you can join me.
~Tori~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://come.to/lillepus (that's me.)
http://welcome.to/alt.music.ash
(that's our FAQ and more.)
http://www.laric.com/lillepus/ashmain.htm
(that's my ashlinks-page)
alrighty then :)
well you're not anymore.
but can you tell your mates to get the fuck out of here please.
Dec x
we will soon enough, don't fear.
But I'm taking Cill with me to meet bebby :)
anjinho
>
>
> but can you tell your mates to get the fuck out of here please.
What if those mates happen to like Ash and have read the FAQ... eh? eh?
I happen to worship Rick like a God alongside BM.
love
Mash
Excelling is my business. So is not excelling.
I'm impressed actually.
but don't mention BM.
>>I'm impressed actually.
>>but don't mention BM.
>>
>>
>Brian Molko ??
>
no Brian Molko is allright.
Chris just has a thing about Brian May
ARGH NO I SAID IT!!
>
>Dec <d...@m-gurk.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:81ra0u$nhi$1...@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
>>
>> well you're not anymore.
>>
>> but can you tell your mates to get the fuck out of here please.
>>
>> Dec x
>
>we will soon enough, don't fear.
>
>But I'm taking Cill with me to meet bebby :)
>
>anjinho
>
>>
>>
>
>
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
gonna read the amm and amr posts all of them, tonite now
>
>Steve skrev i meldingen <81u9ui$at9$7...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>
>>>I'm impressed actually.
>>>but don't mention BM.
>>>
>>>
>>Brian Molko ??
>>
>
>
>no Brian Molko is allright.
>Chris just has a thing about Brian May
>ARGH NO I SAID IT!!
>
>
>
>
brian may rules
> >no Brian Molko is allright.
> >Chris just has a thing about Brian May
> >ARGH NO I SAID IT!!
> >
> brian may rules
I'm afraid he quite literally rules my world. I love you already Cill.
love (see)
Mash
Get connected, you can throw away your fleshy parts and become one
beautiful core
> >>I'm impressed actually.
> >>but don't mention BM.
> >>
> >Brian Molko ??
>
> no Brian Molko is allright.
> Chris just has a thing about Brian May
> ARGH NO I SAID IT!!
Brian Molko is not alright. And BM is far more than alright. [kneels]
[motions to everyone else to kneel to] Suit yourselves then heathens!
Mash
Smug in the knowledge that I have a smug face
I killed them both yesterday BTW
> > Brian Molko is not alright. And BM is far more than alright. [kneels]
> > [motions to everyone else to kneel to] Suit yourselves then heathens!
>
> I killed them both yesterday BTW
Despite your blasphemy, you are a sinister character, which I commend
you for totally :)
love
Mash
BM BM At the top in every way
>
> BM BM At the top in every way
top of the funeral pyre that is :)
> > BM BM At the top in every way
>
> top of the funeral pyre that is :)
You know you're asking for the whole BM hymn to be reproduced? Careful!
You don't know what you're messing with. Having said that, LOL at
funeral pyre, if there were every anyone who could corrupt my beliefs it
would have to be you.
'Brian May is good take heed
He solos like' - nah, I won't inflict it on you just yet...
love
Mash
Icecream! Ton! Ton! Ton!
what was that? brian may gives good head?!?!??! bleugh!
be gone evil one!
No it will be me!!
I have kidknapped red special, and THE vox amp and im proceding to use them
to play very bad Oasis and Stereophonics covers with them!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Be warned next time it might be worse!!
> >You don't know what you're messing with. Having said that, LOL at
> >funeral pyre, if there were every anyone who could corrupt my beliefs it
> >would have to be you.
>
> No it will be me!!
>
> I have kidknapped red special, and THE vox amp and im proceding to use them
> to play very bad Oasis and Stereophonics covers with them!!!
Not the Vox Ac30 network! NOOOOOOOOO! Hahaha, I know you're joking,
because I believe that any true sinners such as you claim to be would be
struck down by a bolt of pure deadly tone.
love
Mash
Noo, they called him noo, they wanted his BLOOD
>> I have kidknapped red special, and THE vox amp and im proceding to use
them
>> to play very bad Oasis and Stereophonics covers with them!!!
