Insta: Webcam Girl
P.F. Bruns
May be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
Original music and lyrics ©1977 Randy Brooks.
New lyrics ©2008 P.F. Bruns. All applicable rights reserved under the
Creative Commons "Share Alike Non-Commercial with Attribution" license,
version 3.0.
CHORUS
Hot girls like to show off on their webcams
Just for the attention they receive
Some get paid to show off all their assets
Some are just incredibly naive
I was foolin' 'round on YouTube
Seeing what was there to see
When I caught a glimpse of cleavage
I knew that this was interesting to me
The clip was marked NSFW
Which came to me as no surprise
But I'm not easily offended
So let the clip play out to tantalize
She had a body most inviting
Though she didn't show her face
But what she did show looked exciting
From just below her neck down to her waist
CHORUS
I could tell that she'd been drinking
From the way she slurred her words
And that sweet and sexy giggle
As she called her viewers hot and horny nerds
As she bounced, her seat slid sideways
And she tumbled out of view
And as she made a quick recovery
The camera showed a face I feared I knew
Grandma?!
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... And God said, "Let there be light." And there was light. That was
the last time any service was delivered on time and as ordered.
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Kay Shapero
> Webcam Girl
> May be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
> Original music and lyrics ©1977 Randy Brooks.
> New lyrics ©2008 P.F. Bruns. All applicable rights reserved under the
> Creative Commons "Share Alike Non-Commercial with Attribution" license,
> version 3.0.
>
>
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Kay Shapero
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