Why Ebay Sucks----A victims true story.
Exile on Bruckner St.-Diary of a Moron
WIDELOAD!! The Scott"Ugly Hat" Lifshine Story
Curses! FOILed Again !!-An exploration into aluminum foil and insanity.w
Tubby's real last name is Ufshine.
Great one!
>Exile on Bruckner St.-Diary of a Moron
Very good one!
LOL
This is 1 movie that NO ONE will want to see u SICK FAT FUCKING PIG
--
NOW REMOVE YOUR TONGUE from MY ASS u FUCKIN' IDIOT!!!
BRONG!
The new working title is "Bowling For Wereo"
> "artcinco" <artNOSPAMc...@bellsouth.netNOSPAM> wrote in message
> news:artNOSPAMcincoSPAM-NO...@bignews.bellsouth.net...
> > In article <40fdf...@news.vic.com>,
> > "wereoboy" <scotta...@ixpres.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "artcinco" <artNOSPAMc...@bellsouth.netNOSPAM> wrote in message
> > >
> news:artNOSPAMcincoSPAM-NO...@bignews.bellsouth.net...
> > > > In article <20040720190138...@mb-m06.aol.com>,
> > > > jsha...@aol.comBuurp (JSHAY911) wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Bullshit Tales and Broken Scales
> > > > >
> > > > > Why Ebay Sucks----A victims true story.
> > > > >
> > > > > Exile on Bruckner St.-Diary of a Moron
> > > > >
> > > > > WIDELOAD!! The Scott"Ugly Hat" Lifshine Story
> > > > >
> > > > > Curses! FOILed Again !!-An exploration into aluminum foil and
> insanity.w
> > > >
> > > > The new working title is "Bowling For Wereo"
> > > And Bowl for Wereo we do, art. Maybe we can knock down a few GATES, and
> > > smash a few fishtanks down the alleyway, too.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > That would rock, Scott.
> Maybe the front-of-house headsoundmixer will be down the alleyway too.
>
>
And maybe Linda Ronstadt will be there too.
Fat stuff they would need a crane to push you over. 360 pounds and counting
until you explode.
Fuckwittery in the Real World
Mother where art thou ?
The Sex Life of a Virgin
"Make that Extra-Large please"
How to lose friends and alienate people.
--
slumpy
the first
the only
the best
>> The new working title is "Bowling For Wereo"
> And Bowl for Wereo we do, art. Maybe we can knock down a few GATES,
> and smash a few fishtanks down the alleyway, too.
Blowing for W****
> And maybe Linda Ronstadt will be there too.
She used to be so cute - where the fuck did all those extra layers come from
?
Not that she isn't still a bit of a honey, just a very fat one.
You might want to pass this /specialist subject/ over to Scott.
> With a Heave and a Ho artcinco took a deep breath before spouting this
> gibberish:
>
> > And maybe Linda Ronstadt will be there too.
>
> She used to be so cute - where the fuck did all those extra layers come from
> ?
>
> Not that she isn't still a bit of a honey, just a very fat one.
>
> You might want to pass this /specialist subject/ over to Scott.
It's so easy.
> In article <2m7gefF...@uni-berlin.de>, "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net>
> wrote:
>
>> With a Heave and a Ho artcinco took a deep breath before spouting
>> this gibberish:
>>
>> > And maybe Linda Ronstadt will be there too.
>>
>> She used to be so cute - where the fuck did all those extra layers
>> come from ?
>>
>> Not that she isn't still a bit of a honey, just a very fat one.
>>
>> You might want to pass this /specialist subject/ over to Scott.
>
> It's so easy.
Except Scott is obviously struggling to keep his new job down tight, and
find spare time to post on Usenet.
God knows what he does for 16 hours a day.
Did he give you enough dick last night?
ZEIG HEIL!!!!!
>> Except Scott is obviously struggling to keep his new job down tight,
>> and find spare time to post on Usenet.
>>
>> God knows what he does for 16 hours a day.
>>
> No, I'm struggling to find out what happened to that o/ther nazi
> bastard Jerry-Boy.
>
> Did he give you enough dick last night?
>
> ZEIG HEIL!!!!!
Still struggling eh ?
Maybe you should advertise on Craigslist for some one to post for you ?
Let's face it, there's never anything new, so you could probably train a
chimp to do it in a week or so.
Or maybe you /are/ the chimp, and Scott's gone off to work ?
