Mike (Porky) Rieves Tip of the Day: Tip #3

[Porky]

On occasion, you may be confronted with a technical issue involving
science/engineering/physics.

When that happens, you should never acknowledge your ignorance. Instead
you should arrogantly take the position that you are correct, regardless of
the fact that your position defies common sense.

Here's an example of how I responded in multiple audio newsgroups on
3/29/2005, when I was confronted with such a situation.

"No, the problem is that you can't see that there is a difference between
a speaker cone driven by a single complex source vibrating at multiple
frequencies and, and a speaker cone vibrating at one frequency while the
speaker is being moved by an entirely different source.

Despite the fact that I am technically inept when it comes to
science/engineering/physics, that line of bull shit at least allowed me to
save face among the most ignorat readers in those audio newsgroups.
Hopefully that or a similar approach will also work for you.

[MarvJ]

Well, certainly, if the kanooten valve is bifurcated coordinately with
the mumbling joint, then spasmoidal frequency conniption will begin to
transmigrate beyond the normal flanging rate of a 7-guacal island of
langerhorn.

But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

[Porky]

"MarvJ" <marvj...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:1145239136.6...@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

I couldn't agree more. Please ealborate further so that eveyone here can
benefit from your keen insight.

[porky]

"Porky" <no...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:FvC0g.618138$vi2.5...@fe03.news.easynews.com...

Gary Sokolich is the originater of the above post but, again, he is too
cowardly to use his own name.

[porky]

"porky" <no...@nospam.com> wrote in
news:ZMD0g.3711$iB2...@bignews4.bellsouth.net:

What matters the truth of the post, not who posted it.

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