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Payin off her Bar bill

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OldMan Zeke

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Aug 19, 2009, 9:35:58 PM8/19/09
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A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the barman and says "I'll have a
pint of Fosters please mate". The barman happily obliges and says
"That'll be 3 cents please." The customer is astonished. "That's great",
he says. "How much are your cigars?" "Those are two cents", says the
barman. "Really!" says the customer. "I'll have five boxes of those", he
says. "While I'm here, give me a case of that booze as well". The barman
gives him the booze.
The customer can't resist asking what's up with this bar. "Are you the
owner of this place?" he asks. "No" says the barman, "He's upstairs with
my wife". "What's he doing to her?" Asks the customer, trying to be
polite. "The same thing I 'm doing to his business", says the barman.

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