, the
Red Centre, Singapore/Malaysia
Which cartoon character are you? Garfield
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Nothing is
guarateed to work.
Can you keep a secret? Can't tell you...
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Nausea
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Making someone happy.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
Heh, if there is, then I should have put it in the original list...
--
~SF
Jezza
Eleanor <elgirr...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:XwuP6.31701$BN6.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> Kubrick was an amazing director.. Dr. Strangelove and Full Metal Jacket
are
> two of my favorite all time flicks.
Don't forget "The Shining" and "2001: A Space Oddyssey". They are both
fantastic films although 2001 really does have to be watched on the big
screen to be appreciated fully.
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mazilu
> time and didn't notice.
That's ok....I was confused =D
Jezza
broken <bey...@sisna.com> wrote in message
news:3b0e05c7...@news.sisna.com...
Damn, I was hoping you wouldn't notice! ;-)
Actually it was just a mistake...woops. I don't have a webpage for the
record.
Bill Johnston
to strangle him....nobody knew what I was referring to, but they thought it
was funny anyway.
Karen
lol !!
______________
"Mmmmmm..., your dirt is my fucking food.
Don't you understand that by now?"
_________
Karen
wow! i cant believe somebody else said skin...hehehe
Karen
Jezza
Bill Johnston <nos...@youbastards.com> wrote in message
news:3B0FF4DC...@youbastards.com...
> I used to do a Dr. Strangelove imitation, with his possessed hand reaching
up
> to strangle him....nobody knew what I was referring to, but they thought
it
> was funny anyway.
LOL!
Troutybean
>STATS:
>
>Name: Troutybean
>Real name:Tanya
>E-mail address:Trout...@aol.com
>Web page: not yet
>Other newsgroups you frequent: I only really post in AMK, but I lurk in
alt.music.marilyn-manson, alt.music.placebo, alt.music.smashing-pumpkins,
alt.music.peter-gabriel
>Length of time on the 'net:I started sometime in '98
>Length of time as an amk'er: I started lurking in '98, so a few years, I
guess.
>Place of residence: New York
>
>
>APPEARANCE:
>
>Chromosomal makeup: I think I have a Z chromosome in me somewhere....
>Age:33
>Height: 5' 3" ( I'm short)
>Weight:155lbs. ( I'm round)
>Hair for this week:Brownish-red with purple in it.
>Natural hair colour:Brownish-red.
>Eyes:Brown.
>Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Ears pierced, tongue pierced, nose pierced,
fish skeleton tattoo on left wrist, scarab/tribal armband on upper left arm.
>Preferred clothing:Anything black.
>The daggiest thing I ever wore was: A skirt I made out of a Tom and Jerry
bedsheet. I was made fun of,but it was kinda cool actually....
>
>
>LIFESTYLE:
>
>Occupation:Ceramic artist
>But I'd really like to be a: I'd be happy doing anything art related, and I
feel lucky that I am.
>When I was ten I wanted to be: An elephant trainer or an Egyptologist.
>Availability status: taken
>Sexual preference: Men ( I've been called a faghag more than once though...).
>Religion: I'm a mixture of a lot of things...I consider myself to be more
spiritual than religious.
>Pets: A hissing cockroach from Madagascar named Fluffy ( she's on her last
legs, though...).
>Your worst habit: Obsessing about bands. ;p
>Perky/mopey/neither: I'm a bit of both.
>I would describe my dancing style as: Is headbanging considered " dancing"?
>Most of your money gets spent on:Bills ( who's Bill?) ;p
>Dietary classification: I dont eat animal flesh.
>Liver: I wont eat that, especially.
>Hobbies: Making artsy things; I like doing sculptures with found objects.
Going on walks in the woods to find interesting things for my sculptures...
Dreaming is a good pastime, too.
>
>
>FAVOURITES:
>
>Band: KoRn at the moment
>Love song:"By Starlight"- The Smashing Pumpkins
>Dance-like-a-maniac song:"Get Some Go Again"- Rollins Band
>Pub: I dont really drink...
>Club: I only go to concerts , really.
>Book/genre/author/poet:Poppy Z. Brite ( Drawing Blood),Mark Twain( Huck
Finn),Anne Rice( Vampire Lestat), SirArthur Connan Doyle( any Sherlock Holmes).