>
>Not the Vox Ac30 network! NOOOOOOOOO! Hahaha, I know you're joking,
>because I believe that any true sinners such as you claim to be would be
>struck down by a bolt of pure deadly tone.
please please please Chris...
no more Bm religion...
....or you're not under my protective wings anymore!
and the girls here will tear you apart MUHAHAHA!
Tori
but think of all that hair...ye gods!!
or I could just kill him anyway, one or two innocent bystanders getting
killed wont matter
which reminds me, steph!!! mum bought me some disney store wings!! cos they
were the cheapest!!!
> and the girls here will tear you apart MUHAHAHA!
oooh baby! :o)
> > and the girls here will tear you apart MUHAHAHA!
>
> oooh baby! :o)
So if I mention the Big Fella again I will get mauled by girls?
Brian save me from that horrible fate! [/sarcasm]
[Proffers self]
I might as well, I don't think I can handle living on the edge here in
AMA much longer. Guess I'm just not despised enough. Hmm may lurk.
Anyway, maul away! Please!
love
Mash
annual annual annual
no, he's promised to behave..
let her eat him!!!
do it or I'll kill you again!
the hair, yep!!!
GRANT MITCHELL!?!? GRRRR!!!!! :op
> I might as well, I don't think I can handle living on the edge here in
> AMA much longer. Guess I'm just not despised enough.
ohhhhhhhh :o((
> Hmm may lurk.
> Anyway, maul away! Please!
hehehehehe :o)
HAHAAHAHAHA!!
I didn't notice.
yeah, cheers Tori!! :op
here, have some cakes from the shop.
(just came home from work)
Spam Javelins ?!"?!??
>which reminds me, steph!!! mum bought me some disney store wings!! cos they
cool!!!!!!! my friend is buying me some (miss selfridge ones I think) for
chrstmas!!!! I'm being a fairy at the minellium party at Jamie's!!!! and
are we still doing it at the next meet up????????
steph x
oooh expensive!! lol!!! you can get pink courtney love ones at miss
s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my friend is buying me a wand i think..!! lol!!
>I'm being a fairy at the minellium party at Jamie's!!!! and
> are we still doing it at the next meet up????????
of course we are!!! :o))
oooohhh I hope they're the ones!!!!! yayayayayay!!!!!!
>my friend is buying me a wand i think..!! lol!!
I nearly bought you one of those but then I changed my mind....
got you something else though ;o)) (well I have in my head, I just haven't
technically bought it yet like)
>>I'm being a fairy at the minellium party at Jamie's!!!! and
>> are we still doing it at the next meet up????????
>
>of course we are!!! :o))
>
hurrah!!!!!!!
steph x
> >my friend is buying me a wand i think..!! lol!!
>
>
> I nearly bought you one of those but then I changed my mind....
> got you something else though ;o)) (well I have in my head, I just haven't
> technically bought it yet like)
ooooooooooh!! we need a meetup!!! i keep thinking of things to get you - but
i haven't bought anyone's pressies yet!!!! whoops!!
>ooooooooooh!! we need a meetup!!! i keep thinking of things to get you -
but
>i haven't bought anyone's pressies yet!!!! whoops!!
>
PIPPA I GOT WINGS!!!!!!!! AND A WAND!!!!! AND A HALO!!!!!!
and........best of all..........A PLAYBOY BUNNY
OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now how jealous are you????? or is it only me who wanted to be a bunny
girl??
steph x
OHHH!!!!!!!! VERY JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(says she who wanted to be abunny girl...needn't have asked really!!
lol!!!!)
I WORE MY WINGS TO THE FLC GIG TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 blokes said "Nice wings" to me!!
The security blokey asked where my tree was...
and 2 girls called me a slut..
!!!!!!
ohhhhhh god!!! I should have known!!!
