Today I fry a eggplant

[iL_WeReo]

The only way to eat a eggplant is to fry one. I know of no other way
to eat a eggplant, do you? Check the recipes. So today I made "the
only eggplant that matters."

I bought a special skillet in order to fry my eggplant. It's a mess
frying eggplant, but a necessary mess. There's awlways oil and grease
awl over the stove and everywhere else after frying a eggplant. I'm
starting worry about my weight now, frying awl this eggplant. I'm
sorta scared to get on the scale, awlthough last time I was pleasantly
surprised I may not be so this time. I just don't want to chance it.
Perhaps I should leave well-enough alone?

Today I made "the only eggplant that matters." I need to make a new
film, and I need to find a 120 piece orchestra in order to play
Nuclear Warrior so everyone will see how futile rock and roll is
compared to Nuclear Warrior. I'd like to be the orchestra conductor.
Of course I did a concert bigger and better than Woodstock in 1974,
but the homegrown Nuclear Warrior is still better.

[WartRemover]

In article
<f964e78b-548f-4a35...@15g2000vbg.googlegroups.com>,
iL_WeReo <calja...@yahoo.com> wrote:

yep SLOB...PIGs will eat ANYTHING u INFECTED UGLY STINKING PEDO WARTHOG

Shouldn't u and u'r RAT be cuddled up in bed flicking off the ROACHES
while them BED BUGs attack u'r FAT STANKy ASS?

Let the others decide about u'r PIG FACE:

http://www.catchtherainbow.com/PedoShine/Moose2.jpg

BTW tell us who u are feeling up u SICK FAT SHIT
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"The world has moved on, leaving the non-entity Scott Lifshine in its wake"
-Greendistantstar

oWo
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