--
slumpy
The Big Question - Scott Lifshine; Schlemeil or Schlmazel ?
Or Both ?
> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:2m7gefF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> With a Heave and a Ho artcinco took a deep breath before spouting
>> this gibberish:
>>
>> > And maybe Linda Ronstadt will be there too.
>>
>> She used to be so cute - where the fuck did all those extra layers
>> come from ?
>>
>> Not that she isn't still a bit of a honey, just a very fat one.
>>
>> You might want to pass this /specialist subject/ over to Scott.
>> --
>> slumpy
>> the first
>> the only
>> the best
>>
>>
> What's the matter, scumballs? Jerry-Boy didn't fuck you up your ass
> hard enough last night? Tell him to go faster.
Poor old Scott.
He has the best part of 18 hours to think of a decent reply, and the best he
can come up with is that I have gay sex with someone who doesn't exist.
Doesn't matter whether he did or not, he was designed for one thing only -
to make Jumbo The Clown do his dance down the fire escape. And boy did he ?
Muwahahaha.
You are so pathetic, Scott. No wonder you have so very few places left to
post your garbage.
> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:2m7gcdF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> With a Heave and a Ho wereoboy took a deep breath before spouting
>> this gibberish:
>>
>> >> The new working title is "Bowling For Wereo"
>>
>> > And Bowl for Wereo we do, art. Maybe we can knock down a few GATES,
>> > and smash a few fishtanks down the alleyway, too.
>>
>> Blowing for W****
>>
> Blowing for J****-Boy
Running From Jerry Boy ?
> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:2m7c58F...@uni-berlin.de...
>> With a Heave and a Ho JSHAY911 took a deep breath before spouting
>> this gibberish:
>>
>> > Bullshit Tales and Broken Scales
>> >
>> > Why Ebay Sucks----A victims true story.
>> >
>> > Exile on Bruckner St.-Diary of a Moron
>> >
>> > WIDELOAD!! The Scott"Ugly Hat" Lifshine Story
>> >
>> > Curses! FOILed Again !!-An exploration into aluminum foil and
>> > insanity.w
>>
>> Fuckwittery in the Real World
>>
>> Mother where art thou ?
>>
>> The Sex Life of a Virgin
>>
>> "Make that Extra-Large please"
>>
>> How to lose friends and alienate people.
>> --
>> slumpy
>> the first
>> the only
>> the best
>>
>>
> Tell J****-Boy a little harder, please...
You tell him, he's watching your apartment building as we speak. And he has
a hard-on with your name on it.
Try me.
> You're sounding more and more like a Waffen SS nazi bastard with each
> passing day again, scummie. Remember what happened to you last time.
> And to your assfucker J****-Boy too. I'd be happy to give you a
> back-to-back repeat.
>
> Try me.
Go for it !!!
Whatever you want me to type, I will type it. Word for word. And you can use
it as evidence against me. Whatever you want.
Go on, try me.
I'm scared.
--
slumpy
Scott "No sense, just nonsense" Lifshine strikes again.
We've seen quite a few of them come and go. Some of you may remember "Ms GB"
from Earthlink and Wesley "Frankenstein" Hutchings for two...
Perhaps it's just a waiting game now. Well, at least I got rid of ONE of the
Waffen SS on this critter's team of two. I've narrowed him down to a team of
one with just one more team member to go bye-bye>>>
Scott
See ??
Call your fucking bluff and you make excuses and run a mile.
FUCKING CHICKENSHIT LOUDMOUTH PUSSY !!!
Muwqahahahahahaha !!
What a fucking waste of bandwidth you are - you make all these threats, just
like last year, and fuck me, it's happening *AWL OVER AGAIN* !!!!!!!!!!!
Muwahahahahahaha !!
What an embarrassing unemployable fat sack of shit you are !
> The only <bluff> who was called here was the Waffen J****-Boy. The
> Waffen's gone now. Why don't you join him, scummy?
Because that was all in your head - this is the /real/ World, where people
who make vague threats and promises they can't back up soon realise what a
silly cunt they look.
> And that boy DOES look stupid, roller. Have you seen how UGLY that
> fucking mullet of his is? My god I'd be scared to be seen in public
> with something like that.
Yeah, you suck up to Dumbass Johnny b Roller, the prick who lost one account
and is desperately trying to lose another.
Just about suits you doesn't it, Chickenboy ?
