Baseball filk of Longcor: When she's handy with a bat

[J-Mag]

I play in a role-playing baseball league. One of my characters is a
second base(wo)man named Jessica Scott, based on Toni Stone from the
Negro Leagues who played 2B for the Indianapolis clowns.

I was thinking of her when I started this. Not so much when it took a
turn...

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When She's Handy with a Bat

Some men want a proper girl, who's pretty, prim and tight
Others want a party girl to drink with through the night
Some men like the dancers on the table or the lap
I really like a woman who can put it in the gap

I've been with many a willing girl, who'd fondle, kiss and pat
But I really get excited when she's handy with a bat

Some men like the gypsies with their earrings all of gold
Some men like masseuses who can pinch and roll and fold
Some men want religious girls who pray and are devout
I want a girl who lays it down and tries to beat it out

Now some men want a cowgirl who will always ride on top
And some want an equestrienne with whip and riding crop
Some men look for other men and some men go for sheep
But I really want a woman who can take my slider deep