>I WORE MY WINGS TO THE FLC GIG TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
was it good??? (the gig)
>4 blokes said "Nice wings" to me!!
>The security blokey asked where my tree was...
I wore my halo into selectadisc today and the bloke behind the counter said
"there you go my little angel" to me when he gave me my cd :o))))))
unfortunately he wasn't the one I fancy :O(
>and 2 girls called me a slut..
>
>!!!!!!
>
bitches!!!!!!!!!!!
steph x
grrr!! will have to go on a halo mission!! lol!!
> >I WORE MY WINGS TO THE FLC GIG TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> was it good??? (the gig)
surprisingly excellent!!! i am now a convert!!!
*boom*
Jon
---------------------------------------------------
Fuck it all, fuck this world
Fuck everything that you stand for
Don't belong, don't exist
Don't give a shit
Don't ever judge me
--------------------Slipknot--------------------
some things are great out of context :)
I still can't believe I was only whatever-it-was mentally impure... about
30%! I was most disappointed...
lol!!!
I HAVE A COW AND CHICKEN MONEY BOX!!!!!!!!
aaaargh!!!!
*jealous*
I just had a 40 year old bloke tell me I should watch Pokemon. I'm scared.
yay!!
cow and chicken rule :)
i'm glad someone else thinks that!!!!!!
i love how the adults are just legs!!!!!!! that is soooo funny!! :o))
:op it's fab!!!!
and one of my teachers saw me sitting with it and said, "Mature as ever I
see Philippa!" bitch!!!!
> I just had a 40 year old bloke tell me I should watch Pokemon. I'm scared.
be afraid be very afraid...
watch Mystic Knights of the Tir Na Nog,,,
I have an Ice Lord figurine :o)
hehehe that program is cool.
'pik? achu, pikachu... pika?' hahaha those yellow pikachus rock. and the
main character is called Ash!! yay!!! pokemon rocks. gotta catch em all
gotta catch em all...
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NOBODY EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CALL!!!
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
THESE POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
THE POWER THATS INSIDE!
POKEMON!!
OOOH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!!!
enjoy?
i dont watch it though. well not often :+)
Dec x
>
>Jon Nickson <jo...@IHATESPAMbtinternet.com> wrote in message
>news:83mb5j$h74$6...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>> > I HAVE A COW AND CHICKEN MONEY BOX!!!!!!!!
>>
>> aaaargh!!!!
>> *jealous*
>
>:op it's fab!!!!
>and one of my teachers saw me sitting with it and said, "Mature as ever I
>see Philippa!" bitch!!!!
>
>> I just had a 40 year old bloke tell me I should watch Pokemon. I'm scared.
>
>be afraid be very afraid...
>
>watch Mystic Knights of the Tir Na Nog,,,
>I have an Ice Lord figurine :o)
>
>
>
goddamn paddywhackery corporate rubbish crap acting turds
teachers are always jealous of cool stuff!!! like i had a barbie and my
german teacher locked her up in a cupboard!!! which was just cruel imo....
don't be join the pokemon side...(unless your scared of the 40yearold bloke
in which case..don't answer the phone..stay in the house...don't go outside
to investigate a noise and carry a big darn stick probably bigger than you
(if possible- the stick could be any size..its up to you).
Garth_
with the ability to be stupid anywhere at anytime including now...
I meant I really was jealous!!!!!!
and I bought Sarah a big cuddly Heimlich out of "A Bug's Life" today. :-)
> watch Mystic Knights of the Tir Na Nog,,,
> I have an Ice Lord figurine :o)
isn't that like Power Rangers???