So here goes, let's see what you can do with this:
Next month I will fly to New York and start blowing up Yellow Cabs until I
get to you.
How does that look ? Threatening enough for you ?
Maybe I should add that I am going to attack the President with wet sponges,
and will blow up a balloon in front of his car ?
I really don't know if that will be enough to get the FBI round here, but if
they do come, ask them to pick up a pint of milk, or someone will have to
have their coffee black.
--
slumpy
A tip for Scott Lifshine: Unskilled and Unaware of It - How Difficulties in
Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments
http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html
Slumpy, you are a lot dumber than I thought. Not being an American I guess
you don't get it, something tells me you might understand a bit better in
the future.
Show us a piccie of you scott.
I've ssen a picture of Slumpy, nothing ot feel embarassed about.
what about you boy. go on let us see what you look like, we can't wait to
see you, spunk boy, bet you canna get a stick big enough to beat off the
chicks with eh ?
> In article <2mcnmoF...@uni-berlin.de>, "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net>
> wrote:
>
>> this is the /real/ World,
>
> hahahaha......wait, you aren't serious are you?
Never.
I'll bet you and slapnuts have weekly circle jerks together fantasizing
about Scott.
> Show us a piccie of you scott.
> I've ssen a picture of Slumpy, nothing ot feel embarassed about.
> what about you boy. go on let us see what you look like, we can't
> wait to see you, spunk boy, bet you canna get a stick big enough to
> beat off the chicks with eh ?
I love the guy so much I use him as my background on some webpages, just for
the craik ;-)
http://www.geocities.com/arnie_rimmer_1999/
> Show us a piccie of you scott.
> I've ssen a picture of Slumpy, nothing ot feel embarassed about.
> what about you boy. go on let us see what you look like, we can't
> wait to see you, spunk boy, bet you canna get a stick big enough to
> beat off the chicks with eh ?
You are talking to someone who doesn't know what a Mullet is - imagine what
lurks beneath the hat :-s
is that him ?
what a cack !
> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:2mcuchF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> With a Heave and a Ho Teotwawki took a deep breath before spouting
>> this gibberish:
>>
>> > Show us a piccie of you scott.
>> > I've ssen a picture of Slumpy, nothing ot feel embarassed about.
>> > what about you boy. go on let us see what you look like, we can't
>> > wait to see you, spunk boy, bet you canna get a stick big enough to
>> > beat off the chicks with eh ?
>>
>> I love the guy so much I use him as my background on some webpages,
>> just for the craik ;-)
>>
>> http://www.geocities.com/arnie_rimmer_1999/
>
> is that him ?
> what a cack !
Gorgeous isn't he ?
Teeh the colour of old ladies' knickers, and a breath to match.
More on the website that nobody visits, that hasn't had an update in 2
years, http://www.californiajam.com, and which still carries a link to a
long-defunct message board.
I was the 431st visitor.
man that's some boot to be flogging, or nuclear warrior.
>> More on the website that nobody visits, that hasn't had an update in
>> 2 years, http://www.californiajam.com, and which still carries a
>> link to a long-defunct message board.
>
> I was the 431st visitor.
>
> man that's some boot to be flogging, or nuclear warrior.
You haven't seen NW have you ?
I won't spoil the surprise then ;-)
Maybe it's time to post Scott singing really badly onto a binaries group or
something.
That's pure comedy ;-)
yeah yeah yeah ! ! !
>
> That's pure comedy ;-)
geez the treats just keep coming today.
>> Maybe it's time to post Scott singing really badly onto a binaries
>> group or something.
>
> yeah yeah yeah ! ! !
>>
>> That's pure comedy ;-)
>
> geez the treats just keep coming today.
I try ;-)
Your guitar pics haven't materialised yet tho :-P
http://www.geocities.com/larry_badgeley/muzak/scott-sings-really-badly.mp3
actually there's a thought for something to do today.
>>
http://www.geocities.com/larry_badgeley/muzak/scott-sings-really-badly.mp3
>
> actually there's a thought for something to do today.
What ? Sing really poorly ?
ZEIG HEIL, SCUMMIE!!!!!
And I just saw something, so...
>>>
I think slimey's in a "whole lotta trouble" right about now, though>>>
again...
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With a Heave and a Ho wereoboy took a deep breath before spouting this
gibberish:
> And that boy DOES look stupid, roller. Have you seen how UGLY that
> fucking mullet of his is? My god I'd be scared to be seen in public
> with something like that.
