The TV schedule says Tomorrow and Friday

[wereoawl]

I told you I'm coming in hot 'n heavy from now on on the syndicated network
Televisions. It's very easy to know when to Bow. Awl you have to do is go to
the website. They're showing previews and everything. Curiously, I didn't
see the Divinity on the Previews. Perhaps I need to take a better look.

And perhaps someone stepped in front of between me and the cameras again. Oh
well. That's how it goes sometimes. I am the only one who matters on the
Radios and the Televisions doin' it Jarl Sigurd style.

I want to be voted Kook Of The Month again.

[%]

there are no awards any more

[wereoawl]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:eb2dnU4Eo8Tyk3fN...@giganews.com...

Oh fuck.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

%, in <news:eb2dnU4Eo8Tyk3fN...@giganews.com> did thusly
write:

> wereoawl wrote:
>> I want to be voted Kook Of The Month again.

Then do something kooky. So far, you've not.

> there are no awards any more

Oh yes, there are.

--

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Given that some butthurt kook keeps cancelling the roster posts, they
are now included in each of my posts.

Spin, kooky, spin! <snicker>

Here follows the official Dec 2012 alt.usenet.kooks voting roster:

[+] is an 'aye' vote.
[-] is a 'nay' vote.
[ ] (blank) is an abstention.
[X] is a FNVW decreed award.

Vote early, vote often!

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Adam H. Kerman
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month (kae00r$oh2$5...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kaedsk$foo$1...@dont-email.me)
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Albatross
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Bit Rot
[ ]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award (k9fqsl$daq$2...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
(76ffcab6-edfd-4a19...@t5g2000vba.googlegroups.com)
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Checkmate
[ ]= Bruce Dollep "Squicky Kink" Award (ka3do2$jgm$6...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award (k9jolu$ie9$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(k9mkg1$lk0$5...@dont-email.me)
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Cipher (aka Dave A Coward)
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Cujo DeSockPuppet
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (kb7jfg$eor$1...@speranza.aioe.org)
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Danny Serlet (Scatboi)
[ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (kansfi$kcd$1...@news.albasani.net)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Ehmett bin Gulley
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (kamdde$e4f$4...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Emmett BADASS Gulley
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Emmett The Circus Monkey
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Fred Hall
[ ]= Fred Hall "Trapped in the Petting Zoo" Award
(k9jmqu$18v$5...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Tinfoil Cross with Fig Leaf Cluster (k9k9u1$das$9...@dont-email.me)
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Bit Rot
(kaotaf$d1f$1...@dont-email.me)
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Gary Burnore
[ ]= Balsa Gavel Award (k9eh5v$e9e$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award
(kaf7uq$709$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k9eh5v$e9e$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(k9jkvu$18v$1...@dont-email.me)
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Heinrich
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Irkin Invader Zim / cain...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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K Wills
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kamdlu$e4f$6...@dont-email.me)
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Marvin the Martian
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award
(chine.bleu-1B106...@news.eternal-september.org)
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Murphy (aka CastAlone, hundreds more nyms)
[ ]= Sheldon K00ker Compulsive Behavior Award (as TOSEM)
(ka2mg0$f1c$1...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award (as Paul)
(kal7ul$dac$1...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart (as RF)
(kbk0om$4jm$3...@dont-email.me)
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NoSpamAtAll
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award (k9jobt$18v$6...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Bruce Dollep "Squicky Kink" Award (ka3do2$jgm$6...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k9jobt$18v$6...@dont-email.me)
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Sn!pe
[ ]= Tinfoil Star (k9mlad$lk0$8...@dont-email.me)
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SpambustЯ
[ ]= Tinfoil Star (kab43r$pd$1...@dont-email.me)
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The Revd
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award
(XnsA1365623FB90l...@94.75.214.39)
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This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
Terms Of Use
[ ]= Tinfoil Star (as Sgt. Nutters' Only Darts Club Banned)
(k9ujr8$aqi$1...@dont-email.me)
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GROUP NOMINEES:
Albatross, Cujo DeSockpuppet, Irkin Invader Zim, Bit Rot, and Gary
Burnore
[ ]= Ministry of Circle Jerks (k9k01m$iku$1...@dont-email.me)
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[TiA]

In article <kcd25j$ukm$1...@dont-email.me>,

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE u'r BIG FAT DISEASED PEDO SLOB ASS u SICK PIG
--
"Scott Lifshine, making idiots look smart since 1984" ~Desk Rabbit 2010

[iL_WeReo]

On Jan 6, 8:42 pm, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

<F...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> %, in <news:eb2dnU4Eo8Tyk3fN...@giganews.com> did thusly
> write:
>
> > wereoawl wrote:
> >> I want to be voted Kook Of The Month again.
>
> Then do something kooky. So far, you've not.

Yes. The kooky thing is this string of newtork syndicated Television
Appearances, hundreds of them I'm currently doing in fact.
Unfortunately the exact time, show etc has not been made widely
available yet. But trust me they are taking place on awl the
Televisions. I fully expect someone to make me on this show, actually
shows at anytime. I am astonished no-one has made me yet. At the very
least there are many, many more Appearances coming up this month right
on into March. Either way, like at least one other poster said you are
to be commended for awl the work and caring you constantly put into
this project!

Was it you who listed the other AUK awards I've won besides KotM? If
you have that information handy can you please post it again so I can
start sigging it again? If not don't bother, you do enough already.

[iL_WeReo]

In article
<4bb0fd19-b38d-4ce4...@b8g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,

I wish that they had a pedophile child molester of the decade i could get
--
It was consensual. �If you read the posts you'd see those kids were
coming on to ME. �The camp had an open door policy and I wasn't about
to discourage them. �You won't find a judge in the country who
wouldn't toss that case out on its own merits! �It's really not
surprising because I am AWL that matters! -Scot Lifshine Sat, Sep 30 2006