>TV show: TV Funhouse, League of Gentelmen, The Young Ones, PeeWees Playhouse
>Actor/actress: Jaye Davidson ; Gillian Anderson
>Movie: Nightmare Before Xmas,Velvet Goldmine,The Crying Game,101 Dalmatians (
Original Disney Animated), Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, Blue Velvet, Jacobs
Ladder, Friday.
>Artist/artwork: Joel Peter Witkin, HR Giger, Ed Gorey, Charles Addams, Dali,
Edvard Munch,Magritte, Andy Goldsworthy
>Animal: Ferret ( I like bats, too).
>Food:Chocolate.... ( klondike oreo icecream sandwiches and black+white
cookies).
>Drink: Water.
>Texture:Smooth and round with occasional spikes protruding.
>Place to go: Egypt or New Orleans.
>Way to go: With friends.
>
>
>MISCELLANY:
>
>What do you wear to bed? A black silk nightgown or black T -shirt and pants
with fishies on them.
>Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
>progressing to other body parts? No, but it sounds like fun.
>If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Rik Mayall (of Young
Ones...but as his Drop Dead Fred character)...Or Alex Bornstein of Mad TV ( the
chick who plays Ms. Swan).
>If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what would
you like it to be? A baby ferret with a set of keys to a new car for me around
its neck.
>What is your greatest fear? Being lost.
>Your last five holidays were where? Holidays as in vacation?California
visiting my Dad,Tennessee visiting my sister, Georgia visiting my cousin, Cape
Cod checking out the beach, LasVegas visiting a friend.....
>Which cartoon character are you? Hello Kitty.
>If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Go Away, please. * do
not* tell me that I have "beautiful eyes".I will take a sledgehammer to your
crotch. heehee.
>Can you keep a secret? Yes, always.
>Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Liars.
>What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside?Reading/Writing homoerotic stories
about gay men. ;p
>Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
"Don't Postpone Joy"- handwritten on a sign in a kindergarden classroom.
"Life's not worth living without an obsession"- from the movie Pecker.
Troutybean
>> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? Notorious B.I.G.-we are
>long lost twins-we look *exactly* alike
Heehee...I thought I saw you in a video on MTV last night....
<*}}}}><
karen
i loved drop dead fred,the movie and
him !!
havent seen it for a while but i remember loving it when i did:)
i did
this show and tell poll laaate last night and for some reason it never
showed....oh well
karen
What gives you a
warm fuzzy feeling inside?Reading/Writing homoerotic stories about gay men. ;p
>>
hey...those were my answers;)
Bulldog
"StoneFace" <ston...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:3B0CA2DC...@NOSPAMbigfoot.com...
> to the group. If you think it's a shit idea, don't do it then. And
> there's no reason to bag it if you do think it's a shit idea. It's
> worked in a number of other ng's I post in, so I don't give a damn. It's
> just a thing so everyone can get a general idea of who everyone is and
> where they're coming from.
>
> I'll collate them all and put up the collection on the Froup homepage.
> It'll finally give me a reason to update the thing. :o)
>
> STATS:
>
> Real name: Sean
> E-mail address: ssk...@nospam.home.com (Just hafta despam it)
> Web page: http://members.home.net/sskeddy http://cewha.cjb.net
> Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.2600 alt.2600.hackers
alt.2600.hackers.programming alt.phreaking alt.2600.warez alt.games.diablo
alt.games.halflife.counter-strike comp.os.linux.redhat and a whole bunch of
redhat ones
> Length of time on the 'net: ~7
> Length of time as an amk'er: ~ 2 weeks
> Place of residence: Newmarket, ontario, Canada
>
>
> APPEARANCE:
>
> Chromosomal makeup: Male?
> Age: 16
> Height: 5'11"
> Weight: 130lb
> Hair for this week: Brown
> Natural hair colour: Brown
> Eyes: Brown
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: A whole buch from paintballing
> Preferred clothing: jeans, baggy?
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: I don't wear 'daggie'
>
>
> LIFESTYLE:
>
> Occupation: uhhh, highschool
> But I'd really like to be a: programmer/it/web development
> When I was ten I wanted to be: in air cadets, i quit a month ago
> Availability status: yes
> Sexual preference: Female...
> Religion: Protestant
> Pets: 1 gerbil (other died) 1 cat, 1 dog, 1 shitload of fish
> Your worst habit: other than the one we're not supposed to talk about...
biting nails... mumbles....
> Perky/mopey/neither: depends if i've had breakfast
> I would describe my dancing style as: a visit to the hospital...
