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The Doors + AC/DC = Danzig!!

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Jul 7, 2007, 11:49:46 PM7/7/07
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Back from my SuperJew World tour of non-acdc newsgroups, the NY Yid of
Tid returns to grace you with the following instant classic (eheh):

If only Stiff Upper Lip sounded like Danzig's self-titled debut! LOL!
If you want to hear Morrison vocal phrasings and Angus style open
power chords, grab this cd. It could be an addendum to Back In Black!
Since I've always subscribed to the old school of rock, I had only
been familiar with "Mother." Little did I know that the rest of the CD
was one giant creamy orgasm of sounds!ehe -D, NYC "New York City has
the zoo, aquarium, museums, fashion center, diamond center, U.N.,
Statue of Liberty; and it's got the Yanks and the Mets; and it's got
every kind of food but lousy; and it's the home of the one-namers like
Harrison, Dustin, Calvin, Katie, Rosie, Bianca, Bernadette, Matt,
Bryant, Vanessa, Julia, Halle, Gwyneth, Donald, Ivana, Puffy" - CINDY
ADAMS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The people of New York are
proud of their state and proud to be at the 'center of the universe.'
Everything revolves around New York." - JOHN T. WHITE, WORLD RESERVE
MONETARY EXCHANGE.."I feel safe in New York City" - AC/DC.."In New
York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte,
Montana, you're going to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" ehehee -
LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island, NY - umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer).."In New York, freedom looks like too many
choices" - U2.."Ramblin' outa the wild West, leavin' the towns I love
the best. Thought I'd seen some ups and down.."Til I come into New
York town. People goin' down to the ground. Buildings goin' up to the
sky..I swung on to my old guitar..grabbed hold of a subway car..and
after a rocking, reeling, rolling ride..I landed up on the downtown
side; Greenwich Village (mecca of folk)" - BOB DYLAN (b. Zimmerman,
sweet Jew, "Voice of a Generation," Top 100 selling artist of all-
time).."What I took back, because of my exposure to the Jewish music
of the '30s and the '40s in my upbringing with my father, was that
kind of theatrical songwriting. It was always a part of my character.
This desire to make people laugh" - PETE TOWNSHEND.."A hustle here and
a hustle there - New York City is the place where they say - hey babe,
take a walk on the wild side" - LOU REED (family changed name from
Rabinowitz, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."1/3 of all American
multimillionaires are tallied as Jewish; 45% of the Top 40 of the
Forbes 400 richest Americans are Jewish, yet they comprise a measly 2%
of the American population" - STEVEN SILBIGER ("The Phenomenon of The
Jews" - 2000).."'Cause everyone's your friend in New York City..And
everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty..The streets
are paved with diamonds and there's just so much to see..But the best
thing about New York City is you and me..Statue of Liberty, Staten
Island Ferry, Co-op City, Katz's and Tiffany's..Central Park, Brooklyn
Bridge, The Empire State where Dylan lived..Coney Island and Times
Square, Rockefeller Center..Wish I was there" - THEY MIGHT BE
GIANTS.."If we were forced to choose just one, there would be no way
to deny that Judaism is the most important intellectual development in
human history" - DAVID GELERTNER, Yale University Professor.."Five
Jewish men influenced the history of Western civilization: Moses said
the law is everything. Jesus said love is everything. Marx said
capital is everything. Freud said sex is everything. Einstein said
everything is relative!" ehe.."My mom was Jewish, so some would call
me Jewish. My background is very much that style of writing, Neil
Simon (sweet NYer) and Mel Brooks (sweet Nyer), and 'Your Show of
Show' guys are what I grew up loving. So, I probably drew on my New
York background and my Jewish background for that, sure" - MATTHEW
BRODERICK (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."Perhaps my own personal
early background, a thoroughly anti-Semitic culture, enables me to
perceive more clearly than most certain realities of Jewish-Gentile
relations in the US. Anti-Semites, whether of the truly vicious or
almost casual type, perceive Jews as inferior...On the contrary, they
are superior" - STEVE ALLEN.."I'd work to make it hip again to spend
time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father
and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New
York" - GERALDO RIVERA..."From New York - the grestest city in the
world!" - LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (Ed Sullivan Theatre - placed
The Beatles on the musical map!).."The Olympics could go anywhere
else? Where else is there? New York is everything else. Go right,
there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown, Harlem. Midtown,
Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a cheap way to have
relatives" eh - JOAN RIVERS (b. Molinksy, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet,
Jewish NYer).."I moved into my apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw
the worst but also the best of New York. Its people are glorious,
marvelous. The best. First-run movies? We got it. Tops in theater? We
got it. Ballet, opera, circus, concerts. More culture here, more in
the way of arts than anywhere in the world. New York is the Athens of
today" - MATT DAMON.."If I'd lived in Roman times, I'd have lived in
Rome. Where else? Today America is the Roman Empire and New York is
Rome itself" - JOHN LENNON (one of NY's most famous adoptive sons,
Strawberry Fields Memorial, Central Park - world's most famous
recreational park).."New York City is the central home for this
entire
planet. The Olympics draws contestants from all countries. Wherever
they come from we've got a family for them, a neighborhood for them,
a
group who speak their language, cook their food, support their
religion, understand their needs. We have someone for everyone" -
JUDGE
JUDY (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."I'm a spiritual person, I'm an
American, I'm a Jew, and all of those things influence every breath I
take, everywhere I go" - MANDY PATINKIN.."I am just a plain Jew; I
mean
I have no training" eh - BEBE NEUWIRTH.."If you elect me the first
Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!"
