Spit out the gunk, you whistle-lisping mushmouth.
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Vocal lyricist: Will Dockery
Guest flautist: Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
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Okay - Wurzel Stodge Wombat.
Dammit, your whole recording's gunk.
Rob
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Heh... so you you admit you have a mouth stuffed with gunk.
Stick to quack.
I nailed your sound last year -
''Today wasssth/tweet/ po-weths day...''
As heard on your whistle-lisping, gunkmouthed chopped-up-prose performance
recording... heh.
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>Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> >> >> >You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just
>a
>> >> >> >little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
>> >> >> >though a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>> >>
>> >> >> Wizzle Stupp Wummung.
>> >>
>> >> >Spit out the gunk,
>> >>
>> >> Okay - Wurzel Stodge Wombat.
>> >
>> >Heh... so you you admit you have a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>> >
>> Just trying to reproduce the way ya sound.
>
>I nailed your sound last year -
>
>''Today wasssth/tweet/ po-weths day...''
>
What was that, you said?
Ah, yes - Duck Stub Whammin.
As usual, you manage to "nail" your own webbed foot.
As heard on your whistle-lisping, gunkmouthed chopped-up-prose performance
recording... heh.
> What was that, you said?
Or as /you/ would say - ''What wasssth/tweet/, you th-//tweet//ed...'?'
Funny that the first thing you'd think of is spitting out the gunk.
(Do you still get paid, then?)
No surprise there.
While his entire professional life consists in spitting out the
gunk, in his "Performance Art" life, he LUUUves it too much to do
that.
O, The Artistic Sacrifices.
There was an old sucker of gunk
Whose "recording career" was plain sunk
When his sound all went south
From his stuffing his mouth
With his LUUve for his audience' junk.
Trust you to be able to tell that from the sound alone, hunh.
No wonder he spends all his time ru... ah, staggering around in
circles.
I never denied that I love creating and performing the art... in fact, if
that element wasn't there it would hardly be worth doing, Amanda.
You being nothing but another jeering heckler, no surprise that you don't
''get'' that aspect of poetry and performance art, Amanda.
--
Truck Stop Woman
Looks like Mushmouth should be wheeled in next time, judging from the
photographs <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> ... I feel sorry for the pathetic
little crone.
--
Truck Stop Woman
Yes, I've heard Rob's whistle-lisping recording.
> Amanda wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>> > Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
>>
>>>You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
>>>little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
>>>through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>>
>> Trust you to be able to tell that from the sound alone
>
> Yes, I've heard Rob's whistle-lisping recording.
Take note of another example of pure irony.
Not at all, Mushmouth. Your gunkmouthed whistle-lisping is instantly
noticable on your chopped-up-prose recording.
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> In message
> <48a8ddc9-d8fe-4789...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>, our
> resident King Dumbass squits
>
>> Amanda wrote:
>>
>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>> > Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
>>>
>>>> You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
>>>> little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
>>>> through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>>>
>>>
>>> Trust you to be able to tell that from the sound alone
>>
>>
>> Yes, I've heard Rob's whistle-lisping recording.
>>
> But Duck Stub Whammin proves you're hearing-impaired.
>
> Rob
The impairment isn't aural.
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>Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>>You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
>>>little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
>>>through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>>
>>>Yes, I've heard Rob's whistle-lisping recording.
>>
>> you're hearing-impaired.
>
>Not at all, Mushmouth. Your gunkmouthed whistle-lisping is instantly
>noticable on your chopped-up-prose recording.
>
No, listen.
Try harder.
Ready?
Duck Stub Whammin.
Q.E.D.
You accidentally snipped the link.
Apparently comes from a combination of Rob's rotten teeth and his mushmouth.
> Amanda wrote:
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
>>>>>>little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
>>>>>>through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>>>>>
>>>>>Trust you to be able to tell that from the sound alone
>>>>
>>>>Yes, I've heard Rob's whistle-lisping recording.
>>
>>The impairment
>
>
> Apparently comes from a combination of Rob's rotten teeth and his mushmouth.
>
You really miss Vera, don't you.
Thanks for the critique, but a listen to my recording [link below]
will reveal that the ''unintelligibilty'' problem is in your own head,
you senile crone.
>Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> >>You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
>> >>>little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
>> >>>through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>>
>> >>>Yes, I've heard Rob's whistle-lisping recording.
>>
>> >> you're hearing-impaired.
>>
>> >Not at all, Mushmouth. Your gunkmouthed whistle-lisping is instantly
>> >noticable on your chopped-up-prose recording.
>>
>> For you, intelligibility is a lost cause.
>
>Thanks for the critique, but a listen to my recording [link below]
>will reveal that the ''unintelligibilty'' problem is in your own head,
>you senile crone.
>
I've listened to many of your "recordings" (Duckrish for gargling with
"noises off") and, like Duck Stub Whammin, they all demonstrate that for
you, intelligibility is a lost cause.
Rob
Mushmouth's burbling whistle-lisping ''poetry'' performance:
http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet
As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every post, as
you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.
Posted: 15 Oct 2007 07:59 Post subject: Rob Evans: Mushmouth Poet
http://tinyurl.com/rob-evans-review
My opinion of the "poem" and "performance" by Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans:
It /is/ a pretty much proven fact that Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans is a whistle
lisping bore... I'll let the individual listeners decide on that, though.
The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound Rob Evans
produces may not be a speech defect or the result of rotten teeth and/or a
stroke but actually is just an example of an unexceptional performer of no
special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptional
"poem".
...and you just can't get over it, Mushmouth.
Try to get over it and stop whining and lying... never mind, that's
apparently impossible for you.
> For you, intelligibility is a lost cause.
You seem to have comprehension problems... and an obvious jealousy of my
superior abilities, Mushmouth.
>>Thanks for the critique, but a listen to my recording [link below]
>>will reveal that the ''unintelligibilty'' problem is in your own head, you
senile crone.
>>
> I've listened to many of your "recordings"
Thanks, that's what the links are here for.
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As was predicted, Duckstub, you're lying still. Every post? Hardly.
You're the one who has to respond to EVERYBODY that despises you. The
rest of us can minimise our efforts by batting you back and forth. I ca
sit back and watch most of your slime trails chasing other people.
> as
>you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
>whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
>''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
How can you "nail anything" when your idea of clarity is Duckrish
gargling like Duck Stub Whammin?
You're addicted to your unspeakable shit and for you, intelligibility is
a lost cause.
Rob
Not at all, Mushmouth... in fact, I've proven /you/ to be the liar many
times over.
> You're the one who has to respond to EVERYBODY
Wrong again, liar... but I /will/ continue to set the record straight and
correct the lies written about me.
> >you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
> >whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
> >''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
>
> How can you "nail anything"
I did, which is why you had to snip the post, Mushmouth.
Here it is again, to set the record straight.
Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
>>You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
>>little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
>>through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
>>>
>>Yes, I've heard your whistle-lisping recording.
>>
>>Your gunkmouthed whistle-lisping is instantly
>>noticable on your chopped-up-prose recording.
Mushmouth's burbling whistle-lisping ''poetry'' performance:
http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet
As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every post, as
you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.
Your comprehension problem has been noted several times before, so this
comes as no surprise, Meat.
--
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http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars
>
> Rob
> --
> Rob Evans
>
Robbie: when you use one of the socks you "never use", you shouldn't
sign your own name to the posts. Food for thought.
Not a sock but a relatively new ISP I've been trying in the hope of
isolating spam from my actual e-mail address. Hence the distinctive
name so I know what the bots are tracking.
I sign with my REAL name because it isn't a sock to deceive people and
I'll be dumping the Corazon (most of the original crew round here will
understand the reference) as soon as is convenient.
However I agree on one point - if you should ever have a thought, you
should definitely feed it.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
Heh... apparently he's going from Mushmouth to Mushbrain as his yearly
meltdown continues...
Sure looks like one, Mushbrain.
> In message
> <8f3b6002-2c52-4c11...@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>, George
> Dance <george...@yahoo.ca> writes
>>On Jul 16, 3:15 am, Rafael Corazon <P...@sky.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Rob
>>> --
>>> Rob Evans
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Robbie: when you use one of the socks you "never use", you shouldn't sign
>>your own name to the posts. Food for thought.
