On Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:52:40 -0400, Gary McGath wrote:
This is way beyond my pay grade, but here goes...
"Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,"
Say it aloud and we'll instantly stand aside.
If that word somehow should slip from your brain
Use "dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane."
Met with some people who wanted to tryst, and we
Found that we each had a major in Chemistry.
Alex brought lashes and handcuffs and stuff...
We needed a way to say, "I've had enough":
"Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,"
If you don't say it my paddle will tan your hide.
Clip on the wires and turn up the gain,
'Til "dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane!"
Sounds of our party went on through the night,
With squealing and grunting and gasps of delight.
Then Alice winced and she started to shout --
"PARADIMEthyl..." -- and then she passed out.
"Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,"
Safewords like this are the next thing to suicide.
What if you _can't_ when you're doubled in pain,
Say "dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane"?