> Most of your money gets spent on: Computers, Paintball
> Dietary classification: say what?
> Liver: Yes, I have one?
> Hobbies: Computers...
>
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> Band: korn
> Love song: n/a
> Dance-like-a-maniac song: sausage song
(http://www.freddygotfingered.com/fingerfun.html
click on sausage song.mp3)
> Pub: indeed
> Club: indeed
> Book/genre/author/poet: Tom Clancy
> TV show: Sopranos
> Actor/actress: Anna Paquin
> Movie: Hunt for Red October, or X-Men, or Enemy at the Gates
> Artist/artwork:
> Animal: Siberian Tiger
> Food: Pizza
> Drink: Pepsi
> Texture: warm
> Place to go:
> Way to go: fast
>
>
> MISCELLANY:
>
> What do you wear to bed? Boxers
> Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
> If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? The idiot computer geek
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
>
> What is your greatest fear? being paralysed the neck down (or not being
able to get it up)
> Your last five holidays were where? @home
> Which cartoon character are you? Cartoons are gay -- bugs bunny
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Hot girl/woman
anything
> Can you keep a secret? Chances are, I'll forget
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world?
Tele-fucking-tubbies, although it would be cool to have a tv in my stomach
> What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Money?
--
--
"do you like sau-sau-sausages?
do you like sau-sau-sausages?"
http://www.freddygotfingered.com/fingerfun.html
click on sausage song.mp3
>
>
karissa
im just a bill <krypt...@aol.commonGuy> wrote in message
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> >I graduate tomorrow.
>
> congrats jen--um karissa!
hey, thanks
~karissa
karissa
karissa <kde...@ecol.net> wrote in message
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> > What is your greatest fear? failure, death, nursing homes, dentist
offices
Just to clear that up, i'm not afraid of death, but i fear people who are
close to me dying
~karissa
karissa
Troutybean <trout...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Yeah, well, if you watched mtv a couple years ago (2, maybe?) you would have
seen me a lot.
~Karissa
karissa
Thanks to you, as well. And, for the record, i think i'd rather stay
karissa
~karissa...would much have her name than jennifer, she likes not having a
common name and is greatful she didn't turn out "Ann" as was the original
plan
karissa
Karen <karend...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> congrats karissa !!
Thanks, Karen :)
~karissa
karissa
> > They close *very* quickly. At least my brother's did-he had his eyebrow
> > pierced for over two years and it closed up in a little over 2 days.
>
>
> REALLY??? Wow....but then again, that means I would have to wear it
> everyday...Guess I wouldn't mind...Thanks Karissa!
It totally depends on your body, though. My friend Andrea often takes hers
out for 2 or 3 days at a time. Once she left it out for a little over 4
days, though, and she had a lot of trouble getting it back in. I,
personally, won't leave mine out for over a day. My body is a bitch.
~Karissa
Special Ed
Name: Ed Evil
Real name: Patrick
E-mail address: look above
Web page:
Other newsgroups you frequent: static-x
Length of time on the 'net: at least 6hrs a day
Length of time as an amk'er: over a year
Place of residence: indiana
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: dont wear make-up
Age: old
Height: short
Weight: dont worry about it
Hair for this week: brown and very short
Natural hair colour: same
Eyes: hazel
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: no tats, nose and ear pierced, too many
scars to mention
Preferred clothing: jeans and t-shirt
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: what the hell is daggiest?
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: carpenter
But I'd really like to be a: man ho
When I was ten I wanted to be: pimp
Availability status: sorta
Sexual preference: women
Religion: none
Pets: none
Your worst habit: smoking
Perky/mopey/neither: inbetween
I would describe my dancing style as: non-existant
Most of your money gets spent on: rent
Dietary classification: canibal
Liver: drowning
Hobbies: hockey and auto racing
FAVOURITES:
Band: GWAR
Love song: no
Dance-like-a-maniac song: no again
Pub: Paul's Pub in Glen Burnie MD
Club: Surfside Sally"s in Baltimore MD (RIP)
Book/genre/author/poet: stephen king
TV show: pee wee's playhouse
Actor/actress: paul rubens
Movie: the abyss
Artist/artwork: geiger
Animal: dog
Food: escargot
Drink: coke
Texture: what?
