Carnival (again)
JEFF WILTON
I've been listening to all of you silently with amusion for quite some
time now. I realized that even though GWAR is my favorite band, I know
nothing about them compared to some of you.
This ashames me, though I am embarassed to admit it. I have never been
part of a society, but that was the solace I found in GWAR. And now I
realize I'm not part of the "GWAR Society" either. I don't know any of
them personally, I'm not witty like some of you, I can't think of new
and interesting ways to put others down like some of you, and when I
bought the new GWAR CD, I almost threw it out the window. Almost. After
realizing that I was humming some bars off the new CD one day, I took
out my CD (Cassette) and listened to it with a whole new outlook. I used
to pride myself on being the most ecclectic musician in any band I was
ever in. My dream was always to put out a CD that was so diverse, people
would love it AND hate it. Then, I realized that "Carnival" was what I
always wanted. What an ingrateful person I was. In GWAR's diversity lies
their integrity.
( An excerpt taken from the novel: "How to Bore a Nun" by Justin Sane )
McMIKEYB
Justin Sane,
If that is indeed your real name! Very beautifully said. I think our
witty banter comes from...well, I can't speak for anyone else, but mine
comes from a constant coombination of chickory coffee and theraflu. It
makes my innards do rollercoaster things and my mind buzz. I agree about
the magnificence (oops, hold on, dictionary time....hey that was right) of
Carnival. It's great that so many diehard Gwar fans either totally love
it or totally hate it. I guess that's true about Gwar though. They're
one of those bands that you either really love or really hate....you don't
often find people who say, "oh, Gwar's alright." They usually invoke
extreme reactions. As far as all of our adept insulting powers....well, I
think that comes from all of us having way too much time on our hands.
Mikey
Zezon
JEFF WILTON wrote:
>
> I've been listening to all of you silently with amusion for quite some
> time now. I realized that even though GWAR is my favorite band, I know
> nothing about them compared to some of you.
> This ashames me, though I am embarassed to admit it. I have never been
> part of a society, but that was the solace I found in GWAR. And now I
> realize I'm not part of the "GWAR Society" either. I don't know any of
> them personally, I'm not witty like some of you, I can't think of new
> and interesting ways to put others down like some of you,
Well Jeff, you don't really need to know Gwar members personnally. In
fact, until previous year, I even didn't know myself the real names of
GWAR members. I didn't know that Oderus Urungus was Dave Brockie,
Beefcake was, in the early years, Mike Bishop, and Sexecutioner Chuck
Varga, etc. But that didn't make an importance to me. And more, this lack
of knowledge helped me to keep the magic of GWAR, that seems to have
disappeared to some of the newsgroup, including its drunk Queen.
Personnally I (almost) never take them seriously, like some others do
when they get putted down, as you can read on some of my replies.
I don't even need to be taken seriously on some of my post.
GWAR fantasies are coming to life in this newsgroup and it's sometimes
not obvious to sort the truth and the lie. You don't have to be a bohab
to appreciate, or not, Gwar.
The reasons why i like Gwar is that they're not sell-out commercial band,
they don't fear to use words like "I like to kill your babies after I put
my cuttlefish in their anus", they wear funny costumes, their songs are
funny cool, and diverse and I like their cartoon drawings and videos too.
By not knowing them, it made them to me more untouchable, more
"grandiose", but I still love Gwar and I think I always will!
They're will always be people like us who can emit a true opinion for
another true opinion, and silly remarks for another silly opinion.
Keep the magic, It's time for death
--
Je m'appelle Claude "Zezon" Harvey
McMIKEYB
I agree with zombie about the layout of Carnival compared to Ragnarok.
Ragnarok was genius and I did feel sort of let down my the art and book
fro Carnival. Then again Carnival has a lot less spelling errors than
Ragnarok...you'd think with three nice computers they'd have spell check
on at least one of them! Zombie also not the first person I know who
doesn't want to meet Gwar. My friend Danielle refused for years for me to
introduce her to them because she thought it would ruin the mystique too.
