Like Daughter, Like Mudder!

[Leeann Taberman]

So one day I was listening to Tull (of course), speakijng French to the
mirror when all of a sudden I hear this cacophony of sound and it's
Special Daughter Kyra!

She writes about her band, Ooooooooooh I am so proud:

About The Products of History(TPOH)
So it's a weird story actually--you could say we're pretty confused
[well mostly Amelia but...that's another story...]. No really! We are,
I've heard of bands with 2 drummers, but when one is down in Maryland
and one is right next door and hasn't even rehearsed with us, how can
you tell who is what or what is who or whatever? Anyways! TPOH, The
Products of History are folkin it for a while until we start up our amps
and buy proper equipment hahahaha...ha...no not funny... BASICALLY WE'RE
WORKING ON IT!!!!

Influences?

Mommy=Lee Ann Taberman, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Jeff Buckley, Chris
Stills, the Yardbirds, the Flaming Lips, Queen, Simon and Garfunkel,
Nirvana, The Beatles, David Bowie, CSNY, Final Fantasy 7, Deerhoof, Pink
Floyd.

======

I said, SD, like where is Iangod?

And she said:

We sound like an acid trip minus the LSD part w/ a touch of classic rock
and folky texture! If that made sense I'm glad and if not then I guess
our sound is whatever we want our sound to sound like. Butt not Tull!

Go suck his codpiece, ya' think I don't know about you being the
Prsisdent of The Codpiece Club?

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyucheeee!

[JennaLynn Bane]

Don't forget the website!

http://www.myspace.com/theproductsofhistory

www.freewebs.com/theproductsofhistory

My Mommy JackASSaLynn use to play Iangod's flute!
--
'Coal-black niggers in policemen's hats
nosing where the white men have been.'

[w]

On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 12:23:50 -0500, JennaLynn Bane wrote:

> My Mommy JackASSaLynn use to play Iangod's flute!

Ian used to post here Google real...@aol.com and flut...@aol.com and
I can't remember his other addresses. Then someone starting faking his
name and email address (nyuk) and "Ian" was saying some of the most
outrageous things.

I distinctly remembered him telling Yo momma JackASSaLynn that if she
showed up one more time dragging her daughter JennaLynn to concerts to
get back stage for autographs (Iangod must like little girls, I dunno),
he would forever never ever again play Aqualung.

She damn near had a cow, cried all over amj-t for days.
--
Joe Alden