Place to go: anywhere but here
Way to go: fly
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? nothing
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? gary coleman
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap,
What is your greatest fear? missing out on something
Your last five holidays were where? that makes on sense
Which cartoon character are you? space ghost
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? is that a roll
of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to see me
Can you keep a secret? sure, trust me
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? trolls
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? tequilla
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: nano
nano
Ed Evil
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Jezza
Special Ed <ed-...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:4697-3B1...@storefull-214.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap,
> what would you like it to be? karen : )
Ooh! This is getting interesting!
karissa
Special Ed <ed-...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:4697-3B1...@storefull-214.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> But I'd really like to be a: man ho
there's a few of us here that could help you out with that.
~karissa ;)
karen
the one i did the other night and being as this is going on the froup page i
want to be included,of course:)....
STATS:
Name: karen
Real name:
karen
E-mail address: karend...@hotmail.com
Web page: none
Other newsgroups
you frequent: pearl-jam. visit many.
Length of time on the 'net: a little over
two years.
Length of time as an amk'er: a little under two years.
Place of
residence: usa
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: f:)
Age: 37
Height: 5'5"ish
Weight: 130-140. i dont weigh myself too often.
Hair for this week:
blonde
Natural hair colour: blonde
Eyes: green. i also wear contacts
sometimes.
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: 2 tatts.two holes in each ear.many
scars,the worse from a blood brother deal andthe others from a couple
wrecks.
Preferred clothing: jeans/cut-offs and whatever top im in the mood
for,sundresses.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: womans suit.
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: mom,wife,volunteer. i was an exotic dancer for 12 years.would love
to do it again but hubby wont allow it.
But I'd really like to be a:
mom,volunteer, dancer.
When I was ten I wanted to be: ten
Availability status:
depends
Sexual preference: bi. if i had to choose,male.
Religion: my own
Pets:
had a cat for over 20 years,she died two years ago:(
i have an 11 year old
bichon frise dog,a parrot named feek:) and a bunch of fish. ive also taken in
many strays throughout the years.
Your worst habit: smoking too much
weed,cussing,shopping,dissecting everyone...this list could go on and
on....
Perky/mopey/neither: have my low lows and high highs and everything in
between.
I would describe my dancing style as: depends on whats playin:)
Most
of your money gets spent on: living expenses,my kids, my home inside and out.my
habits.
Dietary classification: i try to eat healthy.
Liver: yuk
Hobbies:
making my kids happy,
music,dancing,reading,shooting guns,throwing...basically
playing with weapons:),gardening,swimming,hiking,
shopping,hanging out at the
lake...and of course reading ngs.
FAVOURITES:
Band: pearl-jam,korn
Love
song: untitled-pj. simple yet powerful.
Dance-like-a-maniac song: push
it-static-x
Pub: my house
Club: my house.i have a pooltable,bar,killer
sounds,swimming pool and me...what more could one want;)
i also like going to
teh wild zebra.
Book/genre/author/poet: i like a good biography. i like self
teaching books being as im always getting into one thing or another.my fav.
author is mr king and my favorite poet,ed vedder.
TV show: forensic shows. true
crime stuff. some sitcoms,stand up comedy,music shows,animal shows,boxing,a few
cartoons...but mostly i listen to music.
Actor/actress: john travolta,brad
pitt.
Movie: the shining.
Artist/artwork: sf and trouty of course:)
Animal: can
be...::grrrrrowwwwlll::
Food: i try to eat healthy.
Drink: water,tea,coffee,milk
(has to have ovaltine),rootbeer, margarita.
Texture: skin,hair.
Place to go:
lake
Way to go: harley
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? depends.
Do you
decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing to other body
parts? if im hungry enough to eat that stuff i just throw em in.
If we made
"AMK - The Movie" - who would play you? any blonde bimbo.
If one thing could
suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be?
ed vedders hard-on,with him attached of course:)
What is your greatest fear?
not living long enough to take care of my kids.
Your last five holidays were
where? with family .
Which cartoon character are you? spongebob and i have a lot
in common. id also say bugs. that bunny is one smart cookie.
If someone's
hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work?
depends,could be anything,could be
nothing.
Can you keep a secret? if i hafta.
Who or what is your least favourite
thing in the world? child/animal abusers.liars.
What gives you a warm fuzzy
feeling inside? my kids,my pets .most kids,most animals. music.caring
people.funny people. Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is
covered above: love you guys:)
StoneFace
> Special Ed <ed-...@webtv.net> wrote in message
>
> > But I'd really like to be a: man ho
>
> there's a few of us here that could help you out with that.
