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iL_WeReo
Nov 9, 2012, 5:14:29 PM11/9/12
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November 19, 2012 at a certain time and on many stations at that time
many many news reports of Lifshine Sightings will come flooding in.
That's because at the annointed time I, the great, mighty and wondrous
Scott Lifshine, the only author who matters on the Internet will
suddenly Appear on awl the televisions from Coast-to-Malaysia and
beyond.
Many long-lost relatives will try to contact me at that time. Many old
classmates and schoolmates will Behold the Glory that they haven't
beheld in years.
Newtork, syndicated television shall never be the same.
This is just planned as the first of FIFTY such Appearances by the
Glorious One on awl the Televisions and the Radios at that time. Oh, I
look old and creepy because I AM old and creepy.
Shall ye Behold the Spectacle beginning on November 19th, 2012. That
is just ten days away. In the meantime please push everything away
from the Televisions so you and yours will have more convenient
bowspace at that time.
I am the only one who matters in and around the cameras. You are not
my peers, you are merely my contemporaries.
There is a caveat. In television production, things can and do go
awfully wrong. I'm mot 100% certain I myself will Appear at the
Annointed Time. Not to fret either way. With fifty tapings under my
belt I'm sure I got some lens time in somewhere and will be spotted.
Rock's out >>>
many many news reports of Lifshine Sightings will come flooding in.
That's because at the annointed time I, the great, mighty and wondrous
Scott Lifshine, the only author who matters on the Internet will
suddenly Appear on awl the televisions from Coast-to-Malaysia and
beyond.
Many long-lost relatives will try to contact me at that time. Many old
classmates and schoolmates will Behold the Glory that they haven't
beheld in years.
Newtork, syndicated television shall never be the same.
This is just planned as the first of FIFTY such Appearances by the
Glorious One on awl the Televisions and the Radios at that time. Oh, I
look old and creepy because I AM old and creepy.
Shall ye Behold the Spectacle beginning on November 19th, 2012. That
is just ten days away. In the meantime please push everything away
from the Televisions so you and yours will have more convenient
bowspace at that time.
I am the only one who matters in and around the cameras. You are not
my peers, you are merely my contemporaries.
There is a caveat. In television production, things can and do go
awfully wrong. I'm mot 100% certain I myself will Appear at the
Annointed Time. Not to fret either way. With fifty tapings under my
belt I'm sure I got some lens time in somewhere and will be spotted.
Rock's out >>>
Scott F.
Nov 9, 2012, 7:00:51 PM11/9/12
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On Nov 9, 4:14 pm, iL_WeReo <caljamsc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> There is a caveat. In television production, things can and do go
> awfully wrong. I'm mot 100% certain I myself will Appear at the
> Annointed Time. Not to fret either way. With fifty tapings under my
> belt I'm sure I got some lens time in somewhere and will be spotted.
> Rock's out >>>
Of course you're issuing a caveat. You're warning us in advance that
>
> There is a caveat. In television production, things can and do go
> awfully wrong. I'm mot 100% certain I myself will Appear at the
> Annointed Time. Not to fret either way. With fifty tapings under my
> belt I'm sure I got some lens time in somewhere and will be spotted.
> Rock's out >>>
you're going to retract this post because it is something you simply
made up. Stop making stuff up.
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