I introduced her to Brockie about five years ago and she screamed and ran
off in the other direction. Yeah, it does take something away from the
show, but for me it adds a lot too. I love watched the show from
backstage more than from in front (I'm too old and tired for that pit
stuff now). It's great watching all the well orchestrated costume changes
and hearing the comments from the performers who aren't on stage.
Halloween 1995, Chicago...everytime Chuck got off stage he took off his
mask to watch a football game. Didn't miss a cue though.
Mike
Zezon
Wow! I'm impressed!
It's cool to see that you can post interresting messages like this one,and not
only false rumors, thread provocative or flaming people messages...
I guess you were not drunk this time..
So hail to you, midget Queen, and keep on the good work (I think that maybe I
will start posting seriously too!?!)
--
Claude "Zezon" Harvey :-@
Fatty_Arbuckle
On Tue, 29 Apr 1997 01:06:00 -0400, J. Wilton <JUSTI...@webtv.net>
wrote:
>I tell you what Mikey, one of my main goals in life is to play a show
>with GWAR. I listened to GWAR before I ever picked up a guitar, and I
>respect them and defend them more than any other band. The first time we
>(my band) played Harpo's in Detroit, it just blew my mind to know that I
>was performing on the very same stage that I first saw GWAR. I know
>we'll never be as good as GWAR, but just to meet them, even in costume,
>would complete my life. I know that they're just people, but what would
>life be without people to look up to? Even if I never get the chance to
>meet GWAR, at least I know that I am closer to them now than I ever
>imagined.
> Now stop making me so damn serious.~ jeFF
>
>
Did you jerk off while posting this message?
Fatty
J. Wilton
Actually, Fatty, I jerked off as I was reading it after it was already
posted. (It heightens the arousal) Then afterwards I jerk off watching
myself jerking off on video. And then ...... ......... ..........
............ ............. .............. . ... .. .... ....
.......... ........... oh, great; see what you've made me do?
~ Justin Sane
P.S. Hey Fatty, can you send me another picture of yourself bending over
with a big "W" painted on each butt cheek? This one's ruined.
McMIKEYB
Jeff,
What band are you in? I'm on my way back to the Motor City tomorrow...I'm
moving away from the Big Easy. Wait a second....who the fuck really says
the Big Easy or the Motor City? I've never once heard New Orleans called
the Big Easy except for on the crap TV show. And the Motor
City...well...I guess that's a little different. I'll see you at the St.
Andrews show later next month.
Mikey
McMIKEYB
Zezon,
For the record, I'm always drunk and yeah, sometimes I do get a little
topical. Don't worry though. It won't happen too often! I actually try
not to post too much Gwar related stuff because it tends to make me feel
like a name dropper. I think for now on I'm just going to brag about
knowing Fatty and SeanMike...I slept in the same room as SeanMike!
Woohoo! He touched me where my swimsuit covers. Okay, I gotta go back to
nursing this beer.
Mikey
J. Wilton
In reference to your question Mikey, I feel that to list my Band's name
on this billboard would be some sort of self-centered selfish plug. I
mean, what kind of person would keep putting his Band's name up on the
internet over and over again just to hope that people would subliminally
become more familiar with the name and buy their CD's? That would just
be insane. But yes Mikey, I will be at St. Andrews with my girlfriend
and my little sister. And if I see ya, I'll even buy you a beer! By the
way I don't want to seem rude - feel free to e-mail my home address for
more information about my band. I'll even give you a free CD just for
being such a swell guy.
~jeFF (not just a suck-up)
Zezon
McMIKEYB wrote:
>
> Zezon,
> For the record, I'm always drunk and yeah, sometimes I do get a little
> topical. Don't worry though. It won't happen too often!
Too bad ;)
> I actually try
> not to post too much Gwar related stuff because it tends to make me feel
> like a name dropper.
It's better being a name dropper than a drop drawer!
> I think for now on I'm just going to brag about
> knowing Fatty and SeanMike...I slept in the same room as SeanMike!
> Woohoo! He touched me where my swimsuit covers. Okay, I gotta go back to
> nursing this beer.