Let's just hope he's no Rob Schneider. That would be scary...
--
~SF - *hairy! like a coconut...*
karen
-->>
wow,im actually
blushing.thats very unusual:)
Karen
~karissa>>
welcome:)
my stepson graduates thursday,then hes off to basic training...
Eleanor
karen <nos...@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:Qv%Q6.4854$rn5.2...@www.newsranger.com...
> TV show: forensic shows. true
The one with Jack Klugman from the 80's was great.
> Movie: the shining.
great flick, but too scary for me. ;)
> Artist/artwork: sf and trouty of course:)
yes, definitely :-) I haven't seen very much sf's art actually but what
I've seen is great. Trouty's creations are very cool,insane and just
magnificent. What a talent! :-)
> If one thing could
> suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
> would you like it to be?
> ed vedders hard-on,with him attached of course:)
lol :-) yeah, unless he has the factory make copies of it, its better if
he's attached to it.
> What gives you a warm fuzzy
> feeling inside? my kids,my pets .most kids,most animals. music.caring
> people.funny people. Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is
> covered above: love you guys:)
:-))
-El
>
>
Eleanor
StoneFace <ston...@bigfoot.com.obligatoryspamtrap> wrote in message
news:3B15C6AB...@bigfoot.com.obligatoryspamtrap...
> Eleanor wrote:
>
> > > If one thing could
> > > suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
> > > would you like it to be?
> > > ed vedders hard-on,with him attached of course:)
> >
> > lol :-) yeah, unless he has the factory make copies of it, its better
if
> > he's attached to it.
>
casts
> of various rock stars' members when they got backstage? I'm sure there's a
> whole list of people who were famous for having it done, like Hendrix,
Jimmy
> Page and Robert Plant. I just can't find the magazine I read it in.
Ye, there were two girls during the late sixties who used to do them. I
remember reading the article describing them and their process also- just in
the past 6 months. It also had a photo of their plaster cast of Hendrix.
The article could have been in that special rock issue of Vanity Fair, but I
can't remember.
-El
>
> --
> ~SF - *a new meaning to the term "hard"*
Jezza
StoneFace <ston...@bigfoot.com.obligatoryspamtrap> wrote in message
>
casts
> of various rock stars' members when they got backstage? I'm sure there's a
> whole list of people who were famous for having it done, like Hendrix,
Jimmy
> Page and Robert Plant. I just can't find the magazine I read it in.
There was an article about that in the Australian edition of Rolling Stone
Magazine I'm pretty sure...
karissa
>
> karen <nos...@newsranger.com> wrote in message
> news:Qv%Q6.4854$rn5.2...@www.newsranger.com...
>
>
>
> > TV show: forensic shows. true
>
> The one with Jack Klugman from the 80's was great.
Theres this show on court tv every weekday at midnight called forensic
files...damn good show, i must say
~karissa
Jason
>
> STATS:
>
> Name: SATAN
> Real name: matt
>
> E-mail address: death...@hotmail.com
> Web page: none
> Other newsgroups: slipknot
> you frequent: play with my band.
> Length of time on the 'net: 3 yrs ish
> Length of time as an amk'er: a little under two years.
> Place of
> APPEARANCE: FuCKeD up
>
> Chromosomal makeup: dont wear it> Age: 37
> Height: 5'5"ish
> Weight: 235 pounds f pure muscle.
> Hair for this week:Brown
> Natural hair colour: Brown
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: none i am perfect.
> Preferred clothing: none
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was: clothes
>
> LIFESTYLE:
> Occupation: assasin
> But I'd really like to be a:> assasin
> When I was ten I wanted to be: assasin
> Availability status:not
> Sexual preference: straight
> Religion: satanist
> Pets:all burned
> > Your worst habit: killing too much
> Perky/mopey/neither: always insane
> I would describe my dancing style as: none
> of your money gets spent on: Guns
> Dietary classification: fucked up
> Liver: i prefer brains
> Hobbies:killing
SATAN
death...@hotmail.com
Special Ed
maybe we should have an auction :)
Special Ed
bet i can get there before you can. haha
StoneFace
> <<Well you can't have her. She's mine... ;o)
> -->>
>
> wow,im actually
> blushing.thats very unusual:)
Awwww...