I wish I could think of funny things like that to say!!!!
my teacher nicked my Mini Boglins when I was 11.
he was a bastard.
errr I just read a magazine and a letter in it went something like "pika
pika pika chu! chu chu chu chu pikachu chu pika pika!!! pikachu chu
pikachu!!! chu pika chu?" how disturbing is that?
no. :-)
> with the ability to be stupid anywhere at anytime including now...
oooooooooh I can do that as well!!!!!
aaaww that's reall;y sweet!!
well i discovered tonight that my alien keyring's eyes light like a torch!!
so was sittying therfe very drunk with my wings on with this alien shinding
it at cute guys :o)
> > watch Mystic Knights of the Tir Na Nog,,,
> > I have an Ice Lord figurine :o)
>
> isn't that like Power Rangers???
yep :o)
i went to see the power rangers fdilm....!!!!!!!
ohhhh the cow :o(
and my headteacher (old christian about 70 years old..no really!) heard my
latin teacher ask me if i was a wicked fairy....
somebody else had wings on tinight!! lol!! cos i met her in the loos and we
both said, "youve goy my wings on!":
>Pippa-with-the-blonde-ex-char-hatherley-hair-and-shoes-and-will-marry-Grant-
>oh-no-here-we-go-again-new-harem-and-for-steph-skrev-i-meldingen© wrote in
>message <83ntro$ero$4...@nclient15-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>>
>>Jon Nickson <jo...@IHATESPAMbtinternet.com> wrote in message
>>news:83mb5j$h74$6...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>>> > I HAVE A COW AND CHICKEN MONEY BOX!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> aaaargh!!!!
>>> *jealous*
>>
>>:op it's fab!!!!
>>and one of my teachers saw me sitting with it and said, "Mature as ever I
>>see Philippa!" bitch!!!!
>
>teachers are always jealous of cool stuff!!! like i had a barbie and my
>german teacher locked her up in a cupboard!!! which was just cruel imo....
>
>
>
no!!!!!!!
sometimes teachers are cool about it - this guy came in with a santa
hat that had a flashing bobbin thing and the teachers all wanted to
try it on and stuff
>> goddamn paddywhackery corporate rubbish crap acting turds
>
>I wish I could think of funny things like that to say!!!!
>
>Jon
>
it's not too hard, surprisingly
some people seem to think i am funny
well a lot of people laugh at me, but mostly at my unintentional
humour
hmm....i might become a comedian type thing
except for lots of factors including i get terrible stage fright
and other shitXXXX
>> 'pik? achu, pikachu... pika?' hahaha those yellow pikachus rock. and the
>> main character is called Ash!! yay!!! pokemon rocks. gotta catch em all
>> gotta catch em all...
>
>errr I just read a magazine and a letter in it went something like "pika
>pika pika chu! chu chu chu chu pikachu chu pika pika!!! pikachu chu
>pikachu!!! chu pika chu?" how disturbing is that?
>
>Jon
>
sarcasm, hopefully
kids comeing into the shop asking for pokemon cards, i dont know how
they cant see its just one big franchise, its almost as bad as those
premier league stickers - you have kids spending £10 or £20 in one go
on the things, what a goddamn waste of money
speaking of franchises, does anyone else think natalie portman is a
shag and a half?
wouldn't it be funny, right, if there was this comedian, who wasn't actually
funny at all!!!
no wait.....
that's Jo Brand, isn't it?
ummm...............
yes, definitly.
i'd give jar jar binks a miss though.
oh dear.....ah well, maybe it started her heart pumping again after years of
frozeness???
>somebody else had wings on tinight!! lol!! cos i met her in the loos and we
>both said, "youve goy my wings on!":
>
that always happens!!! and ppl have arguments about who got them first...
thanks. :-)
> well i discovered tonight that my alien keyring's eyes light like a
torch!!
> so was sittying therfe very drunk with my wings on with this alien
shinding
> it at cute guys :o)
wow class!!!1 hehehe...
> i went to see the power rangers fdilm....!!!!!!!
get help. soon...
i have a star wars advenmt calender!!!
waited all december to get ewan, finally got pissed off so looked in last
two windows...and yes, bloody jar jar binks and some robot thing.
pippy not very happy.
BUT WE BEAT HEREFORD!!!!!! (*yay*)
all this extra time though! i'm freezing!
> > well i discovered tonight that my alien keyring's eyes light like a
> torch!!
> > so was sittying therfe very drunk with my wings on with this alien
> shinding
> > it at cute guys :o)
>
> wow class!!!1 hehehe...
it was!!! loads of them came and talked to me :o)
shh don't tell neil...!!!
