I will seize the casket

[WeReo_BoY]

Of course the best thing would be for him to smack that black casket into a
brick wall or a tree before I get there.

I've got some turmoil in my life but I'm fixing to commence legal prceedings
against the Hedge-HoGGiE real soon. Everyone knows you can't drive a casket
very far inside a prison cell. I've heard Ohio and New York have a
reciprocity agreement between courts.

So I'm putting one slightly-used speedy black casket for sale up on eBay.
Any advance bidders?

Don't forget the regisTuRD convicted criminally insane Hedge-HoGGiE used to
give us the lowdown every minute with this casket. Not anymore. The good
news is "someone" sent the federal police, the state police and the local
police once the HoGG got reported for crime he admitted himself. You can't
drive a black casket very far inside a prison cell, now can ya' HoGGiN?