Yeah, you suck up to Dumbass Johnny b Roller, the prick who lost one account
and is desperately trying to lose another.
Just about suits you doesn't it, Chickenboy ?
So here goes, let's see what you can do with this:
Next month I will fly to New York and start blowing up Yellow Cabs until I
get to you.
How does that look ? Threatening enough for you ?
Maybe I should add that I am going to attack the President with wet sponges,
and will blow up a balloon in front of his car ?
I really don't know if that will be enough to get the FBI round here, but if
Anyway scummie your time is up. STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE AND DON'T MOVE...
Now you're fucking with the good ol' US of A, scumballs. Now see what's
gonna happen to you in the VERY near future, scum-ass haha ;-)
Buh-BYE, scum-ass!
Scott :-)
USA Citizen in Good Standing.
> Ok, wise-ass scumballs. You just lit a match and now you wanna see
> how far the flames are gonna spread, right? That's an imbecile way of
> doing things.
Coming from an expert in that field, I will take it as a compliment.
> Now you're fucking with the good ol' US of A, scumballs. Now see
> what's gonna happen to you in the VERY near future, scum-ass haha ;-)
Yeah, okay, whatever.
See, I'm trembling so much the ground is shaking. Unless that armoured
division I can see is coming to see me....
> Buh-BYE, scum-ass!
Muwahahahaha Fatboy !!
Please note my news server and ISP, and see them still there in a few weeks
time.
Retractions should be posted in a new thread.
> Buh BYE, scummie. I'll see ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
Still here apparently.
Maybe you are talking crap again ??
Muwahahahahaha !!
Yeah, you just saw something worthy of wasting a government official's
time....Fuckwit !!
> "Gazoo" <tyr> wrote in message
> news:TpGdnXtv9ei...@wavecable.com...
>>
>> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>> news:2mcntgF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> > With a Heave and a Ho wereoboy took a deep breath before spouting
>> > this gibberish:
>> >
>> > > And that boy DOES look stupid, roller. Have you seen how UGLY
>> > > that fucking mullet of his is? My god I'd be scared to be seen
>> > > in public with something like that.
>> >
>> > Yeah, you suck up to Dumbass Johnny b Roller, the prick who lost
>> > one account and is desperately trying to lose another.
>> >
>> > Just about suits you doesn't it, Chickenboy ?
>> >
>> > So here goes, let's see what you can do with this:
>> >
>> > Next month I will fly to New York and start blowing up Yellow Cabs
>> > until I get to you.
>> >
>> > How does that look ? Threatening enough for you ?
>> >
>> > Maybe I should add that I am going to attack the President with
>> > wet sponges, and will blow up a balloon in front of his car ?
>> >
>>
>> Slumpy, you are a lot dumber than I thought. Not being an American
>> I guess you don't get it, something tells me you might understand a
>> bit better in the future.
>>
>>
> The nazi bastard's gonna understand, alright...
Muwahahahaha !!
This is /soooo/ funny. watching the all-so-serious Pussy Boys trying so
desperately hard to make this whole FatBoy Fuckwit Fiasco look anything more
than a Fuckwit's pathetic attempt at making me go all scaredy-cat.
Keep it up, Fuckwit and your kiddie crew, keep it up. Most amusing.
I think Scott's a deluded fat fucker who actually /deserves/ a good kicking.
"wereoboy" <scotta...@ixpres.com> wrote in message
news:41025...@news.vic.com...
> I think you're in a whol lotta trouble, scummy...you should've got a
> clue from what I did to you two Aprils ago but apparently you
> didn't...
You should get your first clue you Dumbass Fat Fuckwit.
Nothing you have ever claimed against anyone has come to anything. The only
thing that /has/ ever happened is:
I threatened to come and get you.
You went into hiding.
Jerry threatened to come and get you.
You went into hiding.
Truth hurts, dunnit ?
Specially when you've tied your life up in knots of lies and mistruths.
> I really don't know if that will be enough to get the FBI round here,
> but if they do come, ask them to pick up a pint of milk, or someone
> will have to have their coffee black.
Don't forget the milk.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWN.
Tell them to hurry up, I want to get to the shop before it closes.....
> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:2mcu9vF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> With a Heave and a Ho TAP took a deep breath before spouting this
>> gibberish:
>>
>> > In article <2mcnmoF...@uni-berlin.de>, "slumpy"
>> > <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> this is the /real/ World,
>> >
>> > hahahaha......wait, you aren't serious are you?
>>
>> Never.
>> --
>> slumpy
>> the first
>> the only
>> the best
>>
>>
> You were serious enough two Aprils ago to attract a visit from the
> German SWAT squad, now weren't you ;-)
>
> ZEIG HEIL, SCUMMIE!!!!!
Yeah, that's right Scott, those Krauts get all over Europe.
Man, this guy is a first-class moron.
Does anyone know his medical history ? It's probably posted somewhere like
the rest of his sad Shit life.
what a wierd guy he is, no hope, no future.
> slow as a wet cold week this fella.
Ain't he just ?
> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:2mfdunF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> With a Heave and a Ho Teotwawki took a deep breath before spouting
>> this gibberish:
>>
>> > slow as a wet cold week this fella.
>>
>> Ain't he just ?
> but he wears a nice hat tho, for whatever that's worth.
> a flagon of drunken gin's piss p'raps ?
That much ?
I'll give you a pint of wino's vomit and a copy of his crappy tape.
> We have the place surrounded, throw your weapons down and come out
> with your hands in the air. No sudeen moves. We have you completely
> surrounded. Escape from Scott"s imaginary internet police is
> impossible. I can picture it now. being arrested and tried for this
> stuff. GET REAL Scott.The police have better things to do than to
> waste their time with you. Slumpy isn't going anywhere just like you
> aren't going anywhere. Sort of like Good vs. Evil, King Kong
> vs.Godzilla, Mets vs. Yankees, Redskins vs. Cowboys, Chiefs vs.
> Raiders. The list goes on, Ah being from New York how about Red Sox
> Vs. Yankees.
> HOW BOUT THEM YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meds vs Sanity ?
Honestly, quite how anyone can be stupid enough to drag these dumb charades
out far longer than their usual lifespan is beyond me. But then, how many of
these ridiculous silly claims has he made over the years ?
What am I saying ?
I'm talking about a guy who still thinks all these imaginary people are real
!!!
Scott's only on the side of running away and hiding in a dark corner.
It's what he does best.
In fact, in the light of him losing the job usually kept back for immigrants
and the otherwise unemployable, it would appear that hiding from imaginary
people and staying safe from harm from those that don't actually exist is
the only thing that Scott does right at all.
--
slumpy
the first
the only
the best
Scott :-)
Why do you creeps awlways say that? You always say the same
thing....everyone's happy, everyone's on the payroll...
bzzzzt. nobody likes you everybody hates, think you better go and eat worms.
We all know Snott is a total jackoff and a mental case with no clue of reality.
With his funds rapidly running out, Hat-boy will soon join the legions of New
York homeless scratching a survival in the tunnels and on the streets. Life
for a middle-aged fat boy can, and will be pretty rough, especially when he
doesn't shut up when told to. On the bright side, he'll no longer have
internet access and we won't have to put up with his delusioned life...
Scoot
Then when I visit NY and I am in the city and see Snott with a can in one hand
begging for change & a sign in the other that says "I recorded the Ca Jam and
see where it got me" I will throw a quater at him and demand that he dance in
the middle of 5th Ave at rush hour.
LOL
So speaks Mr Universe.
Oops, sorry, that's Mr Universally-Despised.
And the best you can do for friends is Johnny b Afterbirth and little Mo.
What a fucking Jerk, and his fucking Pussy Boys in tow !!
A lauhging stock and his pets !!!
Must go, got a lot of laughing to do.
--
slumpy
The Big Question - Scott Lifshine; Schlemeil or Schlmazel ?
Or Both ?
> "wereoboy" <scotta...@ixpres.com> wrote in message
> news:4103c...@news.vic.com...
>> "slumpy" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>> news:2mfdunF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> > With a Heave and a Ho Teotwawki took a deep breath before spouting
>> > this gibberish:
>> >
>> > > slow as a wet cold week this fella.
>> >
>> > Ain't he just ?
>> > --
>> > slumpy
>> > the first
>> > the only
>> > the best
>> >
>> >
>> Teotwati was talking about YOU, scum-ass!
>
> bzzzzt. nobody likes you everybody hates, think you better go and eat
> worms.
Poor Scott just never learns.
He thinks he's welcome, like a Nazi at a Bar-Mitzvah.