--
~SF - *all mushy on the inside*
SATAN
Stats
Name:SATANReal name:Matt
E-mail address:death...@hotmail.comWeb page:www.thedeathnoose.homestead.com
Other news groups you frequent:Slipknot
Length of time on the 'net:3 yrs
Length of time as an amk'er:~~~~~
Place of residence:london england
APPEARANCE: brick on steroids
Chromosomal makeup:~~~~
Age:14
Height:5'4/5'5
Weight:205
Hair for this week:~~~
Natural hair colour:brown
Eyes:green
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other:none getting tatoo at next ozzfest
Preferred clothing:anything black
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: white ;)
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: none
But I'd really like to be a:Rock Star(i'm gettting there already Synalis the group)
When I was ten I wanted to be:Rock Star
Availability status:single
Sexual preference:Straight
Religion:Satanist
Pets:Dead
Your worst habit:dating bitches
Perky/mopey/neither:neither
I would describe my dancing style as:moshing
Most of your money gets spent on: Weed
Dietary classification: None
Liver: Fucked up
Hobbies: Concerts, gigs, computer stuff
FAVOURITES:
Band:SlipKnoT,KoRn,KiTTie,Soulfly, Pantera, Slayer, COF, Metalicca, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Machine Head etc.
Love song:love??? what is that
Dance-like-a-maniac song: Rock'n'Roll Nigga
Pub: Blown up(wasnt me u cant prove anything)Club: Hmmm
Book/genre/author/poet: books lolTV show:South Park:
Actor/actress: Me, they're mostly all class(that was my dick talking)
Movie:To many
Artist/artwork:hehe lol
Animal:Dead
Food:Pizza
Drink: Vodka
Texture:~~~~
Place to go:Concerts
Way to go: Mentally
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? Boxer Shorts
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? HEll yeah
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you?(some one strange) If
one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be? a chainsaw
What is your greatest fear? cant think of any sorry
Your last five holidays were where?america, greece, greece, greece, america
Which cartoon character are you? Cartman without the fat
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work: A gun is usefulCan you keep a secret? Yeah
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Hmm a girlfriendWhat gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Fire
don't feel is covered above: U dont wanna know
karen
<Hey, that's not fair!>
hmm
wonder why the webtv posts rarely show up on this newsserver...
if you were a
few years older i'd meet ya half way baby.
karen
files...damn good show, i must say>>
yeah,great show.
i think i musta been a
detective or a lawyer in a past life:) ilove getting to the bottom of things. i
can solve a crime like nobodies business.
theres this plac on the web were you
actually read real crime stories that hvent been solved and give your take. they
supposedly take these opinions into consideration...i dont know the name of the
site,damnit!
speaking of unsolved stuff,what do you think about the jonbenet
case? or are you even familiar with it?
that case kept me up nights for a long
time ...and the fuckers are still free,whats up with that??
karen
he's attached to it. >
hahahahaha,well im not too into fakes,but thats one id
be running to get!
hey,maybe that could be my next money making project.
..wonder if he'd return my calls;)
"um yes,this is karen doebbler...i was
hoping i could use your manlyhhood to make many women and surely quite a few
guys dream kinda come true.with you being such a giving man...."
"and of course
all dreamers could feel free to makes copies for those in need..."
::she says
to the answering machine::
Special Ed
I'll even give you a head start.
StoneFace
> <<Theres this show on court tv every weekday at midnight called forensic
> files...damn good show, i must say>>
>
> yeah,great show.
> i think i musta been a
> detective or a lawyer in a past life:) ilove getting to the bottom of things. i
> can solve a crime like nobodies business.
> theres this plac on the web were you
> actually read real crime stories that hvent been solved and give your take. they
> supposedly take these opinions into consideration...i dont know the name of the
> site,damnit!
Australia seems to churn out cop shows like there's no tomorrow. Cops and hospital
stuff. I guess they're just getting ideas from the US. My fav forensic show here is
Murder Call. It has some of the best dry humour lines, especially the morbid humour
of the forensic pathologists.
> speaking of unsolved stuff,what do you think about the jonbenet
> case? or are you even familiar with it?
> that case kept me up nights for a long
> time ...and the fuckers are still free,whats up with that??
Is that the one about the little kid-model who everyone thinks was killed by her
parents? It seems like whenever someone's kid dies, everyone immediately points the
finger at the parents. Weird.
--
~SF - *the dingo's got my baby!*
StoneFace
> <<bet i can get there before you can. haha>>
>
> <Hey, that's not fair!>
>
> hmm
> wonder why the webtv posts rarely show up on this newsserver...