> > i went to see the power rangers fdilm....!!!!!!!
>
> get help. soon...
i thought it was quite good...
hey it's nearly my birthday!!!!!
liar!!! I can't do it to save me life!!!!
> some people seem to think i am funny
> well a lot of people laugh at me, but mostly at my unintentional
> humour
ooh, I think that's me as well. people laughing *at* you rather than *with*
you...
hehehe!!!! :-)
erm.
yep.
you have no adventure.
yeah Pip fantastic result wasnt it.. poor hereford.....
now hereford... are they non-league?
did they bring you to extra time at Filbert Street??!
so.. you draw with non-league rubbish at home... so... away to top of the
prem league superstars Leeds? hmmmm what? 4-0? 5-0? hehehe this revenge'll
be so much sweeter!! haha!!! hahaHAHAHA!!!
bakke bought my mate a drink the other night i've been told! and i drunk
from it!!! thats cool. and i seen kewell walking round leeds the day after.
AAAAAnd i got my crimbo shopping ALL done today so really its been a pretty
good week :+)))))))) [except for the defacing of Fairytale of New York...
grrrr.. bastards..]
Dec x
ah.....but what if neil is lurking???
or what if i was neil?????
or something.
> > > i went to see the power rangers fdilm....!!!!!!!
> >
> > get help. soon...
>
> i thought it was quite good...
>
> hey it's nearly my birthday!!!!!
>
really......
i'm gonna get two lightsabers in america :))))))))))))
obi wan kenobi and the other guy.
> BUT WE BEAT HEREFORD!!!!!! (*yay*)
>
> all this extra time though! i'm freezing!
>
isn't muzzy izzet a wanker.
with a stupid name.
>i love how the adults are just legs!!!!!!! that is soooo funny!! :o))
>
like muppet babies!!!!!!!!!!!
steph x
>i'm gonna get two lightsabers in america :))))))))))))
I've got a double edged light saber!!!!!!!
steph x
you mean a darth maul red one are are you just taking the piss? :P
coolbeans.
> isn't muzzy izzet a wanker.
>
> with a stupid name.
that's nice.
we beat Tottenham 6-1. ha ha ha.
if your real name is Neil, raise your hand...
are you talking about Darth Maul, or is this some kind of bizarre sexual
metaphor about Jamie that we don't want to know about?
now that was quality. :-)
I just got the Fraggle Rock theme tune on MP3, yay! :-) and have "Mahna
Mahna" as well"!!! they go well in my playlist alongside Fear Factory, don't
you think? :-)
my brother is getting an anakin skywalker toy. from me.
he's 24.
Tori
bugger.
but you're not neil!!!!!!!!!!!
and he wouldn't lurk....would he!!?!?
nah - he'd have said something to me by now!!
lol i remember....
no he isn't......
no!! he couldn't use the newsgroupy thingy!@!
OOOOH!!1 JEALOUS!!!!!!
> > BUT WE BEAT HEREFORD!!!!!! (*yay*)
> >
> > all this extra time though! i'm freezing!
> >
>
> isn't muzzy izzet a wanker.
>
> with a stupid name.
nooo :o(
our friends' dog is called Muzzy!!!!!!!
and my dog is called Savage....
they did the swede kicking thing...i was afraid!
> now hereford... are they non-league?
> did they bring you to extra time at Filbert Street??!
yes!!! we were shit!! but we did have looooads of injuries like gups and
flowers and then gimpey went off and eadie couldn't play and heskey and
lennon were out!
we were still shit though!
AND I KNEW TWO OF THE SUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o)))))))))
this is when you get reward for slaving over a youth team fanzine!
> so.. you draw with non-league rubbish at home... so... away to top of the
> prem league superstars Leeds? hmmmm what? 4-0? 5-0? hehehe this revenge'll
> be so much sweeter!! haha!!! hahaHAHAHA!!!
:op yes ok ok!!!!!!!!
grrrrr!!!