Only .001% of the prisoners who are sent to federal prison are actually
"rehabilitated." The more likely outcome, and the preferred outcome is to
fuck them up more than when they went in. Get it? This way there's a giant
machine guaranteed to have more personnel sent back behind bars!
I believe this is the fate and the destiny of the HedgeHoGGiN. You bloody
well can't drive a 'kette inside your cell. The only thing you can do in
there is get welcomed back by Bubba with outstretched arms.