>
> if you were a
> few years older i'd meet ya half way baby.
If I were a few years older I'd...
*Nah, too many kiddies in the group.*
--
~SF - *who is really too young to be thinking such things*
Jezza
> speaking of unsolved stuff,what do you think about the jonbenet
> case? or are you even familiar with it?
> that case kept me up nights for a long
> time ...and the fuckers are still free,whats up with that??
The whole thing is disturbing. I think it was the mother who did it...
Jezza
StoneFace <ston...@bigSTINKYfoot.com> wrote in message
news:3B19FF8F...@bigSTINKYfoot.com...
> Is that the one about the little kid-model who everyone thinks was killed
by her
> parents? It seems like whenever someone's kid dies, everyone immediately
points the
> finger at the parents. Weird.
Whoops. Guess who just pointed the finger. Probably not in the best taste
but...surely those parents should be put in jail for tarting their little
kid up like that - it's shocking! Reminds of me a Ruby Wax special on kids'
pageants...it was so disgustingly bad it was hilarious!!!
Wap
> > > suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
> > > would you like it to be?
> > > ed vedders hard-on,with him attached of course:)
> >
> > lol :-) yeah, unless he has the factory make copies of it, its better
if
> > he's attached to it.
>
casts
> of various rock stars' members when they got backstage? I'm sure there's a
> whole list of people who were famous for having it done, like Hendrix,
Jimmy
> Page and Robert Plant. I just can't find the magazine I read it in.
>
last month's Aussie Rolling Stone had the list I think.
_Wap.
Bill Johnston
Jezza wrote:
> karen <nos...@newsranger.com> wrote in message
> news:YG7S6.1952$v4.8...@www.newsranger.com...
> > speaking of unsolved stuff,
Oh God...my town is the KING of unsolved murders...lemme see..5 years ago
our local news anchor lady dissappeared, and the bozo local cops didnt
start looking for her until it was too late, and we'll never find out what
happened. Then last December an old man got clubbed over the head in an
alley...still unsolved. And a couple years back a guy had his throat
slashed at a New Year's party...still unsolved.
Our police are incompetents..the only time they catch anyone is when there
are witnesses, and even then...
Karen
how old are you again... a bit over 18?
thats old enough to think such things...just not lucky enough to get to
do them;)
Karen
<<Is that the one about the little kid-model who everyone thinks was
killed by her parents?>>
sure is
<< It seems like whenever someone's kid dies, everyone immediately
points the finger at the parents. Weird. >>
thats cuz it usually is.
i do believe that the leading cause of death in very young children is
murder .murder usually done by a parent.
--
Karen
it...>>
weeee.....
yeah me too....i think...
although for a while there i thought the dad did,accidently.
at first i heard she dies from strangulation..the garrot was too
tight. then i heard she died from getting hit in the head that the rest
(strangulation,being tied up) was a scheme to get the authorities off
track.
sooo if she was strangled then hit,i think the story would kinda be
like the dad was molestig/raping her and teh old lady walked in and
freaked and tried to hit hima nd hit her instead. or she was in an
insane, jealous rage at seeing the act she hit jonbenet on
purpose...out of jealousy of her little girl...in her sick and twisted
mind.
but the story could easily go that the old bitch got sick and tired of
changing a wet bed and fucking flipped out. or maybe she was the one
playing the sick sex games wih the little girl.
a very respected forensic dude (last name wendt sp?) says it was a sex
game gone bad,and with everything he had to say,that does make sense to
me too.
according to him she had been previously molested more than once and
there were stun gun marks on her .
everything used was the moms stuff.
could be either ...
i cant quite make up my mind how it happened but i think the mom is the
one that hit her in the head,wrote the ransom letter....maybe staged the
rest...maybe is even sicker than one could imagine...maybe she sexually
abused her and flipped over the wet bed.maybe may maybe:)
its a very confusing story because of everything else involved.like the
way she paraded her beautiful baby around.but if the child was for a
fact molested already,that does come into play.
its not a cut and dry case at all but imo the parent(s) have everything
to do with it.
either she was killed in a rage due to bed wetting or she was killed by
a sexsicko...maybe both things apply...both parents...
if i had to choose one to be the guilty party it would be the mom.she
has such a dark deepseeded bitch look in her eyes.
do you know which officially happened first..the strangulation or the
hit on the head?
karen
'as confused as ever it seems:)'
Karen
majority of this ng,>>
are you kidding?! that would never happen...flamed-maybe,butnever spoken
to,no way!
