Filk: Kook John Locke
Qe'van
TTTO: Sloop John B
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Avoiding the kook, John Locke,
My dead father, the crock,
And crazy Benjamin Linus starting to foam.
Walking all night
Until it got light
I'm so Lost and lonely
I wanna go home.
Don't listen to John Lock's tail.
See how the sat phone's set.
Call for the freighter out there
"Take us all home, Take us all home."
"You wanna go home?"
"Why don't you take us all home?
Yeah, yeah. We're so Lost and lonely."
They took the six home.
Sayid's wife Nadia
Was killed by a Whitmore guy.
Then Benjamin came and helped him blow 'em away.
Mister John Locke
Why dont you suck on a rock, hey, hey.
Though I'm sad and broke up, I wanna stay home.
Dpm't listen to John Locke's tail.
Kate, listen to what I've said.
You and Aaron and me,
We should stay home, let us stay home.
I wanna stay home (Let me stay home)
Why won't he leave me alone?
(Jack, listen to my tail)
John Lock, you're gonna fail.
Though I'm drunk and broke up, I wanna stay home.
Then Hurley went on the fritz,
See, Charley gave him the fits..
When Eko showed up ol' Hugo slobbered and swore,
"Let me stay home
Why won't they let me stay home?
This is the worst trip I've ever been on."
Dpm't listen to John Locke's tail.
Y'all, listen to what I've said.
Forget the island now Sun,
We should stay home, let us stay home.
I wanna stay home (Let me stay home)
Why won't he leave me alone?
(Jack, listen to my tail)
John Lock, you're gonna fail.
Though I'm drunk and broke up, I wanna stay home.
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Qe'van - Feb, 2009