> Mikey
M, you feel like excited, don't ya?
So had a good beer! (and get drunk, we love you like this)
Fatty_Arbuckle
On Tue, 29 Apr 1997 23:29:30 -0400, J. Wilton <JUSTI...@webtv.net>
wrote:
>Actually, Fatty, I jerked off as I was reading it after it was already
Well if you want another. MikeyB might be upset now that he knows
I've been cheating.
Zombie
J. Wilton wrote:
>
> In reference to your question Mikey, I feel that to list my Band's name
> on this billboard would be some sort of self-centered selfish plug. I
> mean, what kind of person would keep putting his Band's name up on the
> internet over and over again just to hope that people would subliminally
> become more familiar with the name and buy their CD's? That would just
> be insane.
the name wouldn't be anything like Justin Sane,
would it?
> But yes Mikey, I will be at St. Andrews with my girlfriend
> and my little sister. And if I see ya, I'll even buy you a beer! By
man, what kind of sick hick twisted sicko
ARE you?! you'll be there w/ your girl-
friend, who is also your little SISTER?!
that's GRRROOOOSSSS!
give her one for me, man. you the man!
zombie
J. Wilton
I'll tell you what kind of a sick twisted hick sicko (nice stab, by the
way) I am; I always try to follow BalSac Love tip #237 : It ain't
cheating if it's your girlfriend/sister or dog/cousin. As for the the
name of my band - You always were the witty one! But, I guess you didn't
realize I was joking (my fault for having a dumb sense of humor). You
know Zombie, it all boils down to this: for some reason I post things
without thinking what people like you will respond with. If it made you
feel better to call me names, then so be it. It makes me feel good when
people respond to my posts, whether it be good or bad. I'm not trying to
keep up some sort of Net Image like some people. You can make fun of me,
I know I'm nobody special. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to
praise and learn more about GWAR, like a good slave. And while I'm at
it, I'm not here to kiss anybody's ass either. I respect anybody who
respects me. And for those who disrespect me, I love you all even more.
GWAR rules, metallica sucks, Rugburns rule, spice girls suck, Fear
Factory rules, Deicide sucks, my favorite CoC song thus far is "Sex Cow"
and I am not afraid to admit it. Anybody who doesn't post their favorite
CoC song is a loser; and anybody that I called a loser who doesn't
respond and tell me to Fuck Off, is a wimp.
Oh yeah, and Zombie.....I didn't mean to get in the way of you and
Mikey. You've become awfully defensive since I came here. But in all
fairness I think we should let Mikey choose. But you know, there's
always Fatty waiting in the corner....
~jeFF (long-winded and short-tempered)
Fatty_Arbuckle
On Sun, 4 May 1997 23:36:43 -0400, J. Wilton <JUSTI...@webtv.net>
wrote:
>I'll tell you what kind of a sick twisted hick sicko (nice stab, by the
HEHEHEHE it seems that you've set baited traps in all four corners of
the world. Good luck with the response.
Zombie
J. Wilton ranted:
>
> I'll tell you what kind of a sick twisted hick sicko (nice stab, by the
> way) I am; I always try to follow BalSac Love tip #237 : It ain't
> cheating if it's your girlfriend/sister or dog/cousin. As for the the
> name of my band - You always were the witty one! But, I guess you didn't
> realize I was joking (my fault for having a dumb sense of humor).
i knew you were playing. i was playing back.
geez, don't get all upset like court-fool skippy!
you don't have a dumb sense o' humor. i think
you're pretty funny. but let's not go suckin'
each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen!
> You
> know Zombie, it all boils down to this: for some reason I post things
> without thinking what people like you will respond with.
this is what you should do. this is what i do.
i post as if everyone on this NG are figments o'
my imagination. as far as i can tell, everyone
but wretch, fatshit, and maybe choderus are merely
mindfairies fluttering around my brain as if i were
sitting in the world's most comfortable chair.