<< I say this after great thought:
Only in America.>>
i'll second that for damn sure.
<<~SF - *now, where's that flame retardant suit...*>>
no need for one,the kilt and the nipple rings will do
StoneFace
> <<who is really too young to be thinking such things*>>
>
> how old are you again... a bit over 18?
> thats old enough to think such things...just not lucky enough to get to
> do them;)
That's entirely presuming you knew what I was thinking...
--
~SF - *mmmm... skin...*
StoneFace
> <<At the risk of being flamed and never again spoken to by the vast
> majority of this ng,>>
>
> are you kidding?! that would never happen...flamed-maybe,butnever spoken
> to,no way!
It's happened before. Can't remember if it was in here or another ng, but it
has happened to me.
> << I say this after great thought:
> Only in America.>>
>
> i'll second that for damn sure.
Hehe. Tis true though. I cannot for the life of me think of anywhere else
where you hear about this kind of stuff.
> <<~SF - *now, where's that flame retardant suit...*>>
>
> no need for one,the kilt and the nipple rings will do
Oh god, you remember that. *hangs head in shame* Never again... *shudder*
--
~SF
Wap
> finger at the parents. Weird.
>
"The Dingo Ate My Baby!!!"
yeah right.
-Wap.
Karen
lol,yeah,guess youre right.
in that case im quite certain i was waayof base:)
<<~SF - *mmmm... skin...* >
yes,skin was involved...
Jezza
StoneFace <ston...@bigSTINKYfoot.com> wrote in message
> At the risk of being flamed and never again spoken to by the vast majority
of
>
> Only in America.
Hey, I had a bigger go at America than that a while ago and they're still
talking to me!
What you said though, it's so true...America is the land where everything
weird that can happen does happen.
Phil Labonte
Stats: Phil
Name:Real name:Phil
E-mail address:says up there
Other news groups you frequent: metallica ( i like burning them too)
Length of time on the 'net:3 yrs
Length of time as an amk'er:~~~~~
Place of residence:cALGaRY Alberta
APPEARANCE: ugly goob
Chromosomal makeup:~~~~
Age:24
Height:6'3
Weight:205
Hair for this week: dred locks with pink and purple highlights
Natural hair colour:brown
Eyes:blue
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other:none getting tatoo at next ozzfest of deadtones FRontMan cHiNo faGGOTO
Preferred clothing:anything black, and Pokiman shirt
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: white ;)
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: Student, annoying people
But I'd really like to be a: Mob Hit man
When I was ten I wanted to be:Pimp
Availability status:single
Sexual preference: lesbian caught in ugly fat male body
Religion:Satanist/ budhist/ new age fag boy/ latest trend
Pets: A man dog (husky) no wussie French Poodle
Your worst habit: writing on usenet
Perky/mopey/neither: half dead, unless taking speed and caffieine pills
I would describe my dancing style as: demented crack whore ossilations
Most of your money gets spent on:Crack
Dietary classification: Dog food
Liver: Donated
Hobbies: Pissing other people off, making a general ass of myself
FAVOURITES:
Band: ANyThiNg nu-MetAL cause PsYcHolOgy sAYs were ALL a little gay....
Love song:love??? Chilli peppers gaying it up
Dance-like-a-maniac song: I want to be sedated
Pub: None (no social life)
Club: Hmmm
Book/genre/author/poet: books lolTV show:South Park:
Actor/actress: The guy who played Sid Vicious (can't think of his name)
Movie:Lot's of men talking and their feelings and getting in touch with their feminine side (SIN And SENTIMENTALITY)
Artist/artwork: MY WALL AFTER A CIRCLE JERK
Animal:ANYTHING THAT WILL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!
Food: Dog Food
Drink: Anti-freeze
Texture:~~~~
Place to go:army to kill people
Way to go:
MISCELLANY:
What do you wear to bed? Boxer Shorts
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
progressing to other body parts? HEll yeah
If we made "AMK - The Movie" - who would play you?(some one strange) If
one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what
would you like it to be? a chainsaw
What is your greatest fear? cant think of any sorry
Your last five holidays were where?america, greece, greece, greece, america
Which cartoon character are you? Cartman
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work: A gun is usefulCan you keep a secret? Yeah
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Hmm a girlfriendWhat gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Fire