>>
>>
> Dear George,
>
> Not a sock but a relatively new ISP I've been trying in the hope of
> isolating spam from my actual e-mail address. Hence the distinctive name
> so I know what the bots are tracking.
>
> I sign with my REAL name because it isn't a sock to deceive people and
> I'll be dumping the Corazon (most of the original crew round here will
> understand the reference) as soon as is convenient.
>
> However I agree on one point - if you should ever have a thought, you
> should definitely feed it.
Dancing George is over-eager to flame on about those who torment him.
You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
--
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http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars
> >Mushmouth's burbling whistle-lisping ''poetry'' performance:
> > >
> > >http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet
> > >
> > >As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every
post... in fact, I've proven /you/ to be the liar many
> times over.
>
> > You're the one who has to respond to EVERYBODY
>
> Wrong again, liar... but I /will/ continue to set the record straight and
> correct the lies written about me.
>
> > >you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
> > >whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
> > >''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
> >
> > How can you "nail anything"
>
> I did, which is why you had to snip the post, Mushmouth.
>
> Here it is again, to set the record straight.
>
> Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
> >Will Dockery wrote...
> >
> >>You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
> >>little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
> >>through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
> >>>
> >>Yes, I've heard your whistle-lisping recording.
> >>
> >>Your gunkmouthed whistle-lisping is instantly
> >>noticable on your chopped-up-prose recording.
>
> Mushmouth's burbling whistle-lisping ''poetry'' performance:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet
>
> As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every post,
as
> you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
> whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
> ''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> suck more cock
>
> You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
You seem to not need to practice... heh.
While you seem to be getting ''Blownapart'' in the glory holes regularly,
from your choice of names... heh.
> On Jul 16, 3:15 am, Rafael Corazon <P...@sky.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Rob
>>--
>>Rob Evans
>>
>
>
>
> Robbie: when you use one of the socks you "never use", you shouldn't
> sign your own name to the posts. Food for thought.
>
jesusfuck, no wonder you're starving.
>
> -- Mushbrain
>
When you want to poast using a sock, you really shouldn't sign the
psot with your own name, you know.
"Flame on"? Yeh, he /does/ rather think he's fantastic...
> "George Dance" wrote...
>
>>Rafael Corazon <P...@sky.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Rob
>>>--
>>>Rob Evans
>>
>>Robbie: when you use one of the socks you "never use", you shouldn't
>>sign your own name to the posts. Food for thought.
>
>
> Heh... apparently he's going from Mushmouth to Mushbrain as his yearly
> meltdown continues...
>
O, my, look who's sucking each others' cocks in public again.
(That way, they /both/ find something small enough to appreciate
their Ministries.)
Yeah, Mushmouth's been doing that lately.
Anyway, in Shadowville news, a new venue opened last night in
Shadowville. Gene-0 Woolfolk attended the grand opening of Oasis in
downtown Shadowville last night, here's his report -
''...Kevin Rewis has taken over dj'ing @ Oasis. I gave him a copy of
Shadowville Speedway 2008. Truck Stop Woman played right after Sweet
Home Alabama around 12am. Downtown was packed and so was Oasis with
their grand opening...''
Truck Stop Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Guitar/vocals: Henry Conley
Vocal lyricist: Will Dockery
Guest flautist: Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
Live @ Pat's Place Americus, Ga
So you have guests in the back room... thanks for sharing that.
Heh.
And you always claim you're above comic books.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
Thanks for watching and commenting...
I stopped drinking, not eating.
Cheshire Bridge Road
Early Sunday morning walking with you on Cheshire Bridge Road
passing sound of radio.
Gee, I think it'd be nice to have a couple of cups of coffee with you
and watch morning come.
Walking on Cheshire Bridge Road early Sunday morning with you
barefoot in the dew.
Sunlight burns away until the fog is gone
and brings in the dawn.
Every time I see your face
it reminds me of music.
Every time I see your face
across that bar.
Early Sunday morning walking with you down Cheshire Bridge Road
passing sound of radio.
Still would like to have a couple of cups of coffee with you
and watch morning come.
Words - Will Dockery
Music - Gene Woolfolk and Henry Conley
I didn't really know her that well, but I hope she's doing okay.
I just did.