eh
- KINKY FRIEDMAN & THE TEXAS JEWBOYS.."It will be interesting to see
what transpires from this move back to New York. With my
grandchildren
grown now, and my family all involved in their own lives and their
own
business, I no longer feel I need to be right there. I need to be
back
in New York theatrical society" - ANGELA LANSBURY (80-years-old, on
buying a new home in the Big Apple).."Despite the fact that we can
play
for 18,000 people in Chicago, it's far more important to do better in
New York" - ROBERT PLANT (1973).."Well, I play Jews and parrots.
Parrots are how I've branched out" eh - GILBERT GOTTFRIED (sweet
NYer).."I never knew any Jews until I got into show business. I've
found them to be real smart and good workers" - LORETTA LYNN.."It
must
have been born in me. I've been doing it since I was 7 years old.
Maybe
it was my family-we're very dramatic..we're Jews" - MARLEE MATLIN
(Oscar for best actress - Children of a Lesser God).."I never heard
Archie's kind of talk in my own family. My father was a lawyer in
partnership with two Jews, who were close to us" - CAROLL
O'CONNOR.."That the Jews are connected with God in a special way and
that God does not allow that bond to fail is entirely obvious. We
wait
for the instant in which Israel will say yes to Christ, but we know
that it has a special mission in history now...which is significant
for
the world" - POPE BENEDICT XVI..I perceive the world, especially
American society as a kaleidoscope. The brighter each particle
shines,
the better for society as a whole and certainly for each ethnic
component of it. My particle is the Jewish one" - THEODORE
BIKEL.."I'm
Catholic, he's Jewish, and it was just easier to elope" eh - MARG
HELGENBERGER..."I've always felt robbed of something by
people not knowing I was a Jew" - PIPER LAURIE (b. Rosetta
Jacobs).."I
decided at age 9, but I was reinforced at age 13 when a teacher told
me
I had talent. I can't say she really motivated me because I already
knew. I knew I had talent. I went to the Jewish community theater and
got in plays there. Then I went for the movies" - RICHARD DREYFUSS
(b.
Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."People ask how can a Jewish
kid
from the Bronx do preppy clothes? Does it have to do with class and
money? It has to do with dreams" - RALPH LAUREN (insert you know what
here!ehe).."People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name
from Rabinowitz" - NATHAN LANE.."One of the great mysteries that has
always puzzled me is how Jews, who account for such a tiny fraction of
the world's population, have been able to achieve so much and excel in
so many different fields - science, music, medicine, literature, arts,
business and more. If you listed the most influential people of the
last hundred years, three at the top of the list would be Einstein,
Freud and Marx; all were Jews. Many more belong on the list, yet Jews
comprise at most less than 3 percent of the United States population.
They are an amazing people.
Imagine the persecution they endured over the centuries: pogroms,
temple burnings, Cossack raids, uprootings of families, their
dispersal
to the winds and the Holocaust. After the Diaspora, they could not
own
land or worship in much of the world; they were prohibited from
voting
and were told where to live. Yet their children survived and Jews
became by far the most accomplished people per capita that the world
has ever produced" - MARLON BRANDO (excerpt from "SONGS MY MOTHER
TAUGHT ME")
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