> If it made you
> feel better to call me names, then so be it. It makes me feel good when
> people respond to my posts, whether it be good or bad.
yeah, yeah, i learned all about this in childpsych.
bad attention better than no attention. the wire
mother better than the carpet mother.
> I'm not trying to
> keep up some sort of Net Image like some people.
are you subtly implying something about somebody?
i think it may be true that mikey and koslo have
some serious glam/image posing going on here, and
i guess that's cool, but i'd much rather play my-
self, cuz i am so many different people depending
on whether i remember to take my medication or not,
that it's more fun to flip-flop day after day.
<snip some meaningless "i am an idividual" rantings>
> Anybody who doesn't post their favorite
> CoC song is a loser; and anybody that I called a loser who doesn't
> respond and tell me to Fuck Off, is a wimp.
never one to back away from a challenge, i'm gonna
have to pick between blame it on the lightman and
sammy. i think it's gotta be sammy. wow, what a
cool song in concert!
> Oh yeah, and Zombie.....I didn't mean to get in the way of you and
> Mikey. You've become awfully defensive since I came here. But in all
> fairness I think we should let Mikey choose. But you know, there's
> always Fatty waiting in the corner....
i'm always defensive! and yet, offensive at the
same time...how does he do it folks!?
> ~jeFF (long-suffering and short-penis'd)
zombie
Zombie
punk...@ameritech.net wrote:
> not to be the bitch and rain on everyone's parade but.... Mikey is mine.
> i am not trying to steal him from anyone or get in the way of anything,
> i'm just stating fact. he's my slave, and it's going to stay that way.
> if you have a problem.... too bad.
>
> SkiPpY (certified Bitch)
wow, mikey really pulled his plan off. he
told me he was gonna find some little rich-
bitch daddy's girl to support him when he
moved. i guess he did it. man, he is just
another adolf hitler!
not to be a bitch and rain on anyone's parade,
but i don't want mikey to be my slave. i just
wanna be his sancho.
zombie
McMIKEYB
Jeff,
I can't be forced to chose between you, zombie, or Fatty. You all have
your strengths and weaknesses.
Zombie knows just how tight to put those nipple clamps and he looks really
hot in fishnets. Then again he's a slut and I know when I'm not around
he's giving Ladydeath a rim job or something.
You're virgin territory to me, but I know you have a girlfriend, so you'd
just be a tick tease anyway. Besides, you're a musician so that
automatically makes you a slut anyway!
Fatty, well...Fatty has a big knife and likes playing Deliverence with me.
Sure it was fun at first but after awhile squealing like a pig can hurt a
guys throat. Plus he always wants to double team me with SeanMike...who's
just unquestionably scary!
So, I've thought it through and decided that I'm going to accept my place
as Skippy's toe suckin', foot lickin', ridiculin' slave boy. Yeah, I
tried to sound tough and everything and I tried to tame her...I even
bought her the collar, but when it comes down to it, she wears the thigh
high boots and carries the cat-o-nine tails.
Mikey
McMIKEYB
Wait a second....ignore that last post for a second....zombie wants to be
my Sancho...does that make me your Quixote? A Man of La Mancha reference?
Zombie just possibly made my heart melt....I could be his for life!
That's it, I'm moving back down south!
Mikey....Mrs. Zombie
J. Wilton
To my favorite undead: yes Zombie, I do have a short penis. But there
are certain advantages to having a 3 inch erect penis.
1. It's not very difficult to hide when you're in church.
2. You could rape a girl and she wouldn't even know it.
3. You can easily tuck it back between your legs when you want to play
"Girl for a Day".
4. You can save money by buying Junior Condems.
5. Girlfriends won't stay long once they find out, so you won't have to
worry about long-term relationships.
6. There are just more nooks and crannies you can find to sick it in.
7. It makes your dog look even more impressive.
8. You can run a lot faster. (it doesn't slap against your leg)
9. Can't think of anything
10. The best reason of all:........ big things come in small packages.
:)
So there you have it, I hope this clarifies things a little bit better.
I must go now............ Mr. Slappy is waving his magic wand.
Justin Sane (in a much better mood today)