Cher found Dead

wma...@yahoo.com

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Feb 5, 2008, 9:54:50 PM2/5/08

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The 70's pop singer "Cher" was found dead
today of an apparent drug over-dose. She was
found by room service in an Upper East Side
hotel(Mark Hotel). Beside her bed was a note
saying she should have picked up the Gentile
Armenian-Italian guy from New Jersey and
that she knew that Madonna and Harrison Ford
were going to kill him sooner or later.

No autopsy is planned and she will be buried
beside the late "Gregg Allman" in Daytona.

Terry Lomax

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Feb 5, 2008, 11:56:33 PM2/5/08

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In article <aa9696be-6ded-44dc...@v46g2000hsv.googlegroups.com>,
wma...@yahoo.com says...

I'm really suspicious of this post. I've been watching FOX news for some
mention of her death but all I'm getting is election news. Anyone else getting
any information?

Dick Waterman

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Feb 6, 2008, 12:06:37 AM2/6/08

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>
> >No autopsy is planned and she will be buried
> >beside the late "Gregg Allman" in Daytona.
>
> I'm really suspicious of this post. I've been watching FOX news for some
> mention of her death but all I'm getting is election news. Anyone else getting
> any information?

The first clue should be that the "late Gregg Allman" is not late at
all. It's his brother (Duane) who died young.

Polonius...@excite.com

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Feb 6, 2008, 12:16:26 AM2/6/08

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Think the OP is a POS.

Wyle Coyote

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Feb 6, 2008, 12:28:42 AM2/6/08

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What's even sadder is in death, she's still probably more alive than
you.

artistforever

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Feb 6, 2008, 1:30:29 AM2/6/08

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How do you know how alive I am.? You dont know me.What are u
smokin ,dude man.

Im sorry do mean Harrison Ford ,movie star and Madonna singer.

For what reason .This post is really hard to believe.Cher dying
yes.The rest is pure B<>S.

But Ford and Madonna in volved in murder, No,Hell no.

Roofshadow

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Feb 6, 2008, 2:02:32 AM2/6/08

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In article
<87b7c081-7736-4813...@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
Dick Waterman <Jinx...@aol.com> wrote:

I was actually wondering how they'd tell she's dead.

--
Roofshadow

Terry Lomax

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Feb 6, 2008, 6:31:33 AM2/6/08

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In article <Roofshadow2004-DA8...@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
Roofshadow says...

I honestly don't think she's dead. I've checked all the news sites repeatedly
and still no mention of her dying. I'm really starting to think this post is a
hoax.

Matthew Kruk

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Feb 6, 2008, 6:37:16 AM2/6/08

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Wake up. Smell coffee and roses. It's a bullshit post. Purports to be from
Yahoo but is actually from Google.

Ignore.

gator enforcer

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Feb 6, 2008, 6:59:36 AM2/6/08

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Cher will live until she's 100. She'll be wheeled around in her
wheelchair much like Zsa Zsa is now by Prince Von Ahole.

Hell Toupee

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Feb 6, 2008, 7:27:13 AM2/6/08

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Terry Lomax wrote:

Look at the OP's email handle: wmanzo. That's Wayne Manzo, the
notorious netkook. Don't you remember him? He's genuinely nuts. It's
not really funny, but his posts sure are. Do a google groups search
on some of his past postings. He had a memorable thing going about
Madonna and space aliens, just to give one example.

It's the Principle!

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Feb 6, 2008, 7:29:09 AM2/6/08

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Wyle Coyote <wylec...@post.com> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:

When someone wants to pull ahoax, they really need to study up more and
at least try to come off believable. This goes to show that it's true
people will only attempt to scam up to their own mental capacity.
Luckily, most scammer are utter morons.

--
Brandy Alexandre

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he
never would be found out. -- Thomas Babington Macaulay

It's the Principle!

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Feb 6, 2008, 7:30:06 AM2/6/08

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artistforever <ge...@123quo.com> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:

Unless you're claiming to be the original poster, what are you babbling
about?

Nancy2

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Feb 6, 2008, 11:04:49 AM2/6/08

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> and still no mention of her dying. I'm really starting to think this post is a
> hoax.

What was your first clue, Sherlock?

N.

Al Nakba

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Feb 6, 2008, 1:20:09 PM2/6/08

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On Feb 5, 6:54 pm, wma...@yahoo.com wrote:

Cherodactyl?

R H Draney

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Feb 6, 2008, 2:21:15 PM2/6/08

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Matthew Kruk filted:

>
>Wake up. Smell coffee and roses. It's a bullshit post. Purports to be from
>Yahoo but is actually from Google.

There's a difference?...r

--
What good is being an executive if you never get to execute anyone?

donnal...@gmail.com

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Feb 7, 2008, 7:28:06 PM2/7/08

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Not true! It was announced tonight on ET and in the newspaper USAtoday
and on Google news that:
The indestructible diva, who retired from touring in 2005, will star
in a song-and-dance spectacle starting May 6 at the 4,100-seat
Colosseum in Caesars Palace. She'll perform four shows weekly for one
month, then return mid-August through early October, leapfrogging
stints with Bette Midler. Her pact with promoter AEG Live extends
three years.

So, she is back!
donnalynne

Jim Shaffer

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Feb 8, 2008, 10:31:46 PM2/8/08

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On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 21:06:37 -0800 (PST), Dick Waterman
<Jinx...@aol.com> wrote:

>The first clue should be that the "late Gregg Allman" is not late at
>all. It's his brother (Duane) who died young.

No, the first clue should be that Wayne Manzo is a flaming psycho.

Dave of Kan

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Feb 9, 2008, 12:45:32 PM2/9/08

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No, that's incorrect. Cher's vagina was found dead, with a popsicle
sticking out of it.

You people have it wrong. Cher is much alive but her vagina is dead.
Cher has been frigid all her adult life. She is